Tiger and Crane Fists (1976) part 1 of 9

[xakuragi1]

wiuwiuwiuwiuwiu pppjjjjjjjjj

[TheManasume]

Swinging a chain, swinging a chain!

[omgnobrain]

So it starts like this? No intro or anything?

[cmgcp72]

chosen one was clearly not ready.. he really should've listen to that one boob chick

[Bambihoppar]

was i the only one who waited for the whale when they fell down the river?

[heavymetalking98]

At 6:19 I don't think they found a radioshack.

[BroArmoDillo]

Says part 1 of 9 but is this really how the movie starts?

[KriegDerSterne77]

@BroArmoDillo no, the intro is missing

[Ninjatastik]

Holy crap, I was watching this on Netflix then decided to look up the original here on my laptop. The same scene was playing at the same time!

[OxBigly2010]

@Ninjatastik not on netflix

[Ninjatastik]

@OxBigly2010 Kung Pow is, same scene, main actor replaced.

[OxBigly2010]

@Ninjatastik sorry i thought you meant the original was on netflix... my bad

[anAngryHamster]

I don't think it's possible for me to ever take this movie seriously.

[verkenderkraftwerk2]

Swingin' a chain, swingin' a chain.

[Godzillafan2002]

WEUW WEUW TAKE ME MAN-MEAT! OH I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK I'M A SLUT!!!

[KingSupaGojira]

Shirt Ripper!

[AssassinSkills]

lol, I can't imagine their normal voices 

[charmbraceletify]

One of us, is wearing, a push-up bra, it's lacy

[charmbraceletify]

Let me know...if you see....a RadioShack...

[charmbraceletify]

SHIRT RIPPAH!

[charmbraceletify]

"Who are you?"

"Ling's father oowee oowee oowee!"

"Oh dear.."

[GuitarManFTW]

What, no whale?

[Vangkidd]

swingin my chain. swingin my chain lol

[jackzero99]

SHIRT RIPPAH

[eogstopsmedia]

00:39 Swingin' the chain... Swingin' the chain... SO YOU'VE MADE IT PAST MY COW, EHH???

[AntonDoesMusic]

Guarantee there were like maybe two people who didn't come here because of Kung Pow.

[ToguroXP]

Those claws hurt like Hell man!

[GrooveMastaDreP]

There's no one here.....no one is in the bell.

Hey, Don't look under here.....LOOK OVER THERE!!!

[8JASjzvoZF]

Sittin on a Toilet!

[TheSadTruthLOL]

The beginning. I already thought.. "WATER...EVERYWHERE..ALL OVER ME..IM GETTINGUH...WET."

[BomHalo1]

cant touch this

[EmperorZander]

Damn I cant watch this movie without making references to Kung Pow!

[ImmaculateTouch]

Wow!.. the interwebs can really bring you to anything huh!... I never thought they were actually speaking English.. funny!

[KenshinObsessor]

From now on, you will refer to me by the name Betty.

[mansanas2702]

That's a lot of nuts!

[macar3nal33]

One.. of us.. is wearing... a push up bra... lmao

[macar3nal33]

Swinging the chain, swinging the chain... lol

[macar3nal33]

When u girls are done kissing I've got some ass kicking for u!!!!! Lmao

[Gabbymadd22]

SHIRT RIPPER!!!

[blondeontheinside100]

THAT'LL BE 4 BUCKS BABY, YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!?!

[Fantascular]

Water.. water is everywhere.. im getting wet..

I'M FALLING!

YOU'RE FALLING!

WE'RE FALLING!

WHALE!

[ThaCerealKilla]

WHALE!!!!

[RockoMyler]

Death Wish music everywhere in this.

[irllcd13]

Watch out.. he's a great magician.

[Blackouti386]

1:04 Learning a valuable lesson about iron claws.

[bambamman909]

alfalfa

[cmgcp72]

at that moment the chosen one learned a valuable lesson about iron claws.. THEY HURT LIKE CRAP MAN!

[GeorgeofSlovakia101]

Kung pow brought me here

[YESHUAISMERCIFUL]

Kung pow: Enter the fist brought me here.

