This Isn't Hogwarts! A Harry Potter Song

[RPGaddictC]

like how we dont tell Americans how Hogwarts (Boabatens, Durmstrang) is what school is in Europe

[withashine]

next stop PIGFARTS!!!

[TheHungryCupcakes00]

i totally fell you!!!!

[CaptinCassidySparrow]

anthem of harry potter nerds!!

[iamacatspy]

DElores Umbridge?

[MasterGrammarian]

Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders...

[zuzupetals3]

Is it John who yells "ENGORIO"? 'Cause it sounds like him.

[LauraDaysSmiles]

No stairs? There are LOTS of stairs in my school. 6 floors. IT SUCKS.

[sisterlilly3]

I don't want to go to gym either... I HATE gym.

[hayleynymphadora1216]

@sisterlilly3 ME TO

[junefaithdawn]

I'm a hufflepuff and a nerdfighter and i FIND people insulting hufflepuff VERY offensive. Love the song, though. GO HANK!

[ellawx]

you have way too much spare time.

[sweenett101]

Hey, Hufflepuff's are particularly good finders. haha love the song! Its so catchy and awesome!

[thedeadman333]

I wish I was in Hogwarts too. But I want to be in Slytherin because I love Draco Malfoy.

[sageiswierd]

what song does he say from 3:27- 3:30

[BraveKnight99]

Mam This Awesome. I Even got it on itunes. Great Job Keep It Up.

[TheGirlWhoLived97]

I just want to get a rocketship, fly to Mars, find Pigfarts, skip (float?) around the halls, all while singing this

[sabilopod]

who'd want to hang out in the owlery? it stinks in there.

[yaoibumblebee]

@sabilopod it's better than high school

[hayleynymphadora1216]

@sabilopod good point......

[HPAndrea218]

I LOVE HARRY POTTER And u'm In Slytherin!

and it's not pronounced erisaid it's pronounced erisd

[monkeyzrlegit1]

Everytime I'm stuck in a boring class at school, I just play this song in my mind. I was so happy when you played it in birmingham on Tuesday! YOU'RE AWESOME, HANK!

[Chasingideas]

Listening to this instead of studying for midterms...I'm in denial.

[JoLovesMike]

heard this live tonight! <3

[Ayshafr]

@JoLovesMike I heard it live on Sunday! IS HE NOT THE MOST AMAZING MAN EVER (or one of them, anyway)?

[Anonomoose13]

Sorry, but am I the only one that gets really annoyed by the "there's no stairs at all" grammar. I think this is a great song, but every time I hear it it gets me.

[416bunny]

If I looked into the Mirror of Erised I'd see myself wearing Black and Yellow, HUFFLEPUFF ALL THE WAY!

[LegoKing345]

@416bunny Black and Yellow

[907years]

Kid calls you a nerd; Respond by mind-casting spells. #winning.

[Double2Edged]

My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist. I despise gingers and mudbloods. I hate all of the Gryffindor house. And my parents work for the guy who killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend ?

[theDROIDuarelooking4]

This is such a great song...I feel like this every day. 

[waterbendergirly]

you'd have people(slytherins) calling you a nerd if you went to hogwart to

[PassTheMarmalade1957]

Every child's dream....

[wisosder]

This song lead me to vlogbrothers ^^

[silverfalcon17]

Red and gold? Hank, you seem more blue and bronze to me.

[ditchfairy]

:( im a hufflepuff

[hayleynymphadora1216]

@ditchfairy that is nothing to be ashamed of

[ditchfairy]

@hayleynymphadora1216 I didnt mean the sad face as im ashamed, i ment it as i was sad that is said people in hufflepuff are not cool

[hayleynymphadora1216]

@ditchfairy Oh, well yes, it's true that many people believe that Hufflepuff's are not cool, but we know that we are xD

[MeAndMyKitties]

great now i really want to goto school :|

[hiaz1000]

why on earth would you want to go to that gone to the dogs school? Come over to Pigfarts, its the best wizardering school in the galaxy!

[RiverleeStables]

*weakly waves flag* Go ravenclaw...woo...woo...

[BustedMusicCMJ]

I love this song but why does everyone hate on the hufflepuffs!? HUFFLEPUFF PRIDE!!!!

[iamzhippoppotimus]

This was my first vlogbrothers video. . . 2 years later, I'm happier, healthier, I have friends, and for the first time ever I'm really happy with my life. This is all thanks to nerdfighteria. Thank you everyone.

