He's not retarded, whoever put this video up is.This comic is my friend and he has MS. If these hecklers would have listened to the show, they would have found that out because he talks about it. His name is Dave, not Dennis Prattle. And he IS a very funny comic. You should take this video down. It is not remotely funny and it's illegal to tape at The Comedy Store. Love you, Dave. xxoo Roxy
@SuperBabe10 Thank you. I've just come from the Hyatt in Century City last Monday where I was seated at The Hollywood Reporter table. Byron Allen was hosting the event and Michael Bolton headlined. The charity had raised over 1.8 million dollars to help find a cure for MS. Remember, Richard Pryor died from this disease. I am very proud of my friend Dave. He continues to do comedy despite his advanced stage of this killer. He's a genuinely nice person as well. I've known him 15 yrs.
@cougerlvr LoL it must be even nice to have finally pulled your father's dick out of your ass so you could finally learn to walk on your own eh cocklvr?The only thing you've exposed is how pig ignorant of a corn harvesting hard scrable scud buggy you are lol.Happy huntin skeeter.Go capture a brain and bring it home for dinner.
@TheRydog100 Have you had a bad exp. there? They used to make us bring 10 guests and they all had to buy drinks. That was back in the late 80's/early 90's. I think it was the Comedy Store...can't remember the name for sure.
@TheRydog100 My question was really this: Are you a comedian? Do you perform there & if so, have you been heckled? We would go as a group, so that we had a support system. I never went alone to perform comedy. Kudos to you if you did.
@liliodine Hell no, stand up scares the hell out of me! I mean sure, I've written a few (really bad) jokes, but I would never EVER perform. I envy those who have the guts to do stand-up and commend those who are good at it. I do though watch a stand up show, at least once a week though, because it's one of the best forms of comedy in my opinion, right next to improv.
Now if Inferior white man Goes out into the sun and gets a tan his skin will darken and the closer he gets to being an superior Black man he will say something that actually makes sense(lol).
Inferior white man says:your dick is so small it looks like a burnt match stick......
Notice that a dick being small has nothing at all to do with fire,being burned or a match stick lol.....there are large fires and long match sticks so how does this joke even begin to make sense to the reader?The answer it doesnt.
The superior black man said"Your dick is so small you have to use tweezers to masterbate".Now we all know that tweezers are often used to prick at or grab extremely small items or objects.Implicating tweezers in this joke enhances the subject line of "Your dick is so small".....it provides hypothetical information on how small the dick is.
@cougerlvr lol see ladies and gentleman here is the difference between when a white guy tries to tell a joke and a black man....The first thing you must understand when trying to tell a good joke is that it MUST make sense and use all the rules of logic.Lets look at an example.
It will be nice when yuo train your 3 dogs;you momma,sister and cousin,cause them bitches are just running around pussy free impaling their nasty,hairy Herpes infected poontangs on anything that sticks straight up...even a broom stick rofl!
@cougerlvr I know you got alot of false white pride skeeter....but trust me it will be broken and so will you,I dont care if you make 100 rant posts in a day.....I will switch back amd make 101 flames to light your ass up for it.BLACK POWER..... fruitcake lol.
Your weeble wobble headed ass is no exception lolz.Infact I told Tij and killa to stop ridin you cause I dont want you to think I need 4 of us to put you down me and Lug will just go solo on ya bitch ass like we've been doing till you break and mark my words hick mick,you will break.I've seen it too many times before lol.
@cougerlvr grab your bullet proof condom and put it over your dick head skeetz cause this is gonna be a long one.Just ask your new boy town stormshit.I've been rofl owning him for 3 years(since 2008) now lol.NOONE overcomes a superior black man.
@cougerlvr you did?really?So why are they still owned you then?lol.....you delusional toon....go some where and pray that god would bless you with a brain.
wow - that is some genius heckling right there... the wit was pouring out, you even managed to get one in about his jeans.. youre a funny guy. But you know what? i bet youre fat. I dunno why, i'm just guessing youre over weight.
disrespectful assholes...most of those pussies don't have the courage to get on stage, but they have a few beers, can't hold their liquor, and feel safe interrupting someone who is taking a chance
@GriffonRed yeah, man...crowds are so unpredictable...a comedian who actually has great jokes can get shit on by a crown who doesn't understand the material or is just in a bad mood on that particular day
@CODELuger22 I argue with people when I care.....I don't you, you don't know me.....Yet you have soooo much to say lol. Anyway, looks like I'm going to have to block you twice.....
Im gonna buy you a spell check program for Christmas.And what does my freinds helping me with guns and beer have to do with anything?O Im sorry was that yet another sad attempt by you to be a comedian.Lmao,the sad part is it looks liek the harder you try thae harder fail.Thus far the only thing you've succeeded at is proving why little boys should have internet time limits.Your brain must be depraced of oxygen,get some sleep tramp.
@CODEColt45 oh and PLEASE comeback with a bible of a comeback i wont even read it, i know its just you admitting your a redneck homo its ok, my answer? I WIN YOU LOSE simple keep wishing on those airplanes homo
Keep wishing and maybe you will get more then your two front teeth this christmas lol.
O so Im still a white guy huh?Are you so dull minded to actually think that a white man would even have the intelligble capacity to own you this hard?
@CODEColt45 lol then espn is more of a nigger then you hahaha you correct others while you yourself cant even spell correctly hmm, again i win you lose simple next
see there(applause) now your using the proper slang term.slowly but surely your starting to catch on Opie.Pretty soon you'll know how to write your own name lol(jesus Im too good at this lol)
I see why you say I write the bible because schooling a special needs student like you with my ghetto gospel is easier then teaching your mother how to say no to drugs and prostituion lol.
ooo ooo I just thought of another diss off the top of my head?Wanna hear it?Ofcourse you do lol..
Owning you is like playing a chimpanzee at a game of chess.
You know your gonna win easily it just depends on how long it will take the monkey to figure out that he lost.
Im not just saying this but as you can see Im the flame rape champ of the world going on 4 years now.I can comfortably say that there is NOONE in the world who can challenge me period.Smartass is my middle name. ;)
@streetfightermatt lol.......sigh......now after all these years your talking to me about a challenge?Matt........how many times have I owned,schooled and fixed you like a Mexican turned away at the border?How many times have run away and not come back for months?How many times have you kissed up to me for freindship and to sell you firearms on my site?
I have beaten your pig pink ass so llong and so hard that you just stopped crying and went numb and nice lol.Im gonna post your ass kissing to me on another website where I talk to these white girls lol,I'll let you know when its posted.One of them told me that noone would ever kneel before me on the internet because its just virtual reality.........obviously they never met your bitch ass.
@streetfightermatt Oh and I don't know if you already knew but on this colt dudes website or profile whatever, on the the list of hobbies, one of them actually says "Owning people online" <--------- *shakes head in disbelief*
There are some on Hollywood like Angelina Jolie and george Clooney that care about poverty but I can tell you right out from being on the inside and over hearing conversations with everyone from Mila Kunis to Harrison Ford......most rich people hate you poor and middle class scrubs as much if not more then you hate them hahahaha!
@CODEColt45 glamorous lmao u fuckin clown, what a fuckin tool u are buddy. I am being honest here man, u are a fucking idiot, u don't know shit about me and u never will and i don't giv a fuck about u so why tell me about yourself ya fuckin homo. Can't talk to fools no more cos from a distance u can't tell who is who. Word to your mother, if people keep sayin the same shit about you, it should tell u something about yourself.
ahh good....phsycology helps manipulate the pawn again lol.All I need as a ventriliquist is a stage and a chair..YOU are my dummy.You tried in your last whiny rant to pretend you didnt care with a few words and before that you tried to come off as wise like Yoda from Star Wars and you failed again.Now I hurt your feelings and you've shown your true colors....mad,jealous,,salty and .......poor haha.Probably still livin with momma or off of momma now aint that right geekster?
I know your a bitch that jumped in a flame where he didnt belong,I know your a nobody that probably makes drop change for money compared to what my family estate is worth and I know I get to meet and do alot more exciting and important people and things then you even wished you could in your wildest nightmares(let alone dreams).
If you dont care then you shouldnt have put your 2 cents where I didnt ask for change cracker trash.Now go get fixed at the local vetenarian's office.We dont condone dogs to try and have human children in this country lol.
lmao Im just like Eminem....God sent me to piss the world off hahaha!You know its funny I met him at an MTV Movie Awards after party a few years back and I'll never forget what he told me and a few others around his table:"The fuckin world is filled with haters,bitches,wannabes,and snitches...all they wanna do is take you down,the best thing you can do for the world is not be one of them".
