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"search overload" is the dumbest bunch of bullshit ever. fucking brainwashing commercials drive me nuts. what the fuck are they even trying to say with these dumb ass commercials?
I don't thing that's search engine overload... I'm pretty sure they all have tourettes... Example, "Eat Lead! Eat my dust! MAN EATING SHARK!!!!!" 0:20
Can someone explains to me what the heck "search overload" is? These commercials don't make any sense. I use google, and it's like the same thing... but better. LOL.
Dear Bing, Upon initial discovery, my hopes seemed met. With running searches at the speed of a jet. Regretfully, dear bing, you have yet to provide, and truthfully you have flat out lied. When I search for the sky, you give me a man. When I search a hand, you give me a pan.Your "visual search" is nothing more than google images, the pain is so great it could cause my brain to hemmorage. And so dear Bing, I must bid you adu as I rejoin Google. Sincerly, me. Ps: FU
I Love The UK One Where The Decorator Is In Someone's House And He Asks "Where Did You Get The Green House From?" And The Two People In The House Go Crazy! "Turn Around Now! Cause Your Not Welcome Anymore!" LOL =)
Can the noobs stop coming on here and saying Bing sucks when they have no idea what the hell they're talking about?
Google and Bing are both excellent, but if you took some time to figure out what's so "special" about Bing, you'd respect it a little more than just being "another search engine".
This advert is wierd, but Bing just rocks. A always used Google cos even though they keepal our info indefinately and don't care about our privacy their results seemed better than Yahoo and Ask. Bing is wierd to start off with, but now I'm used to it and they have some features that Google doesn't have. I still use Google a bit admittedly, but Bing is just way better!
If the world really COULD catch "Search Overload", then people wouldn't be so fucking stupid and maybe we'd be able to advance as a species. But noooooooo. Bing had to go and muck it all up.
Bing sucks, by the way. Google works because "less is more." But at least Bing is completely overcrowded with ads and bullshit and cleberity gossip like Yahoo.
MT if you have read my comment, I THOUGHT that they started making commercials due to lack of bing users. So before you go and insult people shut up and read the comment.
19% of the world uses Bing, and soon Yahoo's search sponsorship will run out and Microsoft is already taking the steps to buy it out and absorb another 17%.
@T4Taco I dunno about you, but at my school there are about 800 people, and by default internet explorer on our computer accounts use bing. roughly 100% of people complained, and so it was changed back to google. I have yet to meet a single person who uses bing more than once, before switched to google or yahoo.
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...there are thousands of 'white' people in this commercial. i meant people who have already been cured by 'search overload.' youre going to have to type more, i cant understand you through your troll mask.
MSN Search - strike one. Windows Live Search - strike two. 'The Breakfast Club' came out in 1985, not 1986. MS Bing Search - strike three. Yer outta here, Microsoft.
who the fuck uses bing?
Bondman95 1 month ago
I decided. Bing is perfect for my Nokia Lumia 800. Windows phones rock!!!
MikeMyersization 2 months ago 2
Ironic. Bing is yet another search site and google never did any harm to us.
davvvideos 2 months ago
haha the part that always made me kind of want to laugh is the guy doing like the bird face, or whatever, cawing in the back haha.
RabbitFrenzyy 2 months ago
dom
crazyfus78 2 months ago
Bing woke up YOU SUCK
f1a9h8a9d 3 months ago
Cleverbot said something about this and i came to watch it
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SuperNewThinking 6 months ago
What is the songtrack used in this add ? thks
0line 7 months ago 4
Well, at least they beat Google at commercials.
CynicalSino2 7 months ago
"What's wrong with you people?! I said plane tickets!" Lol
pineapplebaron 8 months ago 3
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sweet58441 8 months ago
do you know what bing stands for?
Bing
Is
Not
Google
skysaber89 9 months ago 15
@skysaber89 no, no you've got it all wrong. It stands for
Bing
Is
Not
Good
Scientia96 6 months ago
@skysaber89 It's better than Google though.
Sasudela 5 days ago
Lmfao 0:36
project092 9 months ago
?_? :'(
SadCarnage1224 10 months ago
The cure for Bing Overload Syndrome is...GOOGLE!!!!
