Never Run Away From The Time Police

[Marylandbrony]

16 people ran from the time police and won

[stayseee]

wow, what a piece of shit top comment. shame on you all!

[TheLearning1234]

I was the warden last year on halloween everyone thoght i was willy wonka

[TheLearning1234]

lollll

[mackenzie1818]

I swear i never laughed so hard in my life. that shitlook so painful

[ToxicBeware]

WTF DID I JUST WATCH

[hunterx11]

Timeless advice, useful for any traveler.

[itsconnorstime]

I saw "In time" yesterday and could only think of this.

[clown134]

ZILEAN!!!!!!!

[ObamaLovesMexicans]

What the fuck did i just watch??? I have no idea but it was awesome o_O then again... I am high atm...

[Imakeplanesboom]

@ObamaLovesMexicans It's called Superjail!

[AliguzKnight]

Well we learned a valubal lesson here, never run away from the time police, you will not survive...

[BeNNyBoYe13]

@AliguzKnight Also, we learned that you cannot spell for shit.

[AliguzKnight]

@BeNNyBoYe13 It was a typo.

[BeNNyBoYe13]

@AliguzKnight No exceptiiiiiiiiiiiooooooooooons­sss!

[AliguzKnight]

@BeNNyBoYe13 but it was a typo

[BeNNyBoYe13]

@AliguzKnight Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooo exceptiooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooons!

[AliguzKnight]

@BeNNyBoYe13 I'm just sayin'

[BeNNyBoYe13]

@AliguzKnight Yeah, well im just saying noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo exceptiiooooooooooooons

[AliguzKnight]

@BeNNyBoYe13 well you could at least say it without unnecessary letters.

[BeNNyBoYe13]

@AliguzKnight no fuk u



[AliguzKnight]

@BeNNyBoYe13 im just sayin'

[TheBeBeCaCa]

This should be a musical.

[LolVermillion]

I want to meet Jack Black, so I can pay him to sing this.

[hyperman1992]

@LolVermillion if you did that, we would have to listen to jack black singing, and nobody wants that...

[LolVermillion]

@hyperman1992 Then again......I don't care for your opinion. I'm sorry.

[hyperman1992]

@LolVermillion haha i'm jk. jack black needs to do this

[TerryB01]

I wonder if the Twins could run from the Time Police?

[capetorial]

@TerryB01 i do believe they belong to the same society, or their societies recognize eachother, as they were in the audience of the warden's temporal hearing

[TerryB01]

@capetorial They beam in and out of everywhere, so I'm not so sure.

[BrutalPounder]

@TerryB01 No one can run from the Time police, they control time, even if they warped out they could probably return the moment they weren't warped and catch them, or do anything really.

[soccer63100]

lol

[AggsOfSpades]

Why can't I stop watching this?!

[TheBloodyScotsman]

im 12.

when the bass dropped

so did my balls.

[Extremepwnage14]

I made this my new ringtone. Now I never pick up the phone just so I can listen to this X3

[Reponox]

Stupid:/

[protomanhasballs]

why can't i stop watching this?

[Ghostlyman211]

Words to fucking live by

[netofbeing13]

The "Reeelaaaax" clip and the whole space dust spiel is the best. time police 1 and 2 were by far the trippiest episodes in season 1.

[rocketman5989]

sounds like from cheap trick

[miyamotofan]

This video creeps me out but that tune is so catchy.

[noxvesica]

Seriously, who wouldn't want this job? Being paid to sing at and then drain people's lives? Hell yeah!

[usuk16]

i cant stop laughing whenever i see this XD i lose control XD

[AtomicCrowbar]

I said this while running in P.E. :D

[boening08]

WTF? Why did I watch this?

[xXSkittlesDaRabbitXx]

Osama: *running*

Navy Seals: WAIT. STOP. YOU CANNOT ESCAPE. NEVER RUN FROM THE NAVY SEALS. YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE! *shoots him*

[Mono2571]

@xXSkittlesDaRabbitXx but thats not funny.

[Thesoulreplay]

UMM I Run track and i can run up to 4-5miles until i start dying so ya... and im a county champion so fuck off cops try to catch me

[crazyjak56]

@Thesoulreplay these aren't just normal cops. NEVER RUN AWAY FROM THE TIME POLICE! YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE!

[TheEuskon]

This is just a mindfuck...

[RizzleMcRizz]

Zilean

[CPTHAP]

@RizzleMcRizz

NEVER RUN AWAY FROM THE TIME BOMBS

YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE

[heisatai]

@RizzleMcRizz Win

[ZeptoWithaGun]

I REALLY wish they made a picture on deviant art or something about a Superjail Time police version of Osama bin Ladin getting captured by the Navy Seals.

[MadDogArchie64Gamer]

"you will not survive". Thanks for the heads up I can see your killing me

[twentyfourpurple]

Oh no I was humming this in school

So many people stared at me.

