Monty Python - The man who is alternately rude and polite

[ventril0quist]

@kafata1 ponce not puntz

[ZeroCeroTV]

Reminds me of sky rim a little bit? passive aggressive vendors haha

[kafata1]

"Per pound, you slimy trollop? What kind of a puntz are you?"

[SavatageBeast]

per pound ya slimey trollop, what kind of a ponce are you?

[InebriatedGalvatron]

this would be perfect for confusing trolls

[smileyviecherry]

we need a subtitle for this one..

[caderarms]

And I'd care to purchase some stuffing in addition please.

Use your own you great poffy ponagger,.......

excuse me? what is it now you great pillock looooooooooool

[Tennis599]

SKETCH NOT SKIT!!!!! 

[RailRoadLogic]

I love this skit so much

[mattboy1152]

Ya think I should do this at McDonald's when I start there?

[3dk4yProductionz]

@mattboy1152 and if possible post a video of the results

[melikehardstylez]

What an amazing vocabulary! :D what i wouldnt give to have such a wide selection of swear words

[AmazingMagicDude]

thank you says the great queen like a ladida poofta

[NyantheMan64]

'trollop'

epic british insult

[rncskagez]

trolling British version

[TotalJargon]

@rncskagez us Brits pretty much invented trolling :3

[mindlesspup]

funny how the scene starts with a beef poster and he buys a chicken.....

[maneater96]

1500 comment

[SimplyClouded]

"Oh thank you says the great Queen like a lardy dardy poofter". My new insult.

[IPlayUltimateFrisbee]

-Good morning, I'd care to purchase a chicken, please.

*Don't come here with that posh talk you nasty, stuck-up twit.

-I beg your pardon?

*A chicken, sir. Certainly.

[gypolike]

the dislike button is as short as voltermolts nose

[mjdayetube]

89 people are slimy trollops.

[IAmebAdger]

Pilluck! Haven't actually heard it used outside of Youtube...

[Lily44444444]

@IAmebAdger you not from england then?

[IAmebAdger]

@Lily44444444 Nope, I've mainly made contact with British swear words through the British Let's Play community here... in real life everybody's so nice and well-behaved :P

[Lily44444444]

@IAmebAdger lol not here they aint and i wouldnt call that a swear word ;p

[fosterslover]

Just once in my life I want to be insulted by an Englishman

[SenLinFu]

@fosterslover The Monty Python guys can insult me anytime.

[VrgniaMailman]

I've heard of split personalities, but he is ridiculous!! LOL Thanks for posting this, aioros83. By the way, what on earth does "aioros" signify??

[FireCrotch74]

tough titty if it did you nasty spotted prancer.

[WhatRooster]

...He'd be amazing at the good cop bad cop routine...

[BreanaMikaut282]

erm Im a student living by herself

[Austyg]

---Eric Idle: "Oh, 'thank you' says the great queen like a la-di-da poofter."

---Ashton Moore: "Buuurn!"

'nuff said.

[chuckiejay]

@Austyg I like what you did there.

[Austyg]

@chuckiejay ... :) *snick* theng you ;)

[Roronoa2zoro]

British cussing is so much better than any other xD

[ThomasMFilms]

@Roronoa2zoro You do know that British people NOW don't use them.

Fuck is very popular.

[Roronoa2zoro]

@ThomasMFilms I know, but i think that's a crying shame.

"British cussing WAS so much better than any other xD"

That better?

[jeffreydebra1]

Genius!

[madscientist90]

"Tough titty". I'm going to use that more often in a sentence.

"I just had a bad day at work today."

"Tough titty if you did."

[45L31K]

Danm, i need subtitles..

[tomservo56954]

Tough titty if you like or dislike this video, you nasty spotty prancers!

[Gool349]

this video is certainly delightful....OH MAN THIS SI FAKE AND GAY IM SO HITTING DISLIKED...especially when he chanegs his mind all the time i laughed a lot...THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE A TROLL WHO GOT FUCKED IN THE NOSE...im in a rather good mood right now

[mishasan134]

What's a "la-dee-dah pooftah"? o3o

[07HarleyQuinn]

@mishasan134 I think you can translate that by "faggot"

[mishasan134]

@07HarleyQuinn Oh yeah :3 thanks a lot.

