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  • A Swiss is just a little,.narrow, bittered, thing. A Swiss is somebody who can not enjoy life but pretend to be a great thing.

    A Swiss is something unable to live the life as it is !!!

    Is really a pity what is called Swiss-life.

  • It's weird how it's censored, but the CBC would never have censored the word ass. Strange.....

  • TEAM SWITZERLAND!!

  • Swiss devils should consider what a U.S. Trident can do to them before they threaten U.S. citizens

  • I don't like pswiss hot air ballons, but it is impoossible to find footage of one of them crashing. I am not much of a praying man, but "Dr.Seuss could you help us now"?

  • I'm on Team Switzerland!

  • 73 Belgians had a problem with that.

  • ... BAHAHAHA.... oh canada, y you hatin on switzerland?

  • My name is ED!!!!

  • I find that "It's time! It's time! It's time to hate the Swiss!" is surprisingly useful in real life.

  • and i have to remember the one with shale pimp thats hillarious xD

  • xD im swiss and i think this is awesome xD

  • Only place where they dont show horror flicks, heroins legal and guns are a given for everybody.

  • @HOLYtDESTROYER Huh? That's not true at all..

  • I dont get the humour, but I geuss its just not my cup of tea so no offence, thanks for sharing none the less

  • I'm Swiss but I thought that this was pretty damn funny, hihi :)

  • If only they were serious ...

  • Lol. Im swiss but really like the scetch :-D

  • this is one of my favorite skits, no offense to those swiss people out there.

  • it's time

    it's time

    it's time to hate the swiss

  • 68 are Swiss.

  • How would it be if we swiss would keep our products for ourselfs then :)

    No more Rolex etc, and you can eat your funny american cheese yourselfs :)

    Love switzerland, only hate the system sometimes tough.

  • @dnhug These guys are Canadian.

  • @watchulla that changes everything :)

    cheers mate

  • Switzerland is the best land . fuck Germany !

  • i've seen this skit over 100 times and i laugh my ass off every time i see it. either it's that funny or i have some mental issues =p

  • fuck the swiss. you cannot be neutral to nazism. cowards.

  • @the0th I'm swiss and I can tell you we have fight against the Nazis... We have took down 11 german Planes, its not much but we also have liberated a lot of trains full with thousands of jews. Hundrets of swiss guys are teath for this. So next time think before you write so fucking lame comments stupid homo, go suck a dick...

  • @cyberpankake See thank you!!!! My grandpa, who was in the Swiss Army, said that sometimes they'd sabotage German rails. I hate when people hate on people for no reason what so ever. I mean one time, a friend called me a Nazi because I'm Swiss German. People shouldn't insult people and at the bare minimum if they do, they should at least be educated enough to support it with historical fact...which a lot can't. The Swiss are awesome :D

  • @purplerose2727 Nice comment dude!!! :D The Swiss are awesome :D

  • @cyberpankake Hell yeah we are!!! See for those who hate us....have fun if there's ever a WW3. Switzerland is one of the few countries who'd have the chance of surviving! I seriously don't get why people hate us for being neutral though. Neutrality is a good thing. People are so mean sometimes :( and they probably eat a bunch of swiss chocolate to. grrrr. lol

  • @purplerose2727

    hey, is it true that the swiss secretly had a bunch of stuff, not nazi, but some kind of weapons of the axis from WW2 or something, like, I wanna know if it's a rumor or not.

  • @sensrok30

    We had no foreign weapons on our territory during WW2... all we had was german gold :p

  • @the0th >:( The Swiss weren't the only neutral ones. The U.S was neutral at once and my grandpa was in the Swiss Army during WW2. So please, no hate. 

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  • ''there's a new asshole on the map''

    hahaha amazing

  • I lawld so hard!

  • Swiss crooks. Go betweens for the Nazis and Vatican crooks.

  • @journeyquest1 The Swiss are geopolitical neutrals.

  • FUCK THE AMERICAN

  • @2339dgt What "American?"

  • هناك حسب البنك المركزي السويسري حوالي خمسة ألاف مليار دولار من المال العربي المسروق في بنوك سويسرا العنصرية والتي هي سبب تبوؤ سويسرا أعلي دخل فرد في العالم علي الشعوب العربيه ومؤسساته المطالبه بها وعلي سويسرا أن تكشفها وتعيدها كلها

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  • NEUTRAL NINNIES

  • I am Swiss and I found it funny

  • Switzerland FTW!^^

  • These guys are unbelievably brilliant and amazing comedic actors..

