Jorvorskie Lane is fat.

[toes2734part2]

Its because just off the grass in concrete and if try to stop or plant your foot wearing cleates you will fall flat on your ass

[tourismo1]

No, he's just smart here. If you've ever watched an away team play in College Station, The away players try to stop to fast on that slippery shit and they always fall. Trust me i'm an OU fan.

[MrFifaboy7]

Man SamuelA13370 i bet he aint nearly as fat as your mom. Now shut up.

[gauchebag]

a good sign of him being fat is how badly he deccelerates

[MrCrazyfirefighter]

All you haters who dont like J-Lane, put on some weight and see if u can run as fast a 40 as he can....he mabey "FAT" but he would run over most defenders, and sometimes around them....Gig Em!!!!

[479cdrp479]

i bet you wouldnt call him fat if he showed up at your doorstep

[jaycody8675309]

roflll

[TheCityWokGuy]

I like how he puts his hand out. He looks like a ballerina or something... Probably because he's so secure about his own masculinity already.

[FedEx53]

fat FUCK lol can't even stop what a fucking cheeseburger

[TheRoflcopter3000]

@FedEx53 taht "fat fuck" could run ur ass over

[FedEx53]

@TheRoflcopter3000 nah I would take out his legs

[TheRoflcopter3000]

@FedEx53 bet

[AndresRoddick1]

it was raining that game. i was there. it was fuken wet and those metal cleats dont help much

[cloud4527]

damn he was a fatass but he was a good back, too bad him n steven mcgee couldnt get iit done.

[45redbaron]

he plays for oddesa roughnecks

[aj8855]

nahh yall are dumb as hell.. i talked to him that night after that game.. he told me he started to feel like his legs wanted to cramp up. so he tried to runn it through.

[jimbean99]

lol u such a liar

[aj8855]

i wouldnt lie about someone who just happens to be related to me dumb shit.. haha and yea i ask him all the time y the fucke he gained so much weight.. he just tells me to shut the fuck up haha.

[aj8855]

hey but u gotta admit for a big guy.. at the time he could move.

[mthompson24]

hahahhahah hes dirty tho so who cares. but that was funny

[JEBvideos]

it was rainy at that game and that ground is slick so if he ran he would slip and bust his ass

[XxForceReconxX]

its because he carry's so much momentum that its hard for a 285 pound wrecking machine to stop

[Statalyzer]

That's why you see defensive linemen run at the QB but hit him late 5 seconds after the play is over b/c they just couldn't stop in time.

[FedEx53]

@XxForceReconxX 285 pound wrecking machine? More like 300 pound fat fucking cheeseburger gobbler.. the dude ate his way out of a football career. There was a time when he was special, but he just couldn't stop inhaling cheeseburgers

[labounti]

@FedEx53 I think that quote about him running a 4.5 was a miss print. It really should be he gets the runs 4.5 times a day from all the grease and fat from those cheese burgers

[aggboy12]

@FedEx53 yo fagget., im pretty sure you couldnt do that? so go fuck off. Gig'em. Whoop!!!

[FedEx53]

@aggboy12 I couldn't run? Ya I can't run, that's it. Lane is a fat slob disgrace

[simley123man]

i seen that game it was rain he was,nt goin to embarass his self in front of everbody u dumby

[Crugirl4christ]

it was slick that game you idiot...and if he runs at you he'd kill you so J-TRAIN!!! WHOOP!!

[xxschuugboyxx]

he stoped like that because that stuff where he was is slippery..think before yall talk shit

[Shabutie554]

funniest thing i've seen in a while, and yes he is a fat piece of shit

[xxschuugboyxx]

yall say hes fight if he was fat like yall say then he wouldnt play tail back..hes alil chubby but he would run you over..and on this play he either scored r got to like the 1 r 2 yard line..so calm down with the hating on him..

[someskater188]

i dont get how u can hate on someone who weighs as much as a decent sized d tackle and still runs a 4.7 forty man

until you are physically that gifted shut the fuck up

[immanuelrunningback]

@someskater188 actually j train runs a 4.5

[someskater188]

no he doesnt i can accept that he doesnt run that fast

dont be ridiculous

he was a gifted and unheard of athlete tho he may be running 4.8 to 4.7

[immanuelrunningback]

@immanuelrunningback on his pro day he was predicted to run a 4.6 but he gained 20 lbs and ran a 5.0...

