"Too Many Dicks (On the Dance Floor)" - Flight of the Conchords

[Wutwut1n1]

I just searched too many dicks on the floor because I'm lazy

[GDfan2damaxLol]

Can't wait for the movie

[supperesc]

oh ya i saw that, that's just one of his cool shirts.

[Isabelly74]

2many! LMAO!!!! Thatz What I Said....:o)

[hanan12444]

"Let's play carpenter. First we get hammered then I nail you." That was on Dave's shirt, anyone else notice? :)

[TheTurbocanard]

I always sang this in class. No one understands, fuck yeah non-english countries!

[babycapone92]

Am I the only one that cries with laughter when Jemaine say's "HOWMANAAAYY?"

[MegaBiscuiteater]

the hell,, i watched the v movie too ,,,,, ouchies

[stratocaster1986able]

1:38 I want one of those for my crotch.

[CreaseMr]

WTF IS THIS 

[CrazyCantaloupe]

This is my top played song on iTunes.

[TotalParadoxTV]

I sang this at a club and got thrown out LOL!

[PrettyMuchAmazingMan]

that video kind of made me glad about there being too many dicks

[BusinessSocks101]

oragami ahah

[TheGFBTV]

Do many dicks, too many dongs, too many slongs, now sing this song.

[Isabelly74]

Hilarious! Gr8! What2Do!

[TotalParadoxTV]

52 people are still at the riverdance.

[tominator999]

"Too many dicks"

"HAMENAY"

[OllyCon619]

WTF IS THAT IN RELATED VIDS!?!? SAINDO DA VAGINA. DO NOT WATCH!

[ConnorTheToaster]

@OllyCon619 Too late :'(

[TheGFBTV]

@OllyCon619 IT'S A WOMAN GIVING BIRTH. THEY RIP HER VAGINA. IT'S A WOMAN GIVING BIRTH. WHY DID I WATCH THAT? I'M SORRY MUM.

[JoSho0mo]

@OllyCon619 MUST RESIST NASTY VAGINA VIDEO!!! MUST... Fuck i watched it... wished i had listened... WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN!!!

[DaftDale]

Dave double-fisting always get me.

[062310brfbay]

@DaftDale you know what they say about Dave........He's a legend

[MilaMango108]

Heh. I was singing this listening to my iPod, forgetting no one could hear the song. The looks I got were amazing xD

[AsILayDyingBFMV]

too many dicks!

[austinthebookworm5]

could someone tell me how to make origami boobs?

[Martinuzjozef]

@austinthebookworm5 Believe it or not, there are birds that are called boobies (a single bird is called a booby)

That's what he means. Unfortunately I cannot help you create an origami booby....

[austinthebookworm5]

@Martinuzjozef

ahh... well you learn something new every day :D

thanks

[JustLikeFM]

@TechTasticDJs OOOOOWWWh, thx

[JustLikeFM]

Whats with the last 2 seconds??

[TechTasticDJs]

@JustLikeFM It was a lead in to the next scene in the episode.

[TheBeatles193]

"This isn't the river dance anymore." <--- Brilliant.

[theBlackRiverBandit]

riDICKulous

[FAZTHEBIRDI]

My fucking ringtone

[exploittruth]

That guy at 1:09 with the glasses looks like he loves the bro ho ratio of this video.

[Chibi2Ninja2Death]

My favorite part is 1:24 lol. Idk why, so catchy. ^^

[InsertToasterHere]

this video was filmed in my bedroom.

[SH1KAKA]

i want

those pants

[akendrum]

2 mini dicks

[MrLjkskater]

51 people are gay. which is wierd because i hear 1 out of 10 people are gay.....

[austinthebookworm5]

@MrLjkskater

no I think gay people love Flight of the Conchords; everyone loves Flight of the Conchords :D

[GisforGorillaz]

its actually the opposite in actual life :/

[youngice6004]

@GisforGorillaz too many tits

[OdessaHarmony]

This should be the national anthem for China

[drelopes]

@OdessaHarmony This comment is legendary!

[MyFirstAidKiss]

1:14 is my favorite!

[mytoiletisrunning]

There are hardly enough dicks on the dancefloor.

[Helenafirefly]

51 people are gay.

[MyFantazmagazzle]

"Too many dicks!"

"Ah mehneh?"

[BOBpaululalala]

toooooooo many dicks!!!!! jajajajajaj

[mis23marie]

Oh god, I laughed so hard! I love Jermain!

[skillzofatree]

Sunday

[ohmyobama]

They're just unaware that that's a gay bar...

[babenamedsparkles]

Lmaooo !! Funny As Hell !!!!

[rockpjon]

51 people want more dicks on the dancefloor

[sythiyer]

too many dicks too many dongs too many shlongs now sing this song!