A/ Who the fuck is Megan Good? B/ U owned who exactly cos it just looks like u good at suckin ur own dick,,,,,, haha get it GOOD!! C/ U write for a living lmao what a complete and utter fool u blogg for living, look how many times u blog fool. D/ Ur sad
E/ not a creative riter i take it. F/ ur boring G/ U should probably stop now cos I dont care enough to answer u after this one cos I have a life. G/ I am going to feed the ducks. H/ Then hunt and fuck meagan good. I/ GIMP
To answer you verbatim A-She is a well known,beautiful Hollywood actress and model that has had major roles in such films as You Got Served,Waist Deep,Stomp the Yard,Biker Boyz and Saw V.As a result of her success in the entertainment business her networth currently is 14 million dollars(yes I know this for a fact).
B-I owned you to be exact and every other scrub bum on this message board that tried me to be entotaled.btw I find it funny that you make mention of my dick because unlike you and to the contrary atleast I have one noticable enough to suck tramp.
C.Yes are you hard of looking or just looking to hard scrub?I said I write sports columns for ESPN's Mixed Martial Arts sector and make pretty good money doing it too($55,000.00 yearly).What do you do for a living besides picking up the pieces of your own little man's complex just moments after it was knocked out of the ball park by a roast session master like me lol?
ok so you listen to BoB and that Haley girl that shouldnt be famous anyway....so what does that tell me about you?What I already knew lol....and that is that your a lameass.
Also how can you rape if the only dick you have is the one up your ass?
D.Your a self wrench working tool.....and from what your youtube page reads...a cab driver lol.........nuff said.
E.EmmHmm and your not a creative thinker I take it,seeing that you misspelled "writer" as "riter" like a kindergarten flunking preschooler.Perhaps you should go get "Hooked on Phoneics"eh?Because from the loosk of it you've certainly be unhooked from common sense for quite a while.
F.uhuh Im sure you are and when your done you can give them a free ride in your cab back to Old Mc Donald's farm (lol Im just too Black for this beginner lol).
H.lol...no you dont,the computer is your life.And I wont stop now because Im black which means Im witty and relentless and with continue to virtually smoke your ass into oblivion as long as you wish to tango;I also plan on getting the last word as I always do against the noobs that I am owning to prove my matter of factual dominance.
And on a side note.....dont try to fool me you fool,you are you kidding?Your a tool,ofcourse you will be back to respond to me,Im the ventriliquist here and your the dummy,simple as that.
@DrHabbs lol shitty?O what you mean America?The nation that uses 40% of the worlds resources,has the most powerful military on Earth,has other societies and coultures all over the world adopting and mimicing those practiced within its own borders and yanks your country's government around like a "yes man" flunkie on every foriegn policy that it uses to further subjegate the world for its benefit?You mean that shitty country?mmm hmm,yea everyone hates you when your ontop stomping their ass lol.
my email box is filling up because of you...try to keep replys to 1 or 2 not 5 please...
1st...if you have such a hectic life why do you have so much time to comment on 1 youtube video...
2nd...the way you write makes me doubt you're a published journalist(from someone whos dyslexic)
3rd...you're sister isnt you
4th...why are you proud about living in a nation that SELFISHLY uses 40% of the worlds resources that isnt a good thing when considering the poverty in africa
@CODEColt45 wow, two comments to say one weak as corny comeback, congrats my homofagbag lol i never said i had a gun i said YOU had one aka codecolt45 inches of cock down my gullet, kid nerd or geek or whatever you call me i can bet and guarantee am more of a man then you, and getting on little kids on here doesn't count, but hey i know you'll die a slow painful death (seeing how big mouth tough guys like you do) and your last thought will be "why god why me" and well you can make up the rest.
Uhuh but you responded so then those two comments must have been worth the ventriliquist effort to pull your strings just to show off what a stage dummy you are lol.And am having a bad halluccination or did you just say"homofagbag"?lol...um what exactly does that even mean?Yea speaking of corny lol,you FAIL again.
And you damn right I got guns..."corky"I cant wait to use them on a human target like blasting your heead open just to watch mounds of shit come flying out instead of brains.For the rest of what you said it was so nonsensically lame I had to look in a "Dummies for Smart People" booklet just to understand it.
And spare me you pathetic tool,you ever heard of Dan Hardy or Paul Daley?Just to name a few?you tea drinkers are some of the most mind numbingly shit talkative and rude bitches on planet earth.
And For a group and nationthat has come up short in more conflicts then it has claimed victory in thats actually kinda funny lol.You dont find what i say funny because the joke is on you,ofcourse you dont,others laugh just like that heckler against the nerd on stage lol.Dont try to act self righteous with me Mr.Belvadere I know your kind
O yes your right I dont have much going for me lol,Im only a journalism graduate from the university of illinois now doing sports columns for ESPN and my sister is only a Hollywood actress named Meagan Good.Yep I dont have anything going on................except a hell of a fucking lot more than your battery powered midget sqwuaking ass that is lol.OWNED!
5th...obviously you dont know much about history...the united kingdom is one of the most successful nations when it comes to warfare...only losing the revolution because we were involved in 4 other wars at the time...and you may not know this but our empire controlled around a 1/4 of the world
6th...just because you say someone is owned doesn't make it so...owning someone is completely ridiculing their arguments...
A)Shut the fuck up and get lost like the starkly confused and controlled little sock puppet that you are.
B)Keep talking(as I know you will)and giving me more and more valid reason to practice my speed typing skills by flame/raping you like a drunken Irishman beating on his pregnant wife(I hear it happens alot lol).
1.Because I dont really have a hectic life,I go to the office and work a normal 8 hour shift doing speed research of current events and then I do rapid response thinking strategies such as jotting down facts of the matter mixed with personal intake and finally type up and send off my material.
The end of my day is smiling in the face of my editor in chief(supervisor of each department)as he approves my material for publishing and he usually does.Very rarely do I have to stay after hours or work with an assistant "deskee"(another sports writer that gets to invade the primary writer's world on an assignment).
When I go home I do things that give me a kick like everyone else and one of them is using my writing training,skills and over all superiority to embarass and frustrated mild tarded fail-wads like you lol.I mean its not like any of this stuff is going to get back to the editor right?lol.
2.This is the way I write when I am speed typing and thinking.Do you really think I spend an hour sitting up trying to figure out a comeback to one of your mini mouse little weak rants?Hell no,the moment I read the pubescent and whiny crap that you jot down Im already thinking up a response and Iam typing as Im thinking.....its what professional writers do.
Ofcourse you wouldnt know a thing or 3 about being professional in anything lol,so what the hell am I telling you for huh?Now ofcourse when on the job I have to edit and proof read and make corrections but see there is where you miss the joke because its on you.To make grammatically and puntually correct means to respect not your work but who you are sending it to for evaluation or reading material.
3.True but how many people can say they have a world famous Hollywood accomplished actress as their sibling who is also a millionaire and not yet 30 years old?Hmm?You certainly cant.Your sister is probably working at the local Pickadilly selling cellphone covers at a vendor stand lmao.
I also can matter of factly say that she being my sister I get alot of perks that fags like you dont including free hotel,air fare,expensive gifts(like the set of porsche's she claims she's fishing for for me and he fiance this Christmas) and most of all admission and invitations to special VIP events such as O I dunno......next year's Academy Awards maybe?lol.O my life is so much better then yours and yes while petty I can say that and yawn with a smirk on my face behind it with ease.
4.Simply put because we own YOU and have the important parts of the world by the balls economically and militarily.Your government only tags along behind us because they are afraid of being on our bad side lol.Blaire was the sponge puppet of Western Europe when we was in office lol.
5.pls noob we kicked your asses in the Revolutionary war and then again in 1812 when you wanted some more ass kicking on the sea.Then we turned around and saved your pathetic asses in World War 1 and 2 when Kietal and Hitler were trench bombing and blitzkreiging the shit out of you and London lol.
England was onyl powerful back in the pre-industrial age before most nations had assembly line facilities and tactics to mass produce their own weapons,by the time the end of the 19th century came around we were well onto you tea and crumpet eaters and put you in your place where you rightfully deserved to be.....back in merry old England with the Welfare queen lol.
You got kicked out of India,Africa,China(Hong Kong) and America just to name a few.The only reason the Irish cant get away from your little piss n proper posing asses is because there is not enough distance between them and the UK to kill your troops as they approach the coast.The poor IRA didnt have enough explosives either.Boohoo for them.