[32texas]

@someskater188 aggies fan?? hes still FAT. and dont bother bashing TX, im still crying about last yr.

[cuzimaluzer77]

is he playing anywhere in the nfl I can't find any info

[fredgehammer]

i think he's still in college bro

[jimbean99]

no canadian league

[lizzert]

he couldn't slow down because of his shoes u dump haters

[jimbean99]

too bad hes not black, you failed

[ATXpwns]

haaahahahahahaha he need a road block to slow his fat ass down!

[TheGigemaggies2012]

I want nintendo fan and this peice of shit stirs11 fucker to say that to his face.

[abchang88]

I thought it was pretty funny.

[LinebackerUSC]

its cause he cant stop with 2inch cleats on and ok lets say his fat whoo cares his a great athelete

[deliciousNmoist]

HAHA they guy who posted this is a fucking idiot, you can't run full speed and expect to stop while running on concrete. You'll fall on your can.

[plussign17]

You can stop in less than twenty steps if you're less that six hundred pounds.

[ChargersRedsoxfan]

well lets think about this he was running full speed was runnind in dirt hoping not to slip thats not fat

[NintendoFanM]

he weighs like 700 pounds

[Blink182plus44equ226]

He weighed 265 at last check bro, you were a good 2.5x over.

[cshsfootball]

no he got out of shape. they said he weighed 300 at the end of the year. lol.

[Blink182plus44equ226]

Because he wasn't playing lol.

[jimbean99]

yeah he was so fat at the shrine game lol

[goten1214]

It's called rain. It rained a lot that night, so he had trouble stopping. Not to mention the pathetic losers who talk about him couldn't sniff his jock.

[mwr2011]

Seriously? why even post that kinda weak shit? a 4 second video..wow. Oh and btw do you have any idea how many touchdowns he had his junior year.......... ALOT

[ilduce124]

he blew balls in a pro set, his snior year so no one cares how many goal and inches touchdowns he had.

[AlabamaAggie12]

i love how fucking stupid texas fans are by talking about how fat jorvorskie lane is when they have a 300 pound basketball player named dexter pittman who has to sit down after three times up the court

[pitbikerider285]

yea i agree with the guy under me,even though i hate the aggies,javorskie lane is a monster

[someskater188]

alrite dude whoever posted this let me know when you start playing like jorvorskie lane and then maybe you can talk about him

[peacebewithyou1776]

um that material is slick as shit and you can tell hes sliding

[heyheyronaldo]

yeah you cant stop on that shit if your wearing cleats

[mamea707]

ur the biggest dumb ass known to man. he could kick the shit out of u

[jerseyman10]

ROFL! That'd be funny if he kept going towards the locker room...

[chanlorhohensee]

wow yall are all gayy!!! dont be jelouse because he s a fricking beast

[samtxrobin]

fuck the aggies, you guys are terrible losers but worst of all, terrible winners, why dont you go fuck a goat you hick fuckers, burn in hell like your dumb ass friends in that camp fire.....hook em horns!!!

[gta4drpepper]

hahahahahahahahahhsahahahaha

[vandalsandsuch]

i agree with everything you wrote except for the last.

boomer sooner

77-0

[TStock3]

The only reason he can't stop is cause that part of the stadium is slick the ground is slippery. Don't be mad cus he owns yalls asses every year. This video sucks

[liljoe2088]

you've obviously never seen him in person. I go to TAMU, and even with out pads he is a giant, solid muscle and fast too.

[NoRegretsForOurYouth]

Solid Muscle. WTF? The guy has a back gut for godsake. He was all muscle when he played for Lufkin, but that was back in the day. He's ate his way out of his position and has no shot at the NFL. The epitome of fatass.

He's not wearing 3 inch cleats. No football player wears those. In fact, i don't think those even exist. If they do, somebody please post a link so i can see those monsters.

That's the platform heal equivalent of football cleats.

