My Turban is Dirty

[mrwwesoccer]

This is why we need more 9/11's so fuckers like these die

[zzZZalanZZzz]

@amansingh019 i dont care i can take a joke

[sean9820]

Give credit to the callers you asshole, it's Sal and Richard from the Howard Stern Show!

[turboheadz]

Is mike there?

[chris2oo9]

Haha this is an old classic... Doesn't get any better

[AmanSingh019]

u fucking sad loser got no life then to create this bullshit do u think it's fucking funny to make fun of someones culture u fucking orphan i mean u must be orphan or u would have respect u fucking donkey

[griffince15]

@AmanSingh019 get a life cant u read its a practical joke

[AmanSingh019]

@griffince15 making fun of someones culture/religion is not a joke for example if i was to take the piss out ur religion/culture u would not like it would u?

[griffince15]

@griffince15 i seriously dont give a fuck if they tease my religion btw i dnt have a religion anyway

[shanelebrocq]

@griffince15 Oh yes you dooooo !!!!

[thatmentalgummybear]

201 people's turbans are dirty ;)

[LauraShawty001]

Hahahaha xD

[charliedontsurf70]

i never get tired of this-i laugh my ass off each day watching it.!

[mrlujuni1]

thumbs up if you piss on the side of the toilet so that it doesnt make noise xD

[charliedontsurf70]

@mrlujuni1 hahahahahahahahahahahaha! thats me.

[solid786snake]

Listen u assholes I dnt see why there's a picture of a middle easter muslim and the person u pranked was a asian desi indian SIkh who spoke punjabi its bcoz I understood him. Sikhs hate muslims let alone middle eastern LMfao and only reliogios muslim leaders wear turban hat but indian sikhs wear it 4 life good luck stupid americans even the british 1s are clever than dumbass gay obama fuk bush

[oppop121]

dont you just hate it when your turban unravels and falls into your curry?

[00realitycheck]

lolololololololol :D

[dannymawds]

That chicken guy is one arrogant twat.. typical muslim by the sound of things! fuckin great prank!

[crystaltestcenter]

@dannymawds I agree lol, terrible attitude on him to be answering the phone to potential customers. Idiots.

[jillianelsegood]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[midnightcravingsx]

Hey so what can i getcha Mr. Myturba Nisoggy? :)

[anything320]

hahahaha



[Kiwianabananarama]

haha haven't seen this in ages and its still hilarious :)

[SavageSatsuma]

No i dropped it in my curry

[paulc4567]

So did he ever place the big order?

[ThePiacentini]

"dump as a donkey" you don't even known me your just being a Internet gangster looking for a argument. you prick

[creamfields242]

It's like calling a redneck to make fun of a Jew. You should have called an Arab for this one. I really don't think you know the difference & I wouldn't expect you to.

[rishabhpb]

you idiot, you don't even know who you're mocking. a picture of osama bin laden, and the phrase "towel heads", yet you called up a pakistani/indian? call it a joke all you want, but it doesn't hide how ignorant/racist you are.

[OmarSaid14]

your absolutly retarded LOL

[aalexm4321]

Lol

[AndrewFisher7]

hello is mike there?

mike who?

mike wieneristiny?

YOUR MOTHER IS TINY

[debowiec3]

@AndrewFisher7 Mike Hunt......!!!!!! Ha ha!!!!

[TheDevilAndTheHancky]

193 peoples turbans are dirty

[ursie1986]

wow. just wow.

[gimpsuitsnipper]

Ur mother is dirty u peice of shit

[kingofgrace]

this isnt funny

[travy1996]

OMG I've been looking for that ring tone at the end what's it called

[07bigman07]

this is wicked

[FlippyFlick]

People say i am racist, i say i enjoy ethnic banter

[0121d01able]

muslims are dirty snakes ,,,, in a field of poo poo ,,,,... bastard snakes,,,, i hate



[TheDOWfan]

@0121d01able Retard?

[ryuhabussa919]

@0121d01able Handicapped?

[Ramza890]

I know what he said at the very end; he said "you're crazy, go die, go in war, fuckhead." Thought I should just let everybody know what he is saying. He is speaking my language so I understand.

[cls8724]

@Ramza890 shut up

[MrJamjamn]

cjFolker go with it egghead its not direct ! pull your panties out of your ass and laugh a lil, im mexican and you can say anything you wish ill laugh with you, Dick!