[FoxeyeValkyrie]

Nice to see Mario is up on the dance floor instead of trying to find that darn Princess.

[TheTurbocanard]

This is just awesome

[Anathekittycat]

I've found that there are too many vaginas on the dance floor.

[morgan191]

@Anathekittycat there can never NEVER be too many vaginas anywhere.

[bildervonmaennern]

Fantastic show and song! Hope there will be third season...

[RichTheDeadman]

i got an erection when i watched this...does that make me gay?

[hellishsnake]

@RichTheDeadman .. yup

[creativecrappu]

whenever he says "too many misters, not enough sisters" i always think of nuns.

[theonepong]

man, Flight of the Conchords is awesome

[googleyeyesrule]

I am so tempted to sing this at my homecoming dance...

[gypssyychild31]

0:36 funniest part

[paulisundead]

this is the song to play while youre on omegle



[ShadowofMeadow]

@paulisundead lol

[JeeRaph]

Probably their most well made song... except maybe Suga Lumps.

[CaptainFagg]

1:06 is that Burt Reynolds?

[vexx67]

@b3rrynice Their is never too much.

[b3rrynice]

too many punani on the dance floor over here!!!

[messiha666]

Sunday

Wait what?

[jamieblond1]

"Nobody goes there, it's too crowded."

-- Yogi Berra

[george21021994]

God i hate it when guys dork on my vibe with their dicks.

[terminegger]

Unfunny.

[animal0mother]

@terminegger I concur.

[terminegger]

@animal0mother Nice to see that there's somebody else with some sense.

[zapatos123123]

@terminegger I jizzed in your coffee when you weren't looking

[terminegger]

@zapatos123123 And you jizzed while you were thinking of these unfunny guys.

[anilsenturk]

we have to make an engineering version of this, you know the boys to girl ratios :(

[veritasaxe]

Was that Dennis Franz at 1:03?

[Andi12233]

Too many dicks (view)

[rleary1]

This is excellent & I can't believe I haven't seen it. To anyone critsizing the video you obviously never have witnessed 'too many dicks on the dance floor' up close and realtime. I love the lines:

Tell the fellas, make it understood

It ain't no good if there's too much wood

Make sure you know before you go

The dance floor bro-hoe ratio

[rleary1]

'this isn't 'The Riverdance anymore guys.. TOO MANY DICKS ON THE DANCE FLOOR!' Cracked me up but looks so much like the Disco 'Sausage Parties' of years past. This vid almost disturbs me as much as watching the 'Donkey Show' scene in the movie Clerks II. I said 'almost'!

[LunyPurpleHat]

this is such a desperate attempt at a parody

[SubDice]

@LunyPurpleHat A parody of what exactly?

[morgan191]

@LunyPurpleHat desperate? ha

[samboy1007]

how manaeeeeee lol

[eimaisklhros]

sausagefest :(

[ericmcfadden]

47 dicks on the dance floor

[onelasttimejanet]

i love it! xD

[filipetolhuizen]

Randy Jones (original cowboy from the Village People) is taking the lead on the train.

[iloveGerardWay1424]

CTFxC FTW ;)

[GaldonEyeStudios]

I want to hear this at a club.

[rabidninja]

roflwaffles

[cody7r7]

I jizz in my pants at 25 secs everytime.:/

[NintendoArielle]

Too many dicks (in the comments section).

[TunedogsUnited]

Is it a bad thing that I had to learn the hard way not to sing this in the school showers?

[maxibunny]

@TunedogsUnited I don't know, is it?

[kendryna2]

@TunedogsUnited That depends, what is the "hard" way?

[Hollow479]

@TunedogsUnited LMAO XD

[RJHTommy]

@TunedogsUnited what do you mean by "hard way" ;)

[jtsmash13]

Arj barker singing 8D

[scootermcgoot]

too many dicks!!!

what? how many?

[jrman624]

LMFAO @ the guy leading the conga line's mustache.

[jvcd4444]

Dickso balls. Lol

[MrFalderal]

@AMSproductions1134 I'm not even a woman but no chauvinist asshole either, thank you very much.

[MrFalderal]

Wow, this is amazingly sexist.

[trentonx]

@MrFalderal what the hell, do you even know what sexist mean?

[TOOVOOT]

arj barker is so funny!!!

[ProudToBeNerdy]

Make sure you know, before you go, the dancefloor bro-ho ratio ;)

[parcequejelaime]

43 missed the like button :o

[phillmcgrath]

wow the view count is nearly 666666

[omaggielv]

i cant get enough! theyre so rad!

[MrBigBlueBox]

This song reminds me of 3OH!3

[aevilo92]

love how dave ducks out of the way really awkwardly at 1.22 hahah not enough ladies too many mans... too many dicks too many dongs too many schlongs now sing this song!! bret is so cute.. proud to be a kiwi!!

