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  • $69,000??? Why would anyone need one of these outside of the war zone? How many landmines and stuff of that nature do you come across in everyday life that you may need a vehicle that can withstand a bomb blast? Plus it is probably a good hundred dollars to fill the tank every three days or so. Also another good clue that they are too big is when you actually need to have a backup camera to see where the hell you are going when you are backing up

  • @Projective $4 p gallon is a lot. You pay way too much though. You should move to The us. Gas here is now like $3-$3.50 . Think about it

  • omg you pay 4 usd a gallon ? i pay like 8-9 usd a gallon (sweden) =P

  • love this babe :)

    

  • Hummer H2 is like king kong of cars!!!

  • pariently the Hummer H2 would have qualify for a Cash for Clunker program in 8 years from now.

  • my favorite car

  • sexy ass hummer

  • i have this car but its not as new. it got the bose sound system.....fold down tv.....sitting on 22......its white....its nice

  • i love this car. im sad hummer is gone.

  • see how land rover lr3 or lr4 do with the 3rd row seat...

  • they should made in Transformers movie this H2. Not the ambulance car!!

  • good review

  • I can not see the point of hating this car. It is just agressive and that is good thing and if the owners can afford paying for gas then I can not see the problem.

  • the most strongest car in the world ........

  • THE BEST SUV HUMMER H2 LIKE NOTHING ELSE

  • @jorgehumvee87 No the best SUV is the H1 Like Nothing Else...

  • h2 is the best looking truck ever made. plus tons of luxury and pretty awsome off road. all around its my favorite car

  • i have the 2004 h2 its about 11.5 miles a gallon but i still fuckin love it i don't really see much of a difference from this 08 version except the features around the front row area.

  • it's a box on wheels

  • let at asa888@bk.ru how much the car

  • I still wish I could own one of these

  • This is a fantastic review! No bias with pros and cons, blunt and honest.

  • how much please the same same one

  • I love Hummer's!!! Hummer=chick magnet!!

  • i cant tell u how i love this car. it just fucking kills me that i dont own one x_X

  • R.I.P Hummer

    xD

  • those were the good days, when big hummers were cool, gun slingin, big oversized everything. Now we have smart cars and prius driving everywhere....i shed a tear

  • I am going to get this next year.

  • @Kabarile31

    Is stopped production of this car!

  • greatest looking car ive ever seen including lambos and ferraris

  • Although it is a pig on gas, i like it.

  • I'm fuckin love this monster

  • @yasser20skill best truck ever but died too soon

  • best truck ever but died too soon

  • @yasser20skill dude i went to this vid because i all wanted to tell you a more devestating vehicle than this car im about to tell you a real baby its 3 times bigger than this its called the Kinght Xv search it up and compare to this you might just say hmm i like the knight xv now no OFENCE HUMMER and the hummer is still good though

  • @yasser20skill HUMMER H2 is like the GODZILLA of the trucks!!

  • @yasser20skill

    You want a real monster buy the H1.

  • cheapest ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Lol my friend gets 10mpg on this babe. You need to have a fuel truck with you all the time haha.

  • I dont want a automatic transmision , Thats for faggz who cant drive a car

  • @g0d0faer0x you can switch to manual too on that car but its tiptronic.

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  • imagine the pussy i could score with this thing.....fanny magnet

  • I think tools bitch about cars that they don't like...

  • My 70 year old grandmother drives a yellow Hummer H2. It is the perfect car in my opinion. It has a cool imposing look, and a roomy luxurious interior. The Hummer is a luxury vehicle not a hippies electric faggio. Stop complaining about it. If you can afford the car you can afford the gas.

  • its my favourite.

  • rofl i rememeber when i was young i thought of a car that needed a car to pull it xD rofl i had no sense that age xDDD

  • save your job save your life don't buy M.I..C

  • Everybody here is not American I mean full blooded all u here are fucking Spanish or Asian or dumb fuck mexcio fuck u all and leave the USA and leave our cars to us

  • @usausaarmy we will return your cars when you guys stop eating french fries and hamburgers because-of course-those dont belong to you americans.

  • My old XJ doesn't have adjustable tire pressure like the H2

    My old XJ doesn't have locking diffs like a H2

    My old XJ isn't quiet like a H2

    But you know,,, it sure is funny when i pass an H2 that has high centered itself on the trail

  • Did I hear that correctly??

    Doesn't need to qualifiy for EPA....WTF?

    Fvcking geo metro's need to smog, but these cunt hummer owners get a free pass.

    I hope they all die a painful death.

  • Hummers are for morons and retards.

