chinese new year on CCTV tang dynasty dances

[Juice4Productions]

WHA? Where's the gravity???

[golmatung]

Ni hao! qing wen, shenme can guan zai li?

[golmatung]

God please hear my prayer, let me have one of these outter space look face, I really want have one of those Chinese girls.

[golmatung]

I want to learn you and your performance, girl you look like outter space angel girl, when did you come to this world?

Amituofo!!

[golmatung]

Can I ask you girl, what did you do to your right legs, how come you don't move it in the same way as your left legs and what did you do to your weight, how come you don't fall down from such dance? Amituofo!!