[Plyrx08]

Our stairs moves... Stuyvesant High School has escalators. :D <3

[IzTheOptionalToaster]

Our stairs don't move -_- Wish they did because some of the "Muggles" would be all confused. I would laugh so hard xD

[RaineAtMidnight]

I plan on singing this at my high school graduation.

[OwlCityFan26]

I AGREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! also, we DO have stairs in our school. It sucks. We have to go up and down them to get to our classes :(

[MegaBigCack]

@OwlCityFan26 O GOD HOLY SHIT U HAVE TO WALK UP UP STAIRS U FUCKIN CAVEMAN BITC

[OwlCityFan26]

@MegaBigCack uh wha?

[MegaBigCack]

@OwlCityFan26 THIS NIGGA HAS 2 WALK UP STRAIRS FUKIN CAVEMEN!!!!

[bulldoger11]

@MegaBigCack

You soil the comments of Nerdfighteria!

[OwlCityFan26]

@MegaBigCack calm. down. I was just saying something.

[AshFlight70]

If I looked into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see myself wearing Bronze and Blue, holding a broom (Firebolt, of course).

[BloodLoverHnKnA]

if I looked into the Mirror of Erised, i would be wearing wizard robes in Silver and Green.

Slytherin Pride!

lol

[TheAnimeartist2244]

@BloodLoverHnKnA Right with you there Slytherin Pride!

[MinnieMonstarrr]

slytherin pride! but i love this song. the story of my life right here. :(

[Tabbiecat55]

When I was in Hufflepuff we won the house cup! Also isn't Hogwarts a public school, cause in England public school's not the same thing (ie. a comprehensive is no place for a wizard)?

[HomelessDragons]

@RayWilliamJohnson I know right!

[gymnastgirlflips]

Oh my gosh... amazing song. This song describes my life! Epic!

[hayleynymphadora1216]

WICKED song, but DON'T KNOCK THE HUFFLEPUFF's man!!!!

Tonks all the way!!!!! Hufflepuffs are just, loyal, great finders, and you know what?!? We're awesome!!!!!!

(Loved your song anyways tho) XD Hufflepuff Pride!!!!

[TheEffectsMan]

@hayleynymphadora1216 What the hell is a Hufflepuff? :P

[hayleynymphadora1216]

@TheEffectsMan hahaha :P

[naomierosen]

@hayleynymphadora1216 they're such good finders

[hayleynymphadora1216]

@naomierosen yes, they are!

[RavensMelody333]

@hayleynymphadora1216 OH MY GOD. FIND. Sorry. JK Rowling is a Hufflepuff if I remember... But they don't have many parts in the books, so everyone assumes they are spineless. I beg to differ, don't get me wrong, but they assume unimportance because of Draco introducing Hufflepuff.

[hayleynymphadora1216]

@RavensMelody333 Yeah, that's very true..... Draco's just a jerk like that.... but if you know who Tonks is in the books, (or Cedric,).... you'll know that Hufflepuffs are awesome..;. cuz we are!!! <3 xD

[RavensMelody333]

@hayleynymphadora1216 Sure he's a jerk sometimes, but he didn't know anything else. Sorry, fangirl. Must defend. Though Hufflepuffs are freaking epic.

[hayleynymphadora1216]

@RavensMelody333 That's also very true. He didn't know what he was getting into half of the time, and he was threatened to be killed if he didn't do what he was told otherwise. You make an excellent point. He is Tonks's cousin, and she doesn't know him very well, but i don't think she cared for him to much... neither did anyone else in the series, for that matter.... but oh well. He's ok :)

[biblegirl]

@hayleynymphadora1216 Badger pride!

[hayleynymphadora1216]

@biblegirl You know it!!! xD <3

[huntergirlalex]

@hayleynymphadora1216 C'mon Cedrick you're a Hufflepuff, let's *find* a way out of here!

[hayleynymphadora1216]

@huntergirlalex XD nice! You know, we could ask Tonks too.... xD <3 or her son, Teddy :)

[allblue88]

@hayleynymphadora1216 comon man, hufflepuffs are supposed to be able to handle all the jokes about them. don't get mad ;)

[hayleynymphadora1216]

@allblue88 I'm not mad lol i'm simply standing my ground xD

[allblue88]

@hayleynymphadora1216 also, wtf is a hufflepuff? xD

[hayleynymphadora1216]

@allblue88 xD lol 

[chriswere9]

Hufflepuff Pride!

