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  • im a psychic and this is so fake

  • @LazyAverageLOLS ; No, you are not "psychic."

  • @LazyAverageLOLS ; No, you are not "psychic."

  • DOUCHE BAG, funny thing is that I know lots of psychics....most dont charge and dont feel that they are special or better..I guess if your a person who is naturally a bad person like this guy then I guess this will do you good but real psychic abilities s is in EVERYONE...if you stop to listen youll hear your own guides...OBVIOUSLY THIS GUY HAS NO ABILITY TO STOP THE STATIC IN HIS OWN HEAD AND I FEEL BAD FOR HIM

  • The most boring shiz I watched eva

  • I can't believe i took thr time to watch 3\4 of this video. Wtf is cold reading?

  • @jl347jl ; "Cold Reading" is what "psychics" do. There is an excellent WikiPedia article on the subject.

  • 100% of people have psychic abilties 10% have unlocked atlest one of them. when you die you will have advanced abilties. they say that animals are psychic but seems lost in humens becareful though these will explain

    kids- 0.44%

    Believe- 26.32%

    Not believe-61.007%

    the percentage of people who can have them if you dont believe ur more likely to get or have them

  • @ToribashInsane ; No. There is no such thing as "'psychic' abilities."

  • This guy reminds me of "Lucky" from Waiting for Godot.

  • HAHAHAHAHA! Great video. 5 stars.

  • I like to use the client's key ring as my prop--and if it has a BMW, MB or even a Buick key on it, then we are off to a good start.

  • you need a book on cold reading you need to talk fast throwing out 100s of names you need to lie and you need to say you have proof of your psychic ability even when you havent any .You need to know how to block skeptics on your youtube site especially if you want to build a business based on your own positive comments posted using a false youtube name. Plus of course the people who believe in the rubbish psychics spout. Oh and you need to rubbish skeptics and j randi at every opportunity

  • you describe us so accurately that I am tempted to think maybe you are psychic--good job

  • Desertphile, Hi. I was just today telling some deluded nitwit he should read The Psychic Mafia by M. Lamarr Keene. I was going to suggest you do some vids on this psychic crap. Keep up the good work.

  • The book is frightening in that the "psychics" had and still have no problem at all finding victims to rob---- and law enforcement does NOTHING. If I were a criminal sociopath I suppose I would be a "psychic" also.

  • Desertphile, I hope you extend this vid series to include JZ Knight and the "Ramtha" channeling nutjob. Great source of humor. This criminal still gets $1200/ person for her "advise"sessions". Sad commentary on the human race that they believe in this craziness!

  • @Desertphile YOUR A SAD MAN..YOU DONT NEED A PSYCHIC TO SEE THAT YOU HAVE NO FAITH IN ANYTHING QUIET YOUR MIND AND THE UNIVERSE OPENS UP TO YOU..MOST REAL PSYCHICS DONT NEED ANYTHING NEVER COLD READ AND NEVER USE THIS CRAP YOUR TRYING TO PUSH

  • @ireneb96 ; "My a sad man?" What the fuck are you trying to say?

    There is no such thing as a "psychic ability." There are no such things as "psychics." Grow up.

  • you have a daughter named Shane

  • and your real name is Jerry

  • simply expressing his own disappointment, many have been helped with this method of councelling, especially those who dont want to go the usual mainstream councellors. Each to his own. Annie w

  • "many have been helped with this method"

    A great many more have been harmed, robbed, defrauded, and killed by people claiming to be "psychic."

    There are no such things as "psychics:" there is no such thing as "psychic ability."

  • Psychics are no worse than clerics. Some are excellent counselors, and some are just out for the money or as in the case of the churches, power.

    Both base their work on fear of the Invisible Worlds and a desire to know what is not known.

    I suggest a history book by Howard Bloom called The Lucifer Principle to better grasp how and why these social memes continue to exist and profit.

  • Well done--cold reading skills are absolutely necessary--and are fun to use outside of work--we want so very much to believe that we make it easy--If I were real I could win the lottery as I do have plenty of greed--

  • You need to go back and research your so called facts.

