SEAN AVERY SUSPENDED FOR "SLOPPY SECONDS" COMMENTS. 12/2/08

[thepotatovagina]

it would be cool if you were so rich you never had to do sloppy seconds.

[lplozada]

One of the best quotes in hockey history.  I literally lol'd.

[SeanAveryFanx17]

Avery's the man. Its funny that he and dion share the same birthday.

[excitationz]

@SeanAveryFanx17 : so let me get this straight... any woman that hasn't been a virgin that's you yourself has been with should be called 'sloppy seconds'?

I'd love to be a fly on the wall if you ever called your woman, girlfriend, wife, whatever, sloppy seconds - go ahead, see what happens.

Avery is a guy that thinks he's somehow become intellectually more advanced then his fellow knuckle draggin' hockey buddies, when in fact he's just another guy from a small hockey absorbed Ontario town.

[Letsgocapsgreat8]

Avery got Phaneuf'd

[203017V]

I just love telling the ex she makes me feel like im sean avery

[timmystead]

Sean Avery is a dick on the ice, but the sloppy seconds comments was hilarious!

[DFMJK]

phaneuf doesn't just like sloppy seconds, he loves it,

[derek198721]

fuckin jokes lol nice one BURNNN

[franco4yannin]

AQ2AQ

[PDubs24]

Phaneuf vs. Avery first matchup since the comments - this saturday!

[SugarSweetWarrior]

Just Stating The Obvious

[kebiwan]

LETS GO AVERY!!

[joeho318]

he was obviously pissed because he lost elisha fuckin cuthbert

I'd be mad as hell too lol

[molls033192]

what a douche.

[softan]

I wonder what this has to do with hockey? Why would they suspend him from Hockey when this only had to do with him and Elisha. They rarely get suspended when they end up in fights and stuff like that where they actually harm people but by calling his ex-girlfriend "sloppy seconds" he does, I just don't get it. Oh and it's not news he's an asshole, but an asshole that can play hockey.

[MMKokay]

Come on, In the NFL you get in trouble for victory dances... WTF DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN!???

[SweetnSourJanis]

i dont follow hockey, but if this guys really got suspended for saying "sloppy seconds" that's bullshit. I mean, come the fuck on. So it's a little harsh, that has nothing to do with hockey. Please tell me there was more to this

[Canuckfan78]

The reason he got suspended was becasue if Robyn Reghr who was dating his sloppy 2nds took a shot at Avery for that comment all hell would break loose

[SweetnSourJanis]

That's true. I didn't really think about that. But still, the guy who is dating his sloppy seconds shouldn't get pissed. After all, it's technically true. Haha! Thanks for you're thoughts. Very helpful

[dumbpeoplefighting]

avery is awsome good player come back to rangers!

[TJtheEggman]

thank god he did

[peterdylan2]

sean avery suspended for saying mean things...hmmm

[leksakomarov]

Lets go Avery! <3 You are MAN..

[blink182hockey2]

what a idiot avery is. he should be kicked out of hockey. i hope he is having fun at those anger managment classes hes takeing

[gabbers111]

what a complete ass!

[PeterZeeke]

this guy doesnt seem very popular... has he done something like this before? It wasnt a nice thing to say, but the seems to be a lot of attention given to it...

[kindredhearts]

What an idiot!!! Kick him out of hockey!!

[newfielad47]

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[brocalrei]

get this fucker out of the NHL he is a total disgrace to the game of hockey

[crazzyguydj]

lol

[paulusmagirl]

oh big deal!! lol So many guys say things

like that. Who pays attention.

[kim18381]

i am watching the free movie channels at ww w .tmch1.c om

[millencolin1978]

i find it stupid how people think he is out of line. big f'ckin deal. im gonna hate sean avery just because he said sloppy seconds. i just hope things dont get too rumpish on that bandwagon to hate sean avery.

[Theopinionguy]

Yet, I still think that Sean Avery's comment was quite inappropriate

[Theopinionguy]

Well I don't think he should get suspended for more than 3 games for two reasons.

1. Craig MacTavish was fined $10,000 for calling an NHL official "retarded"

2. If you go back to when Mike Grier was an Oiler he was called a racial slur by Chris Simon which I think is worst than "sloppy seconds"

[tjd92295]

yeah i believe it was the N word

[rickrds]

shouldn't of said anything, but it's so true.

