Dalek vs American

[awesomeatoon]

Today, some wierdo's garden, tomorrow, THE WORLD! Friday, THE UNIVERSE! AND MAYBE THE DANNY'S DOUGHNUTS DOWN THE ROAD WHILE WE'RE AT IT!!!!!

[TheGdog3]

And my first thought Dalek wins before watching it Dalek wins

[animagigirl]

next time: dalek vs obama

[animagigirl]

yeah, I CAN see people in my country doing that. oh I'd love for a dalek to come to my school, roll its self in front of all the dickheads, and exterminate them!

[JohnSheppard339]

I'm from America and I find this hilarious, and I think we can all agree, this was a very accurate representation of Obama! lol

in all seriousness I am sick and tired of the people of the UK disrespecting America. We are each others closest allies, hell, we were born from you, and we bailed you out twice (I'm not trying to be an ass by saying that).

P.S. I think Britain has great comedy and Doctor Who is the greatest show ever!

[MyMerlin1]

Dalek vs Gay American

[borgduck]

@MyMerlin1 Shut the bloody hell up, already!!

[CatCatHasAChannel]

OMG I HAVE THAT DALEK!!!!! :D

[14warr]

Why are Americans afraid of 5" daleks.

[killroy71]

Apparently they're in a blue state. This dude's a real wuss.

[MsDramagirl1]

doctor who is AMAZING nd nice video

[spongegob28]

He wet himself

[soupalex]

I laff'd. Begad, though, what are you drinking that makes you piss like THAT!? :¬|

[animechick002]

This video made me giggle a little bit, however i would suggest trying to get a better sound system for the camera (or upgrading the camera) if your going to use it in digital editing for the footage.

When you edit any kind of footage and wish to leave the original sound track, it distorts.

My only other suggestion would be to film, and THEN record in a more sound friendly enviroment. (where the wind, cars etc. won't get in the way.)

At any rate, it's cute regardless what people say

[SirWillig]

lol yay for exaggeration comedy!

[ACTIN8OR]

Wow. xDD

[davidls11]

I've never seen anyone try to rust a Dalek before.

[Rezanaut]

Doused in lame sauce...

[alks1123]

LOL this is hilarous

[remanuelmr]

0:59 to 1:03 adorable music kinda fits to the dalek lol!

[bladester100]

funny shyte lool 

[ThreeCatsScratching]

That was weak

[KittyNightfox]

It's not offensive but it is pretty lame.

[Ozimul]

I'm American and I find this hilarious.

[mttplrd]

I'm American. I find this funny. Not belly laugh funny, but I find it funny. I apologize to the international community for America loosing their sense of humor. Remember when we had a sense of humor, during the days of "In Living Color" and Married With Children"? Stuff that would be so funny, you'd poop yourself. Ahh... good times. But in our defense, you'd go ape-shit too if you had nothing in your country to watch but crap like the "Jersey Shore" and "Twilight".

[pumpkill]

@mttplrd I love this! Valid points sir, valid points!

[dronecall1]

Quite funny that.

[jediraslan13]

53 americans pressed the dislike button after being exterminated

[Mr10vvvvvvvvvv]

typical amarica

[paladinx829]

@Mr10vvvvvvvvvv oh really? lets see you kill a dalek how bout it? lol id trap it and keep it as a pet

[Mr10vvvvvvvvvv]

@paladinx829 why would i i am a dalek

[LegoGear]

lol

that was quite amusing

And was that Bill and Ted thing at the end?

[jalski1downshroom]

lol, the urine would probably short circuit them. : )

[zachr121]

You really could've made a better title for this, it's rather nationalist. It would've been funnier if it wasn't so nationalist.

[uglyengineer]

Britain must be proud.

[BadWolfChannel]

.... -Giggles-

[WilliamGrantham]

th

is may be offensive but it is lol

[wwwaaarrrggghhh]

that thing is fucking sweet

[optimus212100]

an american would be too fat to run away from a snail let alone a dalek

[jalski1downshroom]

@optimus212100 there's alot more american olympian gold medalists than most other countries. Besides, I could probably outrun you.

[eksortso]

Dude if I ran into a Dalek I'd be like, "Dude, didn't you dudes used to shoot flames?" And then it'd fry me like a cheese sandwich.

[coolwatch26]

More its a moral message Americans some ways are like Daleks as a super power but very subtle about it where a Dalek is so obvious.

