I'm not sure if you're trying to be funny, but what you're talking about is actually the entire point behind the design of the facehugger. It was originally designed by H.R. Giger as an alien that explored the sexual dichotomy of a rape victim's sexuality. Namely, an attempt to cause fear in males who don't experience the same type of fear of rape that women do.
When that facehugger jumped on his face before the chesbuster get into him it accidentally got a heart attack and died. Now he have just a corpse that cant go down because it's stiff.
@RobDZeppelin it's just a piss-take, not real-life. The film ALIEN wasn't based on real events either. I hope you do have enough common sense to recognise this.
but...but there was a chestbuster in him for two years?!?!? anyway they could have made the ending funnier when they turn the lights off you can here his chest pop open and a chestbuster growl :P
Maybe theres no chestburster because the Facehugger thought to himself " Screw dieing, if i have to be attached to this guy for my life, so be it, but if i want to get out,m ill have to take his head with me.....i cant WAIT for him to die, it will be such a happy day!!
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Its okay. Its evident that little facehugger didn't graduate in the top percentile of its class. Probably played hookey the day they taught where to insert the tube.
thats weard. a facehugger is only supposed 2 stay on for about 3 days. then the chestburster takes several hours to...well burst. then it takes about 1 more day for it to molt into a mature alien.
its going to awesome when they meet the chest buster
theheckwithit 1 week ago
Dude this is amazing
Dar3dmag3 4 weeks ago
"Good night honey.....SCREEEEEE!"
bazzarr 1 month ago
This has GOT te be the #1 fear of facebook!
SpartanMaty2 1 month ago
FLYING PUSSY with a dick inside?! Homo
seanshaze123 1 month ago
it would be awesome if you could have a facehugger for a pet without it trying to kill you or anything
nothingbetterr2do 1 month ago
killing him and ruining my new carpet v.v
Rubenimus21 2 months ago
unlogisch
derchrissy01 5 months ago
chestburster out if facehugger is relase from his face
MrOffy125 6 months ago
what happens when the chestburster comes out! now that would be somthing to see :D
tanndox 7 months ago
FACEHUGGER
Because curiosity gives oral sex before it kills the kat (or the dad).
dammyteo 7 months ago
I want Facehugger for a pet
thekobast 7 months ago
lol the doc is more worried about the carpet then killing him lol
seregarn 8 months ago
0:25 The face-hugger is taking a dump
DieYouLiar 8 months ago
And then daddy`s pregnant...
1000thVoice 9 months ago
More like faceraper
Trooper45a 9 months ago
hahaha
007DEL93 10 months ago
0:48 ...my wonderful family - the girl plays and doesnt care :D
JanciJMJ 10 months ago
if i were an alien id probly be a facehuggerLOLXD
OfTheWolves71 11 months ago
lol the girl actually thinks it's real :D
TheEpicFPS 1 year ago
I'm a facehugger
CptFaceHugger 1 year ago
if the facehugger puts eggs in you stomitch then its putting its d-i-c-k down your throat!!!
CP661Penguins 1 year ago
@CP661Penguins
I'm not sure if you're trying to be funny, but what you're talking about is actually the entire point behind the design of the facehugger. It was originally designed by H.R. Giger as an alien that explored the sexual dichotomy of a rape victim's sexuality. Namely, an attempt to cause fear in males who don't experience the same type of fear of rape that women do.
psychosavant 1 year ago
@psychosavant i never try to be unneh :|
CP661Penguins 1 year ago
It's more of a facehumper then a facehugger since it sticks a "tube" in Ur mouth
jim89lee908 1 year ago
how sad for him
he cant even literally see his kids grow up
and im suprised he can still talk normal cus normaly a facehugger puts a tube inside your troath
theerno100 1 year ago
i luv this video
franciscojoauquin34 1 year ago
@leslycatly12 Yes it is but its very rare only found in Fake-mount...
EXangelful 1 year ago
He can always paint it black and tell people he grew a beard...
narbule 1 year ago 2
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Daniilregis 1 year ago
The clip should have ended with a chestbursting scene.
jubolito 1 year ago 8
This is funny. I love the effort that was put into this.
