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  • The British don't know when to stop drinking...their idea of a good night out is to down a few drinks before they leave their home, then when they get to the pub join in the Happy Hour lot and down about ten more pints, and repeat the process at a pub across the street then go out and fight each other and the police after they have vomited in a shop doorway...& do the samne thing all over again the following weekend. This is Britain in the 21st century - pissed up and spent up.

  • Correct and I'm still laughing XD

  • England sucks but Scotland rules

  • @xXEPICFACEXx1000 and why is that?

  • @1chancer100 English guy: We have the queen,Aston Martin, the tower of London,

    Pasties and what do you have?

    Scottish guy: Well you people may have all the exotics... BUT WE CREATED IRN BRU, SUCK ON THAT!!!

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  • @xXEPICFACEXx1000 but we still own half of scotland.....

  • ha hes right we do laugh at ourselves :)

  • Whoops there should not be a 'the' before Britain

  • I hate to be twitty but only the Britain has a Blue Cross, a PDSA, a Cat Protection League and all these other animal charities which I think says a lot about us.

  • @munchkin365 On the other hand, Only America has a world series and doesn't invite the rest of the world.

  • I would love Scotland Independent from England. That way all the money that we give to the ungrateful Scots, could be spent on our own infrastructure. Your free universities are paid for by English money. All your unemployed alcoholics are paid for by English money. Please leave, the door is that way --->

  • No . 9 Scotland is part of the UK Making it jolly and cheerful ( i dont want to hear any shit jokes about kilts becsaue they really dont annoy me so dont try cause i wont reply)

  • @jamessential Naw pal I am happily married with two kids, you obviously havent read my other posts I don't have anything against England or it's people I just want my Country to be free. we obviously would still have trade relations with England and Europe nothing would change much in that way and their will always be Peace between us and England now no matter what, we would still fight along side each other in foreign wars to obtain oil and other resources.

  • @TheSkeating Why would I want to start a war with the English, I have cousins in England and my Grandfather was English that would be a bit absurd you racist tool. And why would the Americans help you the Majority of Americans are of Scottish and Irish decent.

  • @Balldozer666 you sure no youre stuff ..... you now add up to the getting large list of wise americans and everyone on youtube who is english ( or the majority) even a few scottish ( kills me to say that being scottish) is adding onto the retard list.

  • If it wasn't for the British, those yanks wouldn't be speaking the language they're using now.

  • @ZiMatriixz if it wasnt for america we may have been speaking German ( possible counter attack in WW2 ..... so i guess Britain and America are even

  • @Sturm580 Britain would have won without America, they just joined in late. We were doing fine.

  • @ZiMatriixz you never know .... we didnt even expect Germany to atttack us .....

  • @Sturm580 What? Germany didn't attack Britain, we invaded them because they invaded Czechoslovakia, Poland and Austria. You need a history lesson. 

  • @ZiMatriixz i meant we didnt expect them to attack Britain that early ( Battle of Britain) im know what im talking about i just aint phrased it right

  • @Preacherjonson Oh man yet again I have to say no I am not fucking British. The British economy will collapse regardless of wether we are still part of it or not, capitolism is failing people are too greedy, and we didn't get ourselves into an alliance with England we were sold out by our rich politicians on the 22nd of July 1706 without the consent of the Scottish people, the act of union took place on 1st of may 1707. Britian is not a country it is a united kingdom of four countries.

  • @Balldozer666 and since the union there have been no wars between the 4 nations? So good job we wised up and became the UK eh?

  • .no 8 BRITISH PEOPLE MADE THE FUCKIN ENGLISH LANGUAGE

    THERE EAT THAT AMERICA

  • @TehUberCyberBeast How many times do I have to say this open your ears people I am not in any way fucking British. I am Scottish a citizen of Alba and I don't give a fuck if Our opressors say "oh scotland is part of britain" Fuck off I am and always will be a free scotsman and Jacobite, it will not be long until we are free at last and sperate from England, that is all my people have ever wanted, to be free what the fuck is wrong with Freedom?

