Planet of the Apes

[UndertakerAsgardian]

what year is this?

[VidSir]

@UndertakerAsgardian 1968...

[4BlocksE2ndOnRight]

@UneILEuneVille I saw the new version. Plausible until the last scene.

[synerra]

NOOOOOOO!!!!

[MrFool59]

D8

[R3NzL0r]

Hey in the new one, rise of the planet of the apes, that quote scared the $#!+ out of me. The guy that played maofoy from Harry potter said that line, ceaser (the ape in the movie) yelled "NO!!!!"

[GreywolfReviews]

@R3NzL0r It was a brilliantly done scene. It gave me chills.

[4RobinsonJ]

@knightflyte Take your stinking paws off me you damn, dirty ape!

[lax5694]

@knightflyte The news reports horrible things because humans are fascinated with horror. If they reported all nice all the time, people wouldn't be as interested in it.

[Zeeboe]

@lax5694 - Yes. Because I sometimes think we humans may have all been apes once, and there's little things sometimes that makes me think it might be true. Our love for violence, death, and misery being one of the many things that makes me think we're still apes at heart.

Imagine if there was no police or laws or order. We'd go right back to the stone age.

[bonkasthebluetoon]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[PhillT1988]

Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius ohhhhh Dr. Zaius!

[FreshPrinceFan404]

"NO!!!"



[progrockcoffee]

I CAN SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!­

[individualist00000]

take your stinking paws off the dislike button you damn dirty ape

[xenubarb]

In the new movie, they say scientists made the apes smarter with some substance. Now that the apes are smarter than us, how come we don't use the drug to stay smarter than them?

Huh? Huh? How come?

[generalgrievous101]

@xenubarb I just saw the movie. The drug while can repair brain damage and improve intelligence, our immune system fights it off, and conditions like Alzheimers and dementia can come back, even with a greater force. Later, the substance kills humans.

[xenubarb]

@generalgrievous101 Humph! I'm not buying that. If it works on gorillas, it should work on us. Their immune system should react similarly. Now I'm all grumpy. :)

[generalgrievous101]

@xenubarb Haha, they said something about the apes having a stronger immune system.

[cccrate63]

@xenubarb On a genetic level, human and ape immune systems are not even close. As man has become more 'civilized', he has lessend his immune system by using 'anti-bacterial' items and 'anti-oxidants'. Both of these kill both the bad and good bacteria. Apes on the other hand still live in jungles where there is a strong presence of bacterial and viral diseases. "What does not kill us makes us stronger".

[cccrate63]

@xenubarb It never says the apes are smarter than us. Caesar was the offspring of a test ape from the first drug, the 112. He was able to learn faster than we do. We don't know exactly how effective the 113 is, although it would appear to work remarkably fast. How come we don't use the drug? Well in the case of 112 our immune system develops anti-bodies and blocks it. And the 113 kills humans.

[krakendude2]

I said this at the airport after a rather uncomfortable TSA groping.

I was detained.

[ThePBerry]

Oh my god it can talk!

[somegreens]

the apes are like- SAY WHAAA??

[PhillT1988]

*Gasp* He can talk

He can talk, he can talk, he can talk, he can talk

[ClapsyPlapsy]

@PhillT1988 I can SSSSIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGG!!!!!­!!!!!!

[PhillT1988]

@ClapsyPlapsy Oh help me DR. Zaius

[MF069]

Seems like my ex said that to me once...

[legomatt2010]

ok

[trilbynhiss]

I remember seeing this movie at the drive-in when I was 10 years old... it was awesome.

[MaximusMingus]

Thanks for uploading a decent clip instead of the usual shite done drom a tv with a mobile phone

[HotPlaycesCldPlayces]

the most famous line ever in film history

[RushLimborg]

The perfect thing to say to the TSA....

[hostillicus]

NRA 4 EVER!!!!

[DRTYFN]

@ChupacabraMaquina I wonder how Michelle voted 4 times?

[Hassleinbooks]

Everything Planet of the Apes related is included in Hasslein Books' reference publications - "Timeline of the Planet of the Apes" and the newly released "Lexicon of the Planet of the Apes".

[roycpc464]

These apes are racist, lol. Charlton Heston using his freedom of speech!

[MOLRobocop]

Do they have this on T-shirts?

[ClapsyPlapsy]

I'm going to say this to the security people the next time I get a pat-down at the airport.

