Abridged Classics: Il Fantasma dell'opera 3/3

[Poet2916]

Raoul was beaten with an ugly stick when he was born.

[kidnapkidd]

I just noticed the rat crawling down his pants is male.

[NMSailormoon]

why is raoul so fugly in this movie?

[jazzandmint]

"Carlotta stumbles into the Labyrinth, and Jareth is not happy about it." I just laughed for five minutes straight. XD

[SparkRabbit]

Wouldn't he be "Ratman"?

[MST3K1986]

Seriously, there is not enough WTF in the world to discribe this movie.

Though I now kind of want to see Rifftrax take this on, though it would likely cause even strong team of Mike, Kevin and Bill to end up sitting on the floor of their showers, rocking back and forth in desperate attempt to feel clean again.

[Raku]

Um... Wow... So like... Yeah... Heaven almighty... I thought I saw it all, but NOOOOOOOO!

[JadeWeapon]

0:09 : A Wild Snorlax Appears

[Celesmoon]

Lol, Jareth and Carlotta...

[KraisinsGhost]

A moment to scrub your brain... Better break out the bleach and Lava soap!

[PinkCharmander]

"Carlotta stumbles into the labyrinth, and Jareth is not happy about it."

huh. Must be the wig.

[freewingedangel1]

thats my fav omg

[xoxoMandieRosexoxo]

0:57

"Carlotta stumbles into the Labyrinth and Jareth is not happy about it!"

TOO FUNNY!!!!!

[datalal624]

*Christine hits Wiggy Ratface with a rock*

Wiggy Ratface says, "...oww..." XD lol

Love how he takes freakin' forever to die, too. This movie is batshit crazy! Sorry, I meant RATshit crazy! Oy vey...

[KraisinsGhost]

Carlotta has no nipples? Ratsex? Wow..i have no words.

[iluvsnoopy25]

wow..kinda cool version..still dont get the floating rat trap thingy in 2/3

[Yadret]

3:20 the rat was like "fuck this man i am gettin the hell oughtta here!"

[LittleLotte1373]

It's OVER! FINISHED! *laughs maniacally* Good Lord, that's one of the only character deaths I've felt REALLY good about in a long time.

[hollow334]

Anyways thanks so much for this great review. =] I enjoyed watching it and it made me laugh. I was actually going to -buy- this film too until I saw this.

[hollow334]

*gasp* He cheated on her with rats! Time for them to go on the Maury show.

[VictorianHistorian]

Bravo!

[xXxEvilPixiexXx]

Umm, i don't really know what to say, exept, WTF!!!

[hollyhuffstutler]

I think we are looking at the only cinematic instance in which an actress got a lead role because A) the director wanted to sleep with her AND B) She's his daughter!

This is beyond creepy!

[KCvampsandphantoms]

this movie is defently a WTF thing and it should be ashamed 2 be called a Phantom movie but it is sooooo funny that's why u watch it

[Deepdesert]

they should do a sequel just with the Steampunk Ratcatcher and Crazy Maid, and preview it at comic-con, i would go see that!

[Baratsuki]

HE'S HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH HIS FAMILY!!!

-Erika

Erik is the great grandpa of Chuck Norris

-Lorelei

[MsMixis]

AHHAHHAHA. I LAUGHED THREW THE WHOLE SERIES.

When he screams CHRISTINE and he get's surrounded by angellight he looks like a witch with a really bad hairday. Really bad.

[GirLover77]

This was hilarious!!!!! XD i really hate this version of the phantom of the opera....its just....terrible!!!!! i cant believe dario argento made this shit!! I love the labyrinth joke! lol

[Unicorn879]

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I don't think I've ever laughed so hard during a death scene before. Seriously, WTF? And Christine has issues. Loved how after being shot . . . six times it takes a single bayonet to the back to finally off him.

Christine and Raoul are going to be a therapists wet dream after this.

[crawfordfanatic]

WYH???????? thats the best i can come up with!

[claire17ceili]

......wiiiiiiiiiiiig.

[NeverAloneForever]

After 4 times. It's like "Is he Tony Montana?". I'll take your fucking bullet.

[Hasselhoffhater]

Can someone tell what Aria is that on :40 and 4:31 and who was singing t?

[miep8675]

I know that Juliet was singing the second one.

[SirThinks2Much]

I don't think I've ever cracked up this hard at watching a hot guy dying.

[puppydogboy13]

i cant ever watch the 2004 version of the movie the same way ever again

[puppydogboy13]

LMAO LABRYNINTH JOKE!

[nina12345678917]

good im not the only 1 who got tht =D

[CCNuck]

Oh my Lord, those poor rats.

[baakal01]

I think they were raped.

[Melstrife]

That is funny. Man, they really twisted Phantom. Kinda messed up, but you can tell the director was trying to make this serious but that didn't work did it. It's still so wrong for him to use his daughter.

[menslady125]

This movie...well, the Phantom looks cool, like a character from manga. And Christine actually seems to like him.

But otherwise, bad acting, bad lines...oh, gosh.