  • "You need to go back and research your so called facts."

    Produce evidence that shows I'm wrong.

  • I am not some sociopath. I am far from Greedy. I do not insist god works threw me. I do not cold read. That would be fishing for info. I have never even heard of Richard Webster nor that psychic mafia book before seeing this stupid video. Metaphysics(Philosophy) and Quantum Psychics (Theories) takes a open mind and intelligence. There are many scientific studies on psychic ability. Don't be so close minded. There is more to life than what is in front of you. Mother intuition is one.

  • "am not some sociopath. I am far from Greedy. I do not insist go....."

    So, in other words you have no evidence that shows I am wrong. Well, we both knew that already didn't we?

    SEND IN THE NEXT CLOWN!

  • LOL..... Prove to me your right? Prove to me all Professional Psychics are sociopaths along with everything else you claim. You honestly think because you found something printed in a book that it is correct? Come on buddy!! You must live a very sad and lonely life.

  • "LOL..... Prove to me your right?"

    You have no evidence that shows I am wrong. So, now what're you gonna do?

  • Where is your proof that ALL Professional Psychics are sociopaths? Where in the hell do you get this? The one I see with some serious problems here is you! Prove to me everything you state in your video! What you read maybe two books and call them facts! WTF!! Prove everything you state in this video and how you have these FACTS!! Not what is just put in black and white in a book. Did you eat glue as a young child or something?

  • "Where is your proof that ALL Professional Psychics are sociopaths? Where in the...."

    Sane people do not cheat and rob people.

    NOW THEN: you get one more chance.Produce evidence that "psychic" abilities exist.

  • Thats your proof? WTF is that? I do NOT cheat or rob people. I am very sane!! LOL Your haven't shown any proof your self of anything you have stated!! You have one more chance.... Prove your facts!!

  • "hats your proof? WTF is that? I do NOT cheat or rob people. I am very sane!! LOL"

    Okay, so you have admitted there is no evidence that "psychic" ability exists. That was your last chance. Good-bye.

  • There are no real psychics out there; It is all about cold reading; even if you never heard of the concept before and act as a psychic, you are still using cold reading.

    There has NEVER been any psychic who could stand his/her talent being tested under scruteny during controlled circumstances, they all rely on not being tested nor people being sceptical about it.

    No documented cases of psychics existing makes it reasionable to conclude that they are all frauds

  • WOW! I don't even know where to begin with you. I'm a Professional Psychic. I was born psychic. I am Clairaudient, Clairsentient, Clairvoyant. I am one of the most down to earth, caring, straight forward people you'll ever come across. I work for a well known line along with having my private clients. You sir are wrong. Yes there are alot of frauds out there but not all psychics are frauds! I don't waste people's time. I do this work from the bottom of my heart. You obviously have no clue!!!

  • "I'm a Professional Psychic."

    You mean you are a crook.

    "I was born psychic"

    No, you were not.

    "I am Clairaudient, Clairsentient, Clairvoyant."

    No, no, and no.

    NOW THEN: contact the JREF and take their ONE MILLION DOLLARS. What are you waiting for?

    Yeah, I thought so. Go away, crook.

  • LOL I didn't expect anything less of the ignorantway you replied. Maybe you should check out studies on quantum psychics. And you should really research metapsychic studies too. Everything your claiming in this video is wrong!! All Psychics are "sociopaths"? Thats like saying all guys who wear some silly hat and can't read off a card very well are psychopaths!!! WTF!!

  • sonykroket ..... what is your problem with the F off.... grow up people

  • serenity0515 = a superstitious muppet that has imaginary friends.

  • ""I am one of the most down to earth, caring, straight forward people you'll ever come across""

    Real modest there, ace.

    Now fuck off.

  • I will admit, a large number of psychics have no talent whatsoever and maybe never even thought they did. But the smaller group of talented and highly tuned-in psychics are rather extraordinary.

  • "But the smaller group of talented and highly tuned-in psychics...."

