Triads, Yardies and Onion Bhajees (2003)

[MrGuy1332]

This film is hilarious. I could not stop laughing at how terrible this film is.

[weedyak]

1 of my best movies

[sophisticatedplayboy]

what a load of shit!

indian gangs!... ahaha hahahaha

pigs can fly

[Jagged85]

@sophisticatedplayboy

If you said that to a Mumbai underworld don, he would literally shoot you on the spot... The gangsters from developing countries like India are far more dangerous than any of the so-called "gangsters" you see in developed Western countries will ever be.

[sophisticatedplayboy]

@Jagged85

ahhh ha ha if you say so mate!

wahahah!

indian gangsters pu-leeasee!

in street fighter you got dhalsim!!!

say no more!!

ahahah!!

[Jagged85]

@sophisticatedplayboy

Street Fighter? LOL! Go back to playing video games, kiddo.

[MegaMayweather]

@sophisticatedplayboy I AGREE WITH U BUT IF U WANT 2 SEE PAKI GANGS JUST DRIVE 2 OLDHAM OR BRADFORD OR BIRMINGHAM

[pasatio]

PURE SHIT, AMATEUR FRAUD!

[gohome71]

i seen the movie,at the end the 6 million dollars were never been recover and no gang won becuz their leader died

[hurrrrrrrrrrderp]

this movie is fucking terrible... don't buy it

[fatarse1970]

i was robbed. i paid £2 for this in asda , without doubt the worst thing ive ever seen. turned off before the end, the acting is painful, dont even know where to start. wish i had instead spent the £ on a pack of bic biros and then repeatedly stabbed myself in the eye with one if them for 6 hours (how long the 30 mins of this shite felt like) it would on rflection now off been a lot less painfull.

[makeitso1]

I have quite literally never, ever seen a worst film in my life! To say that the acting is wooden is an insult to wood! The portrayal of the Yardies and the Triads is farcical at best and near racist at worst! Saying that this is a good Low budget London underworld gangster grime film quite frankly is a disgrace!

Having just watched it, I forced myself to go to end, just in case there was some redeeming feature and there was...The end! And I don't mean the plot, I mean the finish, the credits!

[HardBoiledKiller]

this film is really bad

[DrumAddict1974]

This film is a fucking disgrace, how it was endorsed by the BBC is a joke, it is so shit it's sad. Fucking useless script, actors are terrible except one, I'd like to fight whoever says it's half decent, even |Dave Courtney, A FUCKING EMBARESMENT TO ALL ETHNIC AND INDIGINOUS LONDONERS, WANK WANK WANK

[reiver97]

In case you all still wondering, this has been out on DVD for years now.

[MrMichaelj1982]

fucking shit film..

[drkno1111]

This is really shit lol i couldn't whatch it all the way thru, every1 embarassed themselves taking part it that, no one can act? jazLFC1 WTF you on about??

what a pathetic load of shit

[CDbiggen]

What a load of shit, how it won any awards is beyond me.

[scunafarai]

WTF! how did this win awards? im only 20 mins in but its so annoying already, the backing music is incessant and never ends! can concentrate on the plot, love these kinda movies but this really is badly done, can see how they only spent a grand on it! its interesting but just so hard to keep watchin because of the music in the back ground and the random badly dubbed fillers!

[icemanjohnson00]

saw this last nite was really looking forward to i because it said it was the best gangster film since lockstock. NOPE its a low budget piece of shit and the actors are fucking terrible the plot line.please dont waste ur hard earnd cash on this bolloxs

[uberd0gAlpha]

this movie is shit

[Playthell]

How could they possibly say that this is "The best British Gangster film since Lock Stock" Untrained actors, producers and even the Director has screwed up on this one. I'm sorry to the fans, but I have seen much better 'home movies' on Youtube. I feel cheated out of my £10.00 and will be taking this DVD back to ASDA. I am a huge film fan but listen guys this is simply a pile of nonsense.

[TomGosden91]

looks shit

[JazLFC1]

Southall Muthafukaz! Fuk all dem pussioz DIS IS FUKIN SOUTHALLL MUTHAFUKAZ DIS IS BLOODZ AND CRIPS U SON OF BITCHES MOTHERFUKIN STREETS OF SOUTHALL U LONG GONE KUNTS!!!! GUNFIRE!

[Itscaj]

@JazLFC1 southall is puussyy shut tha fuck up ikle boi

[MsCasteaway]

This was censored for being overly violent?? how many violent movies are out again in the market?

[rohitverma56]

its out on dvd now you can get it at asda

[feedback555]

It will be, super film and shot for peanuts. Cash and Curry Next!!

[KSchnizzle]

I bought this in HMV today after contemplating whether it would actually be worth £10 for aaaages, hopefully it will live up to the hype and it'll be money well spent

[tyobmovie]

This was the promotional trailer used at the Cannes Film Festival. The theatrical trailer was exactly the same but with different theme music. Thanks for posting this!

[sukhchain2k9]

OUT 12TH APRIL FROM HMV OR ANYWER RELY!

[feedback555]

its out on DVD on 19 April, at long last!

[feedback555]

its out on DVD on 19 April, at long last!!!

[mrblondon]

u sure its commin out on 19th april

[feedback555]

@mrblondon. yes for sure why? Visit Play and Amazon, you'll see it there. A big new story to break also soon.....

[mrblondon]

@feedback555 yes it is releasing on 19 April I just asked to confirm with you because I was waiting for this movie for a long time and its finally releasing and do you now that why it did not come out in cinemas?

[feedback555]

There were some independent cinema releases at the time and some debate in the press. Watch this space...

[mrsin22]

go onto dave courtneys webb site

[charanjit1974]

when will this be out?

looking for it everywhere, can someone help me find it?

[feedback555]

Released in April on DVD, at last :-)

[90brwn90]

y they put hindoo symbol on hindoos aint shit

[kumarsa108]

Never heard of Gurkhas... nah ofcourse not, but you think resorting to violence is a great way to live dont you. Fake Sikh... you are an embaressment to Sikhi.

[jdee8687]

buy luck he should get a deal to bring out on dvd cuz it wuz made god no's when he must ave some backin considerin he got dave courtney

[jokesrus5]

where can i get this movie playmorewithclaymore?

[playmorewithclaymore]

I don't think it was ever put on general release and only played in a few theaters here in Britain, especially around London.

Sorry Jokesrus5, unless it plays on something like the IFC or sundance channel you may never see it; you could always try the e-mail address at the end of the trailer and ask Sarjit Bains if it was ever released.

[jokesrus5]

oh man thats bullshit i live in australia!!! why cant it jus come on dvd? fuckin ppl it looks like such a good movie have u seen it?

[playmorewithclaymore]

unfortunately no but i'm just as desperate to see it, the whole thing was shot for £1000 and had one of the longest runs at Quentin Tarintinos' favourite indie cinemas in London it also went on to win the black and asian category at Cannes.

[jokesrus5]

Yeah i herd pitty it seemed like a hectic movie curry and cash looks aight but this looks way better soo dere is abosolutly no way of getin this dvd?

[playmorewithclaymore]

Unless Sarjit gets a distribution deal for this then i don't see how this will ever be seen on DVD, VHS or even betamax!

[sukhchain2k9]

@playmorewithclaymore its out 12th april u can buy it from hmv.. or pretty much any dvd store (Y) check the 4 digital website

[weedyak]

@playmorewithclaymore iv got this movie

[weedyak]

@jokesrus5 yeah their is iv got it in black and white

[weedyak]

@jokesrus5 iv got this movie

[01marky]

they sell it on Amazon And Play.com@jokesrus5