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  • HOUSE KEEPING!

  • chuck norris's pet shrimp

  • open up you didnt pay your rent

  • He can have broken the glass of the aquarium

  • I don't like shrimp ANYMORE!

  • Awesome! U dont think he would break the glass, do you?

  • @03blackgsx Peacocks may if they are in a tank too small with too thin of glass. A lot of people keep theirs in 40gallon or 55gallon tanks, and it is very unlikely that a Peacock can break the glass in one. Some people put plexi glass on the bottom of the tank, so that it can't hit the bottom while digging. hth

  • damn nature, you scary...

  • Also, it's not technically a lobster or a shrimp, though it is related to the lobster family. It's in it's own family of crustaceans.

  • @MinimumDrive Stomatopod

  • It's not so much a hammer as it is an appendage similar to an arm. It essentially throws hard little jabs with it, instead of bluntly pounding.

  • I think that mantis should have a troll face, and the calm, a forever alone face.

  • Knock knock.

    Whos there?

    snap!

    Snap who?

    Snap bitotch you just got pwned

  • the hammer is his penis.

  • @eoindotcom

    BLAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAAA

  • wow...all i can say is wow

  • @superorgasm that was a joke at its size but nice go for the youtube asshole thing homo

  • @funkymonkey716 it was clearly a joke and he shouldnt have said it, but why are you calling him a homo as an insult?

  • i want to see what happened in that cave all these videos i have just seen them punching and dragging

  • Mantis shrimp? we call these lobsters up in new york

  • @funkymonkey716 you sir... are a fucking moron

  • @funkymonkey716 no we dont..we call them mantis shrimp..lobsters are called lobsters.

  • don't worry I'm as happy as a cl- WWWAAAHHHHH OOOHHH GODDD!!!!!

  • shrimp:OPEN UP ITS THE POLICE! clam: never shrim *bust down door* your under arrest *takes to jail*

  • These things have been known to destroy aquariums by breaking the glass with those club arms. Just a fun fact. :D

  • @TheMadmanAndre I forgot to mention they pack as much power as a .22 bullet. :D

  • lol reminds me of spongebob

    Mr Crabs: HELLOOOO

    Patrick: uhhhh no one's home!!??

  • holy shit man those hammers are strong, btw every1 in China mantis shrimp are nick named pee-pee shrimp cuz the pee in your face when they get scared

  • Mantis SHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP.....the dick of the sea...

  • This dude reminds me of Larry Holmes.

  • I hired him to work at my oyster bar

  • Hey, open up!

    Open up, or I'll break your door open!

  • @wajalama no need to huff and puff right? ^_^

  • that's one fat juicy mantis shrimp

  • OMG where can I buy one of those?

  • The clam is just waiting for the right opening.

  • this shrimp vs mike tyson, my moneys on the shrimp

  • We can say that this is....

    *sunglasses*

    HAMMER TIME!

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

  • wonders of nature.

  • More like a lobster..

  • Oh dear,I didn't know their claws were so powerful!

  • NINJA SHRIMP

  • We meet again, Crusty Hammer...

  • Thats one ugly shrimp

  • how hard is it hitting it

  • jesus christ that would have hurt

  • FALCO PUNCH

  • @derickb2 WUT

  • @overlordrauz HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PUNCH U THROUGH THE GLASS!!! THATS HALARIOUS!!!!!!!

  • dang that thing is strong for a thing that flicks

  • @luko2400 It Can shatter glass and break your tank if your not careful so you need a strong glass such as acrylic in order to have one. It will also punch the glass anytime it see's you through the tank. they punch first ask questions after they thing is dead. It also shapes homes in rocks by punching and breaking the rocks.

  • Knock Knock..

    FUCK YOU!!!

  • that clam was already dead

  • yuck! 

  • Wooow. Aweeesoommee.

  • Any body else thought was the grough form seseme street

    

  • FUS RO DAHHHHH

  • mantis : let me in

    clam:never

    mantis: be like that

  • you love that shrimp dont you?

  • This Shrimp can be used to kick our boss ass better

  • The knock knock joke "cracked" me up..... :)

  • Mantis: Knock, knock, knock!

