"High as F#%k" Music Video

[aysesjapan]

2:00 to 2:34 is the best! I do a real LOL every time.

[ansem533]

you can't spell marijuana without..... VAGINA.

[abyssmal26]

try a baseball bat and a pokemon

[boberjackie]

typical taco talk

[borgeision]

I love you doggie, Jon!!!!

[hippieinthebushes]

Still loving this vid, years later! You're sexy, you sing, and you're high as fuck! WIN.

[hopy921]

I have a porcupine...

[115darkstar]

I be spreadin news bout dis song in ma school

[Glowmunster666]

ever walked to mcdonalds and brust pout laghin at apple pie,I haveXD...was baked as fuck

[sgoedker]

@Glowmunster666 fuck u

[115darkstar]

766 people didn't roll enough joints

[shilomking]

thumbs up if you like me already experiment all of this ( except for the chicken with human arm lol) this guy so right you know what world you got me corner again im gonna roll another joint :P

[shawn641659641659]

Why worry about being high as fuck.....when you could just simply not give a fuck!! :D

[toks619]

i used to get high until i took a blunt to the knee

[AsaM1120]

I used to be high as fuck then I took an arrow to the knee...

[ElectroAR]

Haha, hymn of stoners! :D

[SafeguardHD]

i'm high as fuck, i feel the world spinning.

i have to go now, at six flags and am about to blow chunks.

[bobstar12312]

Its All True! HA

[jesse595]

All the time!

[gymnasticowl]

boss.

[lechallengeaccepted]

If you want to get smoked up for free, tell a bunch of potheads you have never tried weed before.

[xMw2player95]

My new favourite song of Jon ^^

[xMw2player95]

I love this guy *-*

[masoncbennett]

i was high as fuck during my drug test today..i have to go back tomorrow because i couldnt get enough in the cup i kept dropping my cock...stoner problems

[allezsport2010]

I these things when im sober

[d3l1a4973]

@allezsport2010 lol you too high to write a coherent sentence

[SolinariXi]

shit man, those arms are freaky lookin

[kenny476]

You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm the only problem is the chickens have human arms, yousaythat'sfuckedup why do the chicken harms??

[wizkidtya1]

oh fuck this guysss is to jokeesss ;p

[meowmixistasty]

240p we meet again

[BergendyFilms]

I bet you anything that 6,843,542 high people have seen this.

[HipDubHopStep]

u need snacks so you walk to the corner store but ur scared because you think they'll know your high lmao yeh, this guy knows about being high lmao not like some comedians who over do the high thing... ahhhh being too high to go home, being too high to go to work, when ur 15 and ur too high to go home but ur friend wants u out of the house cause his parents are coming back but u dont want to move lol

[214325326457]

@HipDubHopStep lololol my friends never leave until they actually see my parents actually pull up

[TheErrikkartman]

@HipDubHopStep shit happens to me all the time

[Yazza123459]

Thumbs up Have u ever been high as fuck

[infernalgr]

thumbs up if you're high as fuck right now !

[PoppaPiff]

@infernalgr double thumbs up

[ClayJoc]

lol he got everything right.

[drizzydraker12]

im high as fuck



[Alxjeffs]

Ron paul 2012

[hVL94]

Im faded n shit, and this song makes SO MUCH FUCKING SENSE TO ME RIGHT NOW, YOU GOD

[Brittanyrulezd00d420]

Amen bro.(: #highhasfuck.

[algeeman]

I do those things sober...

[janisakironmaiden]

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

[PeaceWithin101]

Im so high... But yeah fucking some ketchup chip sounds good...

[han1456]

this song = 600 times better while you're high

[jarrod5423]

765 people never been high as f#%k

[bitchyholiday]

what a beautiful way to say the truth...

[Oprimi]

Im high as chainsaw

[22potter5]

@Oprimi I think I love you

[whosajigaya]

This is truley the description of being high ...

[RVDX54]

.....That game sounded fun....

