Norm MacDonald on talk show Part 1

[RealCoolFreakinGuy]

lol @ "Norm MacDonald on talk show"

[Chispatr]

Anybody else notice that Andy Richter and Norm are both always on conan at the same time? This is the 3rd clip I watched, and all 3 have them sitting in the same spots but it's a different year each time!

[G4MBAs]

@Chispatr Actually during this time on Late Night, Andy was Conan's wingman or whatever they call it. Sort of like you see Max Weinberg become later on. They did alot of skits together aswell. I believe he is back in that role now with the new show.

[szepenszoloszolo]

@Chispatr That's because Andy Richter was Conan's sidekick on every show...

[Koryo8]

"When I hit bottom i blew a guy for a drink" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[CDenic]

I think most of the time, Norm is just trying to see what he can get away with saying on TV.

[ophelius111]

Best talk-show host/guest duo of all time!

[jmfn1988]

Comedy gold

[dreyersg]

does norm say blow a guy or fuck a guy for a drink?

[CanadianGuitarist]

@dreyersg Blow.

[alberts1985]

I even watched lopez tonight when Norm waS ON

[fedorov28]

I can barely comprehend the hilarity of this.

[CreativeMoshPit]

norm is the best

[EATIT41]

norm makes conan laugh the most

[pitykid]

Norm doesn't need no scripts.No writers.No props.No impersonations,etc to get laughs.He casually tells stories,without preparation &will crack you up every time.

He doesn't need to try very hard or write scripts for any appearance. Hes effortlessly funny.

Hes always casual &relaxed.When he starts a story,you know before the end of it, you will be laughing.Norm is a true comedian,funny without trying to be funny.

There are few like him.Truly your favorite comedian's favorite comedian

[tmullen28]

10 people wouldn't be able to drink with Norm. 

[mikeymiguel]

I drinks a bit

[themaestro78]

Go? Why don't you guys go!

[kotep777]

one of the best....and i hate everyone

[drownt]

#LOLZORS

[niaj4]

Andy : "as opposed to ether ?"

ROTFL

[Pittsburrgh]

I drinks a bit #LOL

[ePhilosopher9]

i was in thatbar watching el debarge and lucy and twirrling things like frisbees on sticks. ever eat food on a stick? norms-a-bit?

[ePhilosopher9]

oh, so you're hiring now?

high doughbag, can we be ourselves at mardi gras 2011? i don't know. you don't get invited to be kings of mardi gras, it's like , i never got my invitation to that funeral. fucking dead bitch. glad she died at mardi gras.

[cartoonhero5]

@bigsmith513

Adam Corolla does the voice of death.

[natewasgreat]

@cartoonhero5 Norm MacDonald did the voice of Death when Death first started appearing on Family Guy. Adam Corolla does the voice of Death now. So bigsmith513 is right, actually you both are

[thechester657]

@cartoonhero5 Norm was the original voice of death. He said they wanted him to come back but there was a scheduling conflict.

[dantherestler]

i think every talk show should have this guy on their shows or they are to be cancelled its a must to have him on the show

[ccai6]

wat did norm mean when he said the girls at AA meeting said guys gave them a drink??

[murmanator]

@ccai6 he says when they all hit bottom they all said "i blew a guy for a drink" but its censored

[logant44]

@ccai6 he meant they fuck a guy in return for a drink.

[ebonymuncher]

"It's probably gunna be with a lady"

[danthropomorph]

Conan is nervous at first that Norm won't be funny, but then Norm kills it

[camelotgeorge33]

@danthropomorph i dont think thats what hes nervous about

[Bougdaddy]

who's the red headed whore he mentions

[infinity251214]

@Bougdaddy i remember her from when i was a kid. i think she was a european actress/model with coiffed red hair. popular back in the days of the bombshells like sophia loren, raquel welch

[mcasey666]

@Bougdaddy google image search "rula lenska nude" ;)

[pawtucketside]

"I drinks a bit." Gold.

[theflashshane]

"What's wrong? Lil lady can't drink!?" haha he used this in an episode of his show Norm!

[wuzcloopin]

"I always thought...it was probably going to be with a lady."

[tickman2]

Everyone loves a good drinking story and everyone loves Norm.

[olin9999]

He seems high!

[DankWin]

The video where he tells the pills story but on Letterman used to be on Youtube. It was even funnier with Dave.

[jtmcclure78]

Norm is so politically incorrect I love it

[jtmcclure78]

I drinks a bit

[slytown]

I'm with you Norm. Shooters suck balls.

[damnhot]

I fucking love this guy so funny

[thorandmoljnir]

Norm has got to be one of the funniest guys ever. It would be cool to have a beer with this guy.

[esccp1]

Norm MacDonald on talk show Part 1?

How about some guy talking with Conan for seven minutes for a title

[Monty1994]

oh the days before political correctness. how i miss thee.

[Craigmin]

@Monty1994 Political correctness was alive and well back then, lol. Look at how nervous Conan gets after he (Conan) jokes, "*He* has the good values..."