[tiedyedreams09]

epic win!

[SailorDirector]

Wtf is Christine bipolar or something? She and Erik were all lovey dovey and then 2 seconds later she's batshit crazy.

This movie is WTF in general. Too graphic for me.

[stitchgrl777]

LOL that's EXACTLY what I thought!!!

Christine is DEFINITELY BiPolar. She doesn't care for Raoul. She gets in ONE FIGHT with Erik, and she calls Raoul "My Love!". Then she SMACKS Erik in the HEAD with a ROCK, and screams as Erik is getting shot, "Don't leave me!!!!!"

WTF??

[merchantIV]

Hilarious!

[menslady125]

I don't understand. Just asking: What is the point of this?

[PhantomCake]

0:11

ooh look a phantom!

[Jal8919536]

Was this supposed to be an intended black comedy?

[PhantomCake]

0:12

CANDY!

[RebelFounderOdogoo]

omg wtf this review is scaring me more and more this movie makes me feel like i have been raped and i have only seen this review on it i am going back to my happy Michael Crawford land with the hot and also very screwed up looking phantom who can sing and is doing nice things to my mind and not raping it :'-(

[Keepseeker]

^----What rebel said.

[RebelFounderOdogoo]

*Highfive*

[vAmPiiRaKiiSs]

jajajaja I´m happy thanks!!!

XD this phantom.

great video.

[canelongno1]

i sware this director has some father dauter isues if he can alow his dauter to play such a perverted role as that AND DIRECT HER TO

[kriitikko]

Aww, you didn't mention Raoul's little adventure in the Turkish bath. Oh well, this vids are totally epic!

[bethiemw]

Raoul: Christine?? *ready to get it on*

Random Girl in Bath: No, not Christine.

Raoul: RAAAR! GET BEHIND ME SATAN!!! [Actual line.]

xP

[TheLastVampireChild]

The father must have said he was going to dis own his daughter if she didn't do this part.

[loudgurl927]

"sadly, they didn't teach him how to dodge bullets."

ROTFL! I almost pee'd myself. The funniest shit I've ever watched.

[emilygracey]

"Man, I hate uppity chicks."

I know it's cliche to say this, but I actually woke someone up from laughing so hard. Bravo! **adds to playlist**

[clamp2005]

Dude...wtf is with the RATS?

[pilio123]

WIG

[CoinOperatedRomance]

soooo.....he sniffs her shoe to gather her FEMALE SCENT

[adrianaquintero223]

God, I love your comments!

LOLZ!

[yumenohoshi86]

i screamed, i laughed, i gagged...

all in all, amazing.

[goosejoy20]

It is so sad I actullay watched the full movie. I like your version much better. It was much better use of my time.

[TangoMaureen07]

Thanks goodness this is forgotten

[generic334]

seriously argento WTF

[TwilightGeisha]

Nevermind. God, I wish I could scrub my brain...

[TwilightGeisha]

??? this movie is so weird! But it's so weird that it's kind of fascinating.

[marietheweird]

[actual line] i loved it!

[dianamn]

"Until death us do part!"

HAHAHAHAHA

[TheRadioCow]

HILLARIOUS!

LOVED IT XD

[iluvmygreenpen]

LMAO

I've never watched the actual movie.

I want to now, just to laugh at it!

BRILLIANT! xD

[SloeEyedDoe]

Why do heroines always faint at the silliest possible moment? Liiiiike when they should be fighting off their kidnapper?

[bethiemw]

I laughed until I cried. This was priceless! :D

[vAmPiiRaKiiSs]

jaja muy gracioso amigo!!

excelente jajaja sigue asi, aunque yo no me esperaba que fuera tan porno!!

muy bueno.

suerte

[Snickerstheghost]

I kind of like this version, but some parts of it are so hillarious! XD

[SkeletalWings]

Shirtless lumberjack... lol. *hums Monty Python's Lumberjack Song*

Thank you for pointing out everything that was wrong with this film and making it funny rather than just plain disturbing.

[jarvisel]

Hahahahhahahahaha.........I laughed myself into a headache.

[qwertlc]

OMG! If that's not the way it was, that's the way it OUGHT to have been! You somehow managed to make a henious movie hilarious! *thumbs up/goes to scrub head out*

[Darkmindedrose]

LOL This was hilarious!

[ElectricShark]

Raking his nails down her boob?

EH?

What the hell is with that?

[AlexielOfTheAngels]

3: 47 i do that too...everyday...xD

[lilwackie85]

thanks for saving me 90 minutes of my life by cutting it down to 20 minutes!!!! :)

[LoyalPadme]

I love the Carlotta stumbles into the Labyrinth bit, that was awsome, lmao! XD This movie is freakin wierd! To me at least, I know some people might dig it ;)

[matheusmarchetti]

Very funny. But I think I´m the only one who actually likes this version!

[Amy66654]

you're not... i like this version of the Phantom of the Opera too.. even if there are some strange scenes... i think it's quite good!

[WhiteBuddha]

LOL! I loved this.

Good job.