DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVER NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS
they should just let a small demented child name the planets....and let me rename earth to THE PLANET WHERE WE BLOW OUR OWN SHIT UP....yep id put a big ol sign up so that the aliens know to never make first contact....ever
hey, Danny, do you know whats up with that little box where you have to write random letters and numbers?? youre a smart dude, and i think you'd say something funny, so u should do a show about it. youre show rocks dude.
Danny! I signed up with youtube and got an account just so I could leave you comments! I also subscribed, because I check youtube almost everyday to see if you posted anything new. I have been a long time fan, and I honestly appreciate your comedy!
I would love to get something in the mail from you as well.. ITs kind of a dream hehe.
Keep up the good work danny.
Love to watch you! ahahaha Hope thats not too creepy.
aww sometimes im cute..i think your allways cute with your expressions that arent boring and dull like most people that try to be perfect and not funny looking all the time.
Jim carrey is nothing compared to Danny. Theres a difference...Jim=actor(reads from a script), Danny=naturally funny and probably writes a topic on a little notepad and a few facts about it then pretty much addlibs from there.
How do they come up with those names? 2005FY9? Is there some sort of naming system or do they roll some number dice and a couple of d-24s with letters instead of numbers?
what happened to calling us tater tots and lemon drops? maybe you should get more creative with your food names. call us something like. . . .spicy little pickled eggplants.
Who was the sicko that left a comment on danny's YT page saying he was in a car accident and in critical condition? What a moron. Anyway Danny, glad to see you are ok. What happened on that trip? You seem unmotivated since you came back. Was it because your website project didn't go so good? We love ya, we want the old Danny back. (and the man in the mask with Bruthy, lol)
Imagine how much money is spent on space exploration and the like, then think of how much we are spending to police the globe. Wow, that's a big number! Now think of how many homeless childrem there are while all that money is being passed around. Kinda fucked up, isn't it.
I liked the internal, multi-character dialogue bit. That was inspired. The Playboy cover seems like a potential DMCA issue. I hope they don't delete your site for that. Marius
Thanks for being concerned about my state of living-ness (yes, I know it's not a word, but I'm an American and I can do what I want with the English language!), Danny. You're the best!
Do you omnipotently know my address...and if I wish hard enough for Twinkies can I have them? Pick ME, I don't need a whole box, just one smushed twinkie in an envelope will suffice. I will put it on a shelf and never share it with any ants.
Mahaaah--Maahaahh
IrEnEsceneShuffler 6 days ago
easter bunny
SupNooooobs 2 weeks ago
press 6 lots of times :D
SatWhatKieran 2 weeks ago
woo this was the first episode of gradual report i ever sore
duhastchris 1 month ago
need a new name for a planet? why not zoidberg?
JERSEYxDEVIL 1 month ago
FWI: don't start watching at 11:00 at night cause you might stay up all night watching these vids0___o
FunnyCats582 2 months ago
"No, that's a common misconception, people farts too." :DD
chavadude 5 months ago
Dear NASA, your mon thought I was big enough Sencerily, Pluto
TheAgonyskateboards 5 months ago 2
@TheAgonyskateboards Dear Pluto, I'm sorry for our mistake, We now realise that we were Retards, And have corrected our mistake. Sincerily, NASA.
MrPiecules 4 months ago
@TheAgonyskateboards Dear Pluto, I'm sorry for our mistake, We now realise that we were Retards, And have corrected our mistake. Sincerily, NASA.
MrPiecules 4 months ago
Danny I think that ur mostly cute!!... But u are a boy. U kno wat im sayin? Lol love u!!
mesa7cool 6 months ago
What is THAT? I just picked that off my knee, and it leaves me VERY concerned.
vampgirl1735 7 months ago
Makemake, poop poop
Possmfootsweat 7 months ago
i can haz twinkie?
kittenluvful 8 months ago
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DJennio1 8 months ago
lmao u r soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!!:D:D:D:D:D
jululunia741 11 months ago
carrot?