[MrSharizzle]

ahhahaha lmaooo o@ the last part

is mike there ??

mike who ??

mike turbanz dirty

" indian guy "" Bat hanja bjfdghg &%GH&*

[DJ109able]

jokz



[TheUnreaI]

So fake.

[BUBLOOGABLOO]

fake!

these are recorded voices. I know punjabi so I can tell by the way he replies

+ he replies too fast.

[Warchild203813]

Mike who? Miketerbinizserty? Lmfao.

[godofwar2233]

is your chicken fresh? is your buffalo wing sauc spicy? is your turban dirty? xD

[vsk989]

wash your turban you dirty black smelly muslim cunt

[maxtek7]

@vsk989 muslims dont wear turbuns u dopey mother fuking racist piece of shit

[ryuhabussa919]

@vsk989 Go fucker yourself you mother fucker.

[WHIZZYWUZZA]

I pissed myself over this...NUFF SAID

[daniely30]

I think i found the dirty turban guy in dunkin donuts in brooklyn, sounds like him

[zzq123k]

Let's all have a fucking race and religion argument over a hilarious prank call video which has nothing to do with the above.

[M40a3Snipe]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLO UR MOM IS DIRTY

[MasterDielon]

Where can I download that ringtone that was playing at the end?

[turnbubg01]

LOL. THIS CUD NOT GET FUNNIER>>>>> IT FUKIN ROCKED

[REMIXMASTERPJ]

you motherfucka this is a indian guy speaking and bin laden is an afghan so go screw yourself in a toilet you lonely sad hoe

[SavageSatsuma]

Funny how BLACK 'people' wear WHITE turbans.!

[TheRohan31]

at the end he says hindi and by the way he sewered in hind lol

[alisonsdragonfly]

@TheRohan31 sewered omg hahahaha

[mushypeas100]

07586084897

[SavageSatsuma]

Chicken can I help you

[ExactaHD]

Fake or not, still funny

[Acelera89]

fuckin racit cracker

[Xenocider2k9]

@Acelera89 shut up dude and go somewhere

[JayMAJOR90]

FAKE!!!!!

I SWEAR THAT AINT AN AUTHENTIC ACCENT, BEHAVE YOUR MANNERISM MY FRIEND

[alisonsdragonfly]

@JayMAJOR90  ASSHOLE

[Slayeris4kids]

I legitimately shed a tear. Way too funny

[madjess96]

this is soooooo funny DC!

[camelfire1986]

brilliant

[garfieldz1000]

i remember calling a chinese takeaway and an indian takeaway at the same time, placing both phones next to each other with speaker phone on and listening to them both arguing, i might do another and post it

[pauveer]

wtf i find this highly offensive...motherfucker i want all people that likes this to eat shit...sad racist idiots

[TheToddy30]

@pauveer hahahahaha

[alisonsdragonfly]

@pauveer you go eat shit you stupif fucker if you don't like the taste just whack a bit of curry sauce on top haha

[OxGamingPaiiN]

second call sounds like Quagmire

[illsurvive5]

sad that people are so ignorant, people like this make all americans look bad, why do you think other countries hate americans? because people like this.

[samcross09]

the second one sounds like quagmire

[jagroop78]

r u dum blad indians wear turpan not musliums

[ThePiacentini]

most Indians a Catholics now and this is just a classic fucking love it

[abh3092]

@ThePiacentini --most indians are hindus! you dumb piece of shit!

[ThePiacentini]

@abh3092 all in going by is that my mate who is an indian said they all changed to Catholic's. why the fuck be a complete dick for and call me a piece of shit is their any need for it. u fucking dickhead

[abh3092]

@ThePiacentini your mate is not a representative of india. Christians make up only 2% of india's population and Catholic's make up no more than 1.2%.You are as dumb as a donkey

[Arlenpenguinman]

how do i get the ring tone at the end?

[iNukaCola]

@jonathanwbarber

Arent you a little too young to be saying naughty words like that.

Fucking youngling.

[solid786snake]

Aha dis is funny u americans are soooo stupid even the british people knw tht people who wear turbans are sikhs not muslim even the person u pranked he was an indian sikh he was speakin punjabi inidian

[taniathegreatify]

@solid786snake stfu muggle

[cjvolker]

@solid786snake Muslims also wear turbans!

It is considered part of the national dress in Afghanistan and many Islamic cultures wear turbans to emulate their prophet Muhammad who was believed to have worn a turban.