[SenLinFu]

@mishasan134 I thought that it was something like 'snobbish fag' but not sure though.

[mishasan134]

@SenLinFu Sounds like it :3 anyway, it's a very nice way to say it. It even sounds a bit pretty, not insulting.

[SuperMegaUberGenius]

ha...

ha...

2011 still omg

[lovemywolfie]

Oh thank you says the great queen like a la de da poofta!

[codygladue]

OMG that was hilarious

[HeadBangerAust]

I'm doing this in public next time for shits and giggles lol

[MrWingedDeath]

S'funny, because these insults make complete sense to me, and although I'm British, I find it hard to think people find these odd? :)

[BlackDiamondXx]

@MrWingedDeath agreed, and I'm American haaha, just because my parents introduced me to Monty Python when i was like 6

[corycousins42]

"Slimy Trollup" is definitely going to be used very soon!

[missemilyjd]

oh thank you says the great queen like a la di da poofter !

[quizmaster85]

87 people are completely poofy ponces!

87 people preferred to dislike this video.

[joshgret]

Monty Pythons are gods! I do dry humor too i love it. see my channel!

[bthughes737]

If you don't like this, then you're an bug-brained, mule-kissing dipstick!...

Well, we're all entitled to our own tastes...

Drop dead, you bedouin transvestites!...

To each his own...

[ClareRocioeo535]

well Do you want to see how far I'll go for you? nothing is too crazy

[Veggieman87]

I love these quickie sketches. One of Python's finest achievements.

[Ant57fr]

@Veggieman87 Definitely. This one is a masterpiece of comic writing. And on top of it the acting is perfect.

[3rsliz]

To fully enhance your foul language please visit our whore-hoard.. I mean Office, which is next to the Ministry of Silly Walks.

[bfs1888]

you don't have to like america, just stay put where you are, and shut up

[Slice1985]

Intelligent people on YouTube? What a pleasant surprise.

[christiaanjoseph12]

xx i fancy all of you now xx

[christiaanjoseph12]

xx

[AlphaWolfLulu88]

Tough titty. Lmao.

[Jem93rocks]

0:44-0:57 killed me...then brought me back to life.

[wigster600]

something like this in america it would be on at 9pm in uk it would be on at 6pm, so much for their free country /trollface

[Latiasbrother]

@wigster600 It's the FCC's fault.

[aboopasha]

anupaster

[Kotsuso]

The 85 people who Disliked this clip came back and Liked it immediately afterwards.

[RHLoony]

"Oh, thank you says the great queen like a la-de-da-poofta!"

[ShadowRSonic]

Good ol' British humour without the fart jokes, sexist jokes, racist jokes and sexual jokes.

[KAmilkshakeP]

Tough titty if it did, you nasty spotted prancer!

[Evertide05]

Imagine this guy on Opposite Day.

[wihedoserth]

Thumbs up if your British insult vocabulary seems empty after watching this video

[faceless58]

@wihedoserth /watch?v=H0cJBEMiN1c - you're welcome

[L0rdDavid]

I love the ways people on old British TV shows insult each other.

[MsScarletFeather]

Wth is a la-de-da pofta?

[Silberdachs]

@MsScarletFeather:

'la-de-da' = London slang, typically denoting something pretentious, expensive and showy.

"Look at 'er, all dolled up in 'er la-de-da dress"

pofta (spelt pooftah) = an effeminate homosexual

[MsScarletFeather]

@Silberdachs Thank you.

[9CrystalDragon2]

0:34 X'D hahahaha

[cosycleaner]

Can't breathe for laughing - like a great queen...

[666marezy666]

love it

[cnaptakmockba]

this is a brilliant sketch, total shit it is

[isbird100]

Hey....Is that the teacher from the original willi wonka?

[amoskowitz0103]

@isbird100 No it's not. But Eric Idol does look alot like him now that you mention it - and his mannerisms are quite close as well.

[Gabrielvogel]

Thats me...

[TheRichardHinckley]

It's nice how the joke stops when it's done instead of being dragged out for five minutes.

[BucketTribute]

@TheRichardHinckley I agree, that's the problem for today's comedy sketches.

[jesselee42]

When I worked in a retail store, every single day I thought of doing this to customers.