[missedthelikebutton]

lol, your scared that they will know your high

[gigli777]

perfection and truth...

mind blown

[TittiesLover123491]

`fuck yeah I did

[ViIlageldiot]

I used to be high as fuck, then I took an arrow to the knee

[Dragonagerocks2010]

Thumbs up if your the 6,829,017 viewer

[gryphonklaw]

Just smoked like 4 fat bowls before watchin this video. I gotta tell you it's amazing.

[Striker25521]

Yes!

[luke12321100]

The Chickens are watching the sun go down and the Dog was staring at him to wait for his turn.

[zbart74]

chicken with human arms and a packet of gum...

:)

[FLOm4ster]

i see what you did there..

[superEcho100]

Story of my life

[dakidegor]

So high, he forgets about the gum he just bought and continues to have cotton mouth.

[sanesadist]

765 never been high as fuck

[damanoconnell3]

Canadians... Gotta love 'em :D

[surferwavebabe]

You are very good looking and your music is so catchy

[john129flip]

"You need snacks so you walk to the corner store, but you're scared because you think they'll know your high."

I can't even remember how many damn times that has happened to me. Maybe because I'm high right now,

[blade55440]

@john129flip I never understood how folks cared if they knew they were high while buying something at the store.

[rossbelanger]

Close your eyes and it's Jim Croce man...

[CIassicR0CK]

I got this link on highDEAS

[CIassicR0CK]

@utdwcd on are you cool guy?

[utdwcd]

From a man who understands... lol I am right now

[asingleverse]

why yes, yes I have been high as fuck..

[TheGpiles]

this guy is my fucking hero for life.

[TWEENERLP1]

yes is my answer to your question ^^ i have been high as fuck

[XXpoogersXXmicrowave]

well if you like comments on here you aint high... i was meaning too but i was too high and lazy:l

[MrFlapDragon]

lol, the face you made at 2:48 looks like me every time I'm stoned

[Robinbobby12]

That look like the jacket from fight club :D

[truthIsStranger]

I was hangin with friends who had never tried E or mushrooms so I bought a bag of each and we all had some of each, went to a 24h grocery at 2am and peaked in the checkout.

The guy was mentally challenged but we were flipping out so we couldn't tell, he was taking so long to do everything I thought he was stalling for the police. Sweat was running off of my nose and I was shaking all over so I just thanked him and left him with like $5 in change, told everyone to run and we booked. High as fuck.

[jeebersjumpincryst]

@truthIsStranger fuck yea bro! same as here in nz. avoid civilisation at all costs when shrooming tho!

[pivetlord13]

wait, if his mouth was dry, why didnt he just chew a piece of gum that he bought at the corner store???

[JSMI1994]

Wait... Don't all chickens have human arms?

[boomboom23]

I wish I saw chickens with human arms when I was high :'(

[czaro11]

240p. we meet again ... -.-

[Anesthesiatrip]

2:15 --> 2:32

WTF :D

[Anesthesiatrip]

Im very certain that Jon Lajoie smokes weed, cause he knows so much about it :DD

[CountDoucheCoo]

I was high as fuck this one time and then I took an arrow to the knee...n I left my parents basement n got a life.. Hopefully everyone who commented on here realizes that not only is doing drugs retarded it also makes you retatded

[k1llk1ngph30n1x]

@CountDoucheCoo worlds worst troll. you lose

[CountDoucheCoo]

@k1llk1ngph30n1x Worlds most stupid douche. you f@g

get a job

[k1llk1ngph30n1x]

@CountDoucheCoo I guarantee I'm more intelligent than you are. I'm not a douche, most people actually think I'm a dick. I don't know what a f@g is, but if you mean fag, no not I'm not that either. I actually have a pretty cool job that makes people look at me with big doughy sparkly eyes and say "oh, wooow, that's awesome" when I tell them about it. You're not doing so well this time. I give this trolling attempt.... 3/10. Try again?

[Kadagai]

@k1llk1ngph30n1x Technically the trolling attempt succeeded because it got a reaction out of you. U mad.

[k1llk1ngph30n1x]

@Kadagai lol true, but technically i never said it wasnt successful, just low grade.