  • At  0:57 a bit of the head crusher comes out. ;)

  • Haha, they forgot the longest tunnel of the World; it's ours ^^

  • It's that passive and sneaky attitude, I kinda agree.

    But then again, it is far far away land for me so "so what".

  • It's that passive and sneaky attitude, I kinda agree.

    But then again, it is far far away land for me so "so so what".

  • FUCKING MICRONESIAN CUNTS

  • "Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly."

    - Orson Welles as Harry Lime

  • @markkristofer: I'm not Italian or Swiss but I'd rather live with my family in peace...and cuckoo clocks.

  • Switzerland is like the designated money launderer of the world, that's one bad thing lol but otherwise they don't deserve such a tyrade hehehehehe

  • Look at all the things a Swiss Army KNIFE can do, just imagine how much shit a Swiss Army GUN must be able to do. Flamethrower, heat-seeking missile, high explosive bullets, you name it. Don't fuck with the Swiss, I'm tellin' ya'!

  • @GoblinXXX i presume you have no idea how a gun words do you....

    or how big a flamethrower is....so...many....holes.....

  • @shfiftyfive55 I presume you have no idea how a JOKE works do you...  Or the concept of comedy. So... Little... Sense of... Humor... (Because, you know, you certainly wouldn't expect a joking comment on a COMEDY video. You did realize that Kids in the Hall was a comedy show, right, and that this was a sketch?)

  • Im swiss and I love ths sketch

  • Every home in Switzerland owns atleast 2 guns, every man in Switzerland is allowed to fire their gun at someone...

  • @iamburgy uuhm.. no? ^^

  • @Yaenu1093 Well, saw a documentary and it said that every man in Switzerland has some sort of military training...

  • @iamburgy That's almost right... but anyways, we still don't have 2 guns, and we're ofc not allowed to fire it at people o.O

  • @iamburgy Well that is wrong, i am Swiss male and I refused military training, instead i am trained in keeping bunkers working and how to operate a bunker in crisis in order to protect the Civilian population assigned to that Bunker. I don't have a gun either. And the Military training mainly consist of drinking beer and smoking weed :D ok some waste a huge amount of money by flying F/A18's.

  • @Aanthanur Gruss from Ticino

  • @iamburgy lol, of course we're not allowed to do that, fucking idiot

  • @iamburgy LOL we are allowed to shoot at someone? At who? Most swiss believing that are jailed or dead :D

  • @iamburgy bullshit...are you crazy...if you were a swiss soldier you could have a gun at home, but you could use it just in case of war.... if you would use the gun you would go to jail. believe me. i'm swiss and studied law... (and please, we still have some ethics)

  • @iamburgy What the hell are you talking about? If anything, men who are doing military have their guns at home, but no munition. And we're not allowed to shoot anyone. I hope you were joking or I'd call you insane

  • @iamburgy You are wrong,Sir!I'm swiss and have no gun!

  • who are the swiss? do they really exist or are they all mix with the germans and austrians?

  • @tubedude101 We originated from the Helvetii`s,a Celtic Tribe in Celtica not Germania. xD

  • @tubedude101 LOL

  • GO SWITZERLAND!

  • @YoungIvyScholar

    nah. our people are so stupid.

  • Thought the skit was awesome! but I have absolutly nothing against the Swiss, but I sure as hell laugh at the jokes ppl make about em

  • Seriously though if you are Swiss I am fucking sick of you.

  • heidi is not swiss its fucking german

  • @carbodirati lol no

  • @carbodirati No.

  • "move over America, there's a new a**hole in town!!" (LOL!!)

  • ‎-lol- EVERY time I even hear about that country, even REMOTELY, I immediately think about this classic piece of Canadiana . . . esp. when there's a reason not to like the Swiss at a given moment, ha.

  • And dont forget about that damn yodeling! ; )

  • it's time! it's time! it's time to hate the swiss! best line

  • hand over the jew gold, Kyle.

  • I live in Switzerland and I TOTALLY agree ... I'm sick of it ...

  • This is Hetalia. :D

  • I bet the Spanish are really sick of the Swiss.