[Jnudello8]

That was really stupid of him, he is such a dumbass y the fuck wouldn't the NHL ban him lol

[shinermb]

haha...he could've said ALOT worse than sloppy seconds...

every dude has used the term.

he's just in the spotlight and I guess if you're famous and you say shit, it gets you in a lot more trouble than the average dude...

[ouio87]

Hey these guys are human. Now learn your lesson, keep your mouth shut, and play the game.

[Flames344Life]

Avery's just jealous that Phaneuf is...

1. a better player than he is

2. on a better team than he is

3. banging his girl while he gets nothing

That's my explanation for this

[adam334581]

I agree!

[dpolchin]

Anyone who criticizes Avery's playing ability is clearly a faggot who has never been put in a situation besides getting bent over

[Flames344Life]

he's a good player, yes, when he actually shuts up

[thepiper420]

he shouldn't have used the term "NHL" in that sentence.

[to3dd]

hockey, guys skating around with thier stick in hand trying to score homos lol

[tmac3308]

the NHL is sending a message to the rest of the league that they will not put up with anything.... in response to the recent NFL arrests

[naxes4]

Sean Avery is a Joke...

The only thing avery will accomplish in life is a sound byte...

All avery does is ride the coattails of better teams in hope they win a stanley cup

[homelife14]

haha That's awsome!

[rudabeh]

The NHL must have a hockey stick up its ass. They completely over-reacted. Who cares what he says about his ex girlfriend?

[thekipmaster]

The NHL is over reacting. How dare he call someone sloppy seconds. What a joke. And if you are worried about the sexist connotations you clearly have your own inferiority complex to work out.

He may not be a good guy. But this has been way overblown.

[brackeana5]

haha brillant. lmao

[dontcallmyhousenomo]

so it's okay to fight, but you say sloppy seconds and the sky falls.

[kitnatofurrey]

This suspension here defines the new NHL. It's a big pansy league. The penalties they call are ridiculas, and when someone does a little trash talking they get slapped with a suspension. It's retarded. However the wings will repeat in 2009.

[Merglet]

pansy league? compared to what, your local pedophile league where you lure boys into the back? after all, obviously you think women are less than males, so I assume you prefer the company of little boys, kitnatofurrey. It's been my experience that most males who denigrate women prefer the company of males. Since you seem to support that, then logic follows you prefer males. Probably young ones.

[newfielad47]

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[boybroadcaster]

And how much is this inbred sack of shit being paid to play hockey? If what he does on the ice constitutes "playing hockey" - all he can do is fight and struggle to string a few sentences together when the camera's on him. I can just see this guy in ten years - even more pathetic. To quote Dean Wormer: "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

[lucidatheist]

Suspend Avery and let Bertuzzi play.

Now that makes fucking sense. Just goes to show violence is a lot more acceptable than sex.

[joshiefred]

hahaha, avery's a dumbass but i cant take away the fact he is one hell of a player

[wmajor13]

it was meant to get under dion's skin and get him into a fight in the game thats it, i think the league is way over reacting. there is no reason for suspension

[Harveys1959]

kanye west has a white brother. they both dont come from anything close to a fashion background, but there both obsessed wit ity. Neither of them are "pretty" boys yet they both act like it. Kanye wants to intern just as avery did. They both have big bulbus nogans as well.

[adelle822]

I'm pretty sure she wasn't a virgin when he had her so.....he had someone else's sloppy seconds lol. Idiot.

[xDilemmachinex]

I was thinking the same thing. Plus, I'm sure Dion knows how to treat her like a lady too.

[newfielad47]

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[newfielad47]

It's a goof and I wouldn't be suprised if he isn't a diddler

[jonjugg]

He doesn't care at all about Elisha Cuthbert, by all accounts, he's gay. He actively pursued a Vogue internship. He admits his appreciation for purses. His private cell number apparently showed up during the prostitution investigation of ex-NY governor Elliot Spitser . . . except Sean allegedly was fucking a tranny. Apparently this is all baseless bravado from a closet queer who'd rather fuck his teammates while taking fashion tips from the Hollywood starlets he supposedly associates with.

[hiddenr4pist]

nice way to put it, i hate sean avery

[garycalgary]

hockey isn't a gentlemans's sport so what the hell did you expect?

He gets paid THREE MILLION

[b8ssterr0r]

Its true Its true...Elisha Cuthbert is Sloppy seconds...Suspend him for telling the truth??! Dion's a sucka!!! LOL

[McMahonHater]

@b8ssterr0r There is nothing sloppy about Miss Cuthbert. Just because he guy is playing for the leafs I am jumping back on their Banwagon.

