Classic Cyanide & Happiness - Superjerk Saves the Day

[Andreastistel]

..if i had super powers...... wow it would be much much worse then this.........

[55kylenator]

lol?

[Nyancatsuperfan2]

SHAAAPOW!

[KnightofLight89]

it's not necrophilia if the body's still warm! XD

[HauntedFreeRealms]

Pink underwear

[MChawka]

hit 2 for yak attack!!

[lilberry1157]

my brother looks over my shoulder and when it ends he goes damn i thiought they were gonna show her boobs

[1228CookieMonster]

more like super sex offender

lol XD

[kougagirlXD]

what a jerk.

[metabot076]

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

[SPIKE15627]

I bet at least 95% of the people who watched this wanted real boobs

[amobbs12]

Me: dad im failing school

Dad: why!!!

Me: um um cardiac attack shapow

Dad: go to your room

[s0cc3rk1d11]

lol

[65sonic651]

LOL

[littlebigheroman]

ShaPow!!!

[hottyjenn]

omg xDD

[charmabee5337]

Yeeeeeee....... Super jerk help me!!!!!!

[sofimoreno368]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD



[coolscools27]

*wakes up*...

[NashZor11]

HOLDS ASS OUT

GUARD--: WTF?!

[ShadowSlayer543]

Rapist



[anthonysparta1220]

freako

[jklgnar]

lololololololololololololololo­lololololooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooo

[s8terkidd432]

Press 7 to get to to get to the real superhero stuff.

[TNTJustMe]

@Skilledhomny, or should I say, Skilledhomo, what's your problem with redheads? South Park really fucked you guys up...

[ahenryb1]

No the actual super jerk would take the gun shoot the girl in the head and give the criminal the gun. Oh yeah rape the girl too but yeah

[scht1000]

it died with his eyes open ¬. ¬

[Nyce2Everyone]

@scht1000 people usually die with their eyes open dumb ass xP

[Skilledhomny]

eurgh, why would you want to see a gingers breasts for?!?!

[valstwitchy]

This is just die-cute!! ♥

[DevinMapleSkate]

Explosm, Y U NO CENSOR MAN BOOBS

[nbrycer]

ssha pao!!! xD



[SuperZac8]

cant get over those square panties

[SpyingEyesOfDoom]

@SuperZac8 SpongeBob Squarepanties

Think about it.

[86AvZ]

SHHAAAPPOW!

[LastSamurai695]

The Ultimate Rapist! LOL

[noobnoobyify]

MOM THis is not P0RN.

[commodoman1]

i have the weirdest bone right now

[dinosaursrulealways]

prees 3 and 4

[Gemmzstar]

Why is the criminal British? 

[4theboard]

@Gemmzstar he used to be an orphan...you know how those british orphans get

[BlueAznXD]

-whistle-

[ginadespot]

shupow!

[thefunnyferryfox]

Show me you tits : No am not gone show you my tits! : SHAPOW : Takes shirt off. Lol

[stevenplol]

dammit i wanted to see them titties

[7588door]

tweet twooo

[B1azestar]

click 5 to make them say "my SHAPOW,"

[EnixDark88]

OLOLO

niceeeeee

[fluffybluebunny834]

SHAPPOW!

[6202Unknown]

Wow xD

[DevilMalice]

Seems more like super rapist.

[JDLOCKON]

@DevilMalice that be his secret identity

[LightninLew]

@DevilMalice Nah, she's dead it doesn't count.

[FabiformFX]

He meant 'FUS RO DAH!'

0:23

[cutiejayva]

ughhh stop saying that its a better love story than twilight...it's not even a love story!!!

[Eggmyster1]

@cutiejayva But its still a better love story than Twilight

[espaach]

@Eggmyster1 thats the joke. ¬_¬

[ibharzimbanni]

@cutiejayva tell me about it

[SuperBaconNinja]

Still A Better love story than twilight

[QUEENB1419]

Lmafooo9ooo



[durkinstboys]

Julia Gillard..



