Yes Officer, I didn't.

[LovingAdeleNow13]

Omg his eyes are so big!! I love himm!!!!!

[hunter42597]

Lady: I know why u polled me over.

Officer: Why's that?

Lady: U wanna ask me to the police officer ball.

Officer: police officers don't have any ball's.

(Zing!!! Do u see what I did that??!! :D)

[MegaFamousSinger]

Always get donuts before you get pulled over here is an example:

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Me:Yeah, cause you can smell the donuts from here can't you? I super sized the box you want one?

Cop: give me the box, and license and registration!!

[casillas546]

Half cut mustache

[TheStellaMarsh]

Cop: Do you know why i pulled you over?

Me: Yes, i do!

Cop: Well, why were you traveling so fast?

Me: See, last month my wife ran away with a cop.... i was scared he was trying to give her back.

[zeldaluver11568]

you know people are just reposting comments that ppl liked a lot so they can get to the top comments?

[123dirtbikeman]

can I offer you a doughnut

sir

[briannnnnnnnnnnnnnne]

lawlllollllllllll stahp xD

[23deuces]

cop:do you knw y i stoped you

me:cuz im black yeye wat up playa

[spinplanners]

1:37 driver: you wanna play the game!

cop: what game?

driver: the "find the drugs in the car" game! ha!

too funny! :D

[spinplanners]

00:39 why yes, ociffer, i do. FUNNY

[littlered721]

@spinplanners I know right!

[littlered721]

Always keep a box of donuts in your car. If a police officer pulls you over and asks you if you know why he pulled you over, you say to him "because you could smell it!"

[XManOSteelXx]

@littlered721 Im not fat im fluffy lol i love that comedian.

[XManOSteelXx]

@littlered721 Im not fat im fluffy lol i love that comedian.

[WeToddDid2000]

good morning osifer lovley eavning isnt it 'hicup!'

[Kaalvoetklonkie229]

if it happens to be a woman(a attractive one![with sizable breasts, you'll see why]) then say something that'll make her 'arrest' you. then when shes standing in front or behind you(anywhere close to you) and says the words "Anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law!" then you say "your boobs!"...let me know what you think. :)

[callicobanks]

0:53 FUS RO DAH????

[funfactor95]

Ossifer: Do you know why i pulled you over?

Me: There's a man chasing me with a gun.

Ossifer: Can you describe this man?

Me: ya he's wearing a blue uniform, has a badge, and drives a cop car.

[Goundrampage14]

He only has half a mustache!!!!!!

[FrAnGiPaNi121]

Great video !!!

[laurenrichardson1997]

hahahahahaha pedgular haahhhahaha i want some of those glasses

[coolestnerd111]

Which is what ur probably breathing right now and Its offenseive and i apologize....OCIFFERXD ahaha I love u Danny!

[CaptainSarcasm458]

Cop: Can I see your drivers license and registration?

Me: I don't have any.

Cop: Do you own this car?

Me: no. i killed the man who owned it and stuck him in the trunk.

Cop: *Calls for back up*

Chief of police: Is it true that you have no license and have a dead man in your trunk?

Me: No! that's crazy! Here's my license right here! *pulls out license* And see? No dead man! *opens trunk* IS THAT WHAT HE TOLD YOU?! I bet he also told you I was speeding.

[ChristopherTenzwood]

@CaptainSarcasm458 rofl

[brodiepreston88]

@CaptainSarcasm458 Kudos, that's smart.

[MonkeyJazz75]

"Umm because the devil IS INSIDE ME!

[xubunny11]

One of these has actually gotten me out of a ticket. (:

[SexyCandyNinjas]

@xubunny11 which one

[98snowwolf]

" I have boobies"; D

[rockonbabygirl1999]

move over to the other side of the car and say he was here i second a go. lolz te-he! fuck yeah !

[TheCrushedRock]

@rockonbabygirl1999 Gabriel Iglesias?

[GinaTheCrazyOne]

0:12 :)

[thatguybehindthetree]

give the cop a box of donutes

[XxAnimanga22xX]

I would go with Gabriel Iglesias on this one...

Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Gabriel: 'Cause you could smell 'em *shows him the donuts :D

[XxAnimanga22xX]

"Because the devil is inside me *says it backwards*"

[Dororoisepic]

officer:do you know why i pulled you over?

gay guy in car:i dunno, officer, but your cuuuuuuuute...

officer:excuse me?

gay guy in car:(makes out with cop)

officer:(while being toungued, tazes gay dude)

gay guy in car:GNEEAH!!!

[HTWfilmz]

officer:do you know why i pulled u over?

girl in car:(flashes boobs)

[superdiza]

Officer: do you know why I pulled you over?

Me: to have your 500$ back? {handing envelop}

[in india 50$ will do]

[therealJOCKOLOCK]

If your about to get pulled over for dwi, take fluffys advice and get in the passenger seat before the cop comes to the window...

Cop: (looks around the car and sees you)

You: (point to the drivers seat) he was hear a seccond ago

cop: sir i believe you were driving

you: Me drive ocifer? Ah hell nah Im fucked up!!

cop: sir step out of the vehicle

you: wait ocifer i have to vinish my beer first... :)

You then step out of the car, whip out your tunel snake, and start peeing everywhere :)

[Epicness271]

@therealJOCKOLOCK best advice i've heard all day

[TheGagunga]

@therealJOCKOLOCK You have that from Gabriel Iglesias. xD

[MrStoogee]

Officer: do u know i pulled u ovr

U:i fart lifted my cheeck to let the gas go and i accerlated

lol this guys is harilous

[blackpearlfan01]

you look like mark david chapmen :57

[GlaceyLuv]

My life is complete xD

[SuperYellow1989]

tips on how not to get a ticket? = Double D's.....

(ahhh Nice to dust off that 1970's patter )

[pagiebaby2315]

my tittys

[r77xxl]

press 3 for "yahs nis vil vahy"

[155jc]

HAHAHAHAHA occifer

[ejbrights]

Right as he gets to your window you yell towards the back end of your car and yell hey you guys in the trunk you need to quiet down

[mickfaith97]

Dude, half of your beard is shaved! lol...

[SokoCofi]

I used the fart thing..and it worked..

[oliviabodycomb]

im letting a nine year old watch this O__o and ...... i hope every things Pg and i hope i dont screw this kids head up with your videos 

[theRecklessCreed]

Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: No, but I do know why I'll be serving a life-sentence in prison... Officer: I'm confused, why's that? Me: Where do I start? The bank heist, murdering my fellow robbers, killing 3 other officers in a shootout followed by a high speed chase, killing you... Officer: What was that last one? Me: Killing 3 officers? Officer: No... Me: Oh! You mean the high speed chase?! Officer: No! Me: Killing you? Officer: Yeah that one! Why would you do- *BANG!*

[MyModernwarfare123]

Officer: Excuse me, do you know why i pulled you over? me. Well i imagine its becouse your so fat and its hard to breathe behind the steering weel and you just need an excuse to get out of the car so you can breathe again. Officer: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

[MrMegaPumpster]

@MyModernwarfare123 i will only work if hes fat just emagine get pulled over by a skinny chick!!! :) :) ;)

[karl6121]

i dont know you just pulled me over

[eagledabbs2412]

PD: excuse me, do you know why i pulled you over?

me: you have beautiful ears

[DerpdonutxD]

Officer: Sir, your eyes look a little red, have you been doing marijuana latley?

Me: Officer, your eyes look a little glazed, have you been eating donuts latley?

LOL

[GhostOfTheNight3600]

Officer: Son do you know why im stoping you for.

Me: Cus im young and im black and my hats real low... do i look like a mind readier sir? i dont know...

[TenteixSaigo]

@GhostOfTheNight3600 And that's why black people never get away with it.

[DaXboxerz]

0:52

Sounds Serbian...

[SUCKMYDICKORDIE1]

OFFICAR: do you know why i pulled you over?