6.Well luckily we have differing theories on what it means to own someone and as long as I am sending you back to the drawing board nursing you boos boos with 5 flameages(posts) to your one Im confident that I am owning you liek a blade of grass on some old trick's front lawn.
7.Im winning and am going to win because I am calmest when typing derrogatory statements about people that are obviously agitated by what I say to them lol.So please keep giving me the fuel to burn you with and I will certainly keep using it Theodore.
@CODEColt45 You will on day have the epiphany u so badly need that life is just a ride and when u choose to go on it u think it's real cos that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around n around, it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?"
And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we … kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok …
But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.
Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.
Lmao wtf are you talking about fruit fag?Your rhetoric makes about as much sense as your screen name lol,ZERO!You sound like some half tarded version of Dr.Suess trying to recite a Shakessphere script .You impress nooen but yourself with that poetic-injustice sounding horse crap lol.
Go have a coke,a smile and shut the fuck up nubshit if I want a bitch to smooth talk me I'll go to your mom tonight and pull my pants down.Yea thats right you NOBODY I cant talk shit cause my family and sister is rich and I have a good career doing what I love...how about you dip stick?Your weak minded ass probably couldnt break wind with a basebat your such a faggot lol.
Yea thats rights shit stub look at me,look at Meagan Good,look at our success look at me pointing fingers and laughing childishly at those poorer and less fortunete then me like you and your worthless family because I can,look at the expensive sports car Im about to get for Christmas,look at the women I could have if I wanted more than one(which I dont Im engaged lol),
look at how beautiful southern California is from atop Billy Crystal's 22 million dollar mansion in beverly Hills(Yes I was just there last month for a celebrity party).Look at all of this Im soooo much better than you you ugly poor person hahahahaha!O tell me can you read my future faggot?Am I going to hell for my transgressions?Awww too bad.....fuck you and what you think lol.Whats wrong little boy?
Did mommy drop the bar of soap in the tub water while wiping your ass and then drown trying to get it back out?Whats up your ass?besides your preist's hand that he used to sodomize and sexually molest you with huh?Go your hoboken,lame sounding,square ass to Mcdonalds an order a happy meal,when your finished with the coke go out to the street and step in front of a frieght truck and die peeing on yourself you loser.
Your a nobody,Im a somebody nah nah nee boo boo(tongue sticks out as I twiddle my thumbs in my ears taunting you lol).Did you know that Meagan and Kim Kardishian are like best friends?Infact at a dinner party last year at the Beverly Hills Hilton I kissed Kim on the cheek in a freindly way but boy was she soft to touch for those few seconds,I wish I could have fucked her but hey my lips and body got a lot closer to her then most dudes including your stankin' ass ever will.
Ahh the advantages of having famous and wealthy relatives is meeting other famous and wealthy mother fuckers.I've been close enough to Bill Gates to slap him int he back of his head if I wanted too...he was at last summer's Comic Con festival in San Diego.Your not important you dont do or have anyone special in your life..........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
8.In the meanwhile go pay you tea,property and fresh air tax while MI-6 monitors your every move on the CCTV camera 3 feet away from your front porch you royal subject lol.
in regards to history...we gave independance to all countries apart from america(who needed the help of the french to kick us out)
what happend in the only war you were in that we wernt? oh yeah kicked out by a load of asian farmers and peasents
you spend so much time on youtube talking about your amazing lifestyle on behalf of your c list sister and you assume you have a better life than me...when you have no clue who i am...
i am finished talking to you now because you have no idea of what wit is you think wit is just insulting someone showing the world how much of an idiot you are but because you are rich you belive your better than everyone else (i guess thats the culture you were raised in) but in fact you remain ignorant to the fact that nearly everyone who reads your comments will think that you are a twat...
who cares who your sister who stared in SAW V is...
@DrHabbs lol have you ever heard of penis envy?For a man with a dick as small as yours I'd imagine that you have.You didnt give anything to anyone you little tramp,most of the nations took it.In 1997 the Chinese said get the fuck out of Hong kong and thats what you did,hastely.
The only reason you tea drinkers abandoned other areas that you had invaded was because you knew as modern technology and economic structure advanced into the 20th century you simply couldnt hold all of those nations with the little man power that you had.
You tried to make a fancy term for running before they could kick your wimpy asses called "granting independence" but the truth was you scrubs were duped and hoping like hell that those regions you violated wouldnt decide to retaliate on Great Britain militarily.
@CODEColt45 again you try sooooo hard that you fail at comebacks, like did your father who molested you as a child and who thought you that beer and guns were your only friends help you with those? lol kid i murder you with one paragraph you have to write a bible to come at me, try again fagol
wow did you really duck and dodge me for 4 hours after the last spanking I gave you to come back with that halftarded crap that you just said lol?Did I wait around for this?Thats like a kid waiting for mom to com backs with Domino's pizza and she brings a Mcdonalds Happy Meal instead lol FAIL.I cant decide if you are more lamely incredible or incredibly lame with pretarded rantings rofl.So my father "thought" me beer and guns?Hmm I didnt know you could "think" that up.
Im gonna buy you a spell check program for Christmas.And what does my freinds helping me with guns and beer have to do with anything?O Im sorry was that yet another sad attempt by you to be a comedian.Lmao,the sad part is it looks liek the harder you try thae harder fail.Thus far the only thing you've succeeded at is proving why little boys should have internet time limits.Your brain must be depraced of oxygen,get some sleep tramp.
The fact that you phonies deteriorated was proved when the Nazi's ran over Europe in a matter of months and bombed the living shit out of London lol.Without us you were fighting a losing battle in the air and eventually the wermacht would have been high boot stomping right into London once they got done killing off all the jews in Paris and Poland lol.
Your some lucky bastards thats all you are.The queen would have been kissing Heinrich Himmler's ass as he sat on her throne eating sauerkraut lol...and probably yanking Yosef Guerbels dick with her hand at the same time.The only time anyone gave so much as a damn about your shit country following WW2 was after that arabian cock sucking whore Diana became one with that concrete pillar and smashed up Mercedes Benz in the Paris tunnel lmao.
And for the record we killed over 2 million Viet Kong and those other gooks during the Vietnam war and we only lost 50,000.The only reason we pulled out of Nam was because the news media influenced the mind of the American public that then pu pressure on washington to stop dropping napalm on the little rice eating gooks and their villages lol.Catch a clue Opie.
Yea lmao you wish she was a C list actress haha,infact you wish anyone in your shit for nothing family so much as a Z list anything.I wouldnt say that an accomplished actress that rings in about 2 million dollars annually,has two motion picture dramas in post production and is in talks with 20th century fox involving a 4 million dollar contract to play a real life movie roll as the late R&B superstar Aaliyah(died in plane crash 2001)in a biopic about her life can be considered C anything?
I certainly dont think since my sister has been listed by ASK MEN,Maxim,and Rolling Stone as one of the top 100 most beautiful people(celebrities) in the world since 2006 that she is C list.Like I said,keep dreamin scrub.
And O Im sorry are you jealous?Ofcourse you are......you know the funny thing is I have always had the option of moving to Malibu and letting her buy me a house like she did our mother,she gave me the option of living off of her success but as a man I didnt take it,I was determined and still am to make my own way,although I do still enjoy the advantage of having a relatively well known and well off sister.
I wouldnt suppose you or your father would know a thing or 3 about what it means to be a man seeing that your a whiny little cunt that gets fucked almost everyday for opening your pussy lips where they werent welcome(which means you probably took after him lol).
your sis is hot as fuck il give you that...ive actualy had a wank over her...i just wish i was the movie producer she had to suck off to get her big break cus from what i saw in saw 5 she wouldnt have got anywhere on tallent...
clearly you have no clue about modern history(something i do know shit about)
@DrHabbs lol yea using that magnifying glass to even find your tiny weinie when you dropped your pants was hard enough as I might imagine.Then you had to use tweezers in order to jack off to her pictures cause your hands were to big to grab ahold of it lmao.So we have established that you jack off celebrity pics of established famous women that you could never touch with a 10 foot pole lol......that is not surprising.What is surprising is that you'd be dumb enough to admit it.
And Im sure in your Harry pottered nerdum you THINK you know something I dont but you can keep your wanna be antics because I have nothing to learn from a dumb,geeky and especially POOR person lol.As eminem once told us at MTV Award after party lmao......the best thing to do with bums and bitches is not be one of them lol.