[lukeshdoesntknow]

@L1CKMY4S5UCKMYD1CK Your comment made me lose faith in humanity.

[kerrigor778]

@L1CKMY4S5UCKMYD1CK ... I hope you never have kids, and if you do, let me know, I'll be standing by your gf/wife/hooker with a noose as she gives birth, I hope you have a nice day

[bgdancer100]

@L1CKMY4S5UCKMYD1CK Learn to spell, hippy.

[SmilingProtoss]

Monty Python are a bunch of sorry heap of parrot droppings, Monty Python are amazing.

[brotherjames10]

I fucking hate this show! This show is absolutely amazing.

[penisfuckeye]

I acted like this at my 1st job, not on purpose, I just hated working at SUBWAY so much.

[Trex100]

I love the way Palin says "Alternately" and his face at that moment (and just after).

[Himaryous]

@Trex100 That's cuz he was an adorable man in his day. Roowwrr.

[MomoTheBellyDancer]

What a load of crap! I wish I could watch this wonderful piece of comedy every day.

[MrDhoobs1]

84 people went to this guys butchers

[fraternihilius]

ya great pillock

[TheAutumnSolstice]

i love british insults they make no sense xD

[jamson95]

"Tough titty if it did you nasty spotted prancer." I actually fell of my chair laughing.

[drriderchic]

this utterly hilarious!! this ol' chap is a genius!

[AtticWarrior1994]

Reminds me of myself sometimes. :P

[CSavageSr]

You nasty spotted prancer. Classic.  I am laughing too hard to type.

[EastCoast225]

"What is is now you great pillock?", "Use your own you great poovy po nagger!", "Don't come in hear with that posh talk you nasty stuck up twit!", "Per pound you slimy trollop, what kind of a ponce are you?!", Oh 'thank you' say the great queen like a la dee da puffta!"LOFL!

[Ermal8711]

Im pretty sure this had to be one of their worst skits...

[WolfgangVonPoserkila]

@Ermal8711 yeah and its still entertaining. Shows how quality the show was.

[azzz999m]

can any one please write down the words they said, i'm trying to learn english and its sound good

[mongoose704]

84 vacuous snot nosed twits in their great wisdom and intelligence hate this worthless pile of utter comedic genius.

[TheRogueOne1985]

this is bloody awful lol

[TheTechnoToast]

this sketch is the most revolting, ridiculous piece of sh** I've ever seen

I love this sketch so much! It's the best piece of footage I've ever seen

[gimmealiteracola]

This is the best Monty Python sketch

[TheScarfaceNinja]

I clicked the like button and then the dislik button.....what i too have that disease.

[BioYuGi]

Poofter might be my favorite British insult.

[Lemon77UG]

@BioYuGi: Especially when it's preceded by lardydar.

[mrspivvy]

you nasty spotted prancer

[tarporley2947]

who does this remind you of tarporley co-op!!!!!!

[jfsalaba]

JoshJepson sent me.

[Unitronus]

And that is the proper way of offending people. Since a simple "F*** You" is not enough, you need to turn your opponents inside out with a volley of silly intertwining shit-wrenched bugge -booger pie-faced horse dropping flavors of hurtful words.

To fully enhance your foul language please visit our whore-hoard.. I mean Office, which is next to the Ministry of Silly Walks.

[templemathewsprods]

Okay, this is a scream. Might I suggest DWI ITALIAN? Give it a go. You will LYAO

[Poppenhuis]

Hahahaha :D

[Caleb9849]

Tough titty if ya did!

[TehGodLord]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[rustybuckets07]

I hate this clip..it's lovely

[53MAJ]

@rustybuckets07 321 likes!

[ShanesAutos]

@rustybuckets07 dont come here with that attitude you stupid gimp....you seem like a nice person wanna be my friend.? :L

[wiggawiggum]

@rustybuckets07

hehehe :-D

[GnarlyBones]

He's half Canadian!

[StephanieSpardaXD]

"Oh thank you says the great queen like a big La di da di poof ta!!"......Lol

[Sirenhound]

All the comments I have read here don't seem to be following the theme of the video. They are a little more one-sided.

[pappabuljo]

Oh, this is an insult competition? I see. You are all a bunch of cockeyed rabbitlf.ckers whos mothers wears second hand chlothing and reeks of penis.

