Deus Ex Malkavian Mod-Conversation with Carter

[kvan1917]

A pocket knife is a terrible thing to lose.

[Kidzilla99]

He should have said "pocket knife" when the conversation menu ended.

[ONNIHOLTTA]

I said that's enough! Call me Paul Bob Page.

[MyHeadAsplodes]

... My parents died in a car accident.

[apojoga]

The floating boat was EXCELLENT

[911haloguy]

lol this a crack up and wat a nice hover boat =) wish i was him

[kevynspeed]

i notice he got a boat in his armory

[bomber4]

@kevynspeed for aquatic missions.

[leauxbert]

You poor, poor man, Carter. To lose one's pocket knife is like to lose one's best friend. You're a brave man, General Ca- I mean Carte- I mean Paul Bob Page.

[kirbyza]

@leauxbert

Especially when that pocket knife helped you take out a platoon of men. We'll miss you pocket knife :(.

[Revolver7251]

Encourage acts of terror.

[Puglous]

oh my gosh! That was pure gold!

[Stormfail]

I can't stop laughing

[bomber4]

@Stormfail Kill a bunch of Afgans like the big guns.

[Stormfail]

@bomber4 Call me Paul Bob Page.

[BossPanzer]

@bomber4 You can call me Einstein Ass Milon Hilton.