[BambiXFaline15]

D: FUCK YOU POLICE MEN FOR KILLING WARDEN :(

[cldrules]

fuckinfg love Superjail! so violent.

[lechugatony]

man, season 2 aint SHIT compared to season 1. wtf happened? its like they got new writers, animators, everything. what a let down. i wouldve preferred to just have season 1 and for it to be known an awesome show and a gem. instead we get a shitty season 2 with music during the 2 or 3 gore scenes we've gotten.

[Chronische]

@lechugatony At least it's happening. If they keep going, they might hit the mark again, but if it just stops forever we'll end up with another Korgoth... An awesome concept that they didn't even try to explore fully.

[philliesruleurschool]

ill do it at track

[suicidedelinquent]

i have learnt a valuable life lesson here. i'll never run from the time police again

[SincerelyTasha]

Need this for my ring tone

[COD4freak123]

sounds like a Tenacious D song

[AEROSOL2IGNKRUE]

@COD4freak123 its jackblack with a pitch control on his voice....sweet aint it?

[usjets08]

Winning.

[No1Significant1]

They totally PWNED the warden using the most deadly weapon of all! ... Time.

[Jason9992fromroblox]

U WIEL NAET SURVIAVE

[FilmmakeroftheFuture]

Sounds like a sweet song.:D

[autobot50]

i love this show from Adult Swim

[HamonLord]

This scene was so full of win!

[caralon3105]

Insert game over music after 13 seconds.

[johnpavelow]

Its already my ringtone, i swear.

[2oneessay]

I want this to be my ringtone

[Monty0699]

OMG is the entire episode centered around these guys or is it just a small clip? If not we need more of them singing every time they talk LOl

[MrThembones]

@Monty0699 have you seen the episode? they sing every sentence.

[IXScroungerXI]

I can't stop watching this...their voices. >_<

[MrAlpha93652053175]

rofl nice vid man i love this!!

[PaulWillikins]

you sir win 50 million internets for the this scrumtrulecent nugget of television of gold

[PaulWillikins]

@PaulWillikins i've just watched this 15 times ..........AND IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER!

[RipRJD]

Wahahah this 2 funny

[FaidleyEthan]

is that Jack black?

[0sseus]

10 people did not survive

[acidtrip212]

totally jack black

[SolidSoldier01]

@acidtrip212

fuck jack black

[regeneratorkingalt]

yep,in april 3rd,there will be a new season

[crbn64]

The TIME POLICE

they live inside of my head

the TIME POLICE

they... wait...

(if you get the reference you are the bee's knees)

[RedSHARK6]

@crbn64 The dream police :)

[SanitiesChapel]

Chuck Norris trained the Time Police. XD

[debarvj]

LMAO!!!!

[SKULLRED2010]

(sing it) 9 people could not escape... ran away from the time police... and did not survive!

[strelok230]

9 people tried to run from the time police...... sorry couldnt help :P

[applestomper]

Its Adult swim

[jeepheep69]

This show looks like it is one of those old timeny kids shows, then you keep watching.

[monster0n1]

@EternalWinterMyLove superjail

[ArtemisArcane]

Chuck Norris ran away from the time police... Twice!

[iamnanosec]

OWNED BY TIME!

[acemusta]

I wish all police were like this, then everyone would get along.

[Punk69Freak]

police should really consider singing a part of the arrest. it would make everyones lives so much easier

[AwkwardDonny]

HEY!....

WAIT!...

YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE!

♪ NEVER RUN AWAY FROM THE TIME PO-LICE!

YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE! ♪

[Nintendoman01]

"Hey! Wait!

You cannot escape!

Never run away from the Time Police!

You will not survive!"

[ladykmn1]

lol



[MistaHappyJ]

I wish real police talked like that

[acemusta]

@MistaHappyJ I was just about to post the same comment and then I deleted it cause I saw yours lol.

If all police talked like that I couldn't run away from them stoned because I'd be laughing to hard I'd start to rofl.

[benzo546]

@MistaHappyJ fuck u

[bondsmoka]

I 'd die laughing if I heard a cop singing as he was chasing me, hence i would not survive.

[residualbill]

I would love to hear this made into a complete song.

[Simma7]

If a cop was singing as he tried to apprehend me. I would just stop running and let him arrest me.

[residualbill]

This line repeats in my head often.

[SuperCaptainFail]

this episode is on, I'm not lying, quite literally, with no exaggeration, RIGHT NOW, like, quite literally, EXACTLY this EXACT moment, I can express how exact I am right now when I say this episode is on RIGHT NOW, but in 11 minutes, if I were to say that it was on then, I would be wrong, but I am not, I am saying it 11 minutes from the previously said statement, meaning that this episode is on RIGHT THIS EXACT MOMENT

[Jeremiah11Tech]

@SuperCaptainFail im watching it too i just searched it when i heard him say that

[SuperCaptainFail]

@Jeremiah11Tech As previously stated, it is approximately 11 minutes AFTER my comment was posted, ergo, my entirely hypothetical statement has come true, which means that this episode is over

[Jeremiah11Tech]

@SuperCaptainFail lolwut? XD

[jokerpunk117]

@SuperCaptainFail i watching it too,as we type

[Simma7]

@jokerpunk117 Good to know im not the only one lol

[residualbill]

@SuperCaptainFail I'm watching it too! I came looking for this clip, hoping someone had just this bit.

...YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE-AH!

[153cassie]

WAIT

[Kshizzel19]

This is the most messed up show...

[Oblivionapc]

@TheMalici0usM0nk3y

I wouldve liked your comment had you spelled "like" right

[Bleenderhead]

Where's my, time stick?

[fecalophagus]

Hee! Hee! I need one of those time accelerators to fully grow into my immortal powers.

[Oswin2006]

9 people couldn't escape from the time police and didn't survive

[Alaina1190]

best clip on all of youtube.

[TheMalici0usM0nk3y]

Sounds lick Jack Black.......

[LtDan104]

fucking legendary. I think i broke the replay button

[Skyfinity]

Although I'm unsure about whether it's a good idea to associate David Bowie with Superjail, doesn't that guard's song sound a bit like Bowie's "Oh You Pretty Things" ?

[teratophobia]

@Skyfinity

CANNOT UNHEAR!!!

[EntropicMisanthropic]

HEY!....

WAIT!...

YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE!

♪ NEVER RUN AWAY FROM THE TIME PO-LICE!

YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE! ♪

[theuserutubesux]

@EntropicMisanthropic how to fuck is this one of the top rated comments? isnt the video better than the fucking text?

[TheTimewarp42]

@theuserutubesux Because at least 35% of the YouTube population is retarded and still fascinated by the fact that he can type things that aren't on the keyboard.

[Luffy0123456789]

@TheTimewarp42 Oh you people need to grow up. Suck my dick.

[Hollandx]

my friend turns 30 this week. I wonder if it would be in bad taste to send him this.

[m0zA2T]

@Hollandx well... did you do it?

[samm9657]

haha....random



[FascistFashion]

9 people did not survive

[Evilmzz]

Comment prevented from being written. - The time police

[DragonBoy717]

@Evilmzz lol nice one

[SufferingSarge]

pwned

[robotchicken088]

hagha



[DementedStudios9007]

I raped the replay button

[PandaEff]

@8bitsexscene Ima give your comment a thumbs up just to annoy that other guy.

[Monocerus]

this is not real time police

[RomeroFanboy]

@Monocerus they are they chased me down once, I'm 97 years old...

[mcpatterson2]

on a different note....i practically worship the superjail series. I bought the dvd and have watched it with friends like 5 times while tripping. :o

[8bitsexscene]

nine people ran away from the time police and didnt survive.

[mcpatterson2]

@8bitsexscene i hate fags like you that make dumb fucking comments like this just so you'll get s "thumbs up"....fucking sad

[8bitsexscene]

@mcpatterson2 rofl internet rage FTL

[mcpatterson2]

@8bitsexscene sad ass kid that just wants to get his comment rated high? fucking faggot seriously....go outside man

[potatosaurus]

@8bitsexscene i'm gonna agree with that other guy...

[calumjlindsay]

@8bitsexscene i also hate you.

[snowflakeFactory]

this happened to 9 other people

[wednesday9000]

LOL. 9 other people ran away from the time police.

[iTzPsychoX]

Never run away from the TIME POLICE.

You will not survive-UH.

[itsconnorstime]

@iTzPsychoX 9 people did not survive-UH.

[iTzPsychoX]

@itsconnorstime

I see...

xD

[MrZuesThunder]

Comment removed b y the Time Police.

[chomper]

YOU CANNNNNOT ESCAYEEEEP

[MrMxyVillain]

Chuck Norris is the Time Police Commissioner.

[drumpower8510]

HURR DURR 9 PEOPLE TRIED TO RUN AWAY FROM THE TIME POLICE!!!!!!!

[LenaCS]

yes, best clip ever

[VegardTveitan]

It's nearly impossible to only watch this once

[ShiaKyosuka]

The reason why they sing has to be, well they're the time police. They've seen every moment probably more times than we can count. Therefore, it became extremely repetitive towards them and they decided to try to ease their boredom by singing the things they knew they would say in response instead of just normally saying them.

That's what I think, anyway. :P

[effekt4]

@ShiaKyosuka it's impossible to try and make sense out of any of superjail, trying to do so just ruins the experience

[theflyingscudman]

@ShiaKyosuka it's a reference to the dream police, a song form the 80s, hence the singing.

[TheSonicmario]

@ShiaKyosuka ...WAT DA FUCK ARE YOU SAYIN!? (jk)

[therealcritic28]

@NinjaPenguinPuffle

Don't worry, they're working on a Season 2!