Conan realizes his 'error' and quickly adds: "He's not married... YET"

[EAchankre]

@Craigmin

9/11 fucked everything up, in a way, anybody born before 9/11 knows how great things can be, it's sad that a bunch of ppl being born post 9/11 are gonna grow up in this new shitty ass world that we live in. At least we finally have a black president! Obama's trying to get things back to where they need to be but all these Ultra conservatives are trying to keep things as they are.

[ZDiddy7]

@EAchankre

 Really??

[EAchankre]

@ZDiddy7

yes haven't you heard?

[ZDiddy7]

@EAchankre but, REALLY??

[EAchankre]

@ZDiddy7

oh ya

[ZDiddy7]

@EAchankre I heard that ass whooping on Nov. 2nd!!! You should come and join us in the real world- Obama made it rain yesterday, but I hear he's gonna give us a week of sunny and warm days starting tomorrow..... Oh well gotta go, Obama be with you.

[EAchankre]

@ZDiddy7

I guess you fell for those Nancy Pelosi ads too, hey btw what are Republican's gonna cut out of the budget? Earmarks? lol, oh and according to Republican's, Obama's trip to India cost 200 million a day...bullshit, why do you fall for their shit all the time.

[ZDiddy7]

@EAchankre No clue which ads youre talking about- I was implying that you believe our President is the messiah

[bigboylikesalsa]

"is he an old fashion gay guy." "they're the most decedent people"

[pretorious700]

@bigboylikesalsa "decadent". "decedent" means dead....dummy

[judettaja]

"u want some pills?....ye allright" :D

[Reptoyd]

Norm dresses with style. He shops with Al Borlan.

[HellbillyCuntryMusic]

lmao i drinks a bit

[zdamned1]

When talking about the red headed whores, Norm says:

"You figure _________ ___________'s gonna come in, and you're gonna have some dirty dirty sex."

Who's name does he say? I'm a young Norm fan, so I don't recognize the reference (I'm assuming it was a current reference when he said it).

[DvnWood]

@zdamned1 Rula Lenska

[zdamned1]

@DvnWood THANK YOU.

[2pac675]

I LOVE THE HIS VOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CZRXCZR]

@2pac675 I have to agree with you. I also love the his voice too!

[basehead617]

is he like an old-fashioned gay guy?

[Reptoyd]

@basehead617 No he's Canadian.

[elgray16]

@Reptoyd Same thing.

[Skorpi00007]

@Reptoyd No he is not! or else his head would be in half

[sprclfrglstc]

One of the all-time great comedians.

Box Office poison, isn't that the remark he made from the other appearance on Conan to Courtney what's her name?

[fettsvett]

The man is TALK SHOW GOLD!!!

[gumbess]

he has his own utube ch now, TheNormmacdonald. ppl should subscribe more... he's a genuine cool guy ).

[jocebo11]

Norm is the MFin' man.  I really wish him and Artie would have made a few more movies in their prime.

[MegaHockeypuck1]

... i drinks a bit !  lol .

[Limptallica]

Norm is playing a bit of a "Norm character" on talk shows because they're like 10 minute segments and he's promoting something, usually his stand up routine, so he tells jokes from his stand-up. But on Howard Stern he's a little more casual because it's just shooting the breeze for about an hour.

[slimshaid]

why on conan does norm say he drinks, but then on stern, him and artie both say he never drinks (like only once or twice in his life)??

[Bougdaddy]

its for the joke dummy....notice he tells jokes on conan...howard he's more serious

[Limptallica]

he says he only drank once or twice in a year on Stern. But this story he's telling on Conan was in his youth. Either way, it's a joke. He actually used this joke as a plotline on his TV show back then.

[guinnesstrail]

Norm, the great deconstructionist!

[Matika]

no we musnt generalized...... but seriously... hahahaha

[devious222]

1:53 who does norm say there? rue wilenska? who is that..?

[Barison]

04:33 "There is no such thing as a old-fashion gay guy, the are the most decadent people".

Hahahahaha.

[chgw01]

it's awesome that norm comes on coco show so often

[Alirezajazayeri]

funniest guy in the world ... no competition sick sick humor

[CrazyWedz]

Just think, those old ladies in the audience are long gone by now.

[dreamseller69]

I blew a guy for a drink.

[krapkakes2]

fucked a guy for a drink bleeped out

[jacasforever]

best comedian of all fucking time!!

[EvolvedOutlaw]

@jacasforever but he isn't...all talk show host have pre planned interviews.

[havin34]

@EvolvedOutlaw Sorry guy, but Norm ALWAYS works off the cuff in televised interviews...

[EvolvedOutlaw]

@havin34 if you ve seenm the last three interviews hes done on 2 different talk shows.. hes done the same joke to start the show....conan makes it obvious alot of the times that they have previously discussed where to take the convo so he can work in certin jokes...not everything is scripted but there is premeditated to some degree...sorry

[urabusxrw04]

What does he say at 6:00? I can't understand it.

[CptWeo]

I f*cked a guy for a drink.

[roywhiteo5]

@CptWeo blew

[danthemankhan]

@CptWeo Close. The ladies performed oral sex for a drink.

[prychicdriveve6]

"When I hit bottom, I fucked a guy for a drink"

[DeathAdder83]

right now I am watching Conan both on youtube and on TV..........Norm and COCO FTW.