[LycanLord95]

THIS MAN IS A gOD!!!!! (Not a typo, I just don't wanna' blastpheme) XD

[TammiBloo]

@antiquecans69 OMG Yes! I wish there was some way they could do a follow-up on Kurt. And don't forget Machine Gun and Brett. XD

[alabalacr2]

@ 2:31 trust me you wouldn't want stairs .-. i always get pushed walking down

[antiquecans69]

Im going through and watching allt the videos for the first time.

I have two questions so far.

1. Did Helen Hunt really get a restraining order against Hank?

2. Whatever happened to Kurt the punk-rocking Nerdfighter who took all of Hanks peeps? I want to see more Kurt.

[ejrnv]

I think Hank based that song on my life....

[hayleynymphadora1216]

@ejrnv i think he may have based it on mine too......

[PJSproductions97]

This is my favorite Hank Green song.

[DiddyDimes]

Sectumsempra is one word.

[LocoLestrange]

This is really good! Story of my life! Its funny because at school I'm known as the HarryPotter nerd... and I'm totally cool with that. ;)

[egirleagle]

I like how both top comments are basically saying the same thing

[4evrlast]

story of my life\

[iwritestuffaboutstuf]

@4evrlast mine too.

[RemusFreakinLupin]

@1rilk11 Oh, the irony.

[OwlCityFan26]

I agree wholeheartedly! omg how i do! dftba!

[dudewheresmydoctor]

G P O Y.

[painttheskypurple27]

ok the whole top comments thing is getting weird! it happened again!

[mikaylalorraine5]

How about blue and bronze?

[Evellion]

what the hell is a Hufflepuff?

[CrazedAuthor]

@Evellion A paticurarly good finder. :-) I'm A Ravenpuffor. Eighty percent Ravenclaw, fifteen percent Huffelpuff, and five percent Gryffindor.

[andyanderson100]

HANK IS AWESOME!!

[hobbitno12]

meta comment about how meta the meta top comments are

[harrypotterrocks1762]

so now the top comments are about how the top comments are about how the top comments are the same

[BroadwayAllstar]

hey, don't hate on the Hufflepuffs. At least we got our acceptance letters.

[Lilagomb]

@BroadwayAllstar That's why we hate you. :D

[pandalovescoffee]

I'd rather have Green and Silver. :P

[JonnyIsWise]

That's the best Harry Potter song yet!

[camoblackhawk]

sad cause true

[Sleepover137]

hahahaha I love how he sais poltergeist ^^ it's soooo german XD

[UrsaMinora]

What is a Hufflepuff? Thei'r particulary good at finding stuff!

[LoveSami1111]

Listening to this song, studying for exams. THIS ISN'T HOGWARTS!

[gotja]

@LoveSami1111 you really want to take the owls?

[spr99ite99]

Those "I love how the top comments" are really annoying me...That's a joke being used too much.

Great song! I'm gonna show one of my friends who is the ultimate Harry Potter fangirl

[laurajones240]

The top comments are both about how the person loved how the previous top comments were about how the previous top comments were both starkid related :P

[RaisedByBadgers]

@laurajones240 Commentception o_0

[laurajones240]

@RaisedByBadgers That's deep! :O

[mark4851]

ive been waiting for my letter from hogwarts for 9 years now

[MissPMidd]

I love how the top comments start with ' I love how the top comments'

[KKbook]

Heyyyy, Hufflepuffs are cool! DDD:

[trunksthebadass]

@KKbook im a ravenclaw

[RandomnessSHQ]

This song depresses me :( xD

[bookboy226]

sorry but theres a prob harry never took arithmacy

[HomelessDragons]

@bookboy226 He's not Harry, he's Hank.

[g00hz]

Exactly 4 minutes long :D

[cavalos934]

The music is great! I completely know how you feel! This world is not the best... at all!

[SashaStorm97]

hank, i would like to point out that nobody hangs out at the owlery :) love you!

[grizelda1986]

@SashaStorm97 Hence why you'd hang out there with friends - you wouldn't be disturbed! :)

[SashaStorm97]

@grizelda1986 alright, alright, I'll give you that one :)

[fufernutter]

but the thing is my friends call my school hogwarts, the dining room, the great hall, adn teh giant fridge full of veggies askaban..

[NenadlPopovic]

I hate top comments, but I love Hogwarts

[TheNeiraaa]

I think this is the first Vlogbothers video I've ever seen.

[TheDATotallyAwesome]

This is the video that introduced me to the magic that is nerdfighteria <3

Thank you for posting such an awesome song :)

[MEG4nerd]

I love how both top comments are about the top comments being the same

[MissVerityDarling]

Song of my life. Yeah, public school is no place for a (witch)!