    Clam: No one's home

    Mantis: Knock, knock, knock

    Clam: Oh fuck

  • @Cdino88 kool

  • Imagine that thing cracking you in the nose..... ugh

  • Ms. Shrimp: Where ya goin' honey?

    Mr. Shrimp: Im just going to make this clam my bitch, brb

  • @Renendan would break your nose for sure if he'd hit it at the right spot

  • The mantis shrimp strikes as fast as a bullet leaving a gun. This crazy crustacean has earned its fierce reputation with a bite force equal to a shark and the strength to punch through crab shell.

  • holy shit, thas one bad ass motherfucker

  • Lol it is pretty cool how it can be heard SO CLEARLY from outside the tank...also it's funny when it just says, "fuck it" and brings it back into its place XD

  • is it bitch slpping it to open??

  • Clampearl just got owned

  • Mantis shrimp knows Bruce Lee's 1inch punch.

  • salt or fresh water?

  • @spenceryoung123 Salt...

  • @yajonbondy how much force is that?

  • @Mindroach I have no idea how to quantify the force

  • @yajonbondy Acceleration of strike : 335,000 ft/second, comparable to a 22 caliber bullet / force: 1500 Newtons. Watch your fingers...

  • @yajonbondy Had one of these guys at a lab. His name was Tyson and his punch was enough to demolish the wall of his tank. Catching him resulted in three broken fingers and countless welts. It is similar to getting hit by a paintball. There is a starting point.

  • @Mindroach A lot more than you might think. There's a very interesting talk TED talk on mantis shrimp by Sheila Patek, check it out if you're interested.

  • @Mindroach Wikipedia recons the force is about 1500 newtons. It would vary from shrimp to shrimp.

  • @Mindroach Apparently its stronger than a 22. bullet

  • @Mindroach .22 cal

  • @spenceryoung123 the clam is fresh

  • the mantis shrimp taste really good. no joke. try it.

  • HAMMER TIME *que the music* can't touch this.

  • wow. hes awesome

  • To be honest if i hear that at night i would eat the thing

  • A kungfu Mantis learnt the Tiger punch....

  • hes like Oh my gods you did not see anyting!!

  • BITCH PAY UP

    YOUR RENTS DUE

    F*CK IT IM TAKING YOUR HOUSE TOO

  • @DiseasedMoss If his rent is due then wouldn't it be his own house that he is taking from them? Unless they rented and he is taking a different house they owned.....

  • I, for one, welcome our new mantis shrimp overlords.

  • bad.... bad shrimp

  • Shrimp Pimp slapping a Clam

  • It's almost as if he's starring in a how-to video for other Mantis Shrimp. "Now you'll see the clam is sufficiently cracked, so you can take it into your burrow."

  • a mantis shrimp is basicly a russian spetnaz

  • knock knock......

    who's there??

    NOM NOM NOM

  • "Mine now....." *evil laugh*

  • I've gone from servals to cheetahs to ants to something called a head crab to hermit crabs to a PETA video to mantis shrimp... Oh, YouTube.

  • how big can they get?

  • Damn, he's a badass

  • If those Mantis Shrimps were the size of a dog...oh man how many accidents and attacks might occur

  • My uncle can do this with his nutsack

  • @PlanetaryMATE I bet there's a lot of thingd your uncle did with his nutsack O-o...

  • @PlanetaryMATE

    lmao thank you for that laugh

  • Tat shrimp's no match against me using a hammer. Wahahha.

  • Sweet looking good Jon!

  • Supposedly they can punch at speeds of up to 50mph

  • @GoJuturna Faster than that. The acceleration of their attacks is close to that of a .22 bullet.

  • Pimp: *Slap "Bitch where's my money?"

    Mantis Shrimp: *Clack "Bitch where's my food?"

  • Knock knock! Death is coming

  • wow i saw one of these at the store once and had no idea what it was, i woulda looked closer if i knew they did this

  • wow.. str0ng punch shrimp..

  • Damn, that Shrimp knocked him the fuck out.

  • I would pay whatever it took to see a fight between this shrimp, a oscar fish and a pacman frog.