overlordtankbuster 11 months ago
i enjoy the sound of yuur voice. :]
MySaL69 1 year ago
das ist fantastichen! :D
Maindex 1 year ago
@Maindex Ja! Es ist! :D
conroyale1 11 months ago
some people fart methan. but not all. mostly women
MrDrugsarebad 1 year ago
i ont care who ya arh or wayre you from. tht shit spells makemake :D
TheSceneMooBear 1 year ago
That's when the 2005FY9 Bunny comes!!
kevthekid41 1 year ago
I cant wait for 2005FY9!!!!!!!!
kevthekid41 1 year ago
hah, twinkies
ZameliaRox 1 year ago
i just picked that off my knee, and it concernns me greatly <-----LOL
risetodemise 1 year ago
So you read this article, thought of what you'd name a planet, and made a video one it...
how much thought do you put into these?
asbirdsdo 1 year ago
0:57 lmao
44centz 1 year ago
everytime he tried to say "makemake" n emphasized it, i died laughing.... (now im a zombie) :D
MelBieber54321 1 year ago
You're cute AND stupid [:
Saaraaaawr 1 year ago
hey this was posted on my birthday lol
SpinningSynopsis 1 year ago
@SpinningSynopsis for your birthday present you can ask danny to makemake pooppoop for you!
megen1996 1 year ago
hahahahahaha lmfao rofl..make make...poop poop
zac111salzwedel 1 year ago
danny your always cute!!
jamlyngar 1 year ago
methane is not human farts if ur a metatarian? sorry to correct you
99rangegravite2h 1 year ago
lmfao 1:46 - 1:48 is fuckin hilarious
doomsdaydreadlocks 1 year ago
they should just let a small demented child name the planets....and let me rename earth to THE PLANET WHERE WE BLOW OUR OWN SHIT UP....yep id put a big ol sign up so that the aliens know to never make first contact....ever
jaguilar7643 1 year ago
Uranus make make poop poop x3
psychokiddy1 1 year ago
very nice!
TalayehGH 1 year ago
so if its red than it cant be plutoid....than its claptoid..u know u get it???red-claptoid
blue-plutoid :D :D
skubojsha 2 years ago
makemake pooppoop what a king :D :D :D :D :D :D
skubojsha 2 years ago
makemake pooppoop LMFAO!!!!! I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING!!!!!!
narutolame 2 years ago 57
@narutolame SAME!!
ringojohnpaulgeorgee 1 year ago
fucking herliouse ur amazing lol cows burp they dont fart termites fart the most
myshapoopi 2 years ago
he forgot to say final summation in this one
BustaKrab 2 years ago 72
... what? lol that confused me greatly
wavs12 2 years ago
hey, Danny, do you know whats up with that little box where you have to write random letters and numbers?? youre a smart dude, and i think you'd say something funny, so u should do a show about it. youre show rocks dude.
WooDaProductions 2 years ago 3
lolz
freemaster97 2 years ago
I thought it was pronounced "Mah-kay-mah-kay"
arsenicinchocolate 2 years ago
lol :D makemake poop poop xD ur freaking awezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzome! :D
kjetil888 2 years ago 2
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hahahahahahahaha
NON SENSE delete this
allenmeknoy 2 years ago
Sorry Danny. I died. A little.
GiantMoth 2 years ago
BHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA U ROCK!!!!!
Sabrijabro 3 years ago
haha! makemake! pooppoop! wow! where do you get these ideas! O.O
zebraInDaZoo 3 years ago
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i thoguht it was relly dumb srry :(
onlineSPARTIN 3 years ago
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You must think you are just hilarious....
I, however, found you to be one of the most annoying idiots i've ever spent over a minute paying attention to.