[TheLonewolfful]

na na na na na neo nananananaaa sporin

[paulsack21]

let me know if you see a radio shack.

[CorileousBane41]

My name is Betty you son of a pig, ITS BETTY!

[physchohead24]

Swingin' the chain, swingin' chain

[arlothellama]

Uuuuugh, water. Everywhere. I'm getting, uh, wet. I'm falling, you're falling, we're falling.

WHALE.

[contrerascastro90]

is this really part one?!?!? 

[darkrazar]

Tell me when you see a radio shack!!

[Halo3Freak714]

Thats alot of nuts

[huskycommander]

I dont get it, those claws dont even look sharp...

[WinkyMarmalade]

its not as good without the product placement

[EmperorZander]

1:04 "At that moment, The Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about Iron Claws. THEY HURT LIKE CRAP MAN!!!"

1:50 "IM FALLING! YOU'RE FALLING! WE'RE FALLING! WHALE!!!

7:00 "HEY! I REMEMBER YOU!"

7:05 'Just like old time! O Ricky Tikki Tavi! Rikki Tikki!"

"Stop, I have a mortal wound" "Where? Where does it hurt?" "Pretty much around the big, bloody spot!"

7:30 "Our-- Sexual-- preferences-- are-- our-- own-- business--"

[Greentrunks2007]

every time the bell rings it sounds like "douche.... douche..... douche" rofl

[fhb3isback]

@hasrulr1 1:05 "At that point, the Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about metal claws. They HURT like CRAP, man!"

[Toasty667]

WHHAAAALLE!!!!

[EltBerserker]

Wow, this is the best abridged dub of Kung Pow I've seen! It's like they're really speaking their lines!

[VinVin161]

ONE... OF US... IS WEARING.... A PUSH UP BRA lol

[AleXX1995XX]

the movie is available as a torrent (~600 MB)

[BLACKIESBOY]

Wow... This is how the movie starts? This is almost near the end of Kung Pow.

O.o

[ziggycurrans]

Master Betty has the worst hair in any movie other than Tom Hanks in the Da Vinci Code.

[Mikerulez101]

I just made a Best of Kung Pow video yesterday and sent it as a video response to this video. Hopefully the guy will accept it. =) Both are awesome movies.

[kochiyose12]

kung pow made me watched this :P



[mistervader]

That bell-ringing scene should've made it into the movie! What a waste!

[andimhisfriendjesus]

This is fucking epic.

[lupinvash3]

Heeeeeey, I remember you! Just like old times! Licky sticky!

[SetnaroX]

I love how everybody comes here to see the origin of Kung Pow, only to quote Kung Pow.

[guttaboi88]

@SetnaroX I know it's like their making a mockery out of the original movie doing that.

[LuigiGodzillaGirl]

"The chosen one learned a valuable lesson about iron claws; THEY HURT LIKE CRAP, MAN!"

"W-water, e-everywhere!"

[sirfortiscue]

OMFG it's BETTY!!!!!

[MrMatt1120]

"one Of us is wearing a Push up bra It's cute and stringy"

[MattHatter]

"Swinging the chain.....swinging the chain....swinging the chain." "When you two girls are done kissing I have some ass kicking to do!" LOL! "Kung Pow - Enter The Fist" is one of the best movies EVER! A true cult classic in every sense of the word!

[knockdoun]

@MattHatter It will be SIGNIFICANT!!!!!

[MattHatter]

@knockdoun And then he killed....the dog!

[TOOHOOAH]

too much water, I'm getting wet!

weeu-weeu-wee

[knockdoun]

@TOOHOOAH WHALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aohcud]

Thanks for re-uploading this first part of the movie. Really appreciate it.

[latintiger]

lol so that how Betty sounds

[tongtong168]

I am sorry but it sounds so awful in English. Nothing to do with the sub but watching these Kung Fu movie/tv series that i watched when i was young now in English just ruin the whole atmosphere of the story. Cantonese or Mandarine is the only language i would watch these Chinese Kung Fu stories in if they dress in an ancient Chinese dress and the story is based in ancient Chinese time.