AI Robotics: Perfect Woman

[BrodeFinePortraiture]

The Hoo-haa has a thrust vectoring nozzle and Hoover won the contract to do her mouth...Im sold

[aldomovielovers]

it just a scetch guys ... fake

[fernandatralala]

her skin is too oily......

[TRANFUCKER]

SO FUCKING FAKE HAHA JUST A GIRL WITH ALOT OF VASELINE ON HER FACE!

[TheOfficialiKON]

Can she make Sandwiches?

[Flarestarout]

0:16 Raj

[ualduc]

It's a scam. Please take this video of the the youtube

[DirtySanchezLives]

Why's the "robot" breathing while she stands still?

[GrumpSkull]

To be authentic she would need a casio chip for a brain.

[xpointkiller]

sooooo....is there a built in fleshlight?

[Nathan20XX]

@xpointkiller Yeah! There's 3!

[tararyanedwards]

sexist.

[FlankerTanker]

hha ha ha ha haaaa ha ha ha ha

[jreaper5000000]

people are sad as fck!!! honestly we are so divided and knowone cares for us anymore, that we turn to robots?! about time we started giving away our happiness ect ect... cause thats the only way it comes back to us. we are on the search for power and it cannot be found only given away. thats why these stupid robots will be the same.

[Ridiciliculous]

Can she make me a sandwich?

[MrEvanderBergman]

fuckable

[deesims]

what ever happened with this? the sites down. wasnt there supposed to be a "perfect man" too?

[Allsoproductions]

that was sexist. and take care of the house work? thats just wrong

[PatrioticFront]

@Allsoproductions

feel free to go get a 'women's rights movement' for machines started,

bird brain

[TheVikingChris]

@Allsoproductions Lol, it's a robot you dumbass. They have no intelligence, no feelings and no rights, they have no desire for it either.

[fjvanguard]

Really funny... Immitating a robot lol....

[afrothundah87]

But can it cook?

[DJVBasil]

DO THESE THINGS HAVE VAGINAS???

[GreyGrimlee]

@DJVBasil lol i see someone is looking into buying one of these :P

[Takashi0ukana]

perfect women... easy task place her in the kitchen DONE

[27dreamweaver]

ha ha amazing, nice vid!

[cavenin]

Guess we all came here looking for that perfect woman...guess again...lmao

[Stargeek2006]

Can you fuck it?

[MageOfLink]

Forever-a-virgin

[mikyzalles]

those kids need real woman....

[serger2010]

GRAB HER BOOBS AND FIND OUT HOW FAST SHE SLAPS YOU AND HOW REAL SHE IS!!!

[TehKromo]

ITS A TRAP!



[tehmannekiller]

haha robert p. private

[YouKnowYouWnt]

She's Shiny

[bdarazs]

can she make a sandwich?

[NewVizi0n]

It's suppose to be fake, it's funny.

[mafyia7]

But will it blend?

[TimmyJr360]

Fake

[molinaro]

O_o

[phantumgrey]

Why don't they demonstrate this robot in the kitchen?

[MrDoopa]

this is fake since every woman has to be part bitch

[yovix555]

ok lisa , let's fuck :D

[xDrikenx]

Holy fuck son of bitch scared me wtf is this thing

[jinetefantasma67]

no es perfecta.....aun continua hablando.

[elusivemel]

Um, wtf that's a man dressed up like a woman, pretending to be a robot.

[MrMagicFantastic]

So in other words: One pricey bitch.

[WolvertSky]

Ha ha, it's crazy, because the more they try to make a real person look robotic the more it's a give away,

[MrBodom13]

Asians.. :D

[numey]

Kripke opens the valves of two helium gas bottles and Sheldon starts to speak in a high pitch.

[SuperPussyFinger]

I'm disappointed that this is a hoax. I would love to take that rubber woman home and put her to work on the dishes.

[DaniEspinoza975]

forever alone

[saadhameed1979]

it is obvious scam, she is a cheap actress with a varnish make up

[lookielooo]

i wonder if she will short out if i cum on her!

[Alvinacid]

...but will it blend?

[billybober05]

Virgins forever.

[floridachitown]

Can she roll up my weed?

[andi9876543210]

@floridachitown

hahaha ... i would buy her if she can :P

[FrakCast]

But can she blow well?

[Volcilord]

You can get Roxie the Robot in the USA for $7000

[Narutoxbleach503]

this is sad.

[frosted1030]

never happened.. site is dead.

[CliffordVII]

she will make me all the sandwiches

[snarlingrabiddog5150]

The male version will come with a sheet metal cock.

[DeadlyThrashViking]

Why are the lifelike robots only women and never men..I think the purpose for these things is clear.

[deesims]

i saw an add that said the perfect man is coming soon! where is it?!

[AlbertaSwag]

damn! that bitch done hairsprayed her face

[Arran261]

She is fuckkk ugly!