P.S. Texas run d owns Japorkie Lane

[joesterdayz]

That's why the longfags lost to them the past two years. Texas is over rated and will surely disappoint this year with that j.r high defense they are putting on the field.

p.s please don't mention their national championship. That happened two years ago and they are not even close to being that good anytime soon. That chance left with Vince Young. GIG EM AGGIES!!!!!

[liljoe2088]

haha, you've obviously never met the guy.

[cshsfootball]

actually according to nfl scouts hes the no.1 fullback prospect in the nation so yeah he will go to the nfl. and he is solid muscle. he weighs 280 but runs a 4.8 no joke.

[dancinbaby91]

lies

[riotmaker44]

liljoe is a liar hes 12 years old

[bigben210TX]

hes fat but he will knock your ass back into the last century you pussy ass keyboard haters

[TexasFootball2008]

I have to agree with some of the Aggies.

I play football, and it's a challenge in itself to walk on concrete with cleats on.

[keena302]

He's fat because he couldn't slow down on a flat surface with 3' cleats on? Come on, you go put on some screw in cleats and go run on the gym floor and see if you can stop on the dime. impossible.

[jimbean99]

good point i played on turf before with 3' cleats because the week before it was muddy and i didnt change em....not pretty, not to mention they hurt your feet after halftime.

[pax20pax]

what a dumb f'n video go see all his other videos an try to say the same thing

[donkyconger]

Hell, i would

[AlabamaAggie12]

you can make fun of him, but you cant slow him down. so just keep talking and posting pointless videos

[kkende112233]

GO PSU

[michelleward5]

Have you ever ran on concrete while in spikes? It's impossible to stop without sliding or falling down. Mike Goodson would have done the same thing.

[7maxdang28]

hahahaha. damn dude. it may take 20 steps for him to stop, but it only takes one step to level a defender. shiiiiiiit, let J-train take as many steps as he wants.

[kerpow1234]

have you seen his ypc average?

hes big and good and he MAY be fat but hes going to the nfl and your not

[hornfan87]

i'm sorry, but he is not going to do ANYTHING in the nfl.... if you think he's gonna break tackles like that in the nfl, you would be wrong.

[slickwillie97]

Neither will vince young with that uncle rico throwing style, when his legs are gone he'll be out of the nfl. I mean do you think he'll be able to make up for it with his brain? He's ran over the horns 2 years in a row. How in the hell did vy pass at texas anyway? Did he major in criminal justice, I mean the team was full of them. Enjoy the slide!

[hornfan87]

HA! are you really trying to compare vince young and jorvorskie lane? i didnt think aggy could get any more delirious.

oh, and as you typed that-

January 25, 2008

COLLEGE STATION, Texas (AP) -- Two Texas A&M football players accused of tying up and mugging a drug dealer at gunpoint have been indicted on felony robbery charges.

think before you speak, buddy.

[jdkj1384]

haha I like how for a while that was the only argument aggies could come up with; as if people with POS character don't go to A&M

[tummmer]

"ran all over Texas"????

60 yards each game, and less than 4 per carry.

Poor aggies...it's obvious why your standards are so low, since you haven't been able to even manage a single top 25 finish this decade. When two fluke wins in your Super Bowl (in the last 8 tries) are all you can hang your hat on, it must be frustrating.

[jdkj1384]

If any player lost his legs he'd be out of the NFL, the legs are arguably the most important part of your body if you are to play football..... How did VY pass at Texas? How do you think?? He got hot blonde white chicks to do his homework and his tests were probably filled out for him before he sat down at his desk... Are you telling me the aggies are behind the curve on this one?

[goaggies22]

i cant wait for him to fuck penn state up

[hornfan87]

eek... looked like the other way around to me

[GigEmTigers]

dont talk dumbass we whooped yalls ass(hornfan)

[hornfan87]

........and stanford beat USC... but i'd rather take USC's season over stanford's, just as i'd take our season over yours.

[ttudaveC31]

hahahahahaahhaahahahahahah i cant wait for you to read this after penn state owned him go faggies and your superb football team

[abe361]

Dang..."Faggies"

That's really clever.