  • @Balldozer666 your independence would bring about the collapse of the British economy in turn dragging the Euro and therefore your own economy, these isles are better united. And by the way, you got yourselves in on this, it was the Scots who signed themselves over to us English. And by the way, you can't be a citizen of a country that doesn't exist as its own entity, so you are British whether you like it or not

  • @Balldozer666 you're a gobshite that probably still lives with his mom. I used to think like you, I'm english fuck the rest! but then I turned 12 and grew up.Thnk of the wider picture. It's important to be part of the UK and now Europe. It brings peace and stability to our daily lives

  • @Balldozer666 hey your country is apart of Britain whether u like it or not you sound like you want to start a war with us English. well be my guest come on and shoot us while your dressed in your skirts with bagpipes i don't care and anyway well set america off on you seen as there allies with Britain and 'Scotland isn't apart of it'

  • @Balldozer666 Scottish Pride..... disregard my last comment of you being American .... just generally thought you were :P

  • i really struggle with the idea of being patriotic, are people really glad of where they dropped out of their mother?? really?? like it makes a difference. i am HAPPY to be born and raised in england but nothing more. your all just really lucky to be born where you are, nothing more!!

  • @ahaniguel87 I'm proud of what we as a collective have achieved (more so in the past admittedly) sure its blind luck that I was born here. I am more proud of the immigrants who come here and are proud to be British for they have made a choice to be part of our once great country

  • @Preacherjonson A lot have but what about the riot .... many of these people were immigrants ..... but i cant complain as a black immigrant saved my life :D

  • @Sturm580 then balls to them, if you don't like this country go somewhere else. ^_^

  • I always love to read the comments on videos like these. It always shows the complete fucking idiots that live in either country.

    I shall put it in a nutshell: Without Britain, America would not exist and without America, Britain would not exist.

    All of you dumb fucks who love to argue about bad teeth and obesity should realise this:

    In every country, people are pretty much the same. They just talk differently.

    God bless Britain and the USA.

  • @eldospinks hang on how would Britan not exsit i america dident exist

  • @Nyoxs World War 2.

  • @eldospinks il give you that

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  • We're allowed to drink in pubs at 18! 

  • @mountainrock79 ..also...People aged 16 or 17 may consume wine, beer or cider on licensed premises when ordered with a meal.

  • @carbonvein But an adult still needs to be present while drinking, if under 18.

  • @RockNtor however an adult doesn't have to be present to order alcohol with a meal in Scotland. The law stops at saying parent or guardian so technically if the bar tender is and adult then that would suffice. The legal definition of present could be questioned in this law too i.e. present in the physical, spiritually, present but unaware etc...

  • scotland vote for the pepple like the snp 

  • @Dazrfc93 Yeah right...your all being fooled by SNP...sheeple...

  • americans are amazing english are amazing, end of... but atm us british have the shittest goverment you could ever want!

  • @FALLENFORFISH But Tony blair is my hero lol

  • @ItalianBlackheart123 yes, but david cameron is a twat!

  • @FALLENFORFISH Agreed (Fellow Brit)

  • @FALLENFORFISH yup,and our economy is collapsing,just like most of europes but i hope the americans oon here dont start with that,cos they're $3trillion in debt,and since they are the most powerful rich country,if they sneeze,EVERYBODY catches the cold,if u get my drift.Either way,the people arguing here should give up they are putting a stain on their countries,uk and us r both ok so idc(fellow brit-eng)

  • @incinerator142 $3trillion? Try $15 trillion

  • trololololololol

  • hate america, this is only abit funny coz britain has a sense of humour, you americans can go back to watching ure shitty seinfield, im putting on only fools and horses!

  • and 1 more reason america uses our language

  • shit reasons british are gay(not including scotland)

  • @Jackiebhoy97 Yawn.

  • i am no british i am scotish

  • @Dazrfc93 Well Scotland is in Britain so technically you are British and Scottish.

  • @CdrJamesCool

    no i am scottish no british

  • @Dazrfc93 if your scottish you are british, you may have your own assembly but you come under the same flag however much you don't want to.

  • @Dazrfc93 Wow your dumb. Your British

  • Dont suppose YANKS could do us all a favour and speak French instead ;-)

  • @dubbsy69 Well they do say "erbs" and "erbal tea" and "erbal remedies"

  • @Sintakhra It depends what part of the country you are in *troll face*

  • WHAT'S THAT AMERICANS? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF PIZZA BEING A VEGETABLE

  • Also if it wasn't for the British colonists, white American's wouldn't exist

  • @robloxdude19 except for the millions of German, Polish, Italian and Irish immigrants. Etc.

