Re: How masturbation damages the body - Example #2

[selfdefensepath]

wow tis is a stupid topic, but some of the comments are really funny.

[gabrielirlanda]

all excesses damage your health, masturbation is not good in excess, it damages your eyes, social life, it takes you out energy and lot of more bad consequences....

[CyclopsThugLovin]

i beat the fuck outta my dick ths morning

[dewycatt2112]

this video just assures me that there are some very fuckked up people in our society that have nothing better to to with their distorted imagineation!

[eastpross]

ah what the hey, im gonna whack off right now, infact lets have a groupy, ready set go..............

[Mrhamburgerable]

you automatically masterbate if your a guy when you have a wet dream its the same thing

[kingdemon815]

@Mrhamburgerable That's actually a misconception. You don't masturbate automatically when you have a wet dream. You simply become aroused automatically. You wouldn't cum from a wet dream, unless you forced yourself into it. (IE, rubbing yourself against the mattress. Doesn't sound pleasant, does it?)

[jennawutz]

bull shit just another religious virgin.

[naitdog1]

any unatural act, has negative concequences, onlr reason people say masterbation is normal, is cuz you are told so and most of the world believes it, start looking for the truth yourself, mindless zombies, masteerbation is unnatural and therefore has unnautral consequences.

[curtisb3000]

Anything that can be done excessively can HURT YOU!

[OpiatedBliss]

THIS is the high quality science.

[madiovich]

this is hilarious T up

[leopower7]

I just feel like punching the fucking monitor when I see peopl talking about shit they don't understand ¬¬

By masturbating, you lose IMPORTANT minerals for the body, in case you dumbasses didn't know.

[zapxlib]

For a teenager masturbation is a great way to enjoy pleasure. It being safe and healthy is just a great way to encourage the habit. But only later in life would one realize what would it have done had they not masturbated... Masturbation is good. But every time you ejaculate, you lose vitamins, minerals, acids, neurotransmitters, enzymes, etc... a handful. Some of these stuff take longer time for the body to regenerate, such as elements - zinc, phosphorous and chromium. So, be aware and enjoy!.

[kingdemon815]

@zapxlib As you get older i presume masturbation occurs less. I can't see a man thirty four years old still doing it.

[vizion24]

Don't you masturbators feel at least a little hollow and guilt after stroking the dolphin considering you're not actually making love to a woman?

I see masturbation as a form of self worship. It's a selfish act.

You shouldn't be a slave to the body. I say that because most of you are. Once you overcome you'll feel liberated

[kingdemon815]

@vizion24 Look, Another religious nut! Paza! Continue the lies and slander about masturbation making your hands hairy, and your face melt!!

[ncisgirl19]

this is the stupidest shit ive ever seen on youtube, either this guy is a preist, or a terribly guilty masturbator

[Chrispoirier]

LOL nice comeback

[iiahmad]

i masterbate twice a day :] infront of your mother

[rainclimber]

Bro! This is the first 13 days for the last 5 years I haven't masturbated. The one way I can do it is to follow my rule. You have to think of sex as much as you can, every night without fail but you cannot touch your willy even the slightest bit. After a while you'll treat it as a game and then you'll get used to it. It's almost impossible to instantly quit masturbation but you can still get a stiff. Do this for 2 weeks and from then you may get a bit excited with it but NO RUBBING. Good Luck

[IronManu77]

@rainclimber The way to stop masturbating is to believe that all women are evil and want to chop your limbs for dessert, and drink your blood.

[navyseal900]

Well played Sir!

[Sacrifice8]

Useless drive for pleasure constantly constricts the urgency to help mankind end suffering. When called upon to help the world, we are busy consuming sensory pleasures, believing we are controlling ourselves...when we only do more, and our life passes away.

Another one who did nothing for humankind. We say words of violence, and understand little about the complex world awaiting for us to end our desires and create something useful. The masturbator is enslaved and tired of reality.

[gaaz1e]

whaa.... i've done it for years like 2-3 times a day and i see no diffrence or something weird on me...

[tristinbagley]

hahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahaa­hahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaha­haahahahahahaahahahah fucking Masturbation hahaha

[Lxan96dr]

LOLZ

[darkendivide]

this whole thing is funny

[laanchal]

16 years iv done it n almost evrysingle day some times 2-3 times a day,

love it,

[kingdemon815]

True, masturbation is healthy, but there are no downsides to masturbation. Also, don't judge a book by its cover. if he didn't masturbate he would be wearing a monks robe! almost 99% of all males masturbate or have masturbated at one time.