TheNeonHamster 11 months ago 3
thumbs up if your brain works like this
freezingbeast 11 months ago 26
@freezingbeast yes :'(
SadCarnage1224 10 months ago
try typing bing into google IMAGE and see what you get
TooMuchForIt 11 months ago
"search overload" is the dumbest bunch of bullshit ever. fucking brainwashing commercials drive me nuts. what the fuck are they even trying to say with these dumb ass commercials?
realbleamer 11 months ago
@realbleamer who cares...don't use it..
but these commercials are so damn funny lol...
SuperMarvelDc 9 months ago 2
Lol the lady at :38
smileyymiley1 1 year ago
Bing sucks. Google ftw! =D
HarryHollister09 1 year ago 2
I don't thing that's search engine overload... I'm pretty sure they all have tourettes... Example, "Eat Lead! Eat my dust! MAN EATING SHARK!!!!!" 0:20
excologfx 1 year ago
This commercial made me stop and stare lol but i still just dont like BING
eldospawn15 1 year ago
This is the BEST Bing commercial. All the others are stupid.
song4mozart 1 year ago
haha, great commercial.... bing sucks
mymytallik318 1 year ago
Can someone explains to me what the heck "search overload" is? These commercials don't make any sense. I use google, and it's like the same thing... but better. LOL.
StoicSentry 1 year ago
what a fucking annoying commercial
chicagochick1972 1 year ago
These people obviously haven't used Google recently.
boatyboatrite 1 year ago
THESE PEOPLE MUST HAVE ASPERGERS' SYNDROME!
WizardOfHumor1989 1 year ago
WHEN DOES THIS EVER HAPPEN!? Just type in the whole search and not just one word, lazy idiots! google4tehwin
a10fjet 1 year ago 2
0:37 loled so hard.
MrTHeLaMe1 1 year ago 2
This and the 'The Dip' bing commercial are the best ones! They always make me laugh.
VitKitsSister 1 year ago
Worst commercial ever!!!!!!
ad5os 1 year ago
Dear Bing, Upon initial discovery, my hopes seemed met. With running searches at the speed of a jet. Regretfully, dear bing, you have yet to provide, and truthfully you have flat out lied. When I search for the sky, you give me a man. When I search a hand, you give me a pan.Your "visual search" is nothing more than google images, the pain is so great it could cause my brain to hemmorage. And so dear Bing, I must bid you adu as I rejoin Google. Sincerly, me. Ps: FU
KBore18 1 year ago
Bing does exactly this.
eatcarpet 1 year ago
ive got two tickets to paradise, wont you pack your bags we'll leave tonight. and the the woman makes rooster noise LOL love this commercial
ShORTiiqOtGaM3 1 year ago
Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sunshinesuperman9280 1 year ago
"wolf spiders eat there young"
machetey 1 year ago
Subliminal messaging is my favorite form of advertisement!!!
sorakey101 1 year ago
I Love The UK One Where The Decorator Is In Someone's House And He Asks "Where Did You Get The Green House From?" And The Two People In The House Go Crazy! "Turn Around Now! Cause Your Not Welcome Anymore!" LOL =)
carocarotho 1 year ago
The decision engine? Is that a good thing?!
12blueknight 1 year ago
The man at 0:51 :')
misspartridge1 1 year ago
shit; the uk bing adverts are better
NickBor 1 year ago
I swear.....when I saw that package handler or w.e- make the eagle sound- I was cryiiiiiiiiiiiiing. Shit is too funny.
smrfox99 1 year ago
The Commercials funny but the Search Engine is well just about search engine BRING THE PAIN
chronocalamity 1 year ago
Wow I would punch anyone who did that next to me
lin2k4 1 year ago
Ingenious.
Paperpockets 1 year ago
Just too bad Bing sucks at finding anything. Anything at all.