ME: you were lonley and needed someone to talk to? :)

[bmxicans1]

Gabriel

[Gigiboutique]

if you ever have donuts in your car or a coffee, put it on your lap and when they say..." do you know why i pulled you over?" you just say..." because you could smell it" and point at your donuts/ coffee! ;)

[iPlayLoudest]

@Gigiboutique Gabriel Inglacies :P

[Gigiboutique]

@iPlayLoudest haha yaaaaaaa :P

[Amigosxoxo11]

You just say "I thought you wanted to Race" ;) or you can say "I was on my way to buy you donuts" ;)

[levipurdon]

Officer: Sir do you know how fast you were going?

Me: These are not the droids you`re looking for.

[mommy8701]

officer: do you know how fast you were going?

me: well... i do but i already forgot because i was too worried why i got pulled over.

officer: ok move along

me: kk

[xhead11]

so how long do i sing????

[luvatmyheart]

u have half a mustache

[Kaylertaykay]

0:56 That Whole Story Made Me Fall On The Floor

[Chazz1up10]

somebody take this guy out from youtube

[utadalovely]

@Chazz1up10 No.

[MrDeadsea000]

Officer: Do you realize how fast you were going ?.

You: I'm sorry, please... i need to get home, I'm about to shit my pants !

Officer: OK, OK... Go.... drive safe !

[JeffsComputerShow]

5:00

[ilikecheeselollol]

as gabreil iglasias said:

cop : do you know why i pulled you over

gabe: CUZ IM BLACK

[TeHKityyyyyyy]

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Me: I'm not as think as your drunk I am

[AldorenXIII]

Officer: Do you know how fast you were going?

Me: Fast enough to get a ticket!

[annibellee1]

Ociffer: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Response: Yes. Cause I was exceeding the speed limit.

Ociffer: Do you know how fast you were going?

Response: Well, obviously it was the same speed you were trying to catch me at! *Hiccup.*

[SWAGMASTALA]

officer: do you know why i pulled you over?

Me: you thought i had donuts???

[whodoesntlovezelda]

@SWAGMASTALA

Gabriel inglesias ( i soelled his last name wrong)

[SWAGMASTALA]

@whodoesntlovezelda ya

[DarknessQueen10101]

my dad got pulled over and i did the drug in the car 1 to the police ociffer....i found out my dad smoked pot that day XD

[annibellee1]

@DarknessQueen10101 That's nice. LOL I advise you don't play the game anymore. LOL

[DarknessQueen10101]

@annibellee1 Ikr :P and if i do...i'll make sure my dad isn't driving XD

[annibellee1]

@DarknessQueen10101 Hahaha. XD Good idea!

[mamoth821]

this vid is so powne

[jacko1763]

officer: do u know y i pulled u over

me: is it because im black

[Wolfzwhisper]

am i the only one who heard "sargent gay" ????!?! i knew it!!!! XD <3 danny!

[thatguy6002]

is it because im black

[coldfear888]

Officer: Do you know why i pulled you over?

Me: Do you know why is the question.

Officer:Yes you were you speeding and evading pursuit for a breif 20 seconds.

Me:Ahhhh yes so technocly you were also speeding to catch up to me corect?

Officer: Yea i guees so.

Me: So then you were also speeding,i think you know where this going.

[shadowx2nr]

Officer: Is there a reason why were you speeding?

Me: To catch up to the flow of traffic officer.

Officer: The Freeway is empty.

Me: That's how far ahead of me they are!

[04301999chizzle]

officer:sir do you know why i pulled you over?

me: yes ociffer i do,actually because i just pulled out of the bakery with fresh donuts :)

[micbros]

officer:do you know why i pulled u over me:cause im black !

[sweetlikecandy103]

i love this vid, thumbs up if this is your favorite vid

[junkemanify]

i would just say," see ya sucka" and drive away as fast as i could then get chased by FBI units just like in Grand Theft Auto 4.