[iGirlify]

@FilmsBooksandGames i love that movie

[PREDISGOD]

81ppl are prancers.



[999Phineas]

What is it now you great pillock?

[Chandersson25]

What is a pooftah?

[woopetywoopwoop]

@Chandersson25 Its a gay person. A poof.

[ericprice1234]

These are better insults than what we hear these days.

[ErnilEnNaur]

This sketch is a bucket of poor quality gasoline!

My, what a lovely little sketch!

Who would possibly like this pseudo-intellectual slimy drivel-filled video?

You've go to admire the brains that went into this!

I've had enough of this retarded poop-sucking sketch!

Oh, I do like this and we'll be watching it repeatedly!

[Us3YourNam3]

@ErnilEnNaur Tryhard comment you filthy pretentious whore

???????

Where is the alternate remark?

[Aqquila89]

@ErnilEnNaur I rated your comment down, then up.

[ProdigyStepper]

My comment used to be number one. it was

I LOVE BRITISH INSULTS THEY MAKE NO SENCE!!!

[wtfan]

I would watch this sketch everyday when I was working in retail and food service. I think one time I did end up referring to my boss and an indecisive trollop.

[Plausiblesarge]

82 people are la-di-dah pooftas

[Gummiesrule]

Slimy trollop, not trawler.

[ryanisnan]

@grahamlaur I agree that a lot of today's comedy isn't that clever, but you are really giving this more credit than it deserves. The only thing it has going for it, is that it doesn't show people's nuts being smashed or people farting. What would make this sketch actually humorous would be to carry it out live, and watch people's authentic reactions.

[ryanisnan]

@TheNexus18 My statement wasn't a speculation as to why Americans don't find this funny, it was an assertion; this isn't funny. Any half-witted fool would instantly recognize this behavior as ridiculous and write you off as a jackass. Being so unbelievable, it's comical value is diminished in my opinion.

[TehSnaek]

@ryanisnan I'm sorry, but you're wrong. If you don't find it funny, you're welcome to not find it funny and nobody will call you on it. But it is funny, because it's funny to some people (and I would say that the number of people appreciative of this particular brand of Python humour is substantial enough).

[ryanisnan]

Americans don't find this funny because it isn't.

[TheNexus18]

@ryanisnan That's because their IQ doesn't even come close.

[grahamlaur]

@ryanisnan Actually, they don't find it funny because they're too busy laughing at the far wittier high comedy of Kevin James and Adam Sandler. Monty Python may have helped to create absurdist comedy but they never showed a chubby guy swinging from a rope and crashing into a tree. That's the essence of comedy right there.

[fairyheli2]

@ryanisnan that's because Americans prefer fart noises and hearing the word fuck

[Obscura252]

@fairyheli2 Oh God....it's true. I seriously can't deny that, though I wish I could.

[j1495bmx]

@ryanisnan i'm american and i find this hilarious.

[alipmal]

Stupid pollock son of a budha I shall fart in you general direction now you incompetence

[mandy199422]

lol i heard ponce poofter and pillock all on buffy....giles and spike ftw....oh and bollocks but thats not really in insult is it...

[The1991Ace]

This was extremely hilarious, but can anyone of you British ponces please explain me what does “a poofy poonagger” and “a la-di-dah poofta” mean? Tough titty if you won’t..

[deathman1021]

@The1991Ace well as a canadian of british decent and lover of brit comedy, i know poof and poofter means gay, kind of like fag in america

[The1991Ace]

@deathman1021

Many thanks

[OneEyedJack1970]

Ah... I found it. Salad Days.

[OneEyedJack1970]

What's the one where some guy comes to a yard party, and as soon as he greets everyone, all hell breaks loose? All I remember is somebody throwing a tennis racket, and some dude getting his hands chopped off by a piano. I'd love to see that one again.

[bbmcrae]

@OneEyedJack1970 That's "Sam Peckinpah's Salad Days".

[shalterman]

@OneEyedJack1970

that would be "Salad Days by Sam Peckenpaugh"

[IRAWRKOOKIES]

'Tough tit if it ever did you nasty spotted prancer' xD

I love this sketch

[narutofreaktenten]

Love how he can keep a straight face as he insults him! Truly awesome acting.