Anarkiados 1 year ago
After this ad I might start googling with Bing…
julinmorgan 1 year ago
"Bird of Paradise... C-CAW CAW-CAW-CAW!!" XD
JoeMama1022 1 year ago
wolf spiders eat their young
bearscontrolyou 1 year ago 2
suuunnddaaaaaaaaayyy XD
Richard3261 1 year ago
Who really thinks about all this while searching? You just Google
theiceman9081 1 year ago
"Eat Lead,Eat My Dust.....Man Eating Shark" Haha xD
I Love That Dino Guy <3
XxRandomRawrxX 1 year ago 2
love this commercial..its fucking DOPE!!
dyl4nc4sp3r 1 year ago
good ad.
nintentubeWii 1 year ago
Yeah, let Bing choose the products for you. Talk about paid for positioning. LOL.
If this gets popular I'll start saying americans are stupid.
silent1983 1 year ago
What's scary is that my thought process works exactly like that. You can imagine how mad I would drive a psychiatrist!!!
ShyteKreek46 1 year ago
After trying Bing, I am not at all impressed with it. But honestly, these are the same people who gave us Windows Vista. I'll stay with my Google.
I'm a PC, and next time I'm buying a Mac.
I do have some information Microsoft should know: stop wasting money on cutesy commercials and do something productive like not make crappy products.
lisalisa49 1 year ago 2
google's superbowl ad kicks all of bing's commercial ads
steyya 1 year ago
i'll stick with google
CHUMOROCKS 1 year ago 3
well that was annoying
echelecopao 1 year ago
Can the noobs stop coming on here and saying Bing sucks when they have no idea what the hell they're talking about?
Google and Bing are both excellent, but if you took some time to figure out what's so "special" about Bing, you'd respect it a little more than just being "another search engine".
T4Taco 1 year ago
The Breakfast Club is from 1985, not 1986!!!!!!! If it gets facts like that wrong, Bing must be a shitty search engine!!!!!!!!!
XciteMe83 2 years ago
bing sucks hard
horax3000 2 years ago
LOL!! ......"man eating shark"
timmyfolky 2 years ago
This advert is wierd, but Bing just rocks. A always used Google cos even though they keepal our info indefinately and don't care about our privacy their results seemed better than Yahoo and Ask. Bing is wierd to start off with, but now I'm used to it and they have some features that Google doesn't have. I still use Google a bit admittedly, but Bing is just way better!
totallyHATINGlife 2 years ago
Maybe if Bing made an email service like Google, than people might use it more.
Hemaglox 2 years ago
@Hemaglox Bing is Microsoft's search engine. They have Hotmail.
MvdGT 2 years ago
Yeah, but they should upgrade it to compete with Google Wave and such.
Hemaglox 2 years ago
You're unintelligent. Google Wave is in Beta so how would they compete with a closed beta of program that's pretty uninspiring?
Google Wave, what a piece of shit.
T4Taco 1 year ago
@Hemaglox but bing is under microsoft.. and they have hotmail...
babyv174 2 years ago
Lol its called Hotmail.
gangstatuts7 2 years ago
like hotmail?
xcmeathead 1 year ago
bing is such a piece of shit. i don't even get half of the relevant results i do with google or yahoo.
but it's microsoft, what can you expect.
NerdyFilmer 2 years ago
FYI Bing is made up of yahoo and Windows live search. Yahoo search is Bing. Windows live search is Bing.
gangstatuts7 2 years ago
My gut hurts from laughing too hard at this commercial... it's excellent.
strawberrysuit 2 years ago
i like when she's at the security check point and makes some kind of bird noise!
bj93bb94 2 years ago 3
Oh My God I Love The Dino Guy lolz
XxRandomRawrxX 2 years ago
Try typing in "the pirate bay" you'll see an interesting lack of a result.
computerizedcat 2 years ago
What were you looking for? All the results I expected were returned.
morningstar339dp93 2 years ago
I got two tickets to paradise, won't you pack your bags we'll leave tonight.
MiniJumboPancakes 2 years ago
what does the kid say after the guy says "so do we need an lcd or plasma?"
hottchickk87 2 years ago
plasma is an ionized gas :)
youxxyeayou 2 years ago
definetally says that "plasma is an ionized gas"
bj93bb94 2 years ago
If the world really COULD catch "Search Overload", then people wouldn't be so fucking stupid and maybe we'd be able to advance as a species. But noooooooo. Bing had to go and muck it all up.
Bing sucks, by the way. Google works because "less is more." But at least Bing is completely overcrowded with ads and bullshit and cleberity gossip like Yahoo.