  • @Habberos Mantis shrimp can keep octopi at bay I don't think that would be as exciting of a fight as you might think.

  • Its simple to prevent glass breakage, just line the inside of glass with 3/8 thick lexan, they cant break that and its hard enough it wont scratch when carefully cleaned.

  • cool do u have any video to see his hammer?

  • Chuck Norris of the sea

  • I'll just take this....

  • Man, that's loud as hell!!

  • god damnit, I'm glad those things are small, far away from me, and not hungry for people meats.

  • lol bet that clam was like "holy shit holy shit!"

  • are these one's also being ate by pistol shrimps?

  • he was quiet as a clam....

  • Aquarium rape :P

  • but can it blend?

  • im getting one hes coming tommorow.....his name will be papita :D :I :<

  • Pappa Mantis don't play no mess...

  • It's hard to believe that's a shrimp! I want to cover it in batter and deep fry it!

  • @3Royce Its actually a distant relative called Stomatopods. Not a shrimp at all despite its name :)

  • Knock knock any one home? Im hungry!!!!!!

  • "You RAT BASTID! Who went to da police!??! Huh? You tell me who snitched on da boss!!!!!!"

  • SOOOOO CUTE!! I'd love to have one of those!

  • Fist of the North Star Punches

  • wow take that Thor!!

  • This animal hits so hard underwater itt creates a cavitational bubble that emits heat light and energy. Heat 7000 degrees close to the surface of the sun and energy of up to 50n look it up its amazing

  • *Drags off*

    Now lets get this *Puts glasses on* Clam bake started.

  • Do they all have a cholesterol problem having eaten so much shell fish?

  • it has the power and thrust of a ..22 caliber rifle!!!!!!

  • man that thing was all like

    man i'm hungry...

    Hey A Clam!

    KNOCK KNOCK!!!!

  • COULD it breack the glass of the Aquarium?

  • @runescapefreak795 yes it can

  • @runescapefreak795 A friend of mine, who had his Mantis in a 10 gallon tank (with relatively thin glass walls) claimed that it cracked the glass, which caused the tank to fail and the Mantis to die. I use larger tanks (75, 125, and 180 gallon), and have not had this problem. I assume that it is very unusual for a Mantis to break the glass. For one thing, they would not have any need to attack the glass itself!

  • @yajonbondy there are actually many cases of these breaking aquariums which is why allot of aquarists steer clear of them especially if they have an expensive collection of fish. It is a shame because they have such vibrant colours and are really interesting to watch, but not a good idea to own them. good luck

  • @yajonbondy I vote we play images of clams all around the outside of the tank

  • @runescapefreak795 Yes actually there have been incidents in which mantis shrimps have broken the glass of an aquarium.

  • does it have a exact force to shatter a diamond?

  • Bionic Arm?

  • reached back like a pimp. new fav animal

  • I feel kinda bad for the clam :(

  • boss.

  • clams that attacked my mantis shrimps go into.... "shell shock".hohohohohohohoho

  • I lol'd when it dragged the clam in to the hole.

  • @trolliamnot It also doubles as a sextoy!

  • they're also called thumb splitters for obvious reasons

  • Just letting every one know that its not a shrimp!

  • FALCON PAWNCH!!!!

  • Knock knock! Bitch open up I'm hungry.

  • He'd be great on the cast of "Kicked In The Nuts."

  • dont hand feed them

  • this shrimp doesnt fuck around

  • What is that "hammer" made of? Steel? Titanium?

  • @chemacruzortiz - just a thick piece of shell

  • @yajonbondy O.O Thanks mate, that animal is awsome.

  • @yajonbondy no it must be metal

  • @chemacruzortiz its adamantine, but those were close guesses

  • @chemacruzortiz calcium carbonate!

  • @chemacruzortiz Just shell...the shrimp hit so hard it causes inertial cavitation... Its actually a tiny shock waves that cause the clam shell to break open.

  • @chemacruzortiz Adamantium.

  • @chemacruzortiz its made from unabtainium

  • @chemacruzortiz its the same thing that makes up our fingernail

  • imagine the power if it was human size