Don't worry Paulina, it's more than a letter (just waiting on the gift-wrap)! What kind of cheapskate do you take me for anyhow? Some sort of... living-at-home, mooching-off-parents freeloader? But of course! But that gives me more expendable income to ship marginally amusing things in your direction :)
HAHAHAHAHA... does evening patrick pop out every day now? or every once in awhile? because, that'd be random if evening patrick made a video on how drunk he can get... =D
can I bring you places? Like in a little suitcase or something? And then when I'm having a bad day, I can just open up your suitcase-home, and we can both bask in the warm glow of the collective awesome that you bestow upon me?
hahaha you make me laugh so hard that my diaphram hurts..lol i dont know where you come up with your ideas for videos but yo keep up the funny work..you should also put a croissant in the card for your dearest paulina that way she can enjoy her peanut butter..lol
lol and people eat peanut-butter on croissants??? And I thought "I" was eccentric... Croissants are for ham, silly. And sometimes (on rare occassions) cheese.
Dude, I think I peed my pants a little. Sooo friggin funny!!!! That must have been taken you so long to make that man! That was quite the epic battle going on but I'm happy to hear things got patched up lol.
I started to point out individual things about the video I liked but I passed the character limit. So maybe I'll just say I like you as an individual. Actually that sounds creepy.
Yeah, when I wrote that, it sounded a lot funnier in my head. The truth of the matter is that I actually really really don't like you. So.. I'm breaking up with you. Sorry.
hey kellie! Is it bad that you couldn't think of a word? And hey, if you don't like something or you think it wasn't my finest, then definitely lemme know. I don't mind hearing that kind of stuff. It's better than telling me a video was great when it was the lamest thing since.. I dunno... "Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle"? :)
I have fun doing most stuff, so since everything is equal on this end, I might as well do stuff that's more enjoyable on the watching end, right?
hey now! You are clearly not one who appreciates a finely made peanut-butter sandwich -- Hmmm... What's not to like about a delicious nutty spread nestled between two fresh slices of bread. Or in this case, semi-gloss cardstock.
Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with a finely made peanut-butter sandwich (I don't think even billiam would disagree there) but you hit the nail on the head with that last part. It's the semi-gloss cardboard I take issue with.
Oh man, I definitely should have made evil-evening-Patrick's song something by Nickelback...! That would have set the tone. But it probably would have conveyed a little too much despair. And hopelessness. And... lame.
Yeesh. It's a good thing I'm not articulate, or you'd be just REELING from that devastating blow! :)
pat your so awesome! i cant wait to get my letter! p.s. patrick of the evening rocks!
raz0rsex 4 years ago
Don't worry Paulina, it's more than a letter (just waiting on the gift-wrap)! What kind of cheapskate do you take me for anyhow? Some sort of... living-at-home, mooching-off-parents freeloader? But of course! But that gives me more expendable income to ship marginally amusing things in your direction :)
kraznadar 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA... does evening patrick pop out every day now? or every once in awhile? because, that'd be random if evening patrick made a video on how drunk he can get... =D
haha pat your so awesome =P
byho94 4 years ago
can I bring you places? Like in a little suitcase or something? And then when I'm having a bad day, I can just open up your suitcase-home, and we can both bask in the warm glow of the collective awesome that you bestow upon me?
Well hey, either way -- thanks dude!
kraznadar 4 years ago
"she looks like wood" oh man.
vanawesome 4 years ago
Ah man that was great! Subscribbbbbbbed.
GrandNarrative 4 years ago
thanks!
does the extra 'B' stand for 'BYOBB'? I hope so...
kraznadar 4 years ago
LOL
patrick
i love you
you're so effing hilarious & i can't take it
ps although i love you, im still very sad that you have not taken the time to write me in like a month :'(
valareedoll 4 years ago
...
high FIVE?