[coolwatch26]

I would go big smile :D get of my way Dalek and go yeah I am your enemy here EXTERMINATE! Sledge hammer right in its eye stalk dalek gone in bits and pieces LOL! What a loser on that video ROFL!!!!

[BeerMoneyLive]

the only part i enjoyed was the few seonds of 'play with me' at the end.... didnt really get the rest

[killer21334]

oh forgot i also used 2 rc cars

[killer21334]

heheheh my roommate is having night mares bout daleks and he always goes for a midnight snack so i built a dalek from a vacum and some scarps a flash light and a speaker and placed it at the door when he came in i shouted exterminate! into the mike the guy peed his pants!!!!

[iceburg008]

lol realy cAb u do a vid bout it

[killer21334]

i wanted 2 but he brooke my camera to get me back

[PokemonPinecone]

@killer21334 That just made me laugh so hard!!!

[EmperorOfMars]

@killer21334 Get a statue of a weeping angle :D

[pumpkill]

@EmperorOfMars not being offensive, just.. cos you spelt it wrong as "Weeping Angle" I imagined the corner of a triangle sobbing and just laughed like crazy!!

[AnderzSwe94]

you call this funny? what a fail

[thegamerkid77]

ok i under stand that u and your kids wer having fun but the name of the video dosent have to be so derogatory towards Americans.

[paladinx829]

ok ok fine i dont care if they switch gravity id just get a rocket launcher and blast the damn thing straight to hell and back STOP FRIGGIN BUGGING ME!!!

[Chipmonkey1]

I would be so excited if I saw a Dalek as well....that is until that whole extermination thing comes along. That would ruin the mood pretty quickly I would think.

[wowwxurcool]

i would be so excited if i saw a dalek !

[TheDSMoviegamer]

Haha lol

[brettsworld99]

lol

[meowbooks]

Hehe. Yup, 'cause we Americans just wouldn't know what to do in the event of a Dalek invasion. ;D

[NodDisciple1]

I do, you hide behind a couch. X-P

[LexiT9551]

I hoped I wasn't the only one who did that.

[SwantonDonna]

lol, this is acually quite funny. i like the sound effects ^^

[startrekgamer]

You know whats weird, I never found myslef

scared of daleks.

[BlueGnoll]

Well, since the mid/late 80's, they can fly.

[startrekgamer]

yep & the reason is cause i can't see what makes them scary.

[LordRammasus]

they can fly

[PipeFellow3434]

Surely you dont know anything of Daleks.

[jetpiston]

All politics aside, this would be a lot funnier if it was, you know, funny. I'd give it maybe 2 out of five.

[impofhighnoon]

Wow, this Dalek has just caused an international incident. Can't people just laugh without getting political anymore?

[BlueGnoll]

Thanks for posing the question. There are a lot of really tightly clenched butt cheeks out there apparently. This was me and the kids having fun, people need to relax.

[SubzeroFusion]

big bladder

[ShipmasterFlint]

that might happen.. but if it was in Alabama the Dalek would have got a shotgun blast to its dome

[Boiledchicken111]

lol so funny; it earns 5/5

[sark76]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[ufoguy9987]

the laser came partly outta the eye

[miniclipplay]

sooooooooooooooooo funny

[BlueGnoll]

People, keep in mind this is a movie about a Dalek making a guy piss himself before he's exterminated. It made me and my kids laugh -- as you can see from the shaky camera work -- and some viewers laugh too. Try and keep that in mind before you get your sphincters clenched too tightly. ;)

[archymage1]

im american... find that kind of insulting... and don't even say it isnt, its really really mean to americans. What did we do to you?

[brigeboy95]

well you... teamed up with france helped destroy nearly all are coloneys ....

[DarkAndMartyr]

ye i know lol, jus jjokin about, im english myself mate hehe

[ColonelSheppard]

If you don't like Americans, you don't know a thing about us.

[ScienceDalek]

He is american.

[paiceyd]

kill those american basterds

[BlueGnoll]

Oh wow... It never even dawned on me people would assume I'm a Brit. I haven't got a drop of English blood in me, potentially some Irish, but let's not go mad with my personal history. That's an authentic Midwest accent you hear.

[mowingthefrontlawn]

Then why are you insulting yourself?

[ScienceDalek]

Why not? It's fun. I'm a prick. There see?

[mowingthefrontlawn]

Haha, yeah.

[nitromeplay]

Hilarious i coudn't stop laughing!!!!