Good advice.Just between me and you,I can tell you from being on the inside,even celebs that front with humanitarian aid work like Sean Penn and George Clooney talk about you 9-5 check by check living scrubs liek dogs when there are only other rich and famous people around lol.
They they dont hate you cause your poor but because all you faggots do is cry about the privledged rich instead of getting off your worthless asses and doing something about it.Truth to thought most rich people hate you chump change making noobs as much as you hate them...only difference is the bank account size haha!Sylvester Stallone had me,Meg and Billy Crystal cracking up at one party he was like "all these goofy fuckin kids came up and asked me to buy them something in Mcdonalds.
I said:Im tryin to get my daughter a Happy Meal,if you want one go ask your dad cause Im not him...and then they walked away all sad.....ahh fuck em' "Hahaha!Im telling conversatiosn like this go on all day in rich society they be straight roastin on you shit sticks especially whent hey get drunk lol.I've seen famous people rail on nobodies like you that i didnt even think were like that.
Everyone from Anne Hathaway to Yolanda Adams.Mila Kunis was like "All these people want to add me as their freind on face book..........YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME MOTHER FUCKER!" lol lol.We are so weary of you losers and I love being the spokesperson on youtube to shove you prissy little faces in your boo boo's and make you cry about it lol.And go somewhere and learn how to spell LONLINESS you illiterate fag,as isolated of a dork as you are you should know the ins and outs of that word very well.
Btw noone cares about athletes from little gay Euro sports clubs that like 1/100th of the world knows the names of lol.And you will read this and be back for more the same way you did this time and said you wouldnt lol because I already told you your a tool and tools like to get used.....its what they were made for(much like your momma lol.)OWNED.........again.
@CODEColt45 shut the fuck up! Lets face it your a fucking nobody, you only have met famous people, your not going to be remembered for anything, if you were that special you would not be spending all your time typing tonnes of coments on one video all day. Your comments are not witty by the way.
do you see Eminem posting on youtube videos bragging how great he is and how worthless everyone else is? no because he doesn't need to with all the fans he has. you do because you want to be noticed.
ahh,Dear Lord I would like to thank you for sending me yet another nerd nut to crack,thank you for blessing me with a steady stream of loser/hater E-geeks to put down for my own personal amusement.Im blessed,Amen.
lol,from the looks of things YOU need to spend all or atleast most of your time getting "Hooked on Phoniecs" nub because when you spell simple English words such as "Tons" and "Comments" like you flunked kindergarten I seriously doubt you can make a success effort to teach me a lesson or pretty much teach anything lol.
And yes my little shit magnet,I know your jealous,lots are.The places and events I've been invited to would hardly allow cum swallowing maggots like you to even mop the floors when everyone left and the lights were turned off haha!And seeing that I work for ESPN and have a famous and rich sister.......lets just say......between the two of us if the word "NOBODY" had a choice in the matter....I'd bet dollar and nickel that it would ask you out on a date first haha!
and again all you lower level maggots need to know about most rich and famous is that that hate you and wish you would die hahaha!Watch what happens if eugenics gets authorized and they start manufacturing humans instead of giving birth to them.
@CODEColt45 I've just read your profile....It turns out that "Owning" people on the internet is literally a hobby of yours! LMAO I'd like to see what you're like in person...... cannot believe how fucking pathetic you are!
@Projectrez I know aint it fabulous?Swatting down bitch ass white nerds that aint gonna do nothing about it but sit there and take it like a person annihilating an annoying fruit fly buzzing around watermelon lol.Yup Im pro at this son,number one cause I hurt weak people's feelings all the time(much like the doctors hurt your momma's feelings whent hey suggested that you should be aborted before birth) and number 2 cause Im black.
Dirty,ugly and dumb tomato cans like you will cease to exist on this planet.The minumum wage jobs will be performed by machines and computers in replacement of the bum level and second class citezen.We will repe the benefits of living lavishly on Earth forever while the inferior cretin like your whore mother cease to exist.
@IL0veMoz Yea your monkey paw chirping ass probably doesnt even have one lol.I know this........Im ALOT better own financially and materially then you.
Thank goodness my life's not on YoutTube. I'd pee my pants in terror.
Spectator Disease kills 9 out of 10 Americans.
UniBrowser 2 months ago
Whoever filmed this is an actual cunt.
ThisCouldBeAwesome 3 months ago
anyone who answers the phone "whats up baby girl" is a total faggot and should be decapitated
shiftyscitzo 3 months ago
Thumb down. flagged as spam.
granthamicus 4 months ago
The monkeys need a banana...
Hellzyead 5 months ago 2
@Hellzyead lol
bulldoglikeaproach 4 months ago
He's not retarded, whoever put this video up is.This comic is my friend and he has MS. If these hecklers would have listened to the show, they would have found that out because he talks about it. His name is Dave, not Dennis Prattle. And he IS a very funny comic. You should take this video down. It is not remotely funny and it's illegal to tape at The Comedy Store. Love you, Dave. xxoo Roxy
SuperBabe10 5 months ago 21
@SuperBabe10 After reading this, I'm marking this video as spam.
orrin4 5 months ago
@SuperBabe10 Thank you. I've just come from the Hyatt in Century City last Monday where I was seated at The Hollywood Reporter table. Byron Allen was hosting the event and Michael Bolton headlined. The charity had raised over 1.8 million dollars to help find a cure for MS. Remember, Richard Pryor died from this disease. I am very proud of my friend Dave. He continues to do comedy despite his advanced stage of this killer. He's a genuinely nice person as well. I've known him 15 yrs.
SuperBabe10 4 months ago
@SuperBabe10 shut up faggott
PetiteFeet69 2 months ago
shut up corky! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
lewisFox537 6 months ago
the hecklers were terrible in this. I'd have liked to have heard the comics audio more than the grimace coming from the idiot with the mobile phone.
BlankSlateTV 6 months ago in playlist Hecklers 1
Isn't the comedian Dennis Prattle? He's quite funny.
TROUSERFLAP 6 months ago
That's messed up, he took the call. lol That was even worse than the heckle.
DaysThruPictures 6 months ago
Oh you zany african american folks
masterofjustice88 7 months ago 8
Fucken dickhead.
StayOutta237 7 months ago
FAKE
MainStreetSimon 8 months ago
@MainStreetSimon Ironic, same thing I said when I saw your moms tits.
ifitmeansalottoyou00 7 months ago
what the hell was that?
DJSexLeopard 9 months ago
Poor retarded comic got the shit beat out of right outside the comedy bar!
TheJohnBonn 10 months ago
@cougerlvr LoL it must be even nice to have finally pulled your father's dick out of your ass so you could finally learn to walk on your own eh cocklvr?The only thing you've exposed is how pig ignorant of a corn harvesting hard scrable scud buggy you are lol.Happy huntin skeeter.Go capture a brain and bring it home for dinner.
CODEColt45 11 months ago
Dude.If you're a new comic NEVER I repeat NEVER go to the comedy store. It's just awful.
TheRydog100 11 months ago
@TheRydog100 Have you had a bad exp. there? They used to make us bring 10 guests and they all had to buy drinks. That was back in the late 80's/early 90's. I think it was the Comedy Store...can't remember the name for sure.
liliodine 11 months ago
@liliodine The Comedy Store on West Sunset Blvd? I go there all the time and even the funniest people get heckled.
TheRydog100 11 months ago
@TheRydog100 My question was really this: Are you a comedian? Do you perform there & if so, have you been heckled? We would go as a group, so that we had a support system. I never went alone to perform comedy. Kudos to you if you did.
liliodine 11 months ago
@liliodine Hell no, stand up scares the hell out of me! I mean sure, I've written a few (really bad) jokes, but I would never EVER perform. I envy those who have the guts to do stand-up and commend those who are good at it. I do though watch a stand up show, at least once a week though, because it's one of the best forms of comedy in my opinion, right next to improv.
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steveispeter 8 months ago
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steveispeter 8 months ago
For example:
Your dick is small when you urinate you pee on your balls.
Your dick isnt small.....because its your head.
How do you get a dick and a pussy in the same place?Call cocklvr to your house.
How can most white men give a girl their dick when they done even have it themsleves?
Cocklvr is so dumb he tried to use a lit match to clear hsi pubic hairs(lmao) see the difference folks?
CODEColt45 11 months ago
Now if Inferior white man Goes out into the sun and gets a tan his skin will darken and the closer he gets to being an superior Black man he will say something that actually makes sense(lol).
CODEColt45 11 months ago
now on the other hand.
Inferior white man says:your dick is so small it looks like a burnt match stick......