[happeh]

@kingdemon815 Masturbation is not healthy. There are downsides to masturbation. Masturbation will make you blind and crippled whether you want to believe it or not. You should not be making false assertions like you have because people might believe you. You would be responsible for encouraging trusting people to become blind and crippled.

[kingdemon815]

@happeh You obviously dont understand science. Your eyes, and your limbs, are not connected to your penis. you dont ejaculate bone marrow in large ammounts, and since its been studied, there is no chance of becoming blind, unless you get sperm in your eye. Crippled?? really? Do you mean getting a cramp? yeah, that happens, but for a short period of time! You have no idea what you are even speaking about!

[MarkReadPickens]

@happeh

It also makes you insane.  The reason every scientific study ever done shows masturbation does not cause blindness and crippling is that scientists masturbate. If they're insane, how can we trust their work? Show me a scientist who doesn't wear glasses, and I'll show you one who uses contact lenses.

Regarding being crippled, doesn't Stephen Hawking's condition prove your point? He's a scientist and he's crippled. Coincidence? I think not!

[dorksighted]

@kingdemon815 Yes, and the other one percent have lost their arms in an accident or were born armless.

[shumazo]

@kingdemon815 yes they must have masturbated one time. but one thing makes sense that is = the sperms that come out, 1 drop of sperm is made up of 100 drops of synovial fluid present in ur joints ...... and 1 drop of synovial fluid is made up of hundred drops of blood ..... now calculate... if you daily ejaculate 10 drops ,, its 10 x 100 x 100 . means 100000 drops of blood lost daily...makes u week , and otherr side efects also :) thnkyou tc , and stop IT forever :)

[kingdemon815]

@shumazo This is as much as a myth as dragons.

You don't take into effect your body produces those DAILY. If you stop masturbating, Your stress rises, and unless you have a way to release your stress, You'll have more then a sore wrist. You can't even spell weak, For goodness sake.

But hey, That's your own belief. Continue to make life even worse for you, by not releasing stress on a weekly, or daily level.

And not all people masturbate daily. Oh, and coke has a worse effect on you.

[4petesSAKEiNEEDaUSER]

@kingdemon815 you should get on the real video. I think it's sick to discourage ppl to masturbate.

[NoIsrahell]

@kingdemon815 I masturbated three times... but per a day.

[solarsoul2012]

@kingdemon815 Does masturbation affect muscle growth in the arms?

[kingdemon815]

@solarsoul2012 It doesn't affect anything. Not a single thing. I wrote that comment around two years ago, and since you commented about two months ago, well. I likely didn't receive it. Masturbation is basically exactly the same as sex, except it's more of a duplicated result. Your not really getting in the full mood you would provided you where actually having sex.

[eastpross]

@kingdemon815 Thanks mum

[crunchcrunch5]

that guy have those "slightly" changes to the right is because he's a FUCKING ALCOHOLIC

[oztronix]

MORON, the stupidity of your "science" gives me almost a CANCER...

[trannykingtuck]

@oztronix um. hes kidding.

[oztronix]

oh, well, in that case...

[elements201]

LOLOL!

[teawead]

looks like people didn't watch it to the end. I advice them to, you'll probably laugh like i do now.

[EfeKs2]

can u really get blind if u do it alot?...or is that a myth?

[happeh]

@EfeKs2 It is not a myth. Masturbation will massively affect the vision in one eye and change the other eye to a lesser extent. Look at the video "Masturbation can make  you a Cyclops" for an example of a masturbation blinded human being.

[RAYNHEART]

What the fuck is this shit¡?

[santoshiom]

this is a very epic reply to the dumbass's masturbation video, damn i enjoyed this and laughed my ass off.

[bertilsanja]

ok i see bad things. Listen boys and mens - I been mastubating for 9 years (x2/day) now im 23 years old, and may body looks just greate: I have more muskles on my arms and stomach, sorry im not english writer, I want to say, if u do it its just fine, btw i dont do this anymore couse i have girl for now..

[anti2ecume1satan1ism]

Why people get addicted to PORNOGRAPHY and WANKING?

BECAUSE IT IS A SIN!

Why is it a sin?

Because you can't get rid of it! You become a slave to it, so a slave to SATAN!

And after you die, your soul will crave infinitely for the MASTURBATION sensation. But he will not have the body to achieve it.

AND that's where HELL STARTS...

Christ/Hristos bless us all to remain FREE MEN like He created us!