  • @robloxdude19 yes they would, the french and dutch had large colonies.

  • 8: They wouldn't start a video about reasons not to hate the USA with a few bars of the Canadian or Mexican national anthems. (that one howler aside, I must admit I found this pretty funny)

    All together now: allons, enfants de la patrie, le jour de gloire est arrive...

  • @undergod97 Hey just because someone is from America makes him a redneck? lol Do you know what percentage of rednecks occupy America? Ever heard of the south? Ever guessed what kind of people live at the north, east and west of America?

  • @whyeff21 Redneck is quick way of saying American to people from out side, like how you call the English Brits even though some English would rather be called English rather than British.

  • Proud to be British :)

  • Underdog86 steps in to help his fallen, sandy-vagina suffering British friend!! I guess inbreeding does have it's benefits. You're all related over there at this point so it's all family so you all defend each other. Kind of pathetic that you guys can't even stand up alone anonymously on the internet but good for you. Have fun continuously fucking your relatives and not brushing your teeth. Oh and when are you guys putting another incest "royal" wedding on TV? I loved those crooked teeth!!!!!

  • @HOaliyartMO Inbreeding is an odd thing to bring up, the rest of us joke about the royal family being inbreed due to the fact they once were. I'm not trying to defend him but the Redneck thing is just a lazy way of calling someone American, and we "defend each other" because it's a argument on a public area. You have 2 other people on your side so this brings the question does that same point apply to you. And the royal wedding was hated by us but people else where enjoyed it so we made money.

  • @undergod97 It's not just the girls there who have sandy vaginas, you clearly do as well.

    Please stop lying. You Brits do all fuck your relatives. The inbreeding is shown when you think I'm American. You're retarded but I know that's not your nationality. You're a dumb Brit who thinks only people from the US tell the truth about you guys.

    Red neck, lol. That would be REALLY hard for me considering the color of my skin.

    ps. You started AND ended with my dick. Got something on your mind? LOL

  • @HOaliyartMO My English friend here (Who closed their account) is using the word Redneck to get under your skin which has worked. The typical English person uses the word Redneck as a quick way of saying American like how you call us Brits or Japanese become Japs. The inbreeding thing is an odd thing to bring up, yes we have slutty girls but the inbreeding is very low and if there is any they are royal so I don't think that can be counted really.

  • without Europe going to america most Americans would be native Indians :P

  • @KxIEmerge Wrong, without Europe going to America there wouldn't be a massive amount of the inventions there are today but those Americans today would be European still and the Native Indians would have been left in peace and not killed off.

  • 7 reasons to hate the british.

    7: They try to raid USA

    6:They are braggers with no rights

    5:In america people actually have different voices

    4:We drink different stuff unlike british

    3:Chevy,Dodge,Ford

    2:They are either way to nice or totally mean

    1:The kids want there dad to get everything they want

  • @mitchellme21 i think everything you just said is either false, could apply to any country or just is not releavent. and point three is just why people should like america

  • @mitchellme21 7 reasons to hate the Americans.

    1.Same

    2.Same

    3.They need massive trucks to get anywhere.

    4.They can't get their facts right.

    5.They only have 1 accent throughout America.

    6.They think they have all the rights.

    7.They can't speak/spell real English.

  • @FieldViewMusicVideos True Dat, No one will stop me from being british, Bloody proud!

    *waitss for tonnes of hate messages in my inbox from angry Americans*

  • @FieldViewMusicVideos

    1. Dumb argument.

    2. Dumb argument.

    3. English are starting to get that way.

    4. These facts seem incorrect so far.

    5. Southern and California???

    6. Evidence.

    7. Colour and Color are evidence for the evolution of the language in different places.

  • @mitchellme21 7 Reasons America sucks

    7 They so stupid, and think they know everything without being able to back it up with real facts

    6 Jaguar, BMW JCT600 and Vauxhall are 10 times better than them shit car companies you mentioned

    5 We conquered the world and you're jealous

    4 You have Britains language

    3 You've never won a war without Allies

    2 Guns are for pussies who can't fight

    1 1812 Britain burnt down you're White House

  • @DaleWF10 I'm English

    7. A good amount of them actually can, Fox News is a just force that manipulates a good of them to not being able to do so.

