Ville Valo's X-mas wise words

[miffykitty666]

:D haha best go an commit adultery then........

[ZydrateVamp]

Love this man! <3

[deadlyvampire34]

he just made my xmas even better:)

[800muse]

hahahahahahhaha :D:D:Dfuckin awesome <3

[inceptionsd]

So, 2012 is now...guess what's done is done. Now we are waiting for sth to happen XD

[elixxarose]

Ville Valo for king?......... Go right ahead. I'm not about to complain.. *salutes future King*

[heartagramchild33]

I dear god this man is soooo funny. I'm in tears xD

[bekcs]

Ha, fucking epic!! This guy has a good sense of humour!

[Pinkspiderable]

All I have ever wanted for Christmas is a man half as beautiful and intelligent as Ville...awww he makes my heart race..

[666villegirl]

i will obey sir . lmao love u ville

[TheRockergirl82]

King Valo should fuck off as much as possible with his lovely fans :3<3

[SamanthaHarrison23]

I close my eyes and I feel like I'm listening to a porn audio book.

His voice....so.... eRRRRRRotic!

[Magirk38]

GREAT photos. Ville is so funny. Love HIM

[misselse321]

so funny. love it ^^

[JStormDay]

At about 1:37 which issue of kerrang! is that from?...I want it. 

[theforestero]

 cool.

[RichieKoala]

the wise words of Ville Valo, and we have to live by them =]

good choice of words Ville!

[Pardis141]

sex change? really?! someone please tell me he's joking...

[666villegirl]

@Pardis141 i would cry if he did that but greatfully he dident so thats good lol

[Magirk38]

Very funny! I watch this every year!  Well, a few other times in the year too.

[RosesofWillows]

....sooooooo, is Ville the ruler of the world, yet?.......I'm WAITING!............seriously, i think the world could benefit from a musician as King.

it just SOUNDS less stressful. ^^

[AmyDunkelheit]

PURE SEX ON HIS VOICE

[RinHorse]

i will obey him I LOOOVE HIM!

[TheRockergirl82]

Me: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA-Stops to regain oneself- BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH KING VILLE VALO. OBEY HIM. And him.... o.o

[SheenaAlexis]

My names Ville : Obey Me!

not a fucking problem sir

[RosesofWillows]

@SheenaAlexis More like Sire. ;P

[PurpleAsh8]

lol It's funny as hell!

[dterzyan]

I just got wet. lol I LOVE YOU VILLE! 

[DeniseInChains]

what a voice.............

[BillyzSexyBitch27]

Damn! I only have about a year left to fuck off. I must do it soon! Haha BF: WHY DID YOU CHEAT ON ME!?!?! Me: Ville Valo told me to do it! It was his advice! lmao

[Sarczunn]

cause it's the last remain years of you life :D Ville <3 funny like always :D

[migled9]

black sabbath bless ya. :D

[8DSweety]

"No sex, no drugs, no alcohol"

[nightwish231]

Hhahahahah LMAO This is the funniest thing i've ever heard xD

Im crying with sooo much laugh XDDD

[i0Hermony0i]

he wasn't swearing..xD

.."bless you"..

oh we LOVE you Ville..!

[KrazyKazooie]

fap fap fap fap fap

[margaritalove]

hahaha good point :)

[ZAKxOFxTHExDEAD]

fuck-off as violently as possible

[chrizzy2k7]

Thumbs up for Valo being next king

[HIMLSPRANGS]

what do you call the kind of music in the background? Motivational inspirational type of music? i'm trying to find it

[6Tilo1Wolf6]

Black Sababth bless you

[chixie91]

I wanna fuck with you violently Ville!!! <3

you're tempting... and you can masturbate me! :D

[XDeadLikeOurLoveX]

this is the best thing i've EVER heard :D

please be my future king ville ::p

[VisualKeiCupcake]

Sex...(pause)...change operation. xD

[emilyownsarat]

That voice makes me drool.

[purpleblue808]

WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!

[rokchik37]

"commit adultry as often as possible because its your last chance...i'm being honest with you i'm not playing games here" lmfao!!! he is just so hilarious!!! i love him!