  • @NH3R717 and arent for haters like u who cant afford one and hate bc u cant have a truck of this caliber and bc H2 owners spend ur paycheck in gas every week

  • i would actually buy this over a jeep any day lol and this is coming from a guy who owns a jeep. its got luxuary, comfort, and it can get dirty when you need it to. Jeeps are pure offroad fun vehicles. the more an more i look at the H2 the more an more i fall in love with it and want one

  • All of you ugly fat mother fucking obama loving democrats need to shut the fuck up just letting you know putting hummer out of buisness is putting thousands of people out of jobs Yeah smart move dumb nigger shouldnt be pres. And another thing people can like what they want to like fucking no won can anymore unless if its green well i say fuck that.Ilove my h2 and i would never give it up When will you all learn that americans love big car not small little weiner wush japanese peices of shits f u

  • @Xxdeathclock28xX big car for a small dick, eh? ...

  • @ratmtbola HAHAHAHAHAHA your probably a dumb mother fucking nigger that wears his pants sagged down and the malls your turf and you act like a little dumb nigger ass jitt with no life and voted for obama cause hes black or your a white trash wigger with no life trying to act black and voted for him for the same reason you un educated in politics and thought it be cool for a black presidant oh yeah and one mor thimg shutting down peoplw will lose thousands of jods wow guess your not smart fuck u

  • @Xxdeathclock28xX The only uneducated person here are you. Funny thing is that dumb dipshits like you don't even notice how dumb they actually are. Especially when trying to act smart like you just did haha.

    And as for your racist comments (another proof of your sheer dumbness): I'm not black and I'm not some white trash wigger (as you probably are). I'm a normal, well educated, studied white person who probably earns more in a month than you Hummer driving hillbilly in a year.

  • @ratmtbola Oh yeah thats righ im a dumb hill billy when i just finished 2 years in community college and just got a notifacation letter that i just got excepted in to harvord law school and going to become a jag when finished and buy the way i probably make a lot more money than you you probably have never driven one before and probably can afford a used one go suck you moms penis until its a glased donut dumb ass democrat

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  • @Xxdeathclock28xX Haha, you're hilarious. You speak and act like a 12 your old, which you probably are. If not you're fucking pitiful for being that much of a dumbass as an adult. 'go suck you moms penis' says it all... 'harvord law school' hahaha priceless.

    Now go back into your incest basement and fuck with your hillbilly sister or mom and make more dumbfuck children and drive them to school in your cocky Hummer.

    PS: Whenever I see a Hummer I think 2 things: Hillbilly and damn small dick.

  • @ratmtbola Hey man i am a well educated man going into pre-med and a proud hummer H2 owner and i think that what @Xxdeathclock28xX is trying to say that he is a proud hummer own and he is proud of what he chose. what he is trying to saying is the fact that people voted obama was not for his race, it was for his slogan change. The change was that to have government control and put an end to private businesses. And also involved in going green which was not suppose to be politcal.

  • @ratmtbola These people like obama have no science degree and doesn't understand about why the environment is bad. The only reason the environment changes is because of the earth is changing and people producing so much CO2 in the environment. The hummer wasn't causing it. It can be anything can destroy the environment. The problem with hummers are that they weigh so much and they are not considered to be cars or SUV. They are considered to be trucks because its over 6000 lbs

  • @ratmtbola There is no point in going green because the green cars can produce CO2 and batteries are worse than CO2 because they have Alkaline metals the produce charge and may cause toxic problems. I am a Chem person, btw. Overall once people voted obama, i knew for for a fact that hummer will go along with people being true americans. the americans should be standing up for themselves and handle any punches and kicks that other countries are giving us. The hummer was the true american symbol.

  • @ratmtbola and hummer cost around $36K-$130K and people that can afford it are people who own businesses, doctors, lawyers,etc. you probably don't make as much as those people. And those people work day and night, shedding blood and tears just to get one of these cars. I know i had to when i asked my dad to get me one. I worked until i finally got one.

    To the rest of the people who are sitting there watching tv, youtube, etc. GET YOUR FUCKING ASSES UP AND WORK TO MAKE MORE MONEY!!

  • @ratmtbola I blame people who talk about the environment, even though they have no clue about, and use just to make money and causing this economy to go down. You also said that people who drive hummer have small dicks, thats is where you are totally wrong. people worked to purchase hummers actually have bigger dicks because they don't have sex all the time until they have an actual job and make enough money. unlike people who like to bring up things just to have sex. they have tinier dicks.

  • @Xxdeathclock28xX well said, just because of these go green nigger bitches im going to floor my hummer everywhere, dump my oil in a creek, and stop using trash cans.