[SupNooooobs]

ossifer

[misspinsent1]

ahahah, This Is Jokes My mum Actually Tried This LOL!x

[zeldaluver11568]

officer:do you know why i pulled you over?

me:oh im sorry. i thought you were him

officer:him?

me:you see. last week the wife ran off with a cop

officer:so?

me:thought you were trying to giver her back...

O_o

[ChronoAngelStudios]

@zeldaluver11568 That. that just. wow. I commend you sir.

[chayote96]

Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Me: "Can you come back in 5 minutes? I'm in the middle of a telephone conversation."

[DarknessQueen10101]

im gonna say ociffer from now on LoL

[leliathorp]

well... you see officer... do you wanna fuck

[XcassidylewisX]

show them boobiezz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[secyor9]

press 3 for getting fucked in the BUTT

[buggie2468]

*got donuts in the car*

cop:do u know why i pulled u over?

me: cuz u can smell it!!(:

*lift up donuts nd ur free to go*

[MegaStich626]

@buggie2468 stop bitten it not donuts ether its chicken

[IEatedYourMuffin]

@buggie2468 hahaha XD i see what you did there ;D

[LoveGeneration1995]

0:55 to 1:35

[HerooTiem1]

thats not the game. the game is something you lose by thinking about it. once you lose, you must announce, therefore making everyone in the vicinity lost the game. after that everyone is invincible for ten minutes and cannot lose the game(hopefully forgetting about it) the only way to win the game is to forget about it, but you will never know you have won because if you know you have, you have just thought about it and subsequently lost the game.

[Animewaterangel]

@HerooTiem1 fuck you!

[Killeryack55]

Cop: Do you know how fast you were going back there?

Me: These are not the droids you are looking for.

-Drive away

[DarkAnimeDragonxp]

Officer: do you know why I pulled you over?

Me: *Points to Chuck Norris in the passenger seat*

Officer: *shoots himself*

[Wolfzwhisper]

sargent gay??? am i the only one who noticed that at the bgining

[junkemanify]

heres one. how about u say," cya suka ima go buy drugs and we can play chase the guy in the red car who's nut job!" and run him over. tht will get u arrested but it's a way to get out of TICKET.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHS! Grand Theft Auto moment tht would be

[junkemanify]

no Danny THE DEVIL LIVES INSIDE ME!!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH TEEHEE HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! ima nut job HAOAOAOA-SDKLJFLSDJL;FKJAWSDAP­ISJ;DLJFL;AKJWSD

[MaoLeninTito]

0:45 to 0:51

[ReconMon]

Cop: Do you have a reason why wou were speeding?

Me: Yes I am a vampire (optional line: like Edward) and I have to go home to take some anti sun asprin.

[KarissaMarieLovesJB]

click 4 repeatedly so funny XD

[funnykid12405]

POOP!!!

[aphroditeboleyn]

Does this work?

[airboy1021]

who plays the guitar in the intro to your shows? it sounds cool. :)

[TheCray123456789]

Thumbs up if you relized most of the top comments are people copying the previous top comments to get thumps up.

[JustMe19959]

uh cuz i farted.

[luisman554450]

officer: do you know why i pulled you over?

me: is it because iam mexican?

[charliesceneundead45]

OFFICER:DO U KNOW WHY I PULLED U OVER?

ME:BECAUSE UR TRYING TO TAKE MY CAR BECAUSE UR CAR HAS DRUGS.

OFFICER:-THROWS ME OUT OF CAR AND DRIVES AWAY- >:|

[MrNinjaTuna123]

@charliesceneundead45 thanks, billy mayes.

[jumpingbean1021]

Officer: do you know why i pulled you over?

Me: no i was hopping you knew...

[TashieMS]

Great... After watching this video, Ive been getting into a habit of saying Occifer XD

[TheDarkperson33]

Officer: Do you know how fast you were going

Me: What did you forget already

Officer: Did I forget what?

Me: Nooooothing

Officer: *confused look* Oh....um.....ok..?

*Officer walks away*

[lstehle17]

i swear to drunk im not god

[Bmineman714]

Watch Gabriel Inglasias!!!!!