Whatafilmz 3 years ago
u seemed sick or sad or tired or something
melissaandzach9 3 years ago
U're always cute AND stupid ;)
LimenSpirit 3 years ago
send me something!
llyrae 3 years ago
lol i think it was cute
baizawai 3 years ago
You said "rate, comment, subscribe, don't die"
but if we subscribe then we die.... then we can NEVER
unsubscribe :)
vgonash 3 years ago
Can i have a Twinkie!!!
plz!!!
hellok81 3 years ago
i dont get it
brendan10123 3 years ago
Makemake
savemgs 3 years ago
These "planet" "people" are stupid.
whitefloweret 3 years ago
you are awesome
Dunco64 3 years ago
ahahaha i almost died from watching this. <3
a pooppoop! lmao
RASPBERRYDiSASTR143 3 years ago
i want a twinkie
lmao
mrskellington33 3 years ago
LMFAO, makemake pooppoop, love it!
darthrender2010 3 years ago
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gradualreport should be renamed shitshit. after all, it's got abt 2x more shit content than the average bad video.
baddmanaz 3 years ago
So does your mum
nesveikuolis 3 years ago
You look really tired. Are you getting enough sleep?
:D
RaisinHail 3 years ago
twinkie plz danny im ur biggest fan but have no cash to join ur fan club <3 you cant wait for the bj ps im a girl
UnchainedProductions 3 years ago
twinkie
UnchainedProductions 3 years ago
I want twinkiessssss.
D:
powerrangerplastic 3 years ago
I like these calmer shows sometimes.
Nic33rd 3 years ago
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honmbm 3 years ago
Danny! I signed up with youtube and got an account just so I could leave you comments! I also subscribed, because I check youtube almost everyday to see if you posted anything new. I have been a long time fan, and I honestly appreciate your comedy!
I would love to get something in the mail from you as well.. ITs kind of a dream hehe.
Keep up the good work danny.
Love to watch you! ahahaha Hope thats not too creepy.
xxo
valerieboots
valerieboots 3 years ago
It's always good to see good videos thankx for sharing...
Igetpaiddaily 3 years ago
you know, when you rearange the letters for MakeMake, you can almosy spell Kame Hame HA!!!
BigBortherTv 3 years ago
"Don't die."
Uh...you too?Lol
WannabeBallerina 3 years ago
If you subscribe, then die, you can't comment or rate, his only reason for wanting you not to die...he's selfish ^_^ lol.
Ravindra9689 3 years ago
Oh boy! Frozen Twinkies for Danny!
zamoooomaz 3 years ago
I've rated, this is commenting, and I've already subscribed, but I am also dieing.
kickwear 3 years ago
TWINKIES!!!!!!!! Gives to me?
angelthorn60 3 years ago
What vid is the man in the mask with the shark puppet? I cant find it. you have alot of vids.
brent56and1 3 years ago
death threats is the video
versesca2369 3 years ago
it's death threats
zamoooomaz 3 years ago
you
forgotaboutbre 3 years ago
aren't funny at all when hungover :( Maybe thats just my throbbing head though.
forgotaboutbre 3 years ago
LOL. While the video was loading the little swirley loading thing was right inside your nose... did you mean to do that?
brent56and1 3 years ago
Dont die? Seems like a good idea. Means i have to reschedule my timetable for tomorrow though...
u03mja3 3 years ago
'an planet' Danny? :)
ayrtondan 3 years ago
aww sometimes im cute..i think your allways cute with your expressions that arent boring and dull like most people that try to be perfect and not funny looking all the time.
bonjernobella 3 years ago
Danny,
Do you use Final Cut Pro to edit your movies?
I recognized some of your titles from livetype.
Nzxer 3 years ago
Battlestar Galactica reference maybe? Haha.
weirdaaron 3 years ago
it's nice to know u dont want us to die
no wait..better than that.
u want us NOT to die!
hippymobster 3 years ago
I love my danny =]
Thanks for filling us all in with this interesting useless facts =]
xxx
jackbyrne1234 3 years ago
you are soooooo jim carrey lol very funny~
00chinadoll 3 years ago
Jim carrey is nothing compared to Danny. Theres a difference...Jim=actor(reads from a script), Danny=naturally funny and probably writes a topic on a little notepad and a few facts about it then pretty much addlibs from there.