    6. Car arguments are dumb, their made for different markets.

    5. We didn't conquer the world but most.

    4. They have a variation of it.

    3. Revolutionary war *Troll face*

    2. These are getting dumber and dumber

    1. And they poured our tea away and kicked us out. What's your point.

    Also "you're" = You are white house ???

  • @PharaChris the Revolutionary war was won by the French defeating the British at Yorktown which resulted in the Treaty of Paris that granted US independence and defeats from the Spanish in West Florida , aswell as British troop withdrawal to India and bad public opinion in Britain

    Britain was all over the US until France starting helping them , as proved the British army were better when only 4,000 troops managed to defeated 7,000 to burn down the Whitehouse in 1814 (War of 1812)

  • @DaleWF10 I was having a joke about the American Revolutionary War where it was really Americans vs Americans. I couldn't be bothered to put nothing in that field. I anything I put the first thing I could think about there. The rest of my points remain.

  • @PharaChris Not about the FOX news thing you weren't CCN and ABC also do it the US media is very corrupt and misinformative

    I watched the England Riots on CCN to see what Americans fought of it and they had Leeds on the map of Britain down near Norwich and i could mention loads of other examples :p

  • @DaleWF10 Yes the news is corrupt but that is no example for the Americans. Why is there people protesting Wall street and why are there people protesting them and people picking apart what they say, have a strong range of people who have strong beliefs and even fight against what a majority will say. A small percentage are led blindly but that is a small amount of those Americans and this is normal for any country. To call them stupid is bad when the news differs from the public opinion.

  • @mitchellme21

    1. America is still a crown colony, means americas our bitch.

    2. Aston marting, bentley, rolls royce, land rover and jaguar.

    3. We aren't fat fuckers, americans are.

    4. who's responsible for how america turned out? You guess that one, fag.

  • @jayc342009 Crown colony we are a republic Britian is a crown Colony

    Aston Martin gay,bentley super gay, rolls royce ironic,Land rover suck it we have jeep, jaguar we'll keep are ford gt's

    We drink hot choclate and other liquids, not just tea

    Whos responsible that one is easy obviously Christopher Columbus, Vikings and you guessed it indians

  • @mitchellme21

    7. I'm not sure about this comment.

    6. We do brag a bit but so do everyone else.

    5. By this do you mean sound different? What about Cockney, scouse and Standard English?

    4. Tea is nice over here and some of us do venture in to the other liquids like that coffee stuff

    3. Different cars for different markets but I do like impalas more then anything English.

    2. I sense this is a trap, I can be a massive bastard.

    1. This is due to the amount kids these days are spoilt everywhere

  • @mitchellme21 Tried to raid USA We Fucking settled there your roots are from fucking england you twat.

  • @TheCapriiSun you just passed rule #1 never say where im from because in not a bit british

  • n the Best reason of all British sense of homour just out of this world 

  • @polygamous1 I enjoy their political comedy more than ours.

  • @PharaChris i do too mate the English have a Brilliant sense of hunour all Britons have to be fair n in all honesty they are pretty fair n discent ppl am not implying americans are bad but as a country Britain is by far my prefered choice

  • If it wasnt for britian all american tv shows wouldent think we have red phoneboxes on every street

  • @DaprankstarCPG that's fine i don't care if you are racist towards my people, I don't hate the english I have a few English relatives.

  • whats that your saying about the British? i couldnt hear you over the sound of our free health care.

  • @DyslexiaSkucs NHS.

  • @123timmers just keeping it simple for the yanks

  • @DyslexiaSkucs free health care because this reflects the charachter of the ppl if ppl are caring n fair you will get a caring n fair society i Honestly cannot think of a fairer or more caring country on earth this my late father told me n my uncle who sevred in the Britiah army for 20 years now i Know they where both right

  • @DyslexiaSkucs what that your saying? i couldnt hear you over the munching sounds on your burger

  • @maccaj98 wut? im not american

  • @DyslexiaSkucs thats a good thing dumb ass

  • @CF1791ROLFMAO wich is why i asked what AMERICANS are saying about BRITISH..fucking twat. whos the dumbass?