  • Great car. Some people say it's not environmentally friendly I say take a look at ford f250 f350 dodge ram corvette they al get less than 10 mpg. Junkers going down because in America 95 present of people are stupid. They drive hybrid not knowing they damage earth more by making hybrid! It's a fact

  • hummers still hold there value after all these years!!!! they are still over 50,000 to own on 2008 and up

  • i have a H2 its awesome to drive it seems like ur flying over every1 but the cost of the fuel is too much..only use it on weekends

  • If I had two words to describe the Hummer H2 it would be Glutinous Pig..

  • The reason why peolpe buy the vehicles is because they look masculine and sound agressive and because theyre easy to climb in. It's easy to lower yourself to sit in a sedan but it consumes a lot of calories to get up from it. For low calory consumption, set a SUV, period.

  • You need to own a gas station if you own any SUV period. Just that this one does the job offroad and looks awesome. Not a fan of the interiors although the chairs look really cushy. I love Hummers and if I won the lottery you know what I would go buy ASAP.

  • nice suv but it is going to suck up yur wallet cause gas is going to be a bitch.

  • well if china stops lending the U.S. money as a country we'er going in the shitter "Oh wait we'er there cuz we don't make a dam thing"!!!

  • I have a silver Ice H2 Hummer, not the best , perhaps it's not the best off road, perhaps it sucks in town, perhaps is the worst ranked by consumer reports, but when I'm driving my ice silver h2 hummer, it feels so great, everyones look my vehicule passing by, so I really love my hummer and I CAN AFFORD IT !!!!!!! Hell yeah!!!!

  • @edeuce Finally someone with no fear of speaking clear. If you can afford it, ENJOY IT!

  • now thats what i call a bad ass vehicle. Damn thats mean

  • fugly looking vehicle. fast cars and trucks. anything in between is sissy.

  • this moron really seems to hate hummer!

  • I have a 03 h2..................mint condition

  • I have an '06 h2 and love it

  • Good review..

    if i got hummer i will change the tyre to the big one and its look awesome same as my father`s friend... Hell yeahh

  • piece of shit compared to range rover

  • They're not going to sell it to china now??

  • ouuuuh i wnat to have this car!!!! very good, very nice! what is the different before hummer h1 and h2 and h3? what is best ? :D:D

  • Honestly, it all depends on what your going to use it for. H1- usually only made for off-road, H2- made for both suburban and off-road driving and H3- more focused on city driving yet pretty much the same capabilities as the H2 just smaller and more fuel efficient.

  • h1 old and expensive,and very rare car.

    h2 luxury,6 litre petrol engine,very nice

    h3 nice car for poor people.Comes in diesel.

    I have got the h2.I love it

  • This lot has a steel wear components and fuel! America chuck Necessary resources for vital things!!!

  • hummers are the best. i am glad they are not being sold to china

  • why you said like that ?? :D

  • @xNzzyz I dont have anything against china.

    I wouldn't want any country to own hummer

    except for the US.

  • @Hummers222 . And Why ?

  • @xNzzyz it would just feel wierd having the

    "symbol or american suv's" sold to another

    country

  • @Hummers222 We'll, I STRONGLY agree with that, but you know asians and automobiles, when they see it, observe it, like it, they buy it out. Only proof i know is that when Obama borrowed 1.4 trillion dollars from china, only way to pay them back is give them the rights to GM Hummer H2 and H3, but we still got the H1, because the similarity with the real HMMWV, which of course is American.

  • I don't know whether to laugh or cry. The Hummer H2 rocks but the H1 is better in my opinion. So they both rock but the H1 got replaced!!! POLLY DOESN'T LIKE THAT CRACKER!! >:(

  • These trucks rock. Tree huggers stick to your trees and hemp!

  • fuck yea!!!!

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  • Lay of the peyote.

  • Water, are you kidding ??? and we heard about Duramax diesel and they said its great and very economical !

  • wow you're dumb.

  • wow you are genius

  • U fucking dick!!! UR trying to get someone to rune there fucking whole car

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  • THE END IS HERE, THE PAIN IS OVERRRR. HUMMERA has EXPIRED. A GONER. There goes A GAS SAVER. Cry The HUMMER a river will you.

  • THat would be a waist because the hummer could go right through it

  • man, alot of hummer haters out there eh? but you know what; when you're driving a honda, and you crash into an H2 or any other truck, your 40mpg aint and that cardboard car aint gonna save you.

  • @amer Drive a million ton truck then.

  • This is basically a Chevy Tahoe with a worse interior and terrible looks. Plus people look at you like you're a monster if you drive one of these.

  • seriously i think this is a waste.....