Let's be ORTHODOX again!

[MettallicDesease]

The masturbation sensation is the exactly same as the climax you have when you have sex. Also, just because you can't get rid of it, and you become a slave doesn't mean you're SATAN's slave. Then all those years ago when black people were slaves, they were slaves of satan? No.

[shas1814]

I'm pretty sure you stop being horny when you die...

[crunchcrunch5]

Thats true

[mrmonkeyman1985]

What? Jesus Christ never said anything about masturbation. Sex is natural, the body WILL release sperm in nocturnal emmissions if a male does not have sex or masturbate regularly, LETS REMAIN NATURAL, ejaculating IS NOT A FUCKING SIN lol...jesus christ save us from your lunatic followers lol.

[itbarthur4u]

Amen!

[Gadderz87]

Yeah and what else are you gonna be doing when you're dead

[masterflavio27]

easy to correct the other side of the body:

"START TO MASTURBATE WITH THE LEFT HAND" KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[JJavenger1988]

I will favorite this video for its complexity, correctness, and impeccable timing.

That's all. Thank you.

[Cat2Burglar]

its hilarious, but its also probably true

[DeathMetalTones666]

no its not true, in the tv show Doctors, they spoke about msturbation and they said that scientist have found no effect on masturbation even if done frequently, a chronic masturbator will only be tired for a while and then back to normall, a person who lacks stamina can masturbate for long without feeling tired

[blackjoh1]

O.K very interesting!!! of course this man has right!! Mark

[juicymcnasty]

hahahaha good laugh funny shit

[computermaster]

Carrotjuse, being a wanker is not good, you are deluded. In fact science is coming to terms with the value of continence, do some research. Are you seriously 67?

[carrotjuse]

According to several recent research studies in different countries, ejaculating at least 5 times a week will cut your risk of prostate cancer by more than a third. Not only does it feel good, it's good for you. Don't quit. Quitting is unhealthy and opens to door to sickness and disease. Wank away. All together now? Ok. GO!

[computermaster]

Yes of course- it's against religion- put two and two together.

[sranje19]

so, youre telling us that mastrubation is bad?

[siladats22]

who the hell would spend enough time to learn all this crap and post it on youtube??? I personally think this is a load of Bullshit, but even if it wasn't it wouldn't stop me or hardly anyone of that matter.  Yeah smoking causes cancer people still smoke...same scenerio except it's just stupid

[computermaster]

Masturbation is self abuse, they are bad consequences for the moments of orgasmic pleasure- nature takes away a penalty.

[heituzi]

The Huangdi Neijing clearly indicates that masturbation depletes the kidneys, the yin and the grounding of the individual. You don't get something for nothing.

[johnnysane]

Ah. So, explain how I have no kidney problems? And how scientific studies have recently proven masturbation to be good for reducing the risk of prostate cancer?

[heituzi]

Silly man. The TCM kidney is not the western med kidney. The TCM kidney is called such because of its function but does not directly correlate to the anatomical kidney. If you understood the physics of wanking, you'd laugh at those "studies" (which were actually just interviews).

[johnnysane]

Interviews? With medical scanning equipment and observation?

And now you're saying that the kidneys you were talking about aren't actually kidneys? Give me a break. Trying to redefine a word to mean what you want it to doesn't make you right.

You're obviously just a troll, and I won't bother debating someone who tries to tell me reality doesn't matter in the face of their [amateur] opinion.

[heituzi]

I haven't redefined "kidney", but rather Westerners have. Look it up before you throw around accusations. Google: "TCM kidney".

[REALGREYBLUE]

OMG you are a sick puppy!!! LOL

[djme116]

HAHAHaaa.... way to go mate

[LoungeFly2K]

His shoulders are asymetric. Are we to take it that Happeh is actually a wanker?

[JJavenger1988]

hahahaha

[heituzi]

Good job at ad hominem. Keep up the muck raking.

[amandorossi]

you poor, poor motherfucker.. never even touched your own dick..

[wotchadave]

Very witty lol.

[PitchBlack696]

the small testicles part was funny.

[carlosb1]

"poor fashiion sense" "small testicles lol"!!!!!!!!!!

[badlywornshoes]

Fantastic video response--said exactly what I was thinking.

[sunnyguy13]

Wow, now thats amazing, internet is a safe place to interact with psychos from a distance...lol :-)

[sunnyguy13]

who do you think you are, a psycho online?

[sunnyguy13]

See you tube video The Major Factors that Influence Masturbation Damage

[sunnyguy13]

It does you fool!!!

