Yog-Sothoth (Summoning Chant)

[badgercub]

sounds like mumra from thundercats

[Remoniq]

Great, Yog-Sothoth is in the house, I was happy then th rats went insane, it mean the cockroaches no longer need to hunt them down in packs. But now he just sitting there and drinking my beer, how do I get him out?

[KirinTor01]

I don't know what this guy is ordering from the menu of a Thai restaurant, but I want some.

Maybe hit that Chinese place on the way home and get some Lo Mein.

[LeTrungAnh]

I can only makeout "FTAHGN"

[Jervonek]

@LeTrungAnh

You can find lyrics to this chant in "The Case of Char­les Dexter Ward" by H.P. Lovecraft.

And there is no FTHAGN in it.

[LeTrungAnh]

@Jervonek Oh ok, wrong book, apparently wrong monster.

[Jervonek]

@LeTrungAnh

But it is still the same mythology, created by the same briliant mind.

[LeTrungAnh]

@Jervonek Just finished Call of Cthulhu yesterday, more intriguing than horrific... ... might be TOO intriguing... ...save me...

[GoRawr1996]

what does it say on normal language?

[halo3freaks]

anyone else turned on by this?

[RavenKyuubi9]

This didn't summon anything when tried it. Though it did thouroughly disturb the ghosts, spirits and demons hanging around me. Honestly you should put up a warning that chanting this thing in a house full of spirits, ghosts and demons is a bad idea. It really disturbs them. Make them go to the chanter as fast as they can. I felt like shit after doing this chant. It felt like they where absorbing my energy. So please put in a warning, so spiritually sensitive people don't get sucked dry.

[ZaubererAlex]

Wenn ich das höre überkommt mich ein Schaudern...

[kiwiboy5588]

old asian orgasim

[FlyingBatteryZone7]

I believe this is real but. recording from youtube really should'nt work. And you'd probaly have to find the "acual" summoning chant. Not some man made bs.

[WarningFedz]

All of this shit is stupid and fake.

[BarerRudeROC]

@WarningFedz Just like all deitical worship am I right :3

[MrTaurusJor]

No sleep till Yog-Sothoth.

[funnygirl8934]

"This is pretty fucked up right here." You said it Stan...*shudders*

[XanthusPictures]

0:31 is epic.

[PsykoReaper926]

I was going to dislike this video, but something dark ripped my head off and is using my disembodied head as a catalyst for Cthulhu to this world, and he said you have pleased him...

[OldSerpentOfSin]

Creepy shit you got here.

[cassheng]

AHAHAHAHAHA ROTFLMAO

[MrSieish]

yumm in my tum

[HeinrichKonig]

Yog Sothoth: "Got your call man, 'sup?"

[AtmanAwaken]

Classic! Cheers

[bloodi01]

Agree Dora the master of the unknown summoning Cthulhu at 0:30....

[FunySkywalker]

#31s it's Dora the Explorer summoning Cthulhu? :D

[NodDisciple1]

@FunySkywalker We did it! We did it!  Yay! We did it! Ia! *Insane screaming afterwards*

[irishmerit]

:35 - the best picture of cthullhu i have ever seen!!!

[Dementat]

Who says we get 10.000 people all over the world to simultaniously play this recording? Gotta be a better chance of summoning Yog-Sothoth if we get a world wide netwrok of computers changing in chorus!

[soubgio]

did yog-sothoth really came?if you answer it means you re alive.so you didnt call him.you failed.

[formless777]

I confess this does sound like my Russian neighbor when he's hung over, and out of money for more booze.

[saintsalive1234]

This entirely failed to summon Yog-Sothoth. Instead there are about ten shoggoths clinging to my ceiling and something is making really loud snarling noises outside. I just heard the fire alarm... help? Anyone?

[formless777]

@saintsalive1234

Shoggoths generally don't cope well with being hooked up to mains electricity (who does ?) Super low frequencies also seem to drive them from our dimension or disintegrate them. Call your Hispanic neighbors over with their muscle cars and get them to amp up their sub woofers. Most importantly, leave the property immediately. :D

[XxEmosoul91xX]

:23 thats off silent hil has nothing to do with Cthulhu

[Navili502]

@XxEmosoul91xX That's where you're wrong. Silent Hill is heavily inspired by Lovecraft.

[MegaIhateit]

Crap, a drop of water just hit my face. I'm inside...

[NecroMetro]

Thanks, I was sitting in my dark room alone now I can't get to sleep.

[SardaukarPrime]

This only works if A) You proniounce them at the right place (usually a mountaintop) at the right hour (3:00 A.M) and B) you throw the Aklo powders into the air while you chant.

[dedfsh42]

new ringtone

[TheCaptainLulz]

Just fucking fantastic. I just finished getting the polyps out of my basement and now yog-sothoth has a door pushing them back into my house. Because you didnt warn me, I didnt have time to put an eldersign there. Oh well, back to work I guess, thanks alot.

[CrossedCelt]

@TheCaptainLulz

Well, when I have a polyp infestation, I just tell the nearest eldritch god they slighted him, and usually he rewards me by tearing out my eyes. Still, beats having the polyps gnawing at your load-bearing walls.

[survivalofone]

@TheCaptainLulz Polyps in the basement? Sounds like a euphemism for something...

[1013637]

@survivalofone lol'd

[Arrakeen77]

@TheCaptainLulz Could be worse. I have Nightgaunts keeping me awake at all hours of the night.

[TheCaptainLulz]

@Arrakeen77 Seroquel does a good job at keeping those away for me.

[MegaNerdasaurus]

Half of it sounds like nothing but moaning, and also, whatching this at 11 at night isn't the best idea

[Wharwulif]

That sounds like an old japanese guy complaining about something =D

[formless777]

@Wharwulif

You spend too much time in Japanese nursing homes,

besides, many Japanese senior citizens worship Yog Sothoth :)

[Jervonek]

You tell me.

[NeoTodesklingel]

This uglyness xD it's weird ^^ @Jervonek

And i can see where Blizzard has their Inspiration for Yogg-Saron, in

Worst of Whorecraft ^^

[MrClickity]

@NeoTodesklingel Also for c'thun. All of the Old Gods in the game are inspired by Lovecraft.

[skyehoyt1971]

@Jervonek I give you 11

[atersky]

Is the creepy voice really necessary for this?

[Aaronthegreatest]

@atersky he is stricken with a combination of fear and awe.

[elenneth]

creepy as hell!

[Steel1Cold]

Sweet!!!!! In a evil sort of way of course.

[shogunrommel]

Now that's what I call awesomely creepy.