  • You mist out the wonderful NHS :P

  • we brought harry potter and fish and the great french fries !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @MadOldPete. you need to check your history, it was the british army that slaughtered Scots at Culloden.

  • @ProcolHarum1967. I think you have got a screw loose somewhere pal, how can you be scottish and british you are either one or the other, I certainly aint british and neither are any true scottish patriots, do you forget that the british army were the ones who slaughtered Scots at the battle of culloden and then tried to wipe out the highlanders and totally destroyed our way of life, it's people like you sir that are the problem in this country if you want to be british go live in england.

  • @Balldozer666 the ENGLISH army slaughtered the Scots at Culloden, if you're Scottish you're British. Great Britain is the island you live on, like it or not.

  • @Balldozer666 I'm British, I'm English and I don't particularly like the Scottish you may be a reason for it :)

  • Jealousy.

  • This is fantastic!! Americans don't hate the British BTW -- can't imagine why that even would be a thought or, if it is true, maybe it would be because of your insistence on using words like vitriolic. For my fellow Americans enjoying this video -- vitriolic means an acerbic tone piercing otherwise flowery prose or a barrage of acid comments -- and no, I am not being condescending so don't get yourselves in a wad -- I had to look it up too -- just saving you the trouble.

  • How dare they insult the Great British!

  • its funny because the americans need the french AND the spanish to win on 4th of july..

  • God save the queen

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  • 1 reason to not hate the british They have tasty food like crumpets and we speak with a posh acccent very attractive LOOL

  • No I am not in Great Britain motherfucker, and since when has it been a geographical term is that because that's what you were taught? I am in Scotland not Britain, britain is a political term if you think of yourself as being british then you are neither a patriot of either Scotland or England and you can't be a british patriot as it is not a country it is a union of 4 countries.

  • @Balldozer666 I'm Scottish and British (as is anyone else from Scotland, live with it) and I am proud of both. I love Scottish culture, by which I mean our real culture not that shortbread tin pish the SNP sells to tourists.

  • @Balldozer666 Britain is an island divided into three countries. If you are English, Scottish or Welsh then you are British. Pretty much everything in your comment is wrong.

  • @Balldozer666 Scotland is part of "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland", so you're British. Deal with it. Twat.

  • God save the Queen!

  • god save the queen!

  • @M0NSTERRS , I do not recognise my Country as being part of Britain We were forced into a union with the English, as we were and still are a conquered Nation. When we do Finally Gain our freedom and independence Britain will no longer Exist.

  • @Balldozer666 you sound a bit angry, would you like a cup of tea?

  • @Balldozer666 Britain is a geographical term moron, you're still in Great Britain

  • @Balldozer666 The Union of England and Scotland was done by a Scottish King, there was no conquering involved. Quit playing the victim.

  • I will give you one reason:

    1)We are the most important and influential nation in history.

    Done.

  • @mwillis1000 that can be contested.

  • @syke5

    Not really.

  • @mwillis1000 yeah but who gives a shit about history

  • @mwillis1000 True.

  • Fuck The British, they destroyed my country and we are still opressed by them, Scotland Rules, Alba Gu Brath

  • @Balldozer666 Do you realise that Scotland is in Britain?

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  • 7 reasons to hate the uk

    1. They talk like they have dick in their mouth

    2. They stole statues from the greeks and still dont return them

    3.They shot like 300 people in india within a couple minutes

    4. They call bars pubs

    5. The Beatles

    6.They suck at war

    7 America rulez bitches!

  • @Angryprometheus Ah go and munch on a cheeseburger and drive your unnecessarily and rediculously oversized fuel guzzlers that you call cars!

  • @drdudemeister at least its not a clown car

  • @Angryprometheus British shooting 300 Indians is not as bad as Americans dropping two nuclear weapons on the most highly populated Japanese cities killed over 100,000 people within a couple minutes each time.

  • @Angryprometheus

    1 we're perfectly normal at speaking and we know how to spell

    2 you've stolen and murdered 10x more than we have with the native Americans and without us keeping the statues what would become of them

    3 the wounded knee massacre?