[mbilalbhatti]

@Arran261 They must have made her ugly deliberately otherwise there must be several holes in her front and back.

[gredangeo]

here comes the porn.

[p2dadecka1]

perfect woman? so she gives great blowjobs and cooks?

[Dynospazllantastic]

her face is weird and her wig is shit. nothing perfect about that.

[hazardouzCup]

If this bitch can't make me a sammich, I don't want her.

[WitchingDeath666]

il fuck the living robotic shit out of her

[VNtinos]

I'd still fuck her...

[Illuminatimum]

It's a scam.

[shikitokaproto]

Fuck that, give a sandwich making robot and I'm set.

[KevinKimbrellSC]

it is a perfect woman, it doesnt talk and therefore can never say no

[infringementMAN]

It doesn't have a soul nor does it have a personality but it still looks like a woman. Men can only think of one true purpose for something like this.

[megablablatruch]

i could use this movement 00.44 - 00.46!

[TheztanLP]

But - Can you also be in love with her?? I do not think so - so she isn't the perfect Woman!

[BlueBurryPimp]

this is much disturbing

[fornow100000]

this is a human being. The vid is fake :D

[AKVAEL]

@fornow100000 never read of it? it exists!

[stone412]

@fornow100000 What gave it away? The fact she looks too real? I agree. She is human and the video is basically a parody of ALL robot videos.

[FoamKittyGamer]

The site doesn't even have to do with ANYTHING about a robot, it's advertisements for skin care, clothing, make-up, and some weird match-up page..

It's a disgusting advertisement to make women feel like they have to modify themselves to be "perfect" or else they'll be replaced.

It's disgusting, because not all women are jerks in the world.

As much as there are stupid women in the world, there are stupid men... to put it plain, "stupid people", this video proves that point.

[IIHIHIID]

se me acerca eso a menos de 2 metros, le tiro una patada voladora en la cabeza :o

[BaneOfXistence4]

This is how Master Chief was born. You see, his mother was that thing while his father was human.

[HYPRKLSTRKMPLX]

Fake!!! That woman isnt real, she's a fake! I mean, um...of course she is..not real.

[kiraliren]

real question is... can u fuck it? lmao!

[hectichorse]

Does it have a vagina lololol

[TheShoeThief]

This is junk



[ner12800bb3]

F...K YEA - no more real sex, no more kids - end of our human kind

very perspective product indeed))

[xIkeMainerx]

@PabzGLRP Lmao

[IIDigitalCodeII]

But will it blend?

[1787dude]

thats really creepy, fake and creepy

[behappyyouall]

can you do 1 liked wwe trish stratus are torrie wilson really perfect womans

[id493337]

How the fuck is this a perfect woman? This is nothing but a slave.

[facebooker121]

@MrNitro468 You are very immature.

[MrNitro468]

@facebooker121 I know, it's more fun than having my head up my ass.

[TheBlueShamen]

Yes, but will it blend?!??

[KrazyKali69]

Terminator: Chapter 1 :p

[mountaindrewbc]

yes. but does she blend?

[id493337]

@mountaindrewbc

Buy it, then find out.

[Searcheur]

bitch you have a problem with us talking about sex? don't ever use the internet then.

[facebooker121]

@Searcheur Because sex is completely irrelevant to what the video is about. The sex jokes aren't funny to everyone. And who are you tell anyone not to use the internet?

[Spartan007George]

@facebooker121 hmm...is it?

"There are thousands of single men.."

[MrRevanNightmare]

I'm going to be honest this kinda scares me. Soon how will you tell whats human and whats robot?

[id493337]

@MrRevanNightmare

By punching it, if it hard then they either fit or a robot.

[6SpAr6TAN69]

if she' s full of gears inside, then forget... penetration

[Linuxdirk]

Scary!

[TheHitmanteam]

iF THE ROBOT HAD A ASS

ITS MEAN ITS A REAL HUMAN

[johnnyk617]

multiple settings for handjobs?

[NewWaysMusic]

The perfect woman. She has 2 switches on her back. BJ and Sammich.

[Digijedi569]

@NewWaysMusic amen brother

[NewWaysMusic]

@Digijedi569 LOL!

[Commanderfirstclass]

But will she blend?

[Acid4YoWound]

Look like someone oiled her already.

[svanremo]

but could it f*ck?

[sluthut]

How is she the perfect women if she can still talk...?!?

[qwerkaz]

@sluthut Idiot

[gageluck7]

NO NO NO NOW EVEN FAKE GIRLS CAN RUN AWAY FROM ME WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[SLOPTOBERFEST]

haha so fake

[6819bug]

actually, the perfect woman would be 3ft tall with a flat head



[robopenis]

C'mon, if that's a robot, then I'm George fuckin' Clooney...

[rahrmelon209]

@robopenis hi George!

[oodoodanoo]

That's a real person. Smack it with a baseball bat to prove me wrong.