Koji8729 3 years ago
I made a poop a little while ago at 4am... it was uncomfortable and woke me up.
roAchSteW 3 years ago
Haha. That was a good one! =D
Phivil 3 years ago
:D very cute!
btriano 3 years ago
Hahaaa grate story :)
Like it..Peace dude
CrystallampProd 3 years ago
that was... random
Pisamanthesecond 3 years ago
lol
xfaida 3 years ago
hahahaha LOL funny funny funny make make poop poop
JamestheMagician 3 years ago
haha, we don't get twinkys in Aussie land.
WhysoseriousPeter 3 years ago
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mwscallz 3 years ago
lol
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honmbk 3 years ago
How do they come up with those names? 2005FY9? Is there some sort of naming system or do they roll some number dice and a couple of d-24s with letters instead of numbers?
VashTheWaterbender 3 years ago
LMAO:
cow farts
heavenly bodies
and all of it
ahahahahahahahahhahaaaa im sharing this. ive only shared a video on youtube ONCE before!
feel special!
misscupcake1 3 years ago
"Makemake Pooppoop" - I think the Geico Cavemen are going to offended :(
xpo147 3 years ago
danny is stupid
ohrobin51 3 years ago
omg 150 videos tomorrow!
loved every single 1 so far
xboxman79 3 years ago
2005fy9 catchy
ProFunTampa 3 years ago
If we die we cant unsubscribe so its aaallll goood
TheDailyMonk 3 years ago
Danny, you need sleep. Go get some rest.
bdeguz 3 years ago
what happened to calling us tater tots and lemon drops? maybe you should get more creative with your food names. call us something like. . . .spicy little pickled eggplants.
The60sVintageDress 3 years ago
or little misscupcakes :) hehe
misscupcake1 3 years ago
Yeah, Dying Is kinda my thing. You know the whole emo deal...
squadexodus 3 years ago
isnt it like cow farts?
no thats a common misconception.
its also people farts.
undeadchoas8 3 years ago
DAMMIT!
I just died. . .
Sowwy.
Dx
ImaLemonMnM 3 years ago
I still love you and your videos. Fucking hilarious, you are still loved.
Dezmid 3 years ago
BAHAHA heavenly bodies
urbanburglary 3 years ago
Who was the sicko that left a comment on danny's YT page saying he was in a car accident and in critical condition? What a moron. Anyway Danny, glad to see you are ok. What happened on that trip? You seem unmotivated since you came back. Was it because your website project didn't go so good? We love ya, we want the old Danny back. (and the man in the mask with Bruthy, lol)
JohnnyStorm2007 3 years ago
oh danny, you make my day.
sleekANDsassy01 3 years ago
HA HA so i guess that moving off the internet thing didnt work out so well. to bad i still unsubscribed
christophKapp 3 years ago
i will do one of the things you told me to.
well i guess now i did 2 of them.
gilligan07734 3 years ago
OMFG DUDE YOU ARE TOO GREAT
cressrocks 3 years ago
Yikes, methane gas... people and cow farts. Hey, am I getting Twinkies in the mail? Where do plutoids come from?
ABQdoubleG 3 years ago
This guy is a fucking lunatic. Fantastic!!
gslanc 3 years ago
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punmaw 3 years ago
theres a planet made of farts?
TacticalToast619 3 years ago
needs more final summation
1minuteplus 3 years ago
lol i makemake pooppoop
ericfreak67 3 years ago
:D:D:D ooh men ;D
I missed your video's.. tomorrow Imma catch up on what I've missed! ^^ goodnight for now! (or day)
Axol 3 years ago
Imagine how much money is spent on space exploration and the like, then think of how much we are spending to police the globe. Wow, that's a big number! Now think of how many homeless childrem there are while all that money is being passed around. Kinda fucked up, isn't it.
rain2298 3 years ago
now who's fault is that. hmm think about that one :)
TarvoZero 3 years ago
Wow. Totally rad for Pluto, it's no longer a planet, but it's the name for subplanets. Lucky... plutoid? ANYWAY
I want some twinkies because I'm cheap like that.