[MultiLolgrl]

when she fell did anyone notice her tits jiggle

[TheHalodude923]

@jada13132 I think that must be the best comment ever...

[Elijah314]

Super RAPE RAGE!!!!

[tasha123245]

shapowwww

[randa9711]

my bio teacher: You are failing my course

me: CARDIAC ATTACK SHAPPOW

teacher: come here after school.....

[pancakemix1231]

@randa9711 Cool story bro. you should tell it at parties.

[ThrillerDude360]

@pancakemix1231 Assuming he goes to parties...

[pancakemix1231]

@ThrillerDude360 well he tells those stories at parties so...... yes.

[ThrillerDude360]

@pancakemix1231 I don't believe you......

[YamiPoyo]

@randa9711 Explain why you go back?

[lildogf]

@xkennyPLx did you know that u are the first comment? maybe even the first viewer?

[deathlyfrosbite]

Cardiac attack shappow!!!!!!!

[LolDudex5]

We all did the same.. lol,we actually didn't :/

[McSmijens1]

he's more of a super rapist :O

[ilovemypugmissy3]

lol



[theandrex221]

i can't stop watching this video

[twewy1]

I hate people who make comments like *its been xdays and i havent found x's comment.* just for thumbs ups. I only want the top comments to actually be about the video

[ChowardGaming]

SHAPOW

[W4ffle98]

he reminds me of... me

[mathes12mc]

llllllllooooooooollllllllllll

[tasha123245]

shapooooow!!!

[XoGummyCoffeeoX]

press 6and 7 XD

[DjNiko96]

u got another subcriber:D:D

[Waggadaoku]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[Warlance001]

@Waggadaoku lol such an old joke but still so funny XD

[evilbananas2]

your videos scard me for life.. D=

[spongethis]

cyanide and happiness: Y U NO END WITH A *SQUEEZE*?????

[Critical484]

LOL

[isaidwtfman]

lol stick power!

[bluespartan10]

thumbs up for necrophilia!.......the truest form of love......don't judge me.

[SirCourageWolfEsq]

SHA-POW!

[whywhywhy90]

oh look a tube oh wait its not a tube carp

[TheLooserrs]

dis iz soooo funni !!!! :D

[xipartyhardx]

*cardiac attack SHAPOWW!*

[danielxdglaciuus]

super jerk is not that jerk lol

[WalterHasGanado]

I shall translate for deaf people (Ahem)

Robber: Come on! Hand over your money!

Woman: Super Jerk HELP ME!

Super Jerk: Cardiac Attack SHAPOW!

Robber: Oof my heart (Dying noise)!

Woman: Oh thank you Super Jerk, how ever can I repay you?

Super Jerk: You could show me a little, ahh, you know (whistle) heheheh

Woman: What?! Im not going to show you my-

Super Jerk: SHAPOW!

[CrazyChocolateCake]

@WalterHasGanado I dont think you have to translate.....thats what the caption button is for....

[albinoV]

@jek19801980 View all comments, Ctrl+F, MsSeptemberqueen. Godspeed.

[AwsomenessDefined]

@jek19801980 you knwo you could just click all comments and press Ctrl + F

[nomewatcher]

holy shit, i would call u white moses or black jesus, wich other one fits.

[AwsomenessDefined]

@nomewatcher black jesus , glad to be of service

[blueleader62]

@jek19801980 press "show all" and then "strg+f".

[WolfieXp]

@jek19801980 Step 1: Show All Comments

Step 2: CTRL + F

Step 3 Type in MsSeptemberqueen

Step 4: Enter

Step 5: Look at the marked areas

[MPI4Jon3s]

@MPI4Jon3s

Wait is that Ms Spetember shit comment?yes Oh okay Thx

[TeamNorad]

@jek19801980 This is a house of leaves reference.