  • @5711774

    That's maybe funnier than the sketch itself! :'D

  • HAHAHA i am swiss and i thought it's EXTERMELY funny! hahaha

  • @stellaswheel Thats RIGHT!

  • lotusflowerism they also held alli art and money as well its why they are called neutral plz learn your history

  • Oh I hate them too those fucking zurichheads!!

  • In a way, it's kind of like a take on the Switzerland speech from The Third Man...

  • Move over America, there's a new asshole on the map!

  • hes sick of the swiss...he dont like em

  • I like to pretend Scott's character was too nervous to give these opinions without Mark's character backing him up. It makes this so much better to me.

  • I'm Glad that The Whole World is... ''Sick of the Swiss''...

    The so called ''Great European Empires'' have been ''Sick of the Swiss'' for more than 7 Centuries..

    Now We're moving up into World Wide League!

    LOL

    Nothing can stop us!

    Unus pro omnibus, omnes pro uno

  • How dare they complain about getting roasted?? LOL!

  • If you really want to hide your money in today's world, you don't bring it to Switzerland. You bring it to Asia. Inform yourself on today's Swiss Banking System before coming up with such stupid comments on dirty financial dealings. In the end the whole economy is dirty. Some countries more than others. For Americans, of all people, to be pointing their fingers at Switzerland is just laughable. Same goes for French, Italians, Germans, British. The whole lot. Pot. Kettle. Black.

  • How many billions of dollars are Latinos hiding in the United States (Delaware, Florida, Nevada...)? Many many many. How many people are hiding their money in tax havens such as London or Frankfurt? Many many many. This whole campaign against Switzerland is nothing more than economic warfare in hard worldwide economic times. The USA, Germany, France et al. have been bankrupt for years and are now looking for a scapegoat to finance their spendings.

  • I don't recall claiming the Swiss to be the only ones doing it. I only learned to criticize Switzerland after living there, and experiencing how they treat me based on where I was from, while pretending they are perfect. I have many great Swiss friends, but the overall mentality caused it to be uncomfortable for me to live there, much like certain areas in the US.

  • @comakiller I know where you're coming from. There are situations where I don't even feel welcome in my own country despite being Swiss.

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  • Wacky Qadaffi should watch this

  • Helping people hide money from taxation of the countries they live in is criminal, and that guy on 60 minutes trying to act as if its normal to transport assets as diamonds in a damn toothpaste tube? Like everybody watching was a FUCKIN 5 YEAR OLD!!!

  • It's time, it's time, it's time to hate the Swiss!

  • Canada beats Switzerland 3-2!

  • cause we're SICKOFTHESWISS!!!!

  • You still have pretty tough banking secrecy laws, that facilitate such behaviour. I'm not against the Swiss, just their government's banking regulation.

  • @Ulrico91,

    Not a joke, this shit actually happens.

  • My problem with the Swiss is their banking. They help hide the money of third world genocidal dictators and first world tax-evaders.

  • But that's about to end, thanks to the EU and other countries who are going after swiss banks. Say goodbye to swiss dirty financial dealings and therefore their whole economy.

  • Take a joke you boring bankers.

    Got a problem with that, Belgium?

  • Well, if they can't take a fuck, joke them! Or something...

  • Swiss suck

  • AndroidPolitician... could you please unexist? thx, retard.

  • well Android... explain. i'm sitting here in Switzerland.

  • Well it's more the countryside but since the minaret ban passed I'm assuming the majority of Swiss are insufferable.

  • I don't like to shout someone 5 times a day with loudspeakers to my ears from a minaret in a language I don't understand (yet). Does this make someone insufferable?

  • "let's ban minarets and really stick it to those muslims!"

    - Switzerland

  • buddy.... go try building a church in a Muslim country and see the uh, warm welcome you'll get.

  • @planetxil

    In Egypt you can't do a single repair to a church with out permission from the president himself. If the toilet breaks, tough, church is out a toilet. Meeting at home for church is illegal if there is more than a few people, as is building a church.

    In comparison the Swiss regulation is essentially a basic zoning regulation. There is nothing in it to stop religious worship at all. It is like when some cities zone that buildings can only be so high. There's no comparison to Egypt.