[microtechmachineshop]

@b8ssterr0r dions a sucka? dion will be a better hockey player then this fucking idiot

[yoyoyoman1432]

Sean avery is a faggot

[echo036]

haha.Awesome comment by Avery!! I'm glad he's playing for the Stars.

[IMAPATHETICLOSER]

avery's probably the biggest pussy in the entire nhl...i hope they let him play again so phaneuf can destroy him, or so that someone can hit him from behind 3 feet out from the boards with an elbow to the back of the head...i mean if tucker can handle this guy in a fight then who couldnt...oh and that has nothing to do with the interview...it's pretty jokes what he said...and how couldn't after the movies she's been in

[meltdown129]

hes an idiot

[XSprocket]

This kid is another reason I don't watch hockey. Rude and vulgar players.

SEAN: Your not a 15 year old anymore! Grow up! Any other sport and you would be fired for all the terrible things you've said on and off the ice. Who would ever want to hire him when he leaves hockey? Not anyone I'd want to work for!

[Bugaha26]

Sean Avery is an attention hound. I hope Bettman lets him back in the league soon so I can see someone take this punk out!

[Kalgarysuck]

Screw the Stephen Harper and the Coalition Government. Sean Avery for PM.

[Graham1979]

that's pretty darn funny

[Frithmeister02]

That is an accumulation of all his stupidities great job Gary Bettman kick him out of the NHL for good!

[yettibrad]

Quote of the year!

[almostlikable]

Does the term Freedom of Speech mean anything to the NHL

[mhasley]

Freedom of speech is everywhere but you have to remember that he's EMPLOYED by the NHL AND Gary Bettman. You can't do that at your workplace or you won't have a job! I'm just surprised that this guy iddn't get to face the guys he was talking sh!t about and was saved by the NHL. Could have been the best game all YEAR!! I'm just surprised he's getting suspended 4 making a joke. Guys are trying to break other peoples necks and they get a slap on the wrist!!! Looks like Avery we'll is gone 4 awhile!

[flowertrue]

The punishment does seem a little harsh, but then, he went out of his way to have the comment broadcast so he obviously wanted to be as insulting as possible to everyone. How infantile can you get? His celebrity girlfriends are out there going... thank GOD he's out of my life!

[Hertif]

lol hocky groupies are sloppy seconds.

[selecaodasquinas]

it was just rude,,to call a ''women'' any women ''sloppy seconds''this guy all the way back in junior was or could have been a decent player a real contributor,but his attitude and big mouth make him nothing more then a one man circus

[ponoka]

its how he went about it "not what he said"..

[misslaura03]

hes clearly just dealing with jealousy and now hes suspended..dumb ass

[SeanOB43]

haha that is great

[jackyates1]

hahahahahahaahahahaha

[John15423]

i have a strong dislike for avery's 'pest' gameplay and attitude to say the least. i think the NHL would be much better w/o him. despite this, i think getting the boot for this comment is a little extreme, especially when you bear in mind that the piece of shit known as bertuzzi is still playing. he could have killed moore. his 'indefinite' suspension should have held (jail time plausible), and crawford should have also gotten suspended. i dislike avery, but relatively this doesn't make sense

[ATRUEAMERICAN10000]

This is why I hate the NHL...they suspend a guys for using the term "sloppy seconds?" They should have suspended him for NOT using the "HOCKEY-WHORES"

[pedrosbikeiscool]

I think he wants out of Dallas for starters. Hopefully they slap like a 10 game or more for this, or better ban him for being a repeat offender-douche!

[mattodcia]

not an avery fan at all (go devs) but for him to get suspeneded for a comment. hope he doesn't own a gun, who knows how long he could be gone for

[jlcel0818ya]

uh...it is sort of offensive, but if you go to the games, you can probably hear him say the same stuff on the ice.

[Raphinater]

i always wonder what he is babbling to other players to piss them off so much haha

[jlcel0818ya]

He got suspended for that? Don't get it? I didn't know "sloppy seconds" bother people that much.

[dougedart]

Wow. I never would have thought he would get suspended for that! I figured he said "bitches" or "hoes" or something like that. The reports didn't print "sloppy seconds?"

[kimberlyann32]

what an ass.

[PrototypeX85]

Awesome.

[MikeMiheli]

he's assuming he was his exes' first for her to be his sloppy seconds.

jilted lover guy strikes again!

[Andymanset]

big time idiot

[neondion3]

what an idiot!!