[Romiex69x]

Great response to a retarted video...

[sunnyguy13]

This video is rubbish. Masturbation harms the body. Period.

[JCMELKOR]

bwuhahuahauahahahahahhaaahha

[CrusaderBin]

Eh, medical studies show that it is rather healthy... That IS just the FACT, nothing we can do about...

[heituzi]

Medical studies are just current garbage. HuangdiJing is a classic of Chinese medicine that's been around for thousands of years, through all the fads, and against all the wankers who try to disprove it. Now THAT's a fact.

[CrusaderBin]

Heh :) I still belive that it's rather neutral. What if it realy WAS damaging? Well, I would do this anyway. I don't realy have to disprove anything, I just wanted to state my opinion based on my current knowelage. I'm not the expert, and I will never be. I don't wan't to waste my life on something like that :)

[johnnysane]

Oh yea, medical studies are garbage. I guess the fact that medical science, based on scientific fact and observable reality, has effectively doubled our lifespan and cured numerous diseases is just coincidence.

By the way, all the people I know who masturbate [everyone I know, really] show none of the "symptoms" from your video. Which, by the way, used an image of a man in a POSE, not a natural stance. Pseudoscience is for failures, mate.

[heituzi]

Medical science has not increased our lifespan, but diminished it. By Jama's own findings, there are over 700,000 "iatrogenic" deaths per year in the US.

We are living longer because of major improvements in public sanitation.

[johnnysane]

And how many people died of smallpox and flu before medical science found ways to treat them?

Pseudoscience doesn't work, mate, and your claims are demonstrably false. Especially with the misleading photo and lack of credible evidence. Do you have any empirical evidence, or non-biased sources to support your claims about masturbation?

[heituzi]

Well brother I don't see doctors of any kind and I'm not a wanker. I'm in great health and never get sick. I use herbs to adjust things on rare occasion, and in accordance to the 5,000 year classic of science, the Huangdi Neijing. All classic science recommends against masturbation. The Chinese had protocols for smallpox and flu long before anyone in the west. People dying of these simple problems is indeed an indication of ignorance.

[johnnysane]

I don't see doctors either, and I do masturbate. I don't display any of the symptoms you claim I should. You are aware that roughly 95% of American adults masturbate, right? It's not a minority thing.

Furthermore, where in the Huangdi does it say that masturbating at all causes these symptoms?

And your previous video still used a misleading image and conclusions based on assumption.

[heituzi]

Who says 95%? And if 95% of the lemmings jump off the cliff, do you jump too?

This is the kali yuga. Up is down, down is up. Men have scales on their eyes. You've wanked yourself to blindness.

[johnnysane]

I don't masturbate because other people do. You're making assumptions again. I'm just saying that a lot of people do it, and the so-called "symptoms" are not as prevalent as they should be if you were right.

And "wank" is a very juvenile slang term for the act. Can you not bring yourself to type "masturbate"?

[heituzi]

The word is dirty because what it describes is dirty. Just changing the words won't help.

[johnnysane]

The Huangdi is not infallible [as it is wrong concerning menopause], and there has been NO empirical evidence supporting the claim that masturbation causes any physiological damage. No amount of misleading images or pseudoscientific opinion will change that.

[heituzi]

No wanker could have said it better. I've heard smokers say the same thing - that the evidence is biased, that the studies were extreme, that there's no real proof etc.

[johnnysane]

I never said the evidence is biased, or that the studies were extreme.

The scientific studies and medical evidence agree with ME, which is why you were saying earlier that medical science is *ahem* biased and wrong.

Pot, kettle.

[heituzi]

Science does not agree with you, but "science" does. Your prostate "study" is actually just interviews given by psychologists, hired by the Australian gov't. If you know of a study which shows the *mechanism* by which wanking improves the prostate, then please show everyone right now.

[Krafterr4]

I'm a little confused here...

I got the sense that masturbation was bad from this and the video it was a response to. This is very confusing.

Masturbation is a bad thing?

[DarkLusterVII]

Masturbation is NOT bad... this guy is just kicking Happeh's ass... that's all...

[s0denone]

hahahaha, you just pulled yourself a subscriber ;)

[boy6221]

LOL. this is funny. and happeh was asking for it!! he's so silleh.

[happeh]

Hey! Are you the same hater that posted at the Guardian after I made that video for Tony Blair? You say almost the exact same things.

Nice job, ;)

[idunnowhatimdoin]

you're awesome!