[Deathrape2001]

HAHA U can rent a Russian whore 4 much less - even with a multi-year 'marriage' contract. & no, they're not all as bad as Oksana Gregoriva =))

[1986kx80]

does it have a vagina

[Deathrape2001]

@1986kx80 Should B sure 2 offer gargling & swallowing upgrades.

[forrykid]

They should create an area that you can stab!

Over and over again!!

[bliglum]

LOL~!!!! SOOOO realistic!! hardy harr

[sn0m0ns]

What the translator is really saying is.." Yea I fucked her, I fucked her hard!"

[0901hideyuki]

人間じゃん

[mumitoink]

yehey!! this would end prostitution and STDs... ???

all i can say is men are dogs, they'll hump anything with skirts.

[genestarwind7]

@mumitoink yes...yes we are....and yes...yes we will ..

[andres33147]

lol jay robot #### yum lmaooooo

[eyedatseesall2010]

If a guy has enough money to buy one of those things he shouldn't really be that lonely would he?

[CarriePoes]

I'll telling you people

Robot= Geth = Robot Uprising = Were Sqrewed over.

[godieinafirenow]

can she make samiches?

[quiksilvermanblue]

Sad lonely motherfuckers, but kudos to them

[MrCrossoverer]

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT SHE WAS REAL!!!!

[Inmate3able]

I love Lisa already. She is cute and Sexy.

[MrKi1o]

that is fuckin scary

[pizzadragon1122]

Goodness, SOME of you people commenting here are horribly immature, filthy, and immoral. So it seems all you can think is sex and food, have some of you people honestly ever seen the light of day?

Such pathetic, self-centered, uneducated, and depraved young people thinking in such a demonic way. Some of you need an education, blithering idiots.

What has the world come to, producing such nasty filth, thinking about sex all the time?

This video is about a technological advancement. -_-

[spannacrab09]

@pizzadragon1122 Look bro, im not sure they're saying seriously, i'm pretty sure they're just joking and the video says "the perfect woman" so you have to expect someone to have a crack at it,

lighten up a little. just sayin'

[pizzadragon1122]

@spannacrab09 Ahh, well, maybe I was taking it a little too seriously, but it's just sick when 70% of the comments are about "having a mute button", "does it know how to ****", "and about if it's the perfect woman why isn't it in the kitchen".

I hope these guys are joking, I cant believe if some people talk like this in real life, but it is still an immature, offensive joke.

Maybe I was taking it to seriously though, oh well, with this many views I had to expect some lame internet meme's >.>

[spannacrab09]

@pizzadragon1122 yeah it is sick, if i said something like that i would only be joking but yet again some people are tapped in the head and actually only look at robots and technology as one massive sex toy.

[Digijedi569]

@pizzadragon1122 the video says its about pleasuring men and how well this will hit off with the single male population, it never once said anything about any advancements -___-

[NewWaysMusic]

@pizzadragon1122 Sex is not filthy. It's pure. You are the one claiming it is dirty.

[pizzadragon1122]

@NewWaysMusic I didn't claim that sex was dirty. I was talking about how 60% of the comments were relating to sex and how it's demoralizing and immature.

You should have looked harder, I was talking about the comments. Even your own. If you think the manner that some of the people who comment on this video are pure talking about "Blowjobs" and "Sammiches" then you are severely brainwashed to think in such an egotistical way. This would go for others as well.

[NewWaysMusic]

@pizzadragon1122 The fact that 60% of the comments are "related to sex" is not demoralizing or immature unless you think sex is imoral or imature. If sex is normal, than making comments about it should be seen as a normal thing.

Jokes about blowjobs and sandwiches are just that: jokes, as you yourself aknowledged. It shouldn't be taken seriously. That's why we call it jokes, because they are not true. It's exactly bcuz i know it's not true that i joke about it, otherwise i would just assert it.

[pizzadragon1122]

@NewWaysMusic Once again, you need to read my comment better, as to not create a misunderstanding.

I'm talking about the way the "jokes" are presented. I never said that sex itself was immoral, or anything of the sort. The way said jokes are is immoral and degrading, even if they aren't to be taken seriously it's still offensive and immature, and the people blabbering them out need to get a sense of respect towards others, an education, and morals.

It's meaningless nonsense, and isn't funny.

[Bencaiy]

@pizzadragon1122 Look. The internet is the internet. You can't argue with that. Youtube is filled with those stuff. You can't change that. So stop trying to. MOST youtube starts curse and do perverted vids to get popular. DEAL WITH IT!

[facebooker121]

@pizzadragon1122 Amen to you!!

[ukro0912]

@pizzadragon1122 or you could just ignore them

[spartanGUN]

The narrator did the mockumentary and various real-life advertisements for Halo 3.

[Naskilla19]

Destroy it! Before it takes over the planet.

[Blakesanots96]

Does she come with anti-bitching software and Kitchen algorithims?