@fanbid Actually, This episode is just called "Polymorph" from Season 3, the first appearance of the creature. For some reason I, too, thought this episode was called Emohawk: Polymorph 2 , for the longest time, until I until I did some searching on google, youtube and wiki. Polymorph 2 is in Season VI, and is very funny, but not as funny as this one.
When I first watch polymorph, I laughed so hard I pulled a muscle and still couldn't stop laughing, but then I couldn't breathe either. I thought I was going to LITERALLY die laughing.
@vlunney omg im a huge star trek fan...i just wished they once did something like this on TOS or a kirk/spock kiss like they did with rimmer/lister, then and only then my life would be complete...
it wasnt an emohawk it was just a polymorph, an emohawk is spayed at birth and half domesticated where as this was just a wild polymorph but yeah it came back in series 6
i've always been a big fan of red dwarf & i remember watching this scene when it originally aired on tv & i was only about 9 yrs old & i found it so funny!! even though that polymorph scared the shit out of me as a kid when it popped out!
BBC video with adverts on it... wtf?!
hoarp001 1 month ago 2
Well I can't say I'm totally shocked.....
Best Line EVER!!!
leftcoaster67 1 month ago
crap quality though !! :(
lauzzadoyley 2 months ago
Oh my. ^.~ What a thing to walk in on. Haha
storytyme12 3 months ago
the Polymorph reminds me of Alien and in fact this episode is based on the film dose anybody agree?
busterboy6011 3 months ago
@busterboy6011 that's whats its meant to be
a parody of the film alien
cole003f 1 month ago
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busterboy6011 3 months ago
1:45 what the SNAKE is going on?
MrLyosea 6 months ago
@MrLyosea its what the SMEG is goin on lol!
kittygal1809 5 months ago
One of the best scenes!!
Stolemyusename 7 months ago
I heard that the audience found this scene so funny that they didn't stop laughing for about 10 minutes.
SouthPark4Evea 7 months ago 2
2 people are missing their sanity.
UrtySyringe 8 months ago
it's like emohawk
coolcole025 9 months ago
@coolcole025 well no shit. the episode is called polymorph:emohawk 2
fanbid 7 months ago
@fanbid Actually, This episode is just called "Polymorph" from Season 3, the first appearance of the creature. For some reason I, too, thought this episode was called Emohawk: Polymorph 2 , for the longest time, until I until I did some searching on google, youtube and wiki. Polymorph 2 is in Season VI, and is very funny, but not as funny as this one.
thoomolong 6 months ago
1:32 Did anyone else notice the underpants on the bed? xD
Hlutev 9 months ago 5
@Hlutev YES. I love red dwarf but damn that detail annoyed me for years.
nosrep09 4 months ago
"HELP ME, PLEASE!!!" X''D
KrytenMark 10 months ago
2 people got "bonked" by kryten
doctorwholover1993 10 months ago
ROTFL
HammerBirchgrove 10 months ago
classic.
aussieosbourne 11 months ago
This is what television was invented for, a classic of science fiction and British comedy!!!
DoctorPretorious616 11 months ago
I laughed so much that I had to go run and get my inhaler
vixeyt 1 year ago
@ 1:31 kryten says the boxers arent there and you here them change but they're actually on the bed to the left :P
iantubeyou12321 1 year ago
There are two things wrong about this:-
1) Listie would rather eat dog shit, than eat ANY salad.
2) Listie's No.1 fear ( Janet Street Porter), has more teeth than shown.
johnpetermalcolm 1 year ago
well I can't say I'm totally shocked. :L
scottyboywan 1 year ago 2
2 people were laughing so much they accidently pressed the dislike button
dementedducky934 1 year ago 7
I have always LOVED Red Dwarf, from the very start when it first aired.
But why do I find this sooo much funnier today than I did all those years ago?
Oh, I think it's time to get the old DVD's out again!
DwaynettaDibbley 1 year ago 2
When I first watch polymorph, I laughed so hard I pulled a muscle and still couldn't stop laughing, but then I couldn't breathe either. I thought I was going to LITERALLY die laughing.
OldeVampyr 1 year ago 2
A A A A A A A um errr........
ZADER4427 1 year ago
That really should have happened to Rimmer just so we can see Chris Barrie's facial expressions!
Gallifrey103 1 year ago
You think i aint got nothing better to do then sit around waiting for you to serve chicken chasseure in a stool bucket?
davidbrianfisher 1 year ago 2
how did barrie keep from laughing his ass off? you would NEVER see this on star trek!:)
vlunney 1 year ago 6
@vlunney Patrick Stewart is a Red Dwarf viewer himself, he said he wished they could do stuff like this on TNG.
ShadowSonic2 1 year ago
@vlunney omg im a huge star trek fan...i just wished they once did something like this on TOS or a kirk/spock kiss like they did with rimmer/lister, then and only then my life would be complete...
Melleina 1 year ago
@Melleina What about doing the Kramer/Jerry kiss with Kirk and Spock?
ShadowSonic2 1 year ago
'...Well, I can't say I'm totally shocked!'
slinkhard84 1 year ago 9
One of my favourite red dwarf scenes - love it!!!
Jezabellexxxx 1 year ago 3
you'll bonk anything wont you lister!
alexander25rugg 1 year ago 5
The shrinking underpants gave me stitches!
LOL
charliesut 1 year ago 7
I love this scene so much!
Rikairiify 1 year ago
MY BOXERS ARE ALIVE MAN!
Oh, god. Not spam. AHH! lol.
akaDracoMafoy1 2 years ago
one of the best episodes. Polymorph 2: One of the worst!