    There are no such things as "psychics."

  • Obviously, you have never had any contact with a very good psychic.

    I think there are no such things as users named Desertphile.

  • "Obviously, you have never had any contact with a very good psychic."

    There are no such things as "psychics." You will just have to grow up.

  • yea dude psychics dont exist. anyone can be a psycic all you need to do is learn how to read a person about their personal life. usually people do this they associate things they like with something personal of theirs. its pretty easy and lol i even manage to scare people too haha.

  • "yea dude psychics dont exist. anyone can be ...."

    No, there are no such things as "psychics." Nobody is a "psychic."

  • um yea thats what i said that anyone can pretend to be one but they dont exist.ever.

  • what a fucking stupid video look up CIA remote viewing stargate experiments dumbass

  • "...look up CIA remote viewing stargate experiments...."

    I did: all were miserable failures.

  • Actually, you are quite wrong. Read about Russell Targ. If the remote viewers were so bad, then why did these "miserable failures" get funded for 25 years? Funding was dropped only when one of the influential leaders of the Budget Oversight group was a Born Again Christian and opposed to it because he thought it was "demonic". The stargate experiments were highly successful, if nefarious. On the contrary,jumpgates to Mars continue to be successful. Dan Burisch is/was correct.

  • "Actually, you are quite wrong.

    No.

    "Read about Russell Targ."

    I have.

    "If the remote viewers were so bad, then why did these 'miserable failures' get funded for 25 years?"

    Because there are stupid superstitious retards in government.

    There is zero evidence that magic happens; yopu will just have to grow up.

  • is this fucking rwal or fake man because i feel different when i try to be psyhic and its kinda scary if you think its gona happen

  • youu dont learn how tobe a psychic you have to have the gift

  • "youu dont learn how tobe a psychic you have to have the gift"

    Nobody has "the gift:" there are no such things as "psychics."

  • You are a Westernized and dumbed-down fool

  • "You are a Westernized and dumbed-down fool"

    Translation: you were unable to spot any error in my video, and that frustrated you to such an extent that the best you could do in reply was to try an insult. How very sad your worthless life must be.

  • if i can learn psychic just like this...then my whole life will change for the good or for the bad....

  • What? I'm sorry: I only understand English.

  • i thank you need help if you are trying to used people like this then you need help ..and you are ass hole !

  • "i thank you need help if you are trying to used people like this then you need help ..and you are ass hole !"

    What? I'm sorry: I only understand English.

  • lol

  • you don't have to have an offset of extra channeled mental abilities to read a persons mind but then again training certain parts of the brain could alter how you view a subconscious calculation you can think without thinking...

    BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER HIGH IQ IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW WHAT ANOTHER PERSON IS THINKING!

    BUT YOU ALSO NEED TO EXPERIMENT AS WELL AND SEE THE THOUGHTS AHEAD OF TIME THAT OCCUR IN THE CALCULATED SET OF SITUATIONS OR WHATEVER THE HELL NO DUH! it should be obvious lol

  • Appears Mental.

  • with books the human mind can go way over other human minds with constant training and plenty of time on hand... all creatures on the planet can go above others through training... a man can surpass a bear in strenghth through such training...

    when a person of normal intellect is near a retard they can prety much read their mind because they compare other ones int he same situations

    all thoguhts are SITUATIONAL human beings are highly PREDICTABLE

    you do not have to have an offset of mental

  • meant when he said death and life are in the power of the tounge...

    or it is even possible that he did not mean that but either way it's the case...

  • if you win in your mind the karma may be eradicated...

    but possibly not... I'm not sure about that yet I just try to not think about it and every time I think about it I make up for it..

    it's the reason why if you hang out with someone who doesn't agree with something or someone who does agree and you talk and enter each others focus not mind reading I mean actual communication.. then your futures or pasts or will contain those words... this is how I try to manipulate reality and what jesus

  • and there is no freedom of choice and where groups are a bigger seed is planted you don't understand this language (A SEED IS COMPLICATED WAY TO SAY IT)

    yes it's why Jesus told people not to tell anyone so that it would be true...

    um....

    unless you do the work that takes half a lifetime which is highly scientific I've tested and proven so IT'S REAL PERIOD AND I CAN SHOW YOU BY PSYICAL PROOF THAT EVERY WORD YOU USE WILL BE HEARD AGAIN EITHER BY ANOTHER HUMAN OR A COMPUTER OR EVEN HALUCINATION.