Notice that a dick being small has nothing at all to do with fire,being burned or a match stick lol.....there are large fires and long match sticks so how does this joke even begin to make sense to the reader?The answer it doesnt.
CODEColt45 11 months ago
The superior black man said"Your dick is so small you have to use tweezers to masterbate".Now we all know that tweezers are often used to prick at or grab extremely small items or objects.Implicating tweezers in this joke enhances the subject line of "Your dick is so small".....it provides hypothetical information on how small the dick is.
CODEColt45 11 months ago
@cougerlvr lol see ladies and gentleman here is the difference between when a white guy tries to tell a joke and a black man....The first thing you must understand when trying to tell a good joke is that it MUST make sense and use all the rules of logic.Lets look at an example.
CODEColt45 11 months ago
@cougerlvr Hey I heard that your dick was so small that you have to use tweezers in order to masterbate lmao!
Im just too black and witty for ya son.....just too black and witty for ya.
Go take a look in a 'Jokes for Dummies"booklet haha!BLACK POWER!
CODEColt45 11 months ago
It will be nice when yuo train your 3 dogs;you momma,sister and cousin,cause them bitches are just running around pussy free impaling their nasty,hairy Herpes infected poontangs on anything that sticks straight up...even a broom stick rofl!
CODEColt45 11 months ago
@cougerlvr lol
CODEColt45 11 months ago
that guy's gf broke up with him right after this video ended.
911violentagro 11 months ago
@cougerlvr I know you got alot of false white pride skeeter....but trust me it will be broken and so will you,I dont care if you make 100 rant posts in a day.....I will switch back amd make 101 flames to light your ass up for it.BLACK POWER..... fruitcake lol.
CODEColt45 11 months ago
@cougerlvr ya mamma biotch haha(minues the "niggerish" part ofcourse rofl)
Now back to your barn swamp coon.
CODEColt45 11 months ago
O btw geuss what cocklvr?I almost forgot.......
BLACK POWER! lolz hehe.
CODEColt45 11 months ago
Your weeble wobble headed ass is no exception lolz.Infact I told Tij and killa to stop ridin you cause I dont want you to think I need 4 of us to put you down me and Lug will just go solo on ya bitch ass like we've been doing till you break and mark my words hick mick,you will break.I've seen it too many times before lol.
CODEColt45 11 months ago
@cougerlvr grab your bullet proof condom and put it over your dick head skeetz cause this is gonna be a long one.Just ask your new boy town stormshit.I've been rofl owning him for 3 years(since 2008) now lol.NOONE overcomes a superior black man.
CODEColt45 11 months ago
@cougerlvr you did?really?So why are they still owned you then?lol.....you delusional toon....go some where and pray that god would bless you with a brain.
CODEColt45 11 months ago
"whats up baby girl" what. a. fag. he sounds whiter than corky up there
bijibadness 11 months ago
Those jeans are kinda small. and he does look like a corgy
Whiteyproud 11 months ago
wow - that is some genius heckling right there... the wit was pouring out, you even managed to get one in about his jeans.. youre a funny guy. But you know what? i bet youre fat. I dunno why, i'm just guessing youre over weight.
*checks channel page*
Yup.
hunkyzombie 11 months ago
Hecklers ar lame ass fuck i woul beat his ass
TheMidwestsk8ter 11 months ago
HaHa Heyyy wassup babyy giirrl
uno1poono 1 year ago
disrespectful assholes...most of those pussies don't have the courage to get on stage, but they have a few beers, can't hold their liquor, and feel safe interrupting someone who is taking a chance
MurphGiovanni 1 year ago 2
@MurphGiovanni Exactly what I was thinking. The Apollo is the same way, I saw some good acts get booed of stage.
GriffonRed 11 months ago
@GriffonRed yeah, man...crowds are so unpredictable...a comedian who actually has great jokes can get shit on by a crown who doesn't understand the material or is just in a bad mood on that particular day
MurphGiovanni 11 months ago
hahahahahaha
Nomiconkt 1 year ago
lol codeluger22 said PODUNK hahaha. he is a true badass for sure
KweenOfConverae 1 year ago
@CODELuger22 I argue with people when I care.....I don't you, you don't know me.....Yet you have soooo much to say lol. Anyway, looks like I'm going to have to block you twice.....
Projectrez 1 year ago
Im gonna buy you a spell check program for Christmas.And what does my freinds helping me with guns and beer have to do with anything?O Im sorry was that yet another sad attempt by you to be a comedian.Lmao,the sad part is it looks liek the harder you try thae harder fail.Thus far the only thing you've succeeded at is proving why little boys should have internet time limits.Your brain must be depraced of oxygen,get some sleep tramp.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 oh and PLEASE comeback with a bible of a comeback i wont even read it, i know its just you admitting your a redneck homo its ok, my answer? I WIN YOU LOSE simple keep wishing on those airplanes homo
BLOOD1MONEY 1 year ago
not even good heckling
Paiste402 1 year ago
Haha how little dose jeans" lol morons, sounds like a drunk beavis and butthead
unfortunatebeam 1 year ago
whew if there is a human being on this earth that can stare me down,out witt or out do me I would Love to meet them.it would actually be kinda scary.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@CODEColt45 I WIN YOU LOSE xD
BLOOD1MONEY 1 year ago
yea sure you won lol.....and Im santa clause.
Keep wishing and maybe you will get more then your two front teeth this christmas lol.
O so Im still a white guy huh?Are you so dull minded to actually think that a white man would even have the intelligble capacity to own you this hard?
lol your such a mutt.lay off the weed Leroy.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 Lol of course he won, he's white, you're black = win :D
streetfightermatt 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 lol then espn is more of a nigger then you hahaha you correct others while you yourself cant even spell correctly hmm, again i win you lose simple next
BLOOD1MONEY 1 year ago
see there(applause) now your using the proper slang term.slowly but surely your starting to catch on Opie.Pretty soon you'll know how to write your own name lol(jesus Im too good at this lol)
CODEColt45 1 year ago
and just so you know Guber,ESPN is an established sport network not a person so how can it be a nigger?
Good lord would someone pls change this dud's head batteries I think he's low on common sense.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
I see why you say I write the bible because schooling a special needs student like you with my ghetto gospel is easier then teaching your mother how to say no to drugs and prostituion lol.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
???where did you go ?...yea thats right run forrest run lol...
heh fixed his ass.(wiping hands after easy work like Bugs bunny lol)
CODEColt45 1 year ago
ooo ooo I just thought of another diss off the top of my head?Wanna hear it?Ofcourse you do lol..
Owning you is like playing a chimpanzee at a game of chess.
You know your gonna win easily it just depends on how long it will take the monkey to figure out that he lost.
Im not just saying this but as you can see Im the flame rape champ of the world going on 4 years now.I can comfortably say that there is NOONE in the world who can challenge me period.Smartass is my middle name. ;)
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 If that's a challenge, I'd easitly out stare you.. then stomp your fucking head
streetfightermatt 1 year ago
@streetfightermatt lol.......sigh......now after all these years your talking to me about a challenge?Matt........how many times have I owned,schooled and fixed you like a Mexican turned away at the border?How many times have run away and not come back for months?How many times have you kissed up to me for freindship and to sell you firearms on my site?
CODEColt45 1 year ago
I have beaten your pig pink ass so llong and so hard that you just stopped crying and went numb and nice lol.Im gonna post your ass kissing to me on another website where I talk to these white girls lol,I'll let you know when its posted.One of them told me that noone would ever kneel before me on the internet because its just virtual reality.........obviously they never met your bitch ass.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@streetfightermatt Oh and I don't know if you already knew but on this colt dudes website or profile whatever, on the the list of hobbies, one of them actually says "Owning people online" <--------- *shakes head in disbelief*
It's his actual hobby lol
Projectrez 1 year ago
@Projectrez yea aint that something faggo?I miss ownin you.....you should stop by my website and play sometime ;)
I'd loooove to have dinner with you ;)
CODEColt45 1 year ago
and btw,the same can be said when everyone can SEE that your wealthy.They dont have to tell you,cause you already know......bitch.lolz.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
There are some on Hollywood like Angelina Jolie and george Clooney that care about poverty but I can tell you right out from being on the inside and over hearing conversations with everyone from Mila Kunis to Harrison Ford......most rich people hate you poor and middle class scrubs as much if not more then you hate them hahahaha!
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 you are a clown, get a life.
killuminatiTOS 1 year ago
@killuminatiTOS and your a bitch....