You must be really smart huh

[EAS44]

hey post up another vid of him when hes in the nfl..fuckin t -siper

[Crimmyboy]

Wow you would think it'd be obvious that he's a big guy. He's listed at 265. Next time, don't point out the obvious retard.

[aggielover23]

24 steps actualy.... oh well hes a beast... and what he did to nu yesterday... wow!

[DuncanDemon]

why talk crap about someone that would murder you in real life.. ya'll are gay

[zyxw313]

ha your talkin shit about him i wanna see you try to tackle him he would run your ass over

[jdkj1384]

haha miami is making A&M look like a middle school team... and javorski lane is a piece of shit, did you see him throw the water boy out of the way? what a baby.

[yyyyyyoung10]

I wish he was still known as The "Lane Train" at A&M like he was here when he played high school ball in Lufkin. J-Train just doesn't sound as good as Lane Train.

[smurfeey]

I'm surprised noone has tried to explain that the reason he is having trouble stopping is because the warning track at Kyle Field is concrete and is therefore hard to stop on. Cleats and concrete don't mix. There have been several players that have slipped on the concrete surface at A&M. Whatever stupid longhorn fan who posted this is an idiot.

[red56raider]

He may be fat but he'll run over ur ass

[lowndessooner]

CAL had a very good D last year. However, it's become a weak point for them in 07...at least for the first few games.

Lane is still pretty good though. They just need to improve the D and get some decent WRs like Texas and Oklahoma have in bulk.

[AcieLawIVfan]

We have fast WRs but i agree we need better... I hear they are better this year than last year at least... hopefully our TEs will make up for it though... And our Def went from 117th to 44th last year... and it should be a lot better this year...

[Frenchman081]

Last i remember J-train SMASHED ut this year so oviously he is doing something right.

[mcman321]

ok.. that is at kyle field which has a slippery surface surrouiding the field, many many people have slipped and fell and not just A&M players, others, and i dont know about you but i wouldnt want to slip and fall on national TV, so he was just being carefull

[Ags1fan]

but he wasnt on national tv......they werent even on tv that game wasnt televised

[rdff41]

If you have ever played with replaceable cleats then you know they do not fair well on concrete. That is one of the main reasons it takes so long for him to stop. Any cleats are bad, but replaceable ones are really bad. I remember busting my ass hard from trying to slow down too quick. If you take your time, you wont fall. That's what he did. He ain't fat, just trying not to bust his ass on concrete.

[DaGreatestQbAlive]

um fat and i still do my thing at quarterback so dont be hatin

[jpmendez]

JTrain is PHAT!!!

[omegarhino]

12-7 Jorvorskie Lane is the destroyer of worlds, i cant wait to be at the holiday bowl to see him plow over Cal's line. J-train (275 lbs) > Biggest lineman on Cal's D (280 lbs)

[hornfan87]

eek... that didn't turn out too well, did it?

[hornfan87]

hmmm i dont remember him running over anyone.... watch the tape idiots

[aggiegurl22]

12-7

[CMAN52491]

i do.. one time he ran it out 11 yards over to the left.. and plowed over one guy right at the first down marker.. you watch the tape dumbass.. pay attention.. they even slowed it down and showed him getting pummeled in slow motion..

[hornfan87]

he did not plow over anybody... running into someone and gaining 2 yards while you're being tackled is NOT, i repeat, NOT plowing over someone. if you want to really see someone get bowled over, go watch some earl campbell highlights. he makes the jorvorskie look like a fat turd

[CMAN52491]

the guy he plowed over did NOT, i repeat, NOT tackle him after he got the two extra yards from plowing over him.. someone else did..

[gsammo79]

Campbell was a runaway train, agreed.

[CMAN52491]

here it is.. the tape of a&m vs. ut to the song by led zeppelin.. about a minute and 15 seconds into the video..

[brahmas77]

Tell that to the t-sip speedbumps he ran over last week.

[hornfan87]

hahahahaha

[triumphforks]

heh well if making fun of our rb that owned some of your defenders cushions the loss a little bit better, more power to ya.

[tallquadguy]

--- his feet would *have* slipped

[tallquadguy]

i know at that game the concrete was really wet and if he had tried to stop his feet would and slipped and he would have injured himself severly.

but still - he is amazing