[brandonesters]

I'm literally fucking crying right now. Rumor says that Norm and Howard Stern will be on the show, i hope this happens.

TEAM CONAN!

[ninakore]

Norm HAS to be on the Tonight Show before Conan goes. He'll stick it to NBC good.

[bttfnut89]

he was!

[twilson2821]

seems like every guest on talk shows today have a little bit they prepared to talk about. norm just seems like he's talking about whatever the hell pops into his head haha. love that guy

[HeyWakeUpPeople]

I LOVE NORM! So honest and funny!!

[HrCmUsIcK]

norm is the real king of comedy

[SolidSnake99x]

3:23

[fazelife]

dude norm is awkward and i love it

[kiminokami]

Is it okay if we fuck?

[schwarzblatt]

'I drinks a bit.' LOL

[berzirk]

Holy Lord...that was hilarious. I could laugh my ass off with Norm reading the phone book.

[cricketplus]

Rula Linska ,HA!

[Alex1971P]

So too will you!

[SomeoneOrOther07]

Everyone knows that guests are compensated for their appearances on these shows. But I think Norm really earned his money that night.

[SomeoneOrOther07]

If I could go back in time, I'd kill for the chance to see this Norm appearance live.

I must have watched this clip at least 50 times. And there's a smile on my face each time I watch it. :)

[ob1magic]

I agree dirty work was hilarious. been lookin for it recently cant find it

[Ryanrre45]

itunes son, thats where I bought it.

[MightySaturn5]

the movie "Screwed" was even funnier

[animal90sFreak5]

heck yeah he is.

[ModelMembership]

Norm's great...

[zekethehillbilly]

Conan + Norm, best comedy team

[markusjj85]

Dirty Work was actually a really funny movie

[JacksInn]

greatest storyteller ever.

I just discovered this guy. And I'm already in love.

[nickster699]

No way around it... he s a genius.

[AndNoted]

this man is a comedic demon

[brklynjay5]

"apparently that's what alcoholics say too" hahaha.. oh god. out-fuckin-standing!

[robyz250]

Norm is a genious !!

[skategoat001]

whats up with the old ladys?

[stuccoboy]

So fricken hilarious! Love Norm

[AICJDR]

BOX OFFICE POISON

[AchromaticAdulation]

Carrot Top Biatch...............

[michy321]

this is probably my favorite norm segment ever. he's always great on conan and howard stern.  thank you for posting.

[thejake713]

the best part of ALL of Norm's stories, is you have no idea if they actually happened.

[timeclock4000]

did norm have his own show at one time?

[thejake713]

is that a serious question?

[timeclock4000]

but yes it was, it was a serious question.

[thejake713]

HA! mmkay! yeah it came out like 12 years ago, VERY FUNNY FILM. also watch "Scrooged" anyway, Norm is the best. subscribe me

[dave850]

man its not like the show was a big hit

[dweebieMC]

yes it was called "the norm show" on abc. the episodes are all on youtube

it was the fourth most popular show on abc until they moved it to friday nights for no reason and obviously it failed there and was canceled

[timeclock4000]

Thank you, i thought he did, but i couldnt remember if he was on another show or his own. I never did get a chance to watch it. thanks.

[StMichael81]

I drinks a bit lol

[feratunos]

The world was not ready for norm... One of the funniest people ever.

[hemmingway28]

100% with you, he is a genius, it amazes me that he is not a billionaire just from his talent

[layzielarry]

he should be a regular, weekly guest...that would be awesome

[JoJaDaRu]

No one's better. What delivery man. More Norm!!

Thanks for posting.

[axdexter23]

he stole that shirt from my house!

[jenfine]

Greatest talk show guest ever... love Norm.

[empiresellscrack]

lol the guy that offered him pills "no, this guy was a decent guy"

[itstherevolution]

lol

[empiresellscrack]

hahahaha this guy was a decent guys

[djHaQ]

Still is!

[omgwtfwhoami]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[11825code6]

"as opposed to ether"

classic richter, can't wait for him to come back

[SkylabABCDE]

"But what I was gonna say was...What?"

[techparts]

don't think he was expecting conan to cut him off as he was about to start his act.

[ciroslive]

Came here on the airplane and stuff.

[BossCrib]

love it

[letsif]

Norm seems so totally effortless in his brilliance it seems like anybody could do we he does, except no one can do what he does so brilliantly.

[mikeroephonics]

You pretty much nailed it.

[huebertd]

I love this clip. its so funny over and over and over

[hughugh]

This is the funniest fuckin thing on Youtube. Norm is a god.

"They're the most decadent people" lmao

[DandyMassacre]

'wistful! it makes me wistful!!"

[electrojones]

funniest storyteller, period.

[WildxLemon]

Is he funny or is he FUNNY!!

[chawk111]

This is a thumbs up intensive page.

[joosebuck]

well said

[aquajolen]

norm's the best

[iposacanuca]

king of the understatement!

[bentlebean]

He's truly a natural comic, he's gotta be doing stand-up somewhere

[evelau]

He is, I saw him last week!