[goldenxninjaxchick]

@jek19801980 Ctrl F is your friend! Or command F if you're using a mac

[ToastMaster623]

@jek19801980 Now that's just a waste of space. Just do a search for it with the "find" command.

[badb0i557]

@jek19801980 This is a copy of someone else's comment...

[vikingWindmill]

@jek19801980

Why hello there, Net Newb, please sit down, we've been expecting you.

[lildogf]

@jek19801980  69 likes XD

[ThrillerDude360]

@jek19801980 Best comment ever? probably

[HappyLittleActor]

@jek19801980 I found it in literally two minutes.

[sloooo5m]

press 6 and 7 repeatedly

[dinnerdawinner]

2 - Shapow

3 - Thank you!

4 - Show me

5 - Shapow! (again)

6 - Pedo

7 - Mega pedo

8 - Rob Denbleyker

9 - Rob Denbleyker (again)

[ManGaga51]

Bahahah

[hikoseijuro922]

why the fuck people like a reply 1!!! insted of the fucking orignal comment

[CianneDG]

LOL

[YaMiYuGiBaTuHaN]

:D 

[LiLPedoBear]

Oh..great.. Gotta go find MsSeptemberqueen's comment..

[johnlord1722]

keep presing 6 then 7 :P

[bubblelotion4427]

shapow!



[ThePostalDudeist]

the answer to another comment should never be a top comment.

[tengokunoshi]

@ThePostalDudeist it must be just coz u don't want it to.

[NightmareDark64]

@ThePostalDudeist random answer, lol

[TougeWolf]

@ThePostalDudeist Unless its this comment.

[ThePostalDudeist]

@TougeWolf bitch please. :D

[theZINGcollection]

@ThePostalDudeist only if the comments the top comment replies to is also a top comment

[littlepupava]

@ThePostalDudeist Yes, yes it should

[thatrealycoolguy]

@ThePostalDudeist A comment talking about comments should never be top comment

[TheOfficialWoover]

@ThePostalDudeist I totally get what you mean.

[nikoli46]

just keep pressing 5 to beat her up :L

[ciaran16789]

press 6 + 7 hes humping her!

[yourmom1223100]

press 2 then 3 he says peee!!

[TheDarkria]

samus could kick his ass



[c00lCactus8D]

Even the bad ones are good..

[Berre145]

Shapow



[REAPERKILLx]

I SHALL USE ME POWER FOR WHAT U WANT N IT'S EVIL

[danielllllz]

press 4 then five

[jhjoseph91]

@danielllllz show u my SHAPOW xD

[Ridick1460]

press 6 and 7 all over again for sex

[Bellokan]

Press 6 over and over for tea bagging

[MackenzieGirl15]

SJ- short junk.

[050243152]

LOL SJ = Super Junior

[MrSharkjaws3]

(whistles)



[BeanieHatsAreCool]

SHAPOOWW

[badza037]

Shhh POW!

[smoker766]

super Jerk

and his bro super nerd :D

[iJahat45]

super raper

[MRBIZZLE999]

press 3 then when she said giv super jurk after press 5

[NetGamingSolutions]

Ha ha haaaaaaaa

[str4tegix]

ShhaaPOWWWW and rape

[Nabiyfoxx]

0:09 Kali ma!

[turkeyballs3]

Press 3 and when she says Jerk press 4 then when he says show me press 5 and you made a sentence 

[xxDeadlyDECAYxx]

LOLOLOL. He's a rapist!! xD

[chocoholicSISTA263]

this was so predictable.

[Zapp3rO]

fus roh dah

[SuperShay1012]

lol

[minijedwards4]

lol?and omg hes gay..

[mchlee159357]

press and hold 6 for dirtyyyyy

[xXspartan125Xx]

PRESS 5 FOR SHAPOW!

[SammersX3]

SHAPOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! XD

[F1NGE]

CARDIAC ATTACK!!

 SHAPOWW!

[coffee11b15]

（・３・）～♪

[mm2tracks]

2 then 5?