[slinney1]

@phizfrail AND YOU ARE THE FOOL IN THE NET ASS HOLE..

[JCMotorsOfficial]

Imagine if Clint Eastwood said this line instead of Charlton Heston

[Zeeboe]

@JCMotorsOfficial - Clint Eastwood is awesome, and he would have said the line greatly, but I thought Heston was perfect for this role, and I loved the way he said it.

[Jex134]

@JCMotorsOfficial Lol it would take like 5 minutes for Clint Eastwood to grind this out.

[ThePoorhillbilly]

taking it to the ape

[kylethompson4]

I don't know whose oral hygene was worse...Heston's...or the Apes? Holy Moses:)

[MEBforce1]

I love a free media.

[shootthekitty]

@Moscuewatcher HEY-O!!!

[mosquewatcher]

Sounds like my ex wife........

[neilzep]

@Bazuna period at the end of a sentence,bazooka breath.

[grubeci]

thats not what jane goodall said? over actor

[kyebean]

this is the line I use when my GF wants to cuddle. Thanks Hesty!!

[johndnumber3]

EPIC!!!!!!

[cochranexyz]

Stay in your basement, kid.

[Upritebass]

Instead it's ruled by White sneaky deceptive intolerant yet full of innovations and technological advances that can blow this fucking planet to smithereens like the underground mole people (whatever the fuck they were) in the first sequel to Planet of the Apes.

[kunfupanda23]

looks like Brooklyn !

[Azard3]

Charlton Heston at his best ;)

[stingheart9]

I love the way the administrator of this channel insists they'll take off any racist comments, and didn't. They also insist this video is not racist or political. That's really amusing. Everyone and their mother knows Planet Of The Apes was a thinly veiled story about slavery, racism, and fear of a black planet. Plus Charlton Heston was a good ole' boy, conservative, NRA lover', and racist in real life. Also remember how the one black man helps Cornelius, who leads the rebellion, to escape.

[timin770]

@stingheart9 "....Planet Of The Apes was a thinly veiled story about slavery, racism, and fear of a black planet....'

oh, good Christ....shove the race card up your a55, sambo. the damn thing had NOTHING to do with "slavery / racism"

[smoogirl]

@timin770 Racism, perhaps not. but slavery not being in it? have you watched the film ?

[darkoath13]

by far the best quote of the movie, and not racist at all since he was actually saying it to an ape

[gswatus]

The apes are like "who you callin' dirty n' shit"?

[sw640]

@gswatus

too fucking funny

[micsigmac]

Years ago, me and my roommate recorded this off the VHS to our answering machine outgoing message.

We found about 5 messages from his confused parents who just didn't "get it". The kept talking on the open mic.

"Someone keeps telling me to keep my paws off them! Here..you talk to them!"

"Hello?..hello?!...well there's no one there."

I remember when this first came out, our dad said "Hell no! You're not seeing that!"

[climbon74]

I bet that was done in one take !

[yousem1467]

Ah yes....this brings back memories of my honeymoon. :(  Lucky for me the Wife settled down after a few drinks, and stopped calling me an ape.

[Keldorn87]

@yousem1467 ??? are you black??

[spotthatruth1]

Once Jesus comes back and what is theatre manifest I doubt that'll be your quote. You might really eat your words

[StveT7]

Don't hold your breath spotthatruth1,you are gonna have to wait,wait wait a long time! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[spotthatruth1]

@StveT7 yeah will see

[StveT7]

okay!

[Aoexys]

Man this Is the quote of the century :]...

Ps. you guys aren't racist at all.

[aeiq1219]

people lighten up a little, it's a fucking movie.

[crustyblob]

Chimp, Chimp, Hurray!

[MuscularBeaverx]

this is so funny just because in the movie he says absolutely nothing to anyone for like half an hour, then out of the blue he says this

[Kartoonkid95]

@MuscularBeaverx That's cause he was shot in the throat.

[derekchewie11]

fucking win.

[vmkSAVAGEGUY]

HERE HERE ! =]

[nfekted]

i dedicate this to your mother.

[nigga4life200]

lengendary

[kegedwill]

Legend.

[IIIJFRIII]

AHHHHHHH LOLOLOL !!!!! very good man, id love for him to try and shack my hand, i give him this line!

[BlloodRayyven]

*Hands down*

[crazyman779]

yea i saw this movie and the sequel and then the follow up to the sequel :S but anyway it is kinda sad that taylor and all the others die........