......I have a life.Certainly one more glamorous then yours thats for sure lol
(Dont want none with blackie then dont start it son...you've seen the music videos lol)
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 glamorous lmao u fuckin clown, what a fuckin tool u are buddy. I am being honest here man, u are a fucking idiot, u don't know shit about me and u never will and i don't giv a fuck about u so why tell me about yourself ya fuckin homo. Can't talk to fools no more cos from a distance u can't tell who is who. Word to your mother, if people keep sayin the same shit about you, it should tell u something about yourself.
killuminatiTOS 1 year ago
ahh good....phsycology helps manipulate the pawn again lol.All I need as a ventriliquist is a stage and a chair..YOU are my dummy.You tried in your last whiny rant to pretend you didnt care with a few words and before that you tried to come off as wise like Yoda from Star Wars and you failed again.Now I hurt your feelings and you've shown your true colors....mad,jealous,,salty and .......poor haha.Probably still livin with momma or off of momma now aint that right geekster?
CODEColt45 1 year ago
I know your a bitch that jumped in a flame where he didnt belong,I know your a nobody that probably makes drop change for money compared to what my family estate is worth and I know I get to meet and do alot more exciting and important people and things then you even wished you could in your wildest nightmares(let alone dreams).
CODEColt45 1 year ago
If you dont care then you shouldnt have put your 2 cents where I didnt ask for change cracker trash.Now go get fixed at the local vetenarian's office.We dont condone dogs to try and have human children in this country lol.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
lmao Im just like Eminem....God sent me to piss the world off hahaha!You know its funny I met him at an MTV Movie Awards after party a few years back and I'll never forget what he told me and a few others around his table:"The fuckin world is filled with haters,bitches,wannabes,and snitches...all they wanna do is take you down,the best thing you can do for the world is not be one of them".
CODEColt45 1 year ago
A/ Who the fuck is Megan Good? B/ U owned who exactly cos it just looks like u good at suckin ur own dick,,,,,, haha get it GOOD!! C/ U write for a living lmao what a complete and utter fool u blogg for living, look how many times u blog fool. D/ Ur sad
E/ not a creative riter i take it. F/ ur boring G/ U should probably stop now cos I dont care enough to answer u after this one cos I have a life. G/ I am going to feed the ducks. H/ Then hunt and fuck meagan good. I/ GIMP
MuffSmasher 1 year ago
To answer you verbatim A-She is a well known,beautiful Hollywood actress and model that has had major roles in such films as You Got Served,Waist Deep,Stomp the Yard,Biker Boyz and Saw V.As a result of her success in the entertainment business her networth currently is 14 million dollars(yes I know this for a fact).
CODEColt45 1 year ago
B-I owned you to be exact and every other scrub bum on this message board that tried me to be entotaled.btw I find it funny that you make mention of my dick because unlike you and to the contrary atleast I have one noticable enough to suck tramp.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
C.Yes are you hard of looking or just looking to hard scrub?I said I write sports columns for ESPN's Mixed Martial Arts sector and make pretty good money doing it too($55,000.00 yearly).What do you do for a living besides picking up the pieces of your own little man's complex just moments after it was knocked out of the ball park by a roast session master like me lol?
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 oh and keep wishing airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars, LOL redneck in a closet 101 raped
BLOOD1MONEY 1 year ago
ok so you listen to BoB and that Haley girl that shouldnt be famous anyway....so what does that tell me about you?What I already knew lol....and that is that your a lameass.
Also how can you rape if the only dick you have is the one up your ass?
CODEColt45 1 year ago
D.Your a self wrench working tool.....and from what your youtube page reads...a cab driver lol.........nuff said.
E.EmmHmm and your not a creative thinker I take it,seeing that you misspelled "writer" as "riter" like a kindergarten flunking preschooler.Perhaps you should go get "Hooked on Phoneics"eh?Because from the loosk of it you've certainly be unhooked from common sense for quite a while.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
F.uhuh Im sure you are and when your done you can give them a free ride in your cab back to Old Mc Donald's farm (lol Im just too Black for this beginner lol).
CODEColt45 1 year ago
H.lol...no you dont,the computer is your life.And I wont stop now because Im black which means Im witty and relentless and with continue to virtually smoke your ass into oblivion as long as you wish to tango;I also plan on getting the last word as I always do against the noobs that I am owning to prove my matter of factual dominance.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
And on a side note.....dont try to fool me you fool,you are you kidding?Your a tool,ofcourse you will be back to respond to me,Im the ventriliquist here and your the dummy,simple as that.
I.Halfwit.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
ignorant*
DrHabbs 1 year ago
@DrHabbs as the heckler said........."SHUT UP CORKY HAHAHAHAHAHA.....(answering phone"Hello?")rofl.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45
fantastic retort
DrHabbs 1 year ago
@DrHabbs glad you liked it son,cause there's a shit load and a half where that came from count on it.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45
"(your probably white too lol...know what that means ahaha!)"
what the hell is that supposed to mean???
DrHabbs 1 year ago
@DrHabbs lol if you dont know what it means then 1 you must be from Idaho and 2 thats sad but also kinda funny...
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45
im not from your shitty country...
probably why i don't find you funny cus i come from the uk where race hate and shouting over people isnt considered being funny
enjoy your life cus you dont have much going for you
x
DrHabbs 1 year ago
@DrHabbs lol shitty?O what you mean America?The nation that uses 40% of the worlds resources,has the most powerful military on Earth,has other societies and coultures all over the world adopting and mimicing those practiced within its own borders and yanks your country's government around like a "yes man" flunkie on every foriegn policy that it uses to further subjegate the world for its benefit?You mean that shitty country?mmm hmm,yea everyone hates you when your ontop stomping their ass lol.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45
my email box is filling up because of you...try to keep replys to 1 or 2 not 5 please...
1st...if you have such a hectic life why do you have so much time to comment on 1 youtube video...
2nd...the way you write makes me doubt you're a published journalist(from someone whos dyslexic)
3rd...you're sister isnt you
4th...why are you proud about living in a nation that SELFISHLY uses 40% of the worlds resources that isnt a good thing when considering the poverty in africa
DrHabbs 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 wow, two comments to say one weak as corny comeback, congrats my homofagbag lol i never said i had a gun i said YOU had one aka codecolt45 inches of cock down my gullet, kid nerd or geek or whatever you call me i can bet and guarantee am more of a man then you, and getting on little kids on here doesn't count, but hey i know you'll die a slow painful death (seeing how big mouth tough guys like you do) and your last thought will be "why god why me" and well you can make up the rest.
BLOOD1MONEY 1 year ago
Uhuh but you responded so then those two comments must have been worth the ventriliquist effort to pull your strings just to show off what a stage dummy you are lol.And am having a bad halluccination or did you just say"homofagbag"?lol...um what exactly does that even mean?Yea speaking of corny lol,you FAIL again.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 lol spell check? take your own advice DICK MOUTH haha you must be an inbred dumb redneck huh haha, I WIN YOU LOSE
BLOOD1MONEY 1 year ago
And you damn right I got guns..."corky"I cant wait to use them on a human target like blasting your heead open just to watch mounds of shit come flying out instead of brains.For the rest of what you said it was so nonsensically lame I had to look in a "Dummies for Smart People" booklet just to understand it.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
And spare me you pathetic tool,you ever heard of Dan Hardy or Paul Daley?Just to name a few?you tea drinkers are some of the most mind numbingly shit talkative and rude bitches on planet earth.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
And For a group and nationthat has come up short in more conflicts then it has claimed victory in thats actually kinda funny lol.You dont find what i say funny because the joke is on you,ofcourse you dont,others laugh just like that heckler against the nerd on stage lol.Dont try to act self righteous with me Mr.Belvadere I know your kind
CODEColt45 1 year ago
O yes your right I dont have much going for me lol,Im only a journalism graduate from the university of illinois now doing sports columns for ESPN and my sister is only a Hollywood actress named Meagan Good.Yep I dont have anything going on................except a hell of a fucking lot more than your battery powered midget sqwuaking ass that is lol.OWNED!
CODEColt45 1 year ago
And I will enjoy my life and do everyday like when Im owning you begginners for instance but thanks for the good luck wish ;)
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45
5th...obviously you dont know much about history...the united kingdom is one of the most successful nations when it comes to warfare...only losing the revolution because we were involved in 4 other wars at the time...and you may not know this but our empire controlled around a 1/4 of the world
6th...just because you say someone is owned doesn't make it so...owning someone is completely ridiculing their arguments...
WHICH I JUST DID TO YOU...