[Maddiegirlh67]

y7op

[Motasekd]

Not enough ladies, too many mans!

[xSic187x]

I expect to hear this in clubs soon. By soon I mean now.

[ProudToBeNerdy]

@xSic187x hear, hear.

[xLoNaDaRx]

1:08 Hitler?

[fuckinlittlediva]

Haha disco dicks!

[imPERfect358]

love arj's shirt.

its funny cos these guys are so much better than all the pop shit on the charts today

not enough ladies, too many mans. classic

[Zeiknox]

Is that Arj ?

[imPERfect358]

@Zeiknox yup. read his shirt.

lololololololololololololol

[Zeiknox]

@imPERfect358 haha yeah thats funny. :P Arj is one of my favorite comedians, i love his standup. So is he like an official character in the show or does he just appear this one time?

[imPERfect358]

@Zeiknox oh he's in most episodes, he owns the pawn shop. they go in there for advice and stuff... hes so good.

[JOSPHESTOS]

AHHH THIS IS AWESOME!!! HAHAA SO FUNNY is there a longer version this song is mad.

[CptTazer]

LOL at 1:44 theres a dick made out of a microphone and 2 disco balls

[magwaaf]

where can i get some of those pants?

[M1nstr3l]

one of the funniest episodes. "did you use protection?" - "yes, but only on my penis." classic.

[janeymenguy]

This isn't the riverdance anymore!

[thegorn]

Aussies are funny f*ckers

[alistaircasegmail]

haha dude they're new zealanders

[argoniankid456]

its soo catchy

[theskillet111]

Best song ever.

[WolfayyAmberSadow]

Ahahahaa...

TOO MANY DICKS ON THA DANCEFLOOR! <33

[hannahspong3bob]

BLOODLEY LOVE THIS SONG

[vjm007]

Dave is pretty funny too.

[laurensfullysick]

their from NZ idiot.

[MrCrimsonguy]

2 MANY DEECKS

[toastysock]

They're not Australian.

[laurensfullysick]

@toastysock

their from NZ. their kiwis

[toastysock]

...I know.

[SebFez]

i got the season its season 2

[shaneclarke06]

That guy looks like ron geremy!

[sjcousins]

directed by Michel Gondry. Legend.

[thanxfordaenergy]

this song just gets suck in your head and you can't get it out lol that's why it's so awesome XD

[merpmaster25]

This is an actual tv show? I thought they were some comedic band

[GarrettRCP]

@merpmaster25 they are a band, but they made a TV series based on their music and HBO gave it a 2-season run. Bret & Jemaine canceled the show themselves because they felt they couldn't come up with more good material to base the show on.

[BiiArmstrong]

@merpmaster25  They're both a comedic band and a show

[gwz]

Mirrorball crotches. Blatant 5-star.

[MrBauerPowa]

hilarious

[Thabestno2]

ohh and is it tell the fella's/players make it understood it aint no good if theres too much wood? im in a slap bet for this question...

[MrBauerPowa]

yep, that's it.

[Thabestno2]

what episode is it when jermaine gets mugged? i wanna know! it sounds hilarious

[MeaganWood]

episode 3 of season 1.

[SebFez]

season 2 episode 5 idoit

[vjm007]

no, episode 5 of season 2...

[SecondSunStudios]

too many dicks, too many dongs, too many shlongs now sing this song

[jongleeeee]

Lets play carpenter

First well get hammered

then i'll nail you

[DrScruffy]

Did you guys know that this epsiode was directed by Michel Gondry

brilliant creator of the films Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind, The sinence of sleep, Be kind rewind, and others

hes lso one of the most talented music video artist around, pick up his music video set on dvd (its life changing)

[johnnycabb]

i did not know that. awesome!

[zimwar109]

this is some of the funniest shit i ever seen

[MrFreakthemighty]

lol I think at the end of the episode they relize they're in a gay bar.

[fluroid369]

No they dont, i seen it like 3 times

[ishmaeldaro]

I thought the songs on the second season weren't as good as the first but this one is really catchy.

[nowaz]

i actually read sumwhere tht jermaines reason for not makin a 3rd season was tht they realized tht the less they (bret and jermaine) talked about makin a 3rd season, the more and more their fans talked about it so to go with tht trend they're not gonna make a 3rd season all together so tht ppl continue to talk about it much more or sumthin like tht(he's obviously jokin) but i dont mind them not makin a 3rd season, finally a show tht ends while still bein on top

[robyrob78]

you talk like a retard

[nowaz]

@robyrob78 -_-....good to know

[sweetiezizi]

cant believe the actor of jemaine is actually married!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[productofthis]

@sweetiezizi why not? bret is married too..

[TashaFierce19]

I cant stop laughing at Brets dance at 1:56