MichaelKlump 2 years ago
holy crap i know who the lady is, who goes i have a back pain
ThsWhtSheSaid100 2 years ago
'll give bing a go someday, when I get dell XPS =) , it feels heavy on system when i work with a lot of web pages. Google is quicker I think.
ExecutiveDmitri 2 years ago
haha i love the airport security lady that just goes kakakakakaka!
crs992 2 years ago 2
MAN EATING SHARKS!
TheBob4356 2 years ago
wolf spiders eat their young
haha
96ethan1 2 years ago
I think they made these commercials for people to use bing again because nobody uses it anymore.
robomonkey86 2 years ago
Again? These commercials are the original commercials released with the launch of Bing. If you don't know how to, just don't 'practice thinking.
MTAydogdu 2 years ago
MT if you have read my comment, I THOUGHT that they started making commercials due to lack of bing users. So before you go and insult people shut up and read the comment.
robomonkey86 2 years ago
"wolf spiders eat their young" ROFL he said it all casual.
Bcather 2 years ago 3
This is brilliant. i love it. Whoever designed this commercial receives my commendations.
Tim92G 2 years ago 15
@Tim92G the editor mustve had so much fun making this
zdevlin88 7 months ago
I dont use google ever since bing came out.
mertsangar 2 years ago
SUNDAY!!!!
chinoyray 2 years ago
these commercials are nice but... who actually uses bing now?
chaOsMastaGuru 2 years ago
19% of the world uses Bing, and soon Yahoo's search sponsorship will run out and Microsoft is already taking the steps to buy it out and absorb another 17%.
Bing is King.
T4Taco 1 year ago
@T4Taco I dunno about you, but at my school there are about 800 people, and by default internet explorer on our computer accounts use bing. roughly 100% of people complained, and so it was changed back to google. I have yet to meet a single person who uses bing more than once, before switched to google or yahoo.
7pulford 1 year ago 2
@7pulford Now you have, The results are just as good and I like the new photo each morning.
I still use Google for my other browser though.
Both are good, those guys just don't like change.
G1NZOU 1 year ago
@7pulford
Wait. People use Yahoo? I thought that crap died years ago.
Anarkiados 1 year ago
@Anarkiados Bing and Yahoo are the same thing now.
realbleamer 11 months ago
lmao gotta love this commercial!!
Babyhotgurl 2 years ago
hahaha these commercials are like WAY funny! :L
xman798 2 years ago
i love the eagle guy lol 0:49
Jackoman110 2 years ago 27
@Jackoman110 i think is a woman ^^
YNeedPeopleLikeMe 1 year ago
lmfao.
i love these commericals. xDDD
cutsxx2xxthexxbone 2 years ago
SUNDAY!!!!! Thats the best....lol.
tcoz418 2 years ago 2
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microsoft sucks!
athlon866 2 years ago
SUNDAY!!!!!
hobbsinc 2 years ago
LOL these people must have tourettes...
cina1994 2 years ago 3
Bing is pretty good, but yeah, no one can beat Google. These commercials are hilarious, though.
ecsoroca 2 years ago 5
I've never had any problems with any other search engines before. The only time I've had a problem with a search engine is with... Bing.
ZemogTorrents 2 years ago
lighter search engine, not really sure the exact difference. but there is, no matter how small.
PrinceVice 2 years ago
Same as a regular search engine but with fewer calories.
hobbsinc 2 years ago 14
haha
PrinceVice 2 years ago
i try it and have to lol so hard ITS BASED ON GOOGLE^^
EphraimRodrigez 2 years ago
lol but bing is the same as google
same search results, same interface, same features, different picture
legomaster101 2 years ago
That was a pretty funny commericial.
crazymcfobo 2 years ago
Google Forever!
wam145 2 years ago 2
Bing!
odiedude 2 years ago
You can NEVER... I SAID NEVER... defeat Google in any-way.
1oxo1 2 years ago
i agree, but this does come pretty close. probably the second best search engine out there
SoadBYOB9 2 years ago
i know right, its just like walmart :\
eulaylia 2 years ago
The airport runway, flapping and cawing like a bird had me in tears when I first saw this.