[Molossian]

READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

There is a great new bio (Charlton Heston:An Incredible Life: Revised Edition) for sale at amazon!

[stuartk2005]

i say this everytime someone touches me

[Melcat96]

oliver from hannah montana said the same thing in a hannah montana episode

[cjdj237]

I remember when i was 5 or 6 i saw a movie like this, a part were theres an ape and hes hitting a stone against someones flesh, is that from this movie?

Anyway, cool movie and wicked speech.

[xholmenxstunt]

haha little bit old

[77sHOLD]

lmfao pwn

[diesel420power]

love all of these movies. :)

******SPOILER********

too bad bright eyes and everyone else dies in the sequel

[EvilStewie64]

the best line

[RWT683]

Hey Charlton...sorry buddy...but that's what you get for going to Gary,IN.

[DIONYSES000AD]

thats funny

[franzenheimer93]

heard this on my uncles phone and saw the part the movie few days ago. its awesome!

[bloodfire86]

Classic! Charlton Heston is a legend!!

[captainsharkey]

Ab.

Solutely.

Awesome.

Line.

[christianbrink1985]

i love this line and the "Mad house" one classic

[PixelMcGnome]

Actually, guns don't kill people, bullets do

[rhettrongun]

^ Two idiots... Great line though.

[Richardhedditch261]

Why didn't the apes continue with their considerd medical decision to cut Taylor's nuts off.He's been recaptured and as "Bright Eyes" hes more of a genuine menace by speaking on being recaptured.After all,why had they lobotomised Landon?

[GorillaRobotFactory]

Very good question!!!

[WolfMan433]

ty so much im using this for my next video

[oceanwind402001]

Charles Heston Forever!!!!!! RIP ALWAYS!!!!!

[evilpyro44]

DAMN DIRY APE!!!

[fairplaybeach]

The movie was more about isolation and alienation than about race...

[tomch]

lol this is soo funny

[Nikateer]

I knew this clip for years n that sh*t is mad funny!

[sligo74]

I wonder would you say that to my face?

[bobvillaman]

omg lol

[gordystruck]

"Get Your Stinking Paws Off Me You Damn Dirty Ape!"

*Charlton Heston Voice

[sligo74]

Apart from his Amnerican NRA bullshit, he was a true legend!

[Knife226]

he stood up for what he thought was right asshole when you die nobody will rember

[paulp1021]

I agree. I wasn't too fond of his politics. But as an actor. He was indeed a Hollywood icon. R.I.P. Chuck.

[AllenbysEyes]

GREATEST LINE EVER! Well, maybe in the top five.

[Energizer2112]

Good night, Chuck.

[neutrinomann]

A classic line. Thank you Charlton Heston.

[richiebear1969]

This would make an excellent ringtone. It would be cool and funny to have it heard while at work, school or out shopping in public.

[videmail]

The best line from one of the best movies ever.  Thanks Charleton Heston.

[kisterman]

Now who will save us from the apes?

[crabtrap]

Obama......ummm aaay nevermind.

[bpkeane1]

Charton Heston his catch phrases will live

forever..

Planet of the Apes

Soylent Green

[iwasanangryyoungman]

Michael Clarke Duncan's paraphrasing of said line in the remake sounds like sacrilege

[Dynastydood]

Oh, he died. Oh.

[incsuch311]

R.I.P Heston (first comment like this ;) )

[blaa94]

lol im playing it constantly on replay cant stop it man this is annoying

[Sugminmus]

I feel u bro.

been there

[kenspin]

The NRA Slogan

[RKAS43]

That line pretty much sums up the whole movie. I love planet of the apes.

[terryjohn]

wot a brill movie.

[Jimbacsi]

One of the greatest lines in the history of motion pictures.

[Toro953]

APES! QUCK SHOOT THEM SHOOT THEM

[over18]

For teh win.

[Toro953]

This... is my favorite movie quote of all time.....

[almightywitey]

...did i see serena williams?

[Sugminmus]

thats not cool, man

[theherofromdoom]

LOL 14/88!

[Winter1988]

What a badass.

[fatcowsrawsome]

awsome "

[tbfdude]

LOL

Uhh, I'd make sure to stay away from him in the first place!

:D

[88MadKingGeorge88]

love this quote,, i wish i could get it on my phone for when it rings

[Retardretroguy]

I made it my ringtone actually.

[tjlawson20]

seriously? How?

[kittensareevil51]

cooliyo