[HabsAMillion]

I love the part where the Dalek is just staring at the trousers :)

[NRALiberal]

yeah let's be make fun of American's like Jeremey Clarkson cause he's so cool. You don;t need to have wit to get laughs, just make fun of American's over and over and over again and you'll draw a crowd. God... you would think think British would knock it off considering their barbaric history.

[BlueGnoll]

Well, in the U.K., Doctor Who regularly gets between 7 and 9 million viewers a week. Here in the States it's more like 1.5 million, so I figure there's way fewer Americans who would even know what a Dalek is -- maybe a mutant R2 unit or something.

[iloveamericans1]

@BlueGnoll Doctor who is not really heard of in the US or Daleks.You have star wars and star trek over there.

[TimeKaiser]

@iloveamericans1 Actually I know of a good amount of people here in the USA who know about Dr. Who and I myself am going to check if I get the channel "BBC America" from my cable provider so I can start watching it.

[randominsanepeople]

yeah but we might be barbaric in the past but americans are barbaric right now but the main thing is their also really, really, thick! oh and full of it

[everythingisyou]

This is coming from someone who doesn't know they're from their.

Of course we're the thick ones.

[randominsanepeople]

Oh behold your stupidity, everyone knows about english going to the usa. It now where talking about, stop proving me right

[everythingisyou]

I'm sorry, I don't quite understand what you're saying. Of course, that must be because I'm obscenely thick. Your lack of grammar, spelling, and any semblance of punctuation probably has nothing to do with it.

[randominsanepeople]

Yes it is becuase everyone on the internet pays attention to their spelling. You really are proving everything I say right. Obviously not all americans are thick, but you are clearly in the vast majority that is.

[KeyToTime]

That's coming from a country that never stops insulting the English with that stereotypical "British accent" that makes an appearance on almost every American comedy show.

[BlackfoxKitsune]

you think thats bad? Try finding out how much the rest of the world hates American's.. realy dude, the world hates the USA.

[pillarof9]

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The Brits RULE!!!

[jordanmaru]

i feel like taking a dump

[joejonasisdabestever]

im laughing soo hard im cryin

[thigmotatic]

Lame.

[inthedark45]

if that was me i'd kick that thing like a football

[DalekHunter1994]

I'd smash its eyestalk and pull out a mirror. Hopefully it would reflect the Dalek's gun.

[TheRabidMonkie]

It's an electrical beam lol. So best thing would be to stick a piece of copper wire in it's gun and wrap it around the dalek, so when it fired it electricuted itself lol.

[ptftulsa]

ummm im an american and well its not that insulting, some of us can be completley retarded. but not all of us is like that

[GenghisKhan44]

Yeah. Americans wouldn't know what to do with a Dalek.

Betcha the first damn country they'd take over is the US of A, cos Americans are stupid enough to think they can beat ANYTHING.

I speak from experience and eyewitness accounts (namely my own).

[mowingthefrontlawn]

Well, I live in America and not all Americans are stupid. The Americans you'd see on television are stupid because our media thinks no one would like to watch smart people, so they televise idiots. Is America stupid enough to think it can beat anything? Well, we are a very successful nation, especially for being started by 'average joes' and we've always helped Britain in wartime when we weren't neutral. Even Doctor Who portrays America that way, like in "turn left."

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[mowingthefrontlawn]

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I do believe you about your personal experience, though. There are idiots in the US and most of us are mad at them for making us look bad. With what the rest of the world sees of us on TV, it's understandable why others look down upon us.

[BlackfoxKitsune]

"we've always helped Britain in wartime"

While i respect the rest of your comment that one part right there is fulse, Japan had to Bomb the USA first before it would lift is ass and help! and as for you helping in wartime?! yeah right!! it's always Nato helping the USA because the training is SO bad in the US forses they kill their OWN troops, including allies.. otherwise the rest of what you speak is truthful.

[mowingthefrontlawn]

The United States didn't jump up and fight with the British at the beginning of WWII because it was a neutral nation, and that's what I said: "...helped Britain in wartime when we weren't neutral." The U.S. didn't fight alongside Britain at first because it's citizens did not want anymore war involvement after WWI, they wanted to remain peaceful and they saw no point in fighting in a war that was on the other side of the world.

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[mowingthefrontlawn]

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But staying out of the war wasn't completely their decision to make. The Axis powers planned to take over America after they were finished with the Eastern nations. The Pearl Harbor bombing by Japan really brought this to their attention and then they faught alongside Britain to defeat the nazis. As for the mediocre military, we're working on fixing that, but don't forget that all militaries have their flaws. I know one that used to where red coats in battle.