[pepsianour]

I wanna lick him

[powell446]

Officer: "do you know why i pulled you over?"

me:"its because you smell the dounuts"

officer:"no but i will let you off with a warning and i will take those dounuts for evidence

[TheBestSkaters111111]

you are so funny you are so cool lol

[Wolfzwhisper]

Officer: "do you know why i pulled you over?"

Me: " im so sorry for exceeding the speed limit! i just had mexican and if i dont get to a bathroom this car is gonna be brown in a bad way!"

Officer: " O_O umm ok go on your way mam"

[RuinLaugh1]

Officer: Excuse me, do you know how fast you were going?

Me: Yes, but I was hoping you didn't

[RICCOCRAZYFREAK]

Say yes i did it he wiol belive you and let you go

[codblackopzg]

if your a girl start touching ur self if you a boy YOUR SCRUDE

[chrystal561]

@codblackopzg you're screwed* ...oh that was coincidental

[spiderpigx4]

I really like your beanie! >.<

[trog6050]

1:35 - 2:15 lol cracks me up

[RebeccaEdwards6]

OFFICER: excuse me miss (point your boobs at him at ths point) er um excuse me miss do you know why i pulled you over?

GIRL: (seductive voice) No officer tell me why?

OFFICER: Well, Miss your headlights were too big this night-I MEAN OFF!!!!- NO NO you know what just trn your headlights on and your off with a warning Good evening Miss.

GIRL: (seductive voice) why thank you officer (winks invitingly makes call me gesture) Good Night.(Drive away exceeding the speed limit while cop remembers the #)

[MeMe23yn45]

just like every one said they say they got boobs point them in the right derection and shit get real

[Happychick997]

pauze and press 9

[smadon1]

i hav boobs they speak 4 me :) thank goodness 4 ( . )( . )

[adamsasomechannel]

its suck my fury monky balls

[tidus1233211]

officer:do you know why i pulled you over?

me: do you know how not to be a diuche bag!?

then get man handled at jail :)

[MrVictory15]

well, since i live in Mexico., i would handle it like this.

Officer: you know why i pulled you over?

me: yes. you want 50 pesos.. and thanks to corruption...

[RosaNomNom]

Have big tits =]

[ienjoyyyou]

BLARRRE bad boy bad boy, what you gonnado, what you gonna do when they come for you, out you car when hes walking. if he's walking to the beat, he LIKES YOU*^*

[GooNSquad222]

Officer Walks Up And Before He Says Anything Say "License And Registration Please"

[0101haleybug]

hav u ben drinking 2nite?

hav u ben eatn doughnuts 2nite ociffer?

[APACHEMAN747]

LOL!

[Jamaicanyoucrazy]

DOES THIS REALLY WORK?!?!?!

[chazzaman21]

problem*

[chazzaman21]

whats is the officer proble ;)

[codblackopzg]

if u hav donutz diz iz wut u do

Officer:do u no y i pulled u over?

You:cuz u can smell it

n datz wen u show him da donutz

[SurferGirly1000]

90 people are officers.

[MadMarineMac]

occifer-"do you know y i pulled u over"

me-"ha,*Barf* because uses got drank at ur moms bachelor party and u shouldnt be driving"

[lin2010100]

me i got these chese burgers man

officer have u been drinking sir

[nullins]

Officer: "How high are you?"

Me: no officer it's "hi, how are you."

[bopsister]

pause and press 7

[bopsister]

press 3

[jogging79]

At 2:00 his face is halairious

[thebmxboys11]

@xyziLike69xyz That is something from New Orleans

[123aln]

Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Me: "Do you know HOW you pulled me over?"

Officer: "Excuse me?"

Me: "You're excused, I'll be on my way."

[TheSmexyAssGuy]

lol at 0:43 my face hit the keyboard and I fell off my chair laughing XD ROFL

[Jor0716]

Officer: sir, have you been drinking?

You: no i only had one beer but the dog had a couple dozen