  • i dont know dude, but i think,, that switzerland is great - where else you just fuck off the world's meaning like here

    H4il dir Helvetia!^^

  • @ VederchiHarry, OK those are all good points, but maybe you should have thought of that before you invented the clock! I'd still be in bed right now if it wasn't for you damn swiss!

  • Your intelligence must be very low--if you take this seriously. I suggest you study the definition of satire. It is because of the very harmlessness and loveability of the nation of Switzerland that makes this 'mock hatred' funny. No one, at least in NA hates the Swiss--that is why it's funny. You must have a very low IQ if you were not able to understand that.

  • Well...then I guess everyone around here must have low IQs... as You say... SINCE

    People dont get my sacarsm!!! I just replaced ''swiss'' by ''americans'' and...

    I got 3 thumbs down... lol

  • Maybe that's because the Kids in the Hall are Canadians, not Americans.

  • yeah actually

  • LOL were have you been?!!!

    Everyone is picking on America!!!! are you kiding me. This is not even about america, They are not even Americans!!!.

  • "It's time, it's time, it's time to hate the Swiss."

  • Because they're the motherfucking Kids In The Hall! They can do whatever they want; besides if you think this is bad you should search "Hitler blanks a donkey".

  • Ha-ah To be angry with the Swiss is kind of silly,that is the joke

  • i'm a quarter swiss and i hafta say they're the wurst.

  • This was comedy and was not meant to be a serious indictment of the Swiss, but of xeonophobia. Besides these comedians are Canadian not American.

  • It isnt an indictment of xenophobia. It has no real point. Sometimes its funny to hate. And who doesnt rip on a buddy once in a while?  The humor was in the fact that the Swiss are fairly harmless, time to mess with em.

  • In my opinion anyways.

  • I think it is simply that VederchiHarry has simply no sense of humor and thus sketch comedy is lost on him.

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  • You realize these are Canadians and not Americans right?

  • Whoa, calm down pal, it's a joke. Yeesh. Whiny, whiny Switzerland indeed.

  • maybe you should look into the kids in the hall more. They make fun of themselves more than anyone else

  • What makes this sketch funny IS that they're picking on the wrong guys. The sketch is making fun of people who hate other countries. It does this by choosing a country that there is little to no reason to hate.

    Also, can you give an example of what Canada has done to others that is so worthy of condemnation? I'm curious, seeing how the world barely acknowledges our existence.

  • @couldbesunshine they are french lol

  • Switzerland held Nazi gold though

  • @Lotusflowerism and?......

  • @jippo77 just saying... :OP

  • @couldbesunshine most people probably think that kids in the hall is america... we canadians dont do shit to other countries

  • @couldbesunshine "...the world barely acknowledges our existence.

    That's just it. We know you must be up to something up there, with your moose and your maple syrup. It's always the QUIET ones! ;)

  • @GoblinXXX Aw shucks, I like cordial Americans tanks buddy! <3

  • @couldbesunshine You know why there's no reason to dislike the Swiss? They stay out of the spotlight. Why do you think Switzerland had no part in WWII? because their bankers were some of the people fabricating the profitable war. nothing wil ever go down in sitzerland. it would not be in the interest of much of the world's wealth, who actually make the decisions that obama reads to you and i.

  • @couldbesunshine Probably because Canada is right above America, and the two (non-Quebec) cultures are so similar.

  • @couldbesunshine The shit we did to the natives, for starters.

  • lol thanks, this is one of my favorite scetches

  • Swiss Miss hot chocolate sucks. lol

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  • they better apologize for the clock. with its ticking and tocking and "hey you're late"s that it has given us.

    It's time, it's time, it's time to hate the Swiss.

    let us steal their chocolate making techniques and go to war with those neutral ninnies.

  • I'd been trying to recite this sketch to my friends for years after having only seen it once. Thank god you put this on here, I can share the joy

  • halt maul du weisst garnix

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  • These guys are a Canadian sketch comedy group called, "Kids in the Hall". This an old clip from around 1990. These jokes aren't to be taken so literally. Basically, they're having a laugh at the fact that we hear so many bad things from countries from all over the world, but never about Switzerland. So they're finally letting Switzerland "have it". Check out some more Kids in the Hall sketches, they make some really weird and funny stuff.

  • A.) It's a freakin' joke, so lighten up! B.) The Kids in the Hall aren't American, they're Canadian.