OWNED YOU FAT BURGER EATING MONGOLOID
x
DrHabbs 1 year ago
If you dont like it you have two choices.
A)Shut the fuck up and get lost like the starkly confused and controlled little sock puppet that you are.
B)Keep talking(as I know you will)and giving me more and more valid reason to practice my speed typing skills by flame/raping you like a drunken Irishman beating on his pregnant wife(I hear it happens alot lol).
CODEColt45 1 year ago
1.Because I dont really have a hectic life,I go to the office and work a normal 8 hour shift doing speed research of current events and then I do rapid response thinking strategies such as jotting down facts of the matter mixed with personal intake and finally type up and send off my material.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
The end of my day is smiling in the face of my editor in chief(supervisor of each department)as he approves my material for publishing and he usually does.Very rarely do I have to stay after hours or work with an assistant "deskee"(another sports writer that gets to invade the primary writer's world on an assignment).
CODEColt45 1 year ago
When I go home I do things that give me a kick like everyone else and one of them is using my writing training,skills and over all superiority to embarass and frustrated mild tarded fail-wads like you lol.I mean its not like any of this stuff is going to get back to the editor right?lol.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
2.This is the way I write when I am speed typing and thinking.Do you really think I spend an hour sitting up trying to figure out a comeback to one of your mini mouse little weak rants?Hell no,the moment I read the pubescent and whiny crap that you jot down Im already thinking up a response and Iam typing as Im thinking.....its what professional writers do.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
Ofcourse you wouldnt know a thing or 3 about being professional in anything lol,so what the hell am I telling you for huh?Now ofcourse when on the job I have to edit and proof read and make corrections but see there is where you miss the joke because its on you.To make grammatically and puntually correct means to respect not your work but who you are sending it to for evaluation or reading material.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
So then what does this tell us about my typing in relation to you?.........you guessed MuffinBoy I dont respect you lol.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
3.True but how many people can say they have a world famous Hollywood accomplished actress as their sibling who is also a millionaire and not yet 30 years old?Hmm?You certainly cant.Your sister is probably working at the local Pickadilly selling cellphone covers at a vendor stand lmao.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
I also can matter of factly say that she being my sister I get alot of perks that fags like you dont including free hotel,air fare,expensive gifts(like the set of porsche's she claims she's fishing for for me and he fiance this Christmas) and most of all admission and invitations to special VIP events such as O I dunno......next year's Academy Awards maybe?lol.O my life is so much better then yours and yes while petty I can say that and yawn with a smirk on my face behind it with ease.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
4.Simply put because we own YOU and have the important parts of the world by the balls economically and militarily.Your government only tags along behind us because they are afraid of being on our bad side lol.Blaire was the sponge puppet of Western Europe when we was in office lol.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
5.pls noob we kicked your asses in the Revolutionary war and then again in 1812 when you wanted some more ass kicking on the sea.Then we turned around and saved your pathetic asses in World War 1 and 2 when Kietal and Hitler were trench bombing and blitzkreiging the shit out of you and London lol.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
England was onyl powerful back in the pre-industrial age before most nations had assembly line facilities and tactics to mass produce their own weapons,by the time the end of the 19th century came around we were well onto you tea and crumpet eaters and put you in your place where you rightfully deserved to be.....back in merry old England with the Welfare queen lol.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
You got kicked out of India,Africa,China(Hong Kong) and America just to name a few.The only reason the Irish cant get away from your little piss n proper posing asses is because there is not enough distance between them and the UK to kill your troops as they approach the coast.The poor IRA didnt have enough explosives either.Boohoo for them.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
6.Well luckily we have differing theories on what it means to own someone and as long as I am sending you back to the drawing board nursing you boos boos with 5 flameages(posts) to your one Im confident that I am owning you liek a blade of grass on some old trick's front lawn.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
7.Im winning and am going to win because I am calmest when typing derrogatory statements about people that are obviously agitated by what I say to them lol.So please keep giving me the fuel to burn you with and I will certainly keep using it Theodore.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 You will on day have the epiphany u so badly need that life is just a ride and when u choose to go on it u think it's real cos that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around n around, it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?"
killuminatiTOS 1 year ago
And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we … kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok …
killuminatiTOS 1 year ago
But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.
killuminatiTOS 1 year ago
Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.
GET A GRIP U MATERIALISTIC TROL.
killuminatiTOS 1 year ago
Lmao wtf are you talking about fruit fag?Your rhetoric makes about as much sense as your screen name lol,ZERO!You sound like some half tarded version of Dr.Suess trying to recite a Shakessphere script .You impress nooen but yourself with that poetic-injustice sounding horse crap lol.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
Go have a coke,a smile and shut the fuck up nubshit if I want a bitch to smooth talk me I'll go to your mom tonight and pull my pants down.Yea thats right you NOBODY I cant talk shit cause my family and sister is rich and I have a good career doing what I love...how about you dip stick?Your weak minded ass probably couldnt break wind with a basebat your such a faggot lol.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
Yea thats rights shit stub look at me,look at Meagan Good,look at our success look at me pointing fingers and laughing childishly at those poorer and less fortunete then me like you and your worthless family because I can,look at the expensive sports car Im about to get for Christmas,look at the women I could have if I wanted more than one(which I dont Im engaged lol),
CODEColt45 1 year ago
look at how beautiful southern California is from atop Billy Crystal's 22 million dollar mansion in beverly Hills(Yes I was just there last month for a celebrity party).Look at all of this Im soooo much better than you you ugly poor person hahahahaha!O tell me can you read my future faggot?Am I going to hell for my transgressions?Awww too bad.....fuck you and what you think lol.Whats wrong little boy?
CODEColt45 1 year ago
Did mommy drop the bar of soap in the tub water while wiping your ass and then drown trying to get it back out?Whats up your ass?besides your preist's hand that he used to sodomize and sexually molest you with huh?Go your hoboken,lame sounding,square ass to Mcdonalds an order a happy meal,when your finished with the coke go out to the street and step in front of a frieght truck and die peeing on yourself you loser.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
Your a nobody,Im a somebody nah nah nee boo boo(tongue sticks out as I twiddle my thumbs in my ears taunting you lol).Did you know that Meagan and Kim Kardishian are like best friends?Infact at a dinner party last year at the Beverly Hills Hilton I kissed Kim on the cheek in a freindly way but boy was she soft to touch for those few seconds,I wish I could have fucked her but hey my lips and body got a lot closer to her then most dudes including your stankin' ass ever will.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
Ahh the advantages of having famous and wealthy relatives is meeting other famous and wealthy mother fuckers.I've been close enough to Bill Gates to slap him int he back of his head if I wanted too...he was at last summer's Comic Con festival in San Diego.Your not important you dont do or have anyone special in your life..........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
CODEColt45 1 year ago
8.In the meanwhile go pay you tea,property and fresh air tax while MI-6 monitors your every move on the CCTV camera 3 feet away from your front porch you royal subject lol.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45
have you ever heard of a superiority complex?
in regards to history...we gave independance to all countries apart from america(who needed the help of the french to kick us out)
what happend in the only war you were in that we wernt? oh yeah kicked out by a load of asian farmers and peasents
you spend so much time on youtube talking about your amazing lifestyle on behalf of your c list sister and you assume you have a better life than me...when you have no clue who i am...
DrHabbs 1 year ago
@DrHabbs
i am finished talking to you now because you have no idea of what wit is you think wit is just insulting someone showing the world how much of an idiot you are but because you are rich you belive your better than everyone else (i guess thats the culture you were raised in) but in fact you remain ignorant to the fact that nearly everyone who reads your comments will think that you are a twat...
who cares who your sister who stared in SAW V is...