[Priest007]

Oh, the memories from Harry Potter

[MsWhatRabbit]

Why the hell would I hang around with my firends in the owlery??? Room of Requirement FTW!

[danakaDENt]

I love how the top comments are about loving that the top comments were starkid related

[marriyumh]

Hank, but your colours would most defiantly be Blue and Bronze... :P

[misslady21454]

R.I.P Earphone wearers

[kittosMuFc]

he called me a nerd

i called him.... an ambulance

[katieXDcupcakes]

My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist. I despise gingers and mudbloods. I hate ALL of the Gryffindor house. And my parents work for the guy who killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend ?

[bulldoger11]

@katieXDcupcakes

I'm sorry, but I'm racist towards racist people.

[NicolasTurnbough]

@bulldoger11 Racist people are not a race, so you cannot be racist toward them.

[ScribbleTopp]

@bulldoger11 You don't understand do you?

[Double2Edged]

Hey, hey, don't insult the Hufflepuffs! They're particularly good finders, and frankly, I FOUND that comment very insulting! XD

Starkid-nerdfighters, DFTBTA (Don't forget to be TOTALLY awesome)!

[MsWhatRabbit]

@Double2Edged You got sorted into Hufflepuff @ Pottermore, aye?

[Double2Edged]

@MsWhatRabbit No actually, I was sorted into Slytherin and I'm a Slytherclaw, I just happen to respect Hufflepuffs.

[MsWhatRabbit]

@Double2Edged Seriously? lol. Sometimes, I think they sort too soon....

[Double2Edged]

@MsWhatRabbit No, being a Slytherin doesn't mean that you're, for lack of a better word, evil. House sorting is based on the most defining trait of a person, but it isn't the only trait. Besides, my first comment was also a reference to something that you probably didn't get, and I maintain that Hufflepuffs are deserving of respect. Good day to you too, DFTBA.

[trunksthebadass]

@Double2Edged are you a hufflepuff im a ravenclaw luna chang all the way and what would the vlog brothers be like if they were harry potter chrater nerd fighter out 

[LoveSami1111]

Ravenclaw: Because my brain is a friggin' encyclopedia <3

[rarefiednight]

and if i looked into erised you know that it is true, i'd be wearin' wizard robes that were bronze and blue... <3 Ravenclaw forever :)

[violetsinger1]

Pottermore seems to think I'm a Ravenclaw.

Personally, I think I'm a Slytherin.

I KNOW!

Compromise, SLYTHERCLAW!

[ddc32997]

HANK! Hufflepuffs are cool too! ALEX DAY IS A HUFFLEPUFF so saying they're uncool is irrelevant now.

[shugocharagirl100]

I FIND this to be supermegafoxyawesomehot!!

;D

[shugocharagirl100]

This song is supermegafoxyawesomehot!! :D

[nintendoshadowninja]

i love how the top comments are now both about how the top comments were starkid related.

[1rilk11]

i like how both the top comments are referencing how the previous top comments were the same.

[Hogwarts33]

What the hell is a Hufflepuff?

[mouchachaa]

@Hogwarts33 It's "Poufsouffle", in french, haha. There's Ravenclaw, Slytherin, Griffondor and Hufflepuff. :)

(I'm not sure of how to write it, I didn't read the english books. Ö)

[Hogwarts33]

@mouchachaa Hahah I know what a Hufflepuff is, I was just referencing A Very Potter Musical! I loooove Harry Potter!

[mouchachaa]

@Hogwarts33 Ohh sorry, I didnt understand, hahaha.

[blueisasomedancer]

Dude face it, you're a Ravenclaw.

[bandnerd218]

Story of my life <3

This is totally awesome

ROTFLD

[SuperJimmyKnight]

i wish i could go to hogwarts, damn it!

[thatweirdnerdygirl]

I like how both top comments are commenting on how the previously top comments were about starkid

[grouch314]

HUFFLEPUFF AND PROUID. But this sounds kind of like bowling for soup

[fundued1000]

the camra is crooked



[Wrash16]

I can't believe it has taken me like 12 years to figure out why it is called the Mirror of Erised -.-'

[ErinsChannel01]

@Wrash16 But didn't Dumbledore explain it in book 1?

[Wrash16]

@ErinsChannel01 I don't think that he said directly that Erised is desire backwards. At least not in my languages version

[Rixtm27]

@Wrash16 hahaha, you're not the only one... I just thought of it, whilst I first read the book like... Seven years ago... xD

[MiSsRaNdOmChIcK100]

HAHAH!! coolies,love this song now