BlackpeopleLOL 2 years ago
Which Season or series is this from
Over9000Wolf 2 years ago
3 or 4 think
prettyprincessanime 2 years ago
Thanx man Greatest BRITISH COMEDY SERIES OF ALL TIME!!!
Over9000Wolf 2 years ago 3
Season 3, episode 3 "Polymorth"
georgeowain 2 years ago
Well I can't say I'm totally shocked.... you'll bonk anything Lister!
GreenFont 2 years ago 8
ROFL!!!
Madgefilmsinc2 2 years ago
lol its hilarious.
Good old times before crappy reality shows destroyed tv.
Mack786 2 years ago 113
This comment has received too many negative votes show
who makes tv shows of crapping
MeIsArtTickYouLet 2 years ago
I agree!
akaDracoMafoy1 2 years ago
When I first saw this, I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe...classic...
juicyXD 2 years ago 3
theres some shows that get less funny everytime you watch them and red dwarf aint one them. Infact i think it gets funnier each time you watch. XD
stebsie 2 years ago 6
im the 100th person to rate this hilarios piece of footage 5 stars
daleksfearthewhovian 2 years ago 2
"You'll BONK anything won't you Lister!"
The way he says 'bonk' is hilarious
moonducky92 2 years ago 10
so did the emohawk come back
Dinobot2468 2 years ago
it wasnt an emohawk it was just a polymorph, an emohawk is spayed at birth and half domesticated where as this was just a wild polymorph but yeah it came back in series 6
DoctorRambo1986 2 years ago
Cat: "Oh No; it's taken all my cool! It's taken all my style!! What's it turned me into?!...I gotta have a mirror...."
"Dwayne Dibbley?? Dwayne Dibbley??!!...Aaaaagghh!!!!"
bluecollarcanuck 2 years ago 3
except it is a prop, not a real polymorph
MeIsArtTickYouLet 2 years ago
well i cant say im totally shocked lol =)
Pellark 2 years ago 4
lol!
beachlvr28 2 years ago
Best show ever! lol
Goody1525 2 years ago
This scene could only be topped when they meet the emohawk and it turns the Cat back into Dwayne Dibbley!
bluecollarcanuck 2 years ago 6
I can open bottles with my overbite!
odin6616 2 years ago
I love that one...lol...I can open bottles with my overbite!!!LOL :)
spongebob9314 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
OMG this one of my all time favourite scenes....especially the part with Kryten getting those shorts off Lister. A smegging classic!!! lol
Jazeraussiecrazed 3 years ago
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Jazeraussiecrazed 3 years ago
I saw this episode for the first time the other day and this bit nearly made me wet myself, lol!
SkeletonInABanana2 3 years ago 3
I like when the lil' sausage sneezes from the pepper :)
Thastidyinnih 3 years ago 9
one of the best red dwarf scenes ever and one of the best episodes too
onestringguitar 3 years ago 54
@onestringguitar Polymorph 2 was the best episode!
ocall1919 1 year ago
The most classic scene in RD history!!! HAHAHA! I can't hold in my laughter any longer at 1:07. I know it's sick, but it's so funny!!!!
chantallylace 3 years ago 4
omg i laughed so hard when i first saw this vid its so wrong but it is the best
JDluva93 3 years ago 4
Still a winner. I LOL when I first watched it and I still do. Wicked funny
smokeyquartz17 3 years ago 2
lmfao
madbiker53 3 years ago 2
i've always been a big fan of red dwarf & i remember watching this scene when it originally aired on tv & i was only about 9 yrs old & i found it so funny!! even though that polymorph scared the shit out of me as a kid when it popped out!
SchneidersRammgirl 3 years ago 3
This is my favourite of my favourite episode in all of Red Dwarf history.
Red Dwarf for life!
twentythreedoves 3 years ago 3
Funniest bit of Red Drawf ever, god i wish they would bring it back...
leaman474 3 years ago 8
Chris Barrie (Rimmer) had to wait for 2-3 hours before he could say his lines (The audience was laughing so hard for so long).
SPeacock 3 years ago 5
To be honest i can actually believe that!
slinky270306 3 years ago 4
ALL TIME FUNNY SHIT!
avideogameplayer 3 years ago 7
This comment has received too many negative votes show
a bit gross i'd say.
hangeygirl 3 years ago
dis scene is so funny :-D
Abelgreen 3 years ago
Ah I miss this show. Best show on TV.
fubar123456 3 years ago 8
why don't they bring it back?
graveeking 3 years ago 2
They were going to do a movie, but it ran into complications and eventually cancelled it.
Semajer 3 years ago 2
that would be extreamly painful...
xxXCoJackXxx 3 years ago
So funny!
GiratinaofFury 3 years ago
total classic scene... love it in the one where he kisses the bug. lol
El Bog
Fennias 3 years ago
This just shows that Red Dwarf is the best comedy. And if people don't like it then they can smegging-well smeg off, the smegging smeggy smeg heads!
MsipmsonW 3 years ago 3
can't agree with you more there, undoubtably the funniest red dwarf scene ever amde
HodgiPodgi 3 years ago 10
"can't agree with you more there, undoubtably the funniest red dwarf scene ever amde "
One of the funniest scenes in any comedy ever made imo.
BeforeTheNoose 3 years ago 3
best red dwarf scene ever
hungryhog1 4 years ago 7
"You seriously like them that hot, sir?!" Classic Kryten.
TheStoryWriter 4 years ago 9
@TheStoryWriter "IT'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!!" XD
KrytenMark 10 months ago
thank thank thanjk you
LittleRedFox1991 4 years ago