Devourer09 1 year ago
0:36 hes like what the fuck
thalianajera 1 year ago
When that facehugger jumped on his face before the chesbuster get into him it accidentally got a heart attack and died. Now he have just a corpse that cant go down because it's stiff.
JanciJMJ 1 year ago
My only question is: How does he see?
Scooter7891 1 year ago
he doesnt , u didnt see him *mowing his lawn*
crowboy99 1 year ago
imagine if his wife was pregnante and it was an alien
TheBronze3ye 1 year ago
lol
MrWinkler1992 1 year ago
i guess that facehugger likes that guy
killerky9 1 year ago
Better ending would be the chest buster comes out and give the wife the kiss ^^
olddragon36 1 year ago 4
his chest burster will look great :)
Crackerkiller5 1 year ago
Thats false and homosexual
RobDZeppelin 1 year ago
@RobDZeppelin it's just a piss-take, not real-life. The film ALIEN wasn't based on real events either. I hope you do have enough common sense to recognise this.
CyberZak619 1 year ago
Lmao wow some people think im serious. No shit its fantasy geesh
RobDZeppelin 1 year ago
OH god xDD
he slobber, spittle look the man " 0:11"
Lupain 2 years ago
tat must hav been a failed facehugger who didn't hav a chest burster inside of it to lay it inside of the guy XD
shinigami815 2 years ago
Lol, i half expected a chestburster to pop out of him at any second.
SpartanXLVIII 2 years ago
Now those chestbusters should come out anytime now... Unless the facehugger is sterile :)
ThunderBlog 2 years ago 4
LOL
SunriseNYC999 2 years ago
uhm well he doesnt xD
levipieterowner 2 years ago
how does he brush his teeth?
TheVice232 2 years ago
or eat?!
galloway6204 2 years ago
1:00 kiss XD
royokihokage 2 years ago
i pitty the facehugger.you know what i mean.being on the face of a retard for 2 years.
it must be horrible even for an facehugger!!!!
TheDimitris1999 2 years ago 21
You sir, are the one who is "mentally challenged"
GordMc 2 years ago 26
FACEHUGGER:correct
TARDISpug 2 years ago
The chest burster should come out sooner or later...
ShinobiXSkull 2 years ago 2
but...but there was a chestbuster in him for two years?!?!? anyway they could have made the ending funnier when they turn the lights off you can here his chest pop open and a chestbuster growl :P
theGravityGunner 2 years ago
I HAVE QUESTIONS!
1: are they youre wife and kids?
2: where did you find that cool egg and facehugger?
3: would you be dead with that thing on your face for 2 years eg chestburster will come out!?
0oFatMano0 2 years ago
0_0
chanel6548 2 years ago
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i saw 1 and it jumpd at me i stombt on it and shot it it died touk it to the area51
vampirebeauty123 2 years ago
lol good for you
deadspace6000 2 years ago
I hope that when you stomped the acid flew all over your foot
goonie808 2 years ago
You seem to have no grammar.
ushrark 2 years ago
WTF?! lol
EmmaL5262 2 years ago
that might actually make a good halloween mask.
then i would wear a jacket with a fake arm so that my real hidden arm could be a chestburster
ZO6 2 years ago 3
tahts an amazing idea
lopez1172 2 years ago
oooo...good idea
poisonpixi2 2 years ago
hilarios :D
ownzforpownz 2 years ago
it would have been funny if a chest buster came out at the end lol
RoomOfMusic 3 years ago
"ITSA BOY!!!"
RedheadMetalC 3 years ago 8
i have a facehugger plushie. :D its so cuddly.
okamiotaku 3 years ago
lol killing him and ruining my new carpet XD
BeeBoxzinboyze 3 years ago 2
What exactly does the facehugger feed on?
Blood? Body fluids?
yetson 3 years ago
Lifecycle: Hatch, facehugg, lay egg, release host and die. Don't think it feeds at all.