[soccerlova12345]

Half the people commenting syaing they get high a most likely 10 years old.

[halflife103]

This is me when im not high.... Can't remember much but my friends say im funny as shit when im high.

[Sithguy77]

I love this song. So true! For some reason, this song always makes me want to play Grand Theft Auto 4 :P

[Omen813i]

I am HIGH AS FUCK!!! Happy new years!!!

[Deathnote2539]

Who else here was high well watching this and started singing along? everyone right i thought so

[BloodStone20]

i like his tyler durden jacket

[chunks132]

chickens with human arms??? i think your shit was laced with lsd man lol

[SomoneElseDoItImLazy]

@chunks132 Smoking LSD doesn't do anything... Closed eye hallucinations happen all the time.

[Bowlingdan]

Other than the chicken arms and the ketchup chips, pretty damn precise.

[chevrolet1337sauce]

HAHAH! the cracker part I distinctly remember doing something like that recently

[czaro11]

Co ja pacze ? - Tak

[boneshealktm666]

yeh boi



[doffykjekk]

Ted??

[9zBrandon]

I wonder if Jons ever done drugs?

[GetFukkinRaped]

Yes.



[sexmidavid96]

Anyone want to by some porcupines

[Palmeritaa55]

Yeeah.......I've been that high and when I go to BK I always order nuggets....but they don't sell nuggets u.U

[lancethatsme]

@Palmeritaa55 i work at BK and we sell them :P



[thepsychokilla12]

i've been that high

[cracker442]

Yes, yes I have. *wipes tear*

[skateedgy]

THA CORNER STORE LOLOL

[freethechronic]

how is this not flagged by community guidelines lol

[crayolamuncher]

you know what world you got me cornered again... im gonna roll another joint x]

[TetraBaby5]

Ketchup Chips <3

[SinistaTV1]

im fucking blazed.. this song is amazing.

[Backriz]

me so high

[Mrluvfunstuff]

I Think im HIGH!!

[XScythexXx]

Lol so true everytime we cruize around the city with my dudes totally stoned we spend like 30 minutes to decide who to go in a store and buy soe liqweed _) :D:D

[hisuphola]

never been high in the way it sayin .

[buzz54466]

THIS SONG IS SOO TRIPPY WHEN YOU ARE ACTUALLY HIGH AS FUCK!!!!!!!! TRY IT SOMETIME IT FUCK UP !!!!!! :) :O YEEEEEE BUDDIE : IS THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN FULFILL YOUR TRUE LIFE POTENTIAL !!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH !!!!!

[walshawbilly]

congrats your a fuckin moron

[sephiroth21347]

I watched this video shakin my head saying No, No I havent

[LegalHeroin]

@sephiroth21347

what a shame

[2bassguitarist2]

yes, yes i have.

[Jackattack1325]

Why are there freakin snowflakes!!!????

[arcTheslayer]

@Jackattack1325 Check your calendar

[Jackattack1325]

@arcTheslayer ....on the video.

[arcTheslayer]

@Jackattack1325 Yeah check your calendar they added snowflakes because we are in december, wich means winter and snow and christmas

[Jackattack1325]

@arcTheslayer I must be as high as fuck...

[MredLova]

lol i hate the fact that now when im at my family chrismas party i dont have to hide that im high or sneak around the cornor for a bowl. Now they just toke with you.... RIP childhood, hello adulthood. BOO lol

[Ooorahness]

Ever walk around that block to buy some time and just get plain lost? I have =P

[ezzieweb]

Love everything about being high, except the heart-attack feeling. really had it from time to time and it's one of the worst feelings you can have.

[dontshoottheyeti]

@ezzieweb Yeah thats sucks. I had it a couple weeks ago and it scared me so bad.

[Bangstep]

@ezzieweb All you gotta think about when that happens, is that it's normal, and nobody has ever died from it. so it's safe<3 embrace it! haha

[kris6682]

766 people have never been high as fuck

[JamboKingz]

song made me thirsty

[whitekid90]

Have you ever ate a bag of crackers that were so old that they wernt crispy anymore?