[DarkAndMartyr]

was it the Scarlet Pimpernel?

[mowingthefrontlawn]

No, I was reffering to the old British military.  Some of them still wear red coats, but not into battle anymore.

[Mavrik347]

Didn't stop them taking over 3/4 of Earth... It certainly instilled fear into the enemy when the infamous red coats were marching towards them. For that reason I think pointing it out as a flaw is pretty - flawed.

[mowingthefrontlawn]

When they took over a very rough estamate of 3/4 of the earth, it was mostly against places like India and Africa, which had poor militaries. I was reffering to times when they faught against armies that were more in 'their league,' like the French and Indian War and the American Revolutionary War. In the latter, I think the British had the better army. It was the lack of being familiar with the terrain and the coats that didn't blend in with anything that brought them down.

[ScienceDalek]

The British army depended on being imperialistic and standing out rather than blending in. So I heartily agree.

[mowingthefrontlawn]

With me or Mavrik347?

[ScienceDalek]

You.

[animechick002]

@mowingthefrontlawn I understand that this comment was posted like two years ago, but I just wanted to say something, even at the risk of it already being said. This video was made by an american himself. grow up, and get a life already. Not everything on the internet has to become politial or a debate on how "great" america is.

America is no better or worse then ANY other country on the planet, it is simply there. So cram the big brother syndrom up yer butt, no on wants to hear it anymore

[mowingthefrontlawn]

@animechick002 Totally forgot about this comment. Reading it now, two years later, I'm surprised that I wrote it; It doesn't sound like me very much. I've deleted it so it causes no more trouble (and because I sound a bit foolish).

As you can see, the uploader explained the video was not a nationalistic insult, but a humorous statement about the lack of awareness of Doctor Who in the U.S.

I don't have a Big Brother syndrome and my rectum is 'exit only.'

Thanks for the reply.

[realistESCfan]

Interesting.... what you failed to leave out was; You helped the British at a price (our price as an economic powerhouse) ie we were the strongest economy & the US demanded the dollar to be replace the pound as the universal currency - do some research, the US certainly helped us but at the same time screwed us up big time.

[mowingthefrontlawn]

Okay, I never knew that. But, we've had good presidents and bat presidents. And you guys seem to be doin' alright.

[generallyanony]

HAHAHA Britain doing alright? Its in shambles, the current "Prime Minister" wasn't even elected!!!

[Smunh0]

You are partly right. Remember "Daleks in Manhatten".

[Leaviel]

that was odd... I think, if I saw a Dalek... I'd either run as fast as I could away from it, or assume it was someone's toy and start petting it... yeah, probably the later..

[TheRabidMonkie]

Hehe

[Ceilingductofevil]

WTF, dude? Don't you have a brain? They have youtube AND doctor who fans in america too, you idiot!!!

[BlueGnoll]

And your point is...what? You type well?

[Ceilingductofevil]

Yes, and someone could be insulted!

[TheRabidMonkie]

If anyone is so insecure as to be offended by this, perhaps they should end their lives?

[Ceilingductofevil]

Shut up.

[TheRabidMonkie]

Insecurity?

Seriously, OH NOES I'M OFFENDED BY A VIDEO THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAVE ANYTHING OF AN OFFENSIVE NATURE IN IT!

Get a fucking life.

[Ceilingductofevil]

Exactly!!

[TheRabidMonkie]

You confuse me, exactly what???

[player17a]

some yank dont know what a dalek is

[ltxdv8]

My 3 year old found this and we laughed our butts off!!! Thanks!!!!!

[pokemasterdalekcaaan]

yuk very funny but YUK

[kylieorhooziersr0ck]

funnyist thing on YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From kylieandhooziersr0ck

(make more videos like that plz!)

[Fourthwallpress]

yep great death ray - wish i had done it so good on my "dalek v mac"

[jthbillyboy]

lol

[speeedskater]

cool, looks like you and the kids have fun doing this, keep up the good work, drink more beer,

[speeedskater]

whoam whoa, WHOAA, too much beer, what the hell ?

LOL, sent the ling to some of friend ( yes; I have friends )

where did the kids go ?

[BlueGnoll]

lol. They were filming and operating the Dalek -- then laughing their asses off as we manufactured an appropriate sound effect.

[silverdaleks1]

How much has he drunk?! By the way nice death ray.

[BlueGnoll]

That was nothing. This is middle America bubba -- too much beer and salt in the diet. XD

[kylieorhooziersr0ck]

your sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooo funny