[SylkieOndine]

Obey me!

[HisInfernalGirl13]

LOLOLOL

[Surrehuet123]

Haha! That was halarious! LOL

Words of "wisdom" from Ville. <3

[ValenRotty]

Obey? sure! XD

[roxy6664]

hahahaha this is good stuff=)

[iAMmrsCENA]

ahhhh the voice *.*

[TimeToDiePoorMates]

love the photo at 1:20 <3

[HIMhappyChloe]

I already do obey him!!!<3

[peaceloveandrock1]

i love ville so much

[necroscope101]

Im laughing so fucking hard right now.

[Klabella96]

oh I love his voice....and he speak slow, so I can understand a few...but I were verry happy about a translation in german !

[raverella]

I absolutely LOVE this!! :D

[Villemo999]

how can i answer ... i can only say : Yes, my Lord :)

I do everythink as you wish ^^

[hellokitty101123]

lmao!

[MetalEvangelion777]

Why would Ville like Aleister Crowley?He even has a unicursal Hexagramwith a heart on it on his hip (see heartkiller vid).Crowley wasn't "eloquent" at all he was a murduring,occultic rapist.Levay was his apprentice,no joke...kinda like the Sith lords,haha.

[TreeKid13]

:)) Very cool =))=))

[billytalent4real]

Alister Crowley == satanist

[zaiura]

@billytalent4real You = retard.

[hispoisongirl36]

@billytalent4real: BIGGEST SURPRISE OF MY LIFE. :O

[TheDSparky]

@billytalent4real lol I hope your joking, cause that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. XD

[saltprat]

@billytalent4real He had nothing to do with Satanism. Satanism was founded 50 years after he died.

[xXXiluvBam]

omg this is awesome!!i love it where did you get it??

[SheenaAlexis]

jackoff as violently as possible hahaha

[PirateGirlHIM]

yeeaaah, he's so cute

[GhostAvenger397]

EPIC. WIN.

HAIL VALO EVERYDAY

[1treehugger1967]

ahahaha classic* ;]]

[HeartagramGirl00]

Has anyone seen that article in Kerrang? Were those words exactly in it? If so, I want that article!

[CryingWhitch]

I will obey HIM, always...

ALL HAIL THE KINGQUEEN.....!!!!!!!!!!

(fantastic sense of humor, loooooooove it)

[despy12d]

omg, this is hillarious!!!

[XanaXaquilinaX]

the song behind makes this the most epic video i'v seen about ville xDDDDDDDDD

[HIMpoisongirlHER]

<3 . <3

<3 . <3

[192694078080]

wise words,yes????)))ahahaha

[natawieprawn]

I fvcking LOVE his sense of humor!

I can't stop laughing!

[synystergatesonfire1]

Hahahahahahhahahaha, I can't stop laughing hahahahahahahaha "I resommend for you to fuck up as violently as possible, commit adultery as often as possible cause its your last chance" hahahahahaha and then "be safe, God bless you" I mean wtf he is so hilarious but I know he's joking...or not? ;P

[rokchik37]

"im not playing games here" hahaha LMFAO

he is soooooo hilarious i love him!!

[NiirvaLika]

lol!

[Kat456789]

lmfao.

ily ville.

[CyanideSun32]

Our future queen! Haha :P

[GoldenOnyx17]

His voice is sexy. Just listening to it with your eyes closed will give you butterflies.

[alundain]

totally agree!!!!

[crimsonmoon92]

Aw, that was so beautiful....and so inspiring. *Eyes well up with tears* Lol, kidding.

[christie20101986]

i have a hysteria fit, thank you very much !

[vmvv7678]

@hispoisongirl36 i guess then this is how he sounds when he wakes up....horny voice early in the morning...lets put him back to bed...hahaha

[vmvv7678]

shit....i was about to reply and deleted my comment.....hahaha...yeah yeah sorry love...but i had the feeling he sounded quite drunk at the beginning...but since he says, 2007 was a miraculous year i guess he is sober....my mistake...maybe he just woke up...haha

[lesleyj37]

Haha! This is still funny!

[Justxtiiiti]

jahajhajha  future queen as well ! xddd LMEO ! !