  • the winning and loosing also cancel out to beget niether and leave you open to deaths... if you have someone die a suffering death AROUND you you may not die but you may suffer since suffering ...

    you can create real psycic abilities by influencing the rules of luck but it will take half of your normal projected life span and you must tell nobody except the other person in the room...

    THE PERSON MUST USE THE WORDS YOU ARE WRONG..AND THEN IN THE FUTURE FOR EACH TIME YOU WILL HAVE TO SAY SUCH.

  • it's all karma based it does or does not exist depending on what people say or make each other say or say around each other or hang around with people while they say something or think something...

    if you loose any conversation in life you will win a conversation in life....unless

    you first win the conversation in life and then...

    ok wait let me explain loosing is future winning you can't die until it comes forth.. however in groups if you win it counts as a win for each other person your ahead

  • wow thats really mean i am nat a sociopath or greedy

  • konban wa

    *cracks up* I really enjoyed this video. I just spent a few minutes watching some clips of Sylvia Browne and spent that time rolling on the floor, laughing at the questions, the answers, and the fact that people actually believe her. I believe that people can have a sixth sense about things sometimes: hello, it's called intuition. But seeing the dead? That's called hallucinations.

    The worst is how much she cheats people of their money.

    Always a fan of sarcasm - great video!

  • haha ur funny

  • yes, you have accomplished all these steps, shitface! :P

    Or was it you spelt "psycho" wrong?

    Should I translate it for you? gosotjkskekmlxdfgmkzsdkgklzsdj­gtzsjgaaa!!!!!!!!!!!*fart!

  • obviously this is a comedy, cynnical toward the pseudo-psychics; well done;

    therefore, as for real psychic studies, this is not the channel to visit;

  • "therefore, as for real psychic studies...."

    There is no such thing as "real psychic" anything.

  • no free psychic training just a contest

  • what is truly psychic is rarely seen and not controlled or understood. It is not reading a future nor a past nor even emotions it is something much more than mere reading. Unfortunately Most will not hear these words nor will they understand them. I do agree with this man though to a certain extent. I have never seen a professional psychic who was for real. Anyway Peace

  • "what is truly psychic is rarely seen and not controlled or understood."

    There is no such thing as "psychic."

  • what about psychics that give readings for free and get question right?

  • nice hat man!

  • yeh, fight the power!

  • Hahahaha you are the man!

    Brought it to the point.

    Thank you!

  • umm dood this was more of an advertisment not a "how to" tell me how to be psychic i can go to any store to read about it i didnt learn anything

  • Cold reading is easy. I learned some very basic cold reading techniques in the course of a few minutes, and with just that I can have a gullible person fooled. Fortunately for the world, I'm not a sociopath.

  • how come you absolutely have to be a sociopath??!??

  • Because only a sociopath with no scruples would con somebody that way. I suppose I could use it as a magic trick, so long as everyone understands that it's just a trick, then it's no problem. Claiming to be a psychic and using trickery to prove it, however, is unethical.

  • "your a Giant Jerk and your ugly!!!!"

    My ugly what? Or do you mean "you're?"

  • Haha! You rule.

  • It would be nice if this guy could read.

  • trollasaurus can read extremely well. Thank you for your concern.

  • "You know, I'm getting tired of the day-to-day grind and I think that I have to change careers. Look for me on TV real soon....I'm becoming a Psychic!"

    Good luck, and remeber there are millions of gullible fools who desperately wish to fill your pockets with money. I just looked via Google at a few pages regarding cold reading: it's all out there for anyone who wants to learn. Of course "psychics" don't want people to know this stuff.

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