Arzeniuz 3 years ago
makemakepoopoop LOL
GreenRain5 3 years ago
lol makemake pooppoop. geniusss
weirdgrl99 3 years ago
I love it when you do shows like this!
psychophantom 3 years ago
lol@rest assured it was me that ate it.
justmom66 3 years ago
haha
horhay14 3 years ago
why cant i subscribe twice?!?!?
deboss10 3 years ago
IT IS NIBIRU the thing that will destory our world in 2012
petergriffen222002 3 years ago
I'm so calling off work that day.
Bigmada 3 years ago
Ah! So short! I look forward to this every day and in two and a half minutes it's all over. :(
Ahem...take that as you will...
Gillywen 3 years ago
i want soem tweenkies they sound good even though they might be too sweet for me now
sleepygreens 3 years ago
...and sometimes your annoying...I already subscribed...:D
bandgeek0165 3 years ago
hahaha!
;D
famouslastbreath 3 years ago
Sometimes you are cute. I think today was one of the stupid days....
but then again, it's probably just cuz i'm a girl.
giggywiggy 3 years ago
im so happy sxephil introduced me 2 you XD
niny322 3 years ago
I liked the internal, multi-character dialogue bit. That was inspired. The Playboy cover seems like a potential DMCA issue. I hope they don't delete your site for that. Marius
MobileMediaProducts 3 years ago
My friend recently tried her first Twinkie.
It made her tummy sad.
But that's just 'cause she's a wimp and always has a sore tummy.
LeavesKittun 3 years ago
Dude you are one funny son-of-a-cowspanker. Keep it up.
indi024 3 years ago
dude i want some twinkies
evilviper02 3 years ago
Thanks for being concerned about my state of living-ness (yes, I know it's not a word, but I'm an American and I can do what I want with the English language!), Danny. You're the best!
DrunkenBarWench 3 years ago
Do you omnipotently know my address...and if I wish hard enough for Twinkies can I have them? Pick ME, I don't need a whole box, just one smushed twinkie in an envelope will suffice. I will put it on a shelf and never share it with any ants.
elitistwhore 3 years ago
Twinkies!!!! The Make a poop poop twinkie brown
BigJim2 3 years ago
Make make poop poop. LOL You're awesome.
jazmella 3 years ago
Seems like it would be "mah kay mah kay".
VictimOfBoredom 3 years ago
ok poop poop sounds like my type of planet
Kiki13 3 years ago
I commented, I rated, I havent died.
SimmanFederal 3 years ago
danny, your precious, i love it.
cavenaghkristina 3 years ago
i take that back...i NEED a twinky xD
velz1983 3 years ago
hmm...lets go with cute...
i want a twinky! you cant buy them here!!!!
velz1983 3 years ago
*gasp* I hope I'm one of the ones who gets a Twinkie. I sent you my address [cause you asked for it...]
SmashThSilence 3 years ago
haha good stuff
duckdrummerfilms 3 years ago
if a planet is made out of methane we should send a small ship there filled with oxygen and flame thrower and see what happens
plutosaplant84 3 years ago
lol crazy bastards... I love the Makemake Pooppoop theory.
WickedSpadesAH 3 years ago
makemake pooppoop lol...
wsmikey 3 years ago
Gif me some of those chicken twinkies danni, i live in Spain, Find me!
Jetteh92 3 years ago
i need the twinkies so bad, me and my friends live in england and we have never had any :( send me them!
GrieverAct 3 years ago
1. I promise I won't die.
2. I also want a box of Twinkies from you.
3. I'm getting your fanclub subscription tonight.
4. We are soulmates.
YeaImANinja 3 years ago
lol
Cptmcrofl 3 years ago
dude, yay 4 twinkies : ) innywho, u r the ozmits danny! luv u!
Twistid247 3 years ago
haha i love your videos! you remind me of jim carry(?) with all the crazy faces!!!
incubusrocks117 3 years ago
you need to start doing blogtv shows danny!
cellaphone 3 years ago
"A show about the new name for an planet discovered in 2005."
an planet?
tkddavid3 3 years ago
Makemake poop poop ahahahaha
Really funny :)
CostaSusana 3 years ago
i subscribed a long long time ago, so i guess i'm not going to die.
NattiiNightmare 3 years ago 2