[chipanpriest]

Never Again...

[MsRagerr]

That corner store shit is so fucking true!

[13370m6]

Yes, why yes I have.

[MollKitt]

my every day life in 3:05 minutes, thank you!

[Jack741100]

so touching....

[TWEENERLP1]

higher than this song .....the humans have chicken wings instead of arms xD

[campbell0225]

haha this is funny

[ryleyrocks222]

........I'm too stoned to remember

[Thomazo17]

U used to be high as fuck, but then I took an arrow in the knee...

[darkside9799]

just did a wake and bake now watchin this great way to start the day :)

[JordanInHealdsburg]

Is it bad that I mostly relate to the Chicken farm?

[SSaunders9999]

TACOS THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mercilessMiracles]

I used to get high as fuck, but then I took an arrow to the knee

[RavensCrypt]

@mercilessMiracles HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA GOOD ONE BRO

[MollKitt]

@mercilessMiracles

its getting boring :D

[Jesseboyes]

Everything in this song is so true it made me cry.

[Cyanide93420]

@Jesseboyes thats beautiful

[BSLICEOG]

hahahahahaha this is what happens when you arent careful and gettin high and dickin around

[TheReaper2002]

764 people are traped at a rehab for being high as fuck

[3dgaxas]

I used to be high as fuck, but then I took an arrow to the knee

[christaravas14]

Have you ever been high as chainsaw?

[insertbadname]

I used to take arrows in the knee, now i'm high as fuck.

[dracionx]

Everyone quit bitchin, you ruining my high.

[ChiefGoodBuzz]

Dahahaha eye wuz so hi,i ddnt relize thut eye hayd took an arrow to da knee. Seriously shut the fuck up with this shit. Wannabe Stoners trying to start this Arrow bullshit. i dont even know why it pisses me off,but fuck you.....Good song jon! Lmao.

[hardcorejimi666]

@ChiefGoodBuzz the arrow to the knee is from somethin else dumbfuck

[Zyytrate]

@hardcorejimi666 Skyrim.

[ChiefGoodBuzz]

@hardcorejimi666 yeah no fucking shit,i never said i thought it had anything to do with this. its a fucking retarded comment trend. i know wtf im talking about dumbfuck

[B1azR]

@ChiefGoodBuzz ...Wannabe stoners? Who the fuck wants to be a dumbass stoner?

[Xx8bitoverdriveXx]

@B1azR This guy.

[ChiefGoodBuzz]

@B1azR haha stereotypical asshole. if a stoner is a dumbass,he was a dumbass before he became a stoner.

[B1azR]

@ChiefGoodBuzz Nice job proving my point. Only dumbasses become stoners anyway.

[ashdelete]

@B1azR I am a stoner and I'm graduating from a mathematics degree this year. Did I do a nice job disproving your other point?

[B1azR]

@ashdelete No, but you did a good job of sticking up for a fellow dumbass.

[ChiefGoodBuzz]

@B1azR I feel bad for you,living your life thinking marijuana is bad. Walking around thinking it makes people dumb. When the true ignorance lies with people like you,talking shit about something you have zero experience in. To that i say thank you sir,for proving my point,you're a jackass.

[B1azR]

@ChiefGoodBuzz Tell me the truth about it then.

[smartepantz15]

@B1azR you can't trust anyone's anecdotal experiences with psychoactive drugs. the only way to know the "truth" is to try it yourself; and if you don't try it, you have no good reason to hate on it.

[ChiefGoodBuzz]

@B1azR As Smartepantz15 said,The only way to actually know the truth is to try it yourself. Your mind is like the water in a pond,Anger causes this water to ripple and become murky. You must calm this anger,so your pond can stay clear and clean. providing sustainable life conditions for your fishes. These gigantic fish in your mind pond,are your thoughts. so feed them well. or else you will be a close minded asshole that no one likes

[B1azR]

@ChiefGoodBuzz So, you have to use drugs or you will be an asshole. That makes sense.