my gran is queen liz so :)
good day sir
x
DrHabbs 1 year ago
@DrHabbs lol have you ever heard of penis envy?For a man with a dick as small as yours I'd imagine that you have.You didnt give anything to anyone you little tramp,most of the nations took it.In 1997 the Chinese said get the fuck out of Hong kong and thats what you did,hastely.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
The only reason you tea drinkers abandoned other areas that you had invaded was because you knew as modern technology and economic structure advanced into the 20th century you simply couldnt hold all of those nations with the little man power that you had.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
You tried to make a fancy term for running before they could kick your wimpy asses called "granting independence" but the truth was you scrubs were duped and hoping like hell that those regions you violated wouldnt decide to retaliate on Great Britain militarily.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 again you try sooooo hard that you fail at comebacks, like did your father who molested you as a child and who thought you that beer and guns were your only friends help you with those? lol kid i murder you with one paragraph you have to write a bible to come at me, try again fagol
BLOOD1MONEY 1 year ago
wow did you really duck and dodge me for 4 hours after the last spanking I gave you to come back with that halftarded crap that you just said lol?Did I wait around for this?Thats like a kid waiting for mom to com backs with Domino's pizza and she brings a Mcdonalds Happy Meal instead lol FAIL.I cant decide if you are more lamely incredible or incredibly lame with pretarded rantings rofl.So my father "thought" me beer and guns?Hmm I didnt know you could "think" that up.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
Im gonna buy you a spell check program for Christmas.And what does my freinds helping me with guns and beer have to do with anything?O Im sorry was that yet another sad attempt by you to be a comedian.Lmao,the sad part is it looks liek the harder you try thae harder fail.Thus far the only thing you've succeeded at is proving why little boys should have internet time limits.Your brain must be depraced of oxygen,get some sleep tramp.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
The fact that you phonies deteriorated was proved when the Nazi's ran over Europe in a matter of months and bombed the living shit out of London lol.Without us you were fighting a losing battle in the air and eventually the wermacht would have been high boot stomping right into London once they got done killing off all the jews in Paris and Poland lol.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
Your some lucky bastards thats all you are.The queen would have been kissing Heinrich Himmler's ass as he sat on her throne eating sauerkraut lol...and probably yanking Yosef Guerbels dick with her hand at the same time.The only time anyone gave so much as a damn about your shit country following WW2 was after that arabian cock sucking whore Diana became one with that concrete pillar and smashed up Mercedes Benz in the Paris tunnel lmao.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
And for the record we killed over 2 million Viet Kong and those other gooks during the Vietnam war and we only lost 50,000.The only reason we pulled out of Nam was because the news media influenced the mind of the American public that then pu pressure on washington to stop dropping napalm on the little rice eating gooks and their villages lol.Catch a clue Opie.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
Yea lmao you wish she was a C list actress haha,infact you wish anyone in your shit for nothing family so much as a Z list anything.I wouldnt say that an accomplished actress that rings in about 2 million dollars annually,has two motion picture dramas in post production and is in talks with 20th century fox involving a 4 million dollar contract to play a real life movie roll as the late R&B superstar Aaliyah(died in plane crash 2001)in a biopic about her life can be considered C anything?
CODEColt45 1 year ago
I certainly dont think since my sister has been listed by ASK MEN,Maxim,and Rolling Stone as one of the top 100 most beautiful people(celebrities) in the world since 2006 that she is C list.Like I said,keep dreamin scrub.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
And O Im sorry are you jealous?Ofcourse you are......you know the funny thing is I have always had the option of moving to Malibu and letting her buy me a house like she did our mother,she gave me the option of living off of her success but as a man I didnt take it,I was determined and still am to make my own way,although I do still enjoy the advantage of having a relatively well known and well off sister.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
I wouldnt suppose you or your father would know a thing or 3 about what it means to be a man seeing that your a whiny little cunt that gets fucked almost everyday for opening your pussy lips where they werent welcome(which means you probably took after him lol).
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45
your sis is hot as fuck il give you that...ive actualy had a wank over her...i just wish i was the movie producer she had to suck off to get her big break cus from what i saw in saw 5 she wouldnt have got anywhere on tallent...
clearly you have no clue about modern history(something i do know shit about)
DrHabbs 1 year ago
@DrHabbs lol yea using that magnifying glass to even find your tiny weinie when you dropped your pants was hard enough as I might imagine.Then you had to use tweezers in order to jack off to her pictures cause your hands were to big to grab ahold of it lmao.So we have established that you jack off celebrity pics of established famous women that you could never touch with a 10 foot pole lol......that is not surprising.What is surprising is that you'd be dumb enough to admit it.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
And Im sure in your Harry pottered nerdum you THINK you know something I dont but you can keep your wanna be antics because I have nothing to learn from a dumb,geeky and especially POOR person lol.As eminem once told us at MTV Award after party lmao......the best thing to do with bums and bitches is not be one of them lol.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
Good advice.Just between me and you,I can tell you from being on the inside,even celebs that front with humanitarian aid work like Sean Penn and George Clooney talk about you 9-5 check by check living scrubs liek dogs when there are only other rich and famous people around lol.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
They they dont hate you cause your poor but because all you faggots do is cry about the privledged rich instead of getting off your worthless asses and doing something about it.Truth to thought most rich people hate you chump change making noobs as much as you hate them...only difference is the bank account size haha!Sylvester Stallone had me,Meg and Billy Crystal cracking up at one party he was like "all these goofy fuckin kids came up and asked me to buy them something in Mcdonalds.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
I said:Im tryin to get my daughter a Happy Meal,if you want one go ask your dad cause Im not him...and then they walked away all sad.....ahh fuck em' "Hahaha!Im telling conversatiosn like this go on all day in rich society they be straight roastin on you shit sticks especially whent hey get drunk lol.I've seen famous people rail on nobodies like you that i didnt even think were like that.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
Everyone from Anne Hathaway to Yolanda Adams.Mila Kunis was like "All these people want to add me as their freind on face book..........YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME MOTHER FUCKER!" lol lol.We are so weary of you losers and I love being the spokesperson on youtube to shove you prissy little faces in your boo boo's and make you cry about it lol.And go somewhere and learn how to spell LONLINESS you illiterate fag,as isolated of a dork as you are you should know the ins and outs of that word very well.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
Btw noone cares about athletes from little gay Euro sports clubs that like 1/100th of the world knows the names of lol.And you will read this and be back for more the same way you did this time and said you wouldnt lol because I already told you your a tool and tools like to get used.....its what they were made for(much like your momma lol.)OWNED.........again.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 shut the fuck up! Lets face it your a fucking nobody, you only have met famous people, your not going to be remembered for anything, if you were that special you would not be spending all your time typing tonnes of coments on one video all day. Your comments are not witty by the way.
do you see Eminem posting on youtube videos bragging how great he is and how worthless everyone else is? no because he doesn't need to with all the fans he has. you do because you want to be noticed.
IL0veMoz 1 year ago
ahh,Dear Lord I would like to thank you for sending me yet another nerd nut to crack,thank you for blessing me with a steady stream of loser/hater E-geeks to put down for my own personal amusement.Im blessed,Amen.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
lol,from the looks of things YOU need to spend all or atleast most of your time getting "Hooked on Phoniecs" nub because when you spell simple English words such as "Tons" and "Comments" like you flunked kindergarten I seriously doubt you can make a success effort to teach me a lesson or pretty much teach anything lol.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
And yes my little shit magnet,I know your jealous,lots are.The places and events I've been invited to would hardly allow cum swallowing maggots like you to even mop the floors when everyone left and the lights were turned off haha!And seeing that I work for ESPN and have a famous and rich sister.......lets just say......between the two of us if the word "NOBODY" had a choice in the matter....I'd bet dollar and nickel that it would ask you out on a date first haha!
CODEColt45 1 year ago
and again all you lower level maggots need to know about most rich and famous is that that hate you and wish you would die hahaha!Watch what happens if eugenics gets authorized and they start manufacturing humans instead of giving birth to them.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 I've just read your profile....It turns out that "Owning" people on the internet is literally a hobby of yours! LMAO I'd like to see what you're like in person...... cannot believe how fucking pathetic you are!
Projectrez 1 year ago
@Projectrez I know aint it fabulous?Swatting down bitch ass white nerds that aint gonna do nothing about it but sit there and take it like a person annihilating an annoying fruit fly buzzing around watermelon lol.Yup Im pro at this son,number one cause I hurt weak people's feelings all the time(much like the doctors hurt your momma's feelings whent hey suggested that you should be aborted before birth) and number 2 cause Im black.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
Hey go figure,its what we do,white trash like you dont even come close to being a challenge lmao.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
Dirty,ugly and dumb tomato cans like you will cease to exist on this planet.The minumum wage jobs will be performed by machines and computers in replacement of the bum level and second class citezen.We will repe the benefits of living lavishly on Earth forever while the inferior cretin like your whore mother cease to exist.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 Yeah you carry on talking shite!
IL0veMoz 1 year ago
@IL0veMoz uhuh and as I do Ill continue to make sure the fece's go down the toilet......better known as your open mouth lol.
From the "shite" you talk though,it appears that you like to recycle.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 you don't even know how much money i get. or what job.
IL0veMoz 1 year ago
@IL0veMoz Yea your monkey paw chirping ass probably doesnt even have one lol.I know this........Im ALOT better own financially and materially then you.
CODEColt45 1 year ago