Deadbeans 2 years ago
SUUNDAY roflmao!
Oceanic890 2 years ago
Lol awesome!xD
Yomagna 2 years ago
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8catsinmypants 2 years ago
SundAAAAy!!!!!!!!!!
TeeRells711 2 years ago
KAKAKAKAKA lol that was the best part
labaom 2 years ago 2
SUNDAAAAAY!!!! rofl
mariuLms 2 years ago
LOL this is the best one yet
VBAadmin 2 years ago
Lmfao! from 38 secs to 39 had me dying! omg!! hahaha
JoelVmay27th 2 years ago
That was a great commercial; so far Bing has been very powerful in its results. Keep up the great work Microsoft.
netstandard 2 years ago 3
0:50 looks like Steve Ballmer !
Bing rocks ! :-D
BigSemyy 2 years ago
I got two tickets to paradise wont you pack your bags we'll leave tonight
Ckdimpact 2 years ago
That's the best part!
elguero5 2 years ago
Wolf Spiders eat their young....xD i watched this 22 times already xDDDDDDD so awesome
SadCarnage1224 2 years ago 4
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SadCarnage1224 2 years ago
I swear if I ever end up going crazy. I want to talk like these people in these commercials lol.
Crazycfreakman 2 years ago 3
this was hilarious!
awesome commercial ha ha
:)
Softballchik9229 2 years ago 2
lmao :)
ThatDarnAdele 2 years ago
They need to make a whole movie like this.
Isawayne 2 years ago 4
my god, yeah!
ThatDarnAdele 2 years ago 2
Bing. bing bata boom. bing bing. There are singles in your area there waiting
Programmer780 2 years ago 2
KAH KAH KAH KAH!!!!
AllKnowingAvatar001 2 years ago 2
google's better
rumbuoy 2 years ago
that's rubbish were not stupid microsoft! I find bing worse and worse results
AndrewsAwesome 2 years ago
MAN EATING SHARK!
Corkoth55 2 years ago
shark cartilaginous fish. Street sharks, weeks
BlackStalion116 2 years ago
Googol a number with 100 zeros... googolplex a number with a googol of zeros
Programmer780 2 years ago
i like the bird/dinosaur guy 0:46
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suckyut 2 years ago
This only happens to people who can't search properly.
oOKnewOo 2 years ago
no this happens to fuckin AWESOME people
BlackStalion116 2 years ago
kakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
2plus2bfo 2 years ago
i <3 this commercial
honeyvi3 2 years ago
LMAO 0:22
zenozaku 2 years ago
That could be the most annoying commercial I've ever seen.
bigloudiamond 2 years ago
You only get the full benefit of this commercial when you watch the HD version.
wowthungsten 2 years ago
*Epic staredown* Flatbread!
lupuslunari 2 years ago
SUNDAAAAAY!
mmastoner420 2 years ago 3
its funny how there are only like, 6 normal people of the hundreds of people in the entire commercial
WhersTheFire7 2 years ago
By "normal", you mean white? You're going to have to type louder, I can't hear you through your Klan hood.
nwfilmschool 2 years ago
...there are thousands of 'white' people in this commercial. i meant people who have already been cured by 'search overload.' youre going to have to type more, i cant understand you through your troll mask.
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choatel 2 years ago
wolf spiders eat their young.
best part EVAR
WhersTheFire7 2 years ago
hahahaah the lady @ 0:38
xKalixKidx 2 years ago
0:47 that dinosaur guy is the best! xD
blamethemedia 2 years ago
lmao
the guy on the runway strip that screaches at 0:50 is freaking hilarous.
MorganMalfunction 2 years ago
MSN Search - strike one. Windows Live Search - strike two. 'The Breakfast Club' came out in 1985, not 1986. MS Bing Search - strike three. Yer outta here, Microsoft.
reverendflash 2 years ago
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reverendflash 2 years ago
Eat led, eat my dust.. MAN EATING SHARK!! XD Friggin hilarious
baleesta 2 years ago 4
LOL @ 0:48
You can hear the lady scream, "A Praying Mantis eats her mate!"
Paperpockets 2 years ago
Hilarious ! Way to go microsoft ! Loved it !
Patrice2447 2 years ago