Many Arabs wear turbans (like Osama bin Laden also pictured with a turban in this video).

You don't seem to know a lot about Muslims or the American culture you've failed trying to make fun of.

Now stop being an ignorant, racist moron and do your research.

[solid786snake]

@cjvolker

Listen U moTher FUK GUY

MUSLIMS do NOT wear turbans

arab officials might wear turbans BUT there citizens DO not wear turbans

so Now ur tellin me about my religion ARE U fukin tapped in ur head

afghanis wear hats similar turbans and pakistanis do not wear turbans at all

ONLY sikhs wear turbans thats there religion and u can see in the video the guy who was pranked was indian punjabi sikh

IN american not even 1 muslim has a turban on there head unless there religious

FUKIN prick

[solid786snake]

@cjvolker

And even if muslims did wear turbans and did emulate the prophet

u think us lot would let wussys like talk about our religion

we will fukin machette ur whole family down u fuckin disabled frog

who do u tink u are ?? u aint no badman

[cjvolker]

@solid786snake You do realize that I'm in the US and here we have the right to bear arms, right?

So if I were you I would think again before you show up with a machete to a gunfight.

To be honest, I don't even think you're a real Muslim because your comments don't seam to reflect the teachings of the Qur'an that murder is a major sin.

Pride and arrogance, offending people and cursing are all sins in Islam and you're guilty of committing all of them.

Stop treating the holy Qur'an like shit !!!

[theprince08853]

@cjvolker I'm Muslim and I do not wear a turban, nor does anyone in my family.

[cjvolker]

@theprince08853 I'm not saying that every Muslim has to wear a turban, far from it.

I know a few Muslims myself and the vast majority of them did not wear turbans but some them do.

The point I was trying to make is that not only Indian Sikhs wear turbans but also people in other Islamic cultures.

Btw, thanks for not swearing or being offensive. It seems that these discussions can get quite heated sometimes :)

[theprince08853]

@cjvolker Ah I see, point well made then. To be honest I wouldn't know either, I grew up in Scotland and I know about as much as the average native.

Profanity - no need for it lol, Have a good day :)

[hezzov12]

@cjvolker Ohh myy godddd, stop being a hater and enjoy the bloody clip its funny!

[cjvolker]

@hezzov12 You're right, it is quite funny. I'll try to shut up now :)

[hezzov12]

@cjvolker :)

[TerroristRemakes]

@cjvolker alalalalaalala fuck you biatch

[YOUJIZZFACE]

@cjvolker stop being a know it all and if your not going to enjoy the video DONT WATCH IT! to be honest i think they copied the turbans of women when they get out the shower they allways wrap a towel round their head!

[cjvolker]

@YOUJIZZFACE Don't worry, I still laughed my ass off but my comment was just a reply to some other dude who was taking this video way too serious.

PS: I think you might be right about the shower thing though :)

[jesenican306]

@YOUJIZZFACE ur talking non sense.

[EmoFoom]

@cjvolker i think your turban is dirty.

[AlexTackaberry]

@solid786snake Don't you EVER call Americans stupid! ARE YOU INSANE! You can't give them that much credit! They will actually think they are IMPORTANT...YOUR INSANE!

[ryuhabussa919]

@solid786snake So your the person everybody is bitching about.....pathetic...

[malditasea1984]

Whahaha just lol. ....

[sharara13]

at the end it translates ( shut the fuck up and die, go to hell you stupid person)...

[LethalSami]

LOLZ....the guy was so pissed towards the end that he started cussing in Urdu/Hindi...... He said "GO TO HELL, Greedy (PIG)"

[StevenRiceX]

Towel heads hahahahahahahaha !

[MojaveViper29]

Childish and stupid.

[ItchingJ]

LOL political discussions in a prank call video comment thread. LOL you people are poor. very poor.

[CammyxB3651]

wtf mannn............ that's horrible but also verrrryy funy lol x

[agirlaheartavoice]

This made me laugh so hard lol

[disturbed8688]

screw them. take there turbans back to where they came from. dirty bastardes

[xydex99]

@disturbed8688 Wait, wasn't it YOUR race that was racist here. :P

[davidcattoor]

Obamas turban is dirty!

[davidcattoor]

Obamas turban is dirty.

[iNukaCola]

@spudhead96

No, The 11th of september....

[13joethepro]

Lol

[RabbidSquirrel556]

Is this George Lowe? The guy who voiced Space Ghost on SG:C2C?