  • you need to own a gas station for this babe

  • @Doncreationsur hummers are tahoes

  • very nice unit, especially the new tranny.

  • the hummer h2's, and h3's all scored the worst 26/100 when ranked by consumer reports (the most thorough and trusted ranking system)

    - only a complete redneck moron would buy one.

    they suck in town and there no the best off road either. they dont pack the most storage space and they cant haul the most people, there not the fastest, or have the most torque, and they get some of the worst gas milage.

    - it takes the world biggest tools to keep this on the market

  • @julingy well they are still the best looking suvs on the road, and probably a nicer car than you drive.

  • @julingy Yeah cause of all you go green al gore loving democrats

  • @julingy well said. then theres the fact that the land rover defender exists...

  • @julingy it depends on your taste

  • @julingy fuck you hippy cum guzzling bitch let people have their own opinion you can drive a pink prius and i wouldnt give a shit and btw they are one of the best vehicle off road

  • @lukie117 lol, one of the best vehicles off road compared to what a fuckin dodge grand caravan you sheep porking stupid fuck. get it together, read ANY review. maybe a hummer H1 is great,  but you dumb fucks are driving around these things. they dont even have their own chassis, and the shittiest drivetrain available. they borrow parts from the other chevy vehicles.

    - and ya i would drive a prius... if i was on pavement. if iw as off road id drive a land rover

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  • @julingy fuck you asshole ! you just can't afford one . I purchased a snorkler for my h2 it got a better mpg (21 mpg city,25 mpg) the kit cost $1995. Fuck You and your ugly dipshit comment up there. Anyway I OWN THREE HUMMERS .

  • @ajsy1031 ugh... thats harsh man. imagine all the cool stuff you could have bought instead of those three plastic covered silvarado chassis'....... a yamaha R1 for speed. a landrover for some serious off roading. a BMW to actually look cool in on the streets. and then you'd be left with some extra cash and DIGNITY!!! ....

    ohhh but you bought 3 complete fucking retarded hummers. . . . . and literally 90% of the hummers i see are driven by tight cooch rich women

  • @julingy dude just mad hummer is gone so i bought the last three hummers.

  • @julingy dude just mad hummer is gone so i bought the last three hummers.(i hope they make more hummers in china).as soon as anyone get this tell me what's the plan of China for Hummers.

  • i was wondering if this car has manual gear ??

  • those are 20" they look like 12" on that big ass hummer:X

  • Love the Hummner H2 not the Hummer

    H3

  • agreed 100% !

  • Stay on paved roads ! ;o)

  • God...I want one for Christmas.

  • You're an idiot.

  • @Flexfuel306 Same to you

  • Suck it faggot. If you like H2's, you belong in a mental institution.

  • I want a hummer h2 hummer

  • i really dont care for those things...

  • only a pimped out hummer looks good , this one ? forget it .

  • thugs? i only see rednecks drive it, and my government professor.

  • Its my Dream Car ;-)

  • who could hate an h2 or any hummer for that matter? don't say anything bad about them from now on though or else the chinese thought police will find u and imprison u hahahaha!!

  • The rear view camera is standard, when you haven't got Sat Nav its in the rear view mirror. Its a small pop-out screen :D

  • ...and now it's made in China...

  • iv got 81inch rims :)

  • 20 inch ???? 24 inch much better do

  • hey,please anyone explain to me!!!!

    is it true hummer is bankrupt and sold to China???please answer me,urgent!!!!!

  • hummer is bankrupt but i think surely they will make them again

  • very nice suv 2008 is better than  the old hummers

  • better than H3 too

  • hummer H1 tops them all in strength

  • i agree

  • i like hummber. but i rather have a Range Rover

  • fuck u

  • i wana fuck u in ur home

  • hummer

  • H1 Alpha is the shit. Only problem is, a friend told me you always need to change the brakes because the car is pretty massive.

    I think the only car more 'manly' than the H1 is probably the Ford Excursion. That thing is just a towing machine. Too bad Ford stopped making them.

  • well ive drived hummers all my life started with h1 then got an h2 its a good truck h1 is 100 times better but hey they look mean and imposing of course anybody who says shit about hummers dont have one or would like one, and then u got the h2 boys who hate the h1 the the h3 hates the h1 and h2 and so on look man u dont like hummers shut your mouth like you do when one pulls up behind or next to you lol i see your little hater faces and its funny keep hating you make us

  • tall, and go hummer!!!!

  • How tall is it?

  • Very nice vehicle, I want 1!

  • coolest car in the world

  • oh men shut up even with gas prices there are things tha a full size SUV can do. any way there are people that need them

  • its a china car now