DAHLB3RG 3 years ago
it doesnt feed at all.
danstangoe 2 years ago
so do i. I LUV FACEHUGGERS! :D
okamiotaku 3 years ago
u both gonna be alien mommy==''
JUZKILL 3 years ago
gave me a heart attack
Enrique217 3 years ago
???????
osufan2817 3 years ago
nice effects, but it strange. It supposed that the facehugger stays for some hours and after that it dies
TriumphSeparate 3 years ago 2
Lol he dribbles near the start :v
trvius 3 years ago 2
Maybe theres no chestburster because the Facehugger thought to himself " Screw dieing, if i have to be attached to this guy for my life, so be it, but if i want to get out,m ill have to take his head with me.....i cant WAIT for him to die, it will be such a happy day!!
Tshaikovsky 3 years ago
guess it never laid its egg
BeondaPale 3 years ago 2
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cooldude4677 3 years ago
wow
RoomOfMusic 3 years ago
its cute because its not killing him!
cooldude4677 3 years ago 3
Haha!
Great stuff!
Poor retarded facehugger, probably just is fond of the person ;p
LineriderWoWgod 3 years ago 5
That is.....immense.
Samnutter3212 3 years ago
Funny video, facehugger been his face two years, usualy its two hours before chestbuster comes out. maybe that facehugger was handicapped.
Hordak84 3 years ago
I think it has special needs.XD
kurvos 2 years ago 2
He would be unconsious
WhiteNeardy60000 3 years ago
lmfao
Rashishki619 3 years ago
hahaha in the 01:05 that was good xD. she dont wanna kiss him.
FightforDeath34 3 years ago
facehuggers drop off and die when the egg has been implanted
BlockHead0 3 years ago
uh oh killer indegestion
meex45 4 years ago
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RodrigoMera 4 years ago
LOOOOOL
Nipotius 4 years ago
haha nice one!
Multishtift 4 years ago 3
His detah will be something weird and painful! Chestburster will born!
Mrsquidink 4 years ago 3
lol
moviezfreakzreviewz 4 years ago
lol this is genius
meadrian2 4 years ago
Lol this is amazing... Funny good video
Darkhal08 4 years ago
lol
gck86 4 years ago
it should end with the alien bursting out.
JadenTheCoolGuy 4 years ago 4
yea
lorenzo1234567891011 4 years ago
Freaking amazing.
8x13Wolf 4 years ago
lolz he shouldnt talk though because the tube is choking him ,and the huggers tail is chokiong him
symbiote24 4 years ago
Its okay. Its evident that little facehugger didn't graduate in the top percentile of its class. Probably played hookey the day they taught where to insert the tube.
parduspilot 4 years ago 21
probably so my friend... probably so... LOL.
JBXyooj 4 years ago 2
...
gammadude78 4 years ago
lol
merryfromhalo 4 years ago
GREAT VIDEO!!!!!!
hungeri1987 4 years ago
fuckin freakin' awesome :D
BlackHandOrk 4 years ago
just awesome
glrusjdnhk 4 years ago
OMG this was FUUUUUUNNYYYYY!!!!!! :)))))
zniesmaczony 4 years ago
would have bin funnie if at the end we see it bust out of his chest
toxinom 4 years ago 5
Poor family, soon that man's chest will explode, probably in front of his daughter.
din0saur 4 years ago 4
thats lolski
ebrahim23 4 years ago
"be strong , be strong" lol
yournathan 4 years ago 2
Lol really funny, who made this???
DuBBzi 4 years ago
thats weard. a facehugger is only supposed 2 stay on for about 3 days. then the chestburster takes several hours to...well burst. then it takes about 1 more day for it to molt into a mature alien.
kalawaki 4 years ago
Calm down.
commandox20 4 years ago
lol man this is a joke.
hungeri1987 4 years ago
i wonder why the chestburster hasent came out yet...
Gloriusro 4 years ago
Laziness would be my guess gloriusro. :)
commandox20 4 years ago
lol, why didnt i think of that in the first place?
Gloriusro 4 years ago
the facehugger cant get it up = \
Teirgas 4 years ago
Golden xD
KojiroArma 4 years ago
cute
armeggeon 4 years ago
cool! I want a facehugger too!
Ajjovacca 4 years ago
LOOL
NagyBalazs 4 years ago
oh ya this commercial from space i love this
GRIDALIEN 4 years ago
hahaha well funny
gardenchild4life 4 years ago