[vraiser79]

ok, the joke is silly, why not, but to write in the video about "towelheads" is simply disrespectful and you need to think a bit.

[alisonsdragonfly]

@vraiser79 your towel is dirty

[SavageSatsuma]

@alisonsdragonfly my turban is wet



[alisonsdragonfly]

@SavageSatsuma your turban is a tea towel

[5kidblue]

@SavageSatsuma were u wanking again?

[alisonsdragonfly]

@vraiser79 yeh I agree i think the term should be camel humper

[mrplow12346]

people like these is making me embarrassed to be an american picking on a innocent muslim or not so innocent o.o

[alisonsdragonfly]

@mrplow12346 wow you need to learn to write properly you talk like a six year old retard

[mrplow12346]

@alisonsdragonfly funny how you troll through comments to correct a 20 yr olds spelling and call him 6 u grammar nazi u are blocked and idgaf if my spelling is bad

[DarkSkies132]

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[alisonsdragonfly]

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[DarkSkies132]

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[alisonsdragonfly]

@DarkSkies132 you have an S in your name by mistake

[DarkSkies132]

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[DarkSkies132]

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[DarkSkies132]

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[DarkSkies132]

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[DarkSkies132]

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[DarkSkies132]

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[alisonsdragonfly]

@DarkSkies132 I come over when you have a personality transplant and a dick transplant cos your Momma told me your penis is only one inch long on the hard hahahahaha

[iloveniggers1000]

@DarkSkies132 she's gonna come over, but i'm gonna tag along. i'll knock you out with a tiny slap on your faggy chin and then alison and i will spend all night shoving broken glass up your ass

[TheSpearos]

it doesnt matter if yr indian yr still pakis 2 us!!! ;)

[jedward15]

Them laughing is the best bit.

[xkillerjack]

In the end he said come again

[solid786snake]

WTF

Indians only have turbans on

ARABS dont in public

u lot mistake indians Which are non muslim and are asians (south asians) but classed as asians in UK

u lot are confused white boyz

[alisonsdragonfly]

@solid786snake shut your face !  I mean who gives a fuck anyway haha

[IAMKYLEIAMGOD]

ALL ARABS MUST DIE

FILTHY PEOPLE

[solid786snake]

@IAMKYLEIAMGOD

And WTF these are indians NON MUSLIMS he spoke in Punjabi at the end

Arabs are muslims they dont wear Turbans in generally like indians

and indians are south asians no where near as Arabs

[alisonsdragonfly]

@solid786snake stfu

[SloeElvis]

@IAMKYLEIAMGOD You're a fucking retard.

[FUnit123]

stop trollin peeps

[barrents]

An argument for 6 days about somthing dumb? Hahahahahaha

[RATAPWNZU]

lolin @ the rage in the comments

[IAMKYLEIAMGOD]

@RATAPWNZU i like to stir it up a little ;)

[MrTreantHugger]

@Freebird1877 What have I said that has caused so much aggravation in you? You're obviously an irrational buffoon who's not competent enough to express his opinions in a coherent way.

[MrTreantHugger]

@Freebird1877 Wow..... /facepalm

[MrTreantHugger]

@Freebird1877 Shut the fuck up dude. Don't get your panties in a bunch. The biggest victim of political correctness is the middle-class white male. However, you comparing turbans to shoes is stupid.

[MrTreantHugger]

@Freebird1877 White people don't wear turbans.

[xoio]

@Freebird1877 - Whilst the original version of this is funny. The fact is the up-loader in is own editing has used the term 'Towel Heads'.

I personally don't give a shit & think it is funny as well ...

However i am also smart enough to see & realise that 'Towel Heads' IS a derogatory term that IS widely used as a racial slur. If you even attempt to try & say otherwise will make you a liar.

Enjoy the clip

[alsakkaf88]

im arab and this is hilarious im not offended at all

[kavimander]

fake

[crazyant46]

this made my rolf like mad

[conman162]

lol



[tgrfds1]

If you think this is racist go and fuck your mom

[pimpassault]

LOL watch this vid to see a guy with a turban box /watch?v=uB7EVglAECo

[Rosol88]

MAJ TURBAN ISSSSSSS DERTIIIIIIIIII xD

[JHbrentfordfc]

YOUR TURBAN IS NOW BLOODY! xD

[fordf150839]

@JHbrentfordfc you moms ass

[flamenite45]

this is guys is speaking in Punjabi not Musilm you fucking assholes