    4 so? you incorrectly spell almost everything

    5 Rebecca black

    6 1/3 of the planet and haven't lost a war since the war of independence

    7 So do we and you owe everything you have to Britain

    8 You didn't save us in ww2 we were doing ok with russia

  • @Angryprometheus

    1. Sometimes.

    2. Yeah we did, because we were a rich hungry empire who wanted cool shit.

    3. A nuclear bomb killed how many in seconds?

    4. Pubs (Public house) = Once owned by a certain brewer and has "pub games" ie darts and snooker (they're crap games) Bar = Drinking place

    5. Some Americans still like it? Newer generations over here don't, if anything we hate it.

    6. You have a large budget for warfare, we have NHS.

    7. And yet your Economy is fucked like everyone else.

  • @Angryprometheus 7 reasons to hate the americans

    1. They talk like they have dick in their mouth

    2. They stole a country from the british and won't return it

    3.They shot like 1,000,000 people in Iraq

    4 They call pubs bars

    5. They think British people like the beatles

    6. They suck at modern war

    7 They think America rulez bitches!

  • @LordNethesis

    yeah, we noticed your 16 years old.. but looking at your 1-7 could have told us that.

    Please stick to talking shit on your American XBOX and your American MW3

  • @whyeff21 Lol i was replying to a guy saying the exact same thing about the british so i just swapped his around and put america on it, I didn't mean it seriously 'cause i love america.

    Btw i don't play xbox LOL FANBOY WARS.

  • actually,#1 america as we know it would not exist.

  • thumbs up for being british!!!

  • @chixy1991 one immnot sure chavs like tea i think there more coffee kind of people and im not sure how you brush an accent posh or not but it seems quite a talent if you can also since i live in northern england (which you guys dont seem to think exists) i hardly speak posh try listning to ross noble who is a fantastic geordie comedian and comes from my home town then judge if we all speak posh douche bag

  • @chixy1991 You mad bro?

  • yeah cheryl cole would get it.

  • i'm british and my birthday's the 4th of july!! ^^

  • HOalimart your a faggot ass lick bitch!!!!

  • @AmazingTwinkie45 UK send a fake picture abroad. According to two new international surveys (unesco) UK is the 'WORST COUNTRY FOR CHILDREN' +THE MOST VIOLENT in Europe. UK has the lowest level of child well-being among the world’s richest countries, both of which highlight the role of ALCOHOL. Uk= horrible health system, leader for BINGE DRINKING+ teenage pregnancy. Sadly many brits cant afford to go to the dentist and British doctors are so IGNORANT and hopeless compared to other nations !!!!

  • @hotwav84 obviously you like to talk from your arse, ive never heard so much bullshit in my life. What do you mean British doctors are ignorant, our doctors are far superior to yours so i cannot imagine what country your comparing us to. and acording to what surveys, were they conducted by a major orginisation for comparing the wellbeing of nations of europe, or was it just some small pathetic comnpany wring a load of shit for money.

  • @8BitMusicStudios mate u live in a country where if u dont have insurence ur left to die so i think u should keep shut about healthcare. Well thinking about it ur worse than us at a hell of alot so i suppose u gotta have a go at somethin

  • @ruthio1 Mate i think you misunderstood what i wrote, im british dude, i meant "what do you mean by british doctors are ignorant" our healthcare is great :) if you read what the guy who i replied wrote youd get what i mean ;)

  • @8BitMusicStudios lol i always write on the wrong comment sorry man

  • @hotwav84 How is the uk the worst country for children and the most violent in europe when compared against Russia, turkey, ukrain ect... where are you getting these facts from.

  • @8BitMusicStudios

    this proves what a STUPID RETARD you are . Turkey, Russia and UKrain are not in EUROPE. Where do u come from to be so ignorant ??????

  • @hotwav84 Yes they are, turkey is in europe AND it joined the eu in 2005, ukrain is in europe but not in the eu, the majority of russia is in asia but its capital is in europe and is therefore considered to be in europe, fuck me, your one special prick arent you!

  • @8BitMusicStudios Turkey is not in the EU Mate check your facts. 

  • @8BitMusicStudios actually, the majority of turkey is in asia. only a small bit of turkey is in europe. come on man i know that and im only 14