But seriously, you'll notice that my facebook wall is currently backlogged with unreplied messages. All my friends lose equally :)
kraznadar 4 years ago
hahaha you make me laugh so hard that my diaphram hurts..lol i dont know where you come up with your ideas for videos but yo keep up the funny work..you should also put a croissant in the card for your dearest paulina that way she can enjoy her peanut butter..lol
cricketsmomma 4 years ago
Aw Valerie, you're just saying that...
lol and people eat peanut-butter on croissants??? And I thought "I" was eccentric... Croissants are for ham, silly. And sometimes (on rare occassions) cheese.
kraznadar 4 years ago
haha. this was truly fantastic patrick. "DAMN YOU EVENING PATRICK!" you're hilarious man.
vanawesome 4 years ago
i mean, "Patrick of the evening!!!"
vanawesome 4 years ago
You da man Joe! Just so you know, I am thoroughly stoked to watch your next video as soon as I'm done typing this comment...
Woop woop!
kraznadar 4 years ago
Pat, very original I must say. I also share the passion of putting spreadables in my cards. who woulda thunk it!?
hahahah! very niiiice. getting better each time!
kels
theMADhatter21 4 years ago
Thanks Kels! I love how you type out "who woulda thunk it" too. We type what other people only SAY. Because we're just that cool...
kraznadar 4 years ago
Dude, I think I peed my pants a little. Sooo friggin funny!!!! That must have been taken you so long to make that man! That was quite the epic battle going on but I'm happy to hear things got patched up lol.
I started to point out individual things about the video I liked but I passed the character limit. So maybe I'll just say I like you as an individual. Actually that sounds creepy.
NickelsAndCrimes 4 years ago
wow Jeff. that is quite possibly the coolest quasi-gay thing that's ever been said to me by a straight man. Thank man!
Sooo... do you wanna go steady?
BWAHAHA! I'm hilarious...
kraznadar 4 years ago
Lol oh pat... Absolutely.
Yeah, when I wrote that, it sounded a lot funnier in my head. The truth of the matter is that I actually really really don't like you. So.. I'm breaking up with you. Sorry.
NickelsAndCrimes 4 years ago
Drats.
But honestly, the thanks might have been masked in the inference of your homosexuality, but I really did mean it man. Made my day.
kraznadar 4 years ago
wow this was pretty
um.
pretty something that i cant think of right now.
im tempted to say rad for the fact that i havent used the word rad in a while.
this was pretty rad.
kelliebeaniscool 4 years ago
hey kellie! Is it bad that you couldn't think of a word? And hey, if you don't like something or you think it wasn't my finest, then definitely lemme know. I don't mind hearing that kind of stuff. It's better than telling me a video was great when it was the lamest thing since.. I dunno... "Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle"? :)
I have fun doing most stuff, so since everything is equal on this end, I might as well do stuff that's more enjoyable on the watching end, right?
kraznadar 4 years ago
lol I think you should have stuck with the shakespeare...
waori 4 years ago
hey now! You are clearly not one who appreciates a finely made peanut-butter sandwich -- Hmmm... What's not to like about a delicious nutty spread nestled between two fresh slices of bread. Or in this case, semi-gloss cardstock.
kraznadar 4 years ago
Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with a finely made peanut-butter sandwich (I don't think even billiam would disagree there) but you hit the nail on the head with that last part. It's the semi-gloss cardboard I take issue with.
waori 4 years ago
haha loved it! thanks for the laugh :)
cdfan11 4 years ago
hey thanks! So... was it better than Nickelback?
ZING! I'm sorry, but this will never become unfunny to me.
Oh Marianne... we'll always have Nickelback...
kraznadar 4 years ago
hah. so both Patricks don't like Nickelback? such a waste...
cdfan11 4 years ago
Oh man, I definitely should have made evil-evening-Patrick's song something by Nickelback...! That would have set the tone. But it probably would have conveyed a little too much despair. And hopelessness. And... lame.
Yeesh. It's a good thing I'm not articulate, or you'd be just REELING from that devastating blow! :)
kraznadar 4 years ago
Oh yes well I don't reel from just any Nickelback-bashing! Cmon, you can do better : )
cdfan11 4 years ago