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@continentalrcinglg I have only seen that happen a few times, and i agree it isnt very funny when they do it. But Family guy can also be pretty unpredictable which makes it funny, while simpsons is most of the time very predictable.
@Papermachemaybe Then was another car crushed into the Aperture Science Companion Cube, perhaps Lenny or Moe's? It would be funny, considering what happened to the Aperture Science Companion Cube.
After all these years, how can the simpsons still be consistently hilarious and provide loads of memorable moments in every show? Greatest tv series ever.
@biomeproductions no I'm not a Jew but it is true how much family guy insults religion eg Christianity Jews and even islamics it's funny don't get me wrong but they just push it to much were it becomes insulting
The Family Guy version "You have 30 minutes to move your car" "You have 29 minutes to move your car" "You have 28 minutes to move your car" "You have 27 minutes to move your car" "You have 26 minutes to move your car" "You have 25 minutes to move your car" "You have 24 minutes to move your car" "You have 23 minutes to move your car" "You have 22 minutes to move your car" "You have 21 minutes to move your car" "You have 20 minutes to move your car" "You have 19 minutes to move your car" "You....
The Family Guy version "You have 60 minutes to move your cube" "You have 59 minutes to move your cube" "You have 58 minutes to move you cube" You have 57 minutes to move your cube" "You have 56 minutes to move your cube" "You have 55 minutes to move your cube" "You have 54 minutes to move your cube" "You have 53 minutes to move your cube" "You have 52 minutes to move your cube" "You have 51 minutes to move your cube"
When this episode first aired I bet the haters were saying how much this episode sucked compared to the "classic" ones. The Simpsons are still funny, but it's become the "cool" thing to dislike them.
@gherinquad No because this IS a classic episode and the current ones are incredibly unfunny. It's not become the "cool" thing to dislike them, it's simply become the logical thing to dislike them.
@gherinquad I've been watching Simpsons since I was in middle school, and I have to say that the quality of the newer episodes cannot be matched against the classic ones. They just aren't funny.
By the way, this episode is called "Homer the Smithers".
I haven't watched The Simpsons since season 15 so don't know how bad it is now, but these sort of clips from "back in the day" highlight just how funny it used to be. Mr Burns was the best... that evil face he pulls is classic :)
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Companion Cube cannot speak. In the event that the Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
"I have no sense of humour or ability of wit, so I just say that's a paddlin' because that's the done thing!!" No, I don't think I'm funny or witty, but at least I can accept I'm not funny instead of using an incessant and clearly unfunny phrase again and again.
@CapitalBhoy78 you sir are so fucking correct. I am disgusted at the new simpsons episodes. I have collected only seasons 1 to 11 and have stopped there for good reason.
@CapitalBhoy78 What do you expect? It's been on for over 20 years...I just don't get where all the hate is coming from? I personally like the new and old Simpsons.
burns' acceptance of the plight of his cube is the best bit, ie, (inquisitively) 'is it about my cube?'
caseydj17 2 hours ago
Is it about my pube?
BertningStorm 1 week ago
One of best scenes :D
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JamesZapfelPoetry 1 week ago
Who can dislike this?? This is classic!
Queenrock990 2 weeks ago 6
@Queenrock990
People that have had their cars crushed into cubes.
RiderManX0 2 weeks ago
ahh the good old days of simpsons :D homer and mr burns moments are my favourite.
EdmundoLOL 2 weeks ago 4
He better get to work on moving that cube then.
Desertfalcon55 2 weeks ago 3
Thumbs up if you think Homer says your car has been crushed into a tube
nb45001 2 weeks ago
Press 1, 2, 3 for Simpson - is - car
Cute4wolf 2 weeks ago
"Your car has been crushed into a tube"
Think about it...
VerisonMember 2 weeks ago
Simpsons moments like this beat family guy, south park etc hands down. just Brilliant!
leopoldstotch62 2 weeks ago 6
Family guy could never think of comedy like this
ginjaninja1000 2 weeks ago
@ginjaninja1000 Nope, they'd do it better ;) I like both simpsons and family guy but to be honest simpsons barely ever make me laugh.
solame10101 2 weeks ago
@solame10101 By what, hashing out the same damn joke for 5 minutes. FG sucks.
continentalrcinglg 2 weeks ago 3
@continentalrcinglg I have only seen that happen a few times, and i agree it isnt very funny when they do it. But Family guy can also be pretty unpredictable which makes it funny, while simpsons is most of the time very predictable.
solame10101 2 weeks ago
And thus, the Aperture Science Storage Cube was invented.
Papermachemaybe 3 weeks ago 5
@Papermachemaybe Then was another car crushed into the Aperture Science Companion Cube, perhaps Lenny or Moe's? It would be funny, considering what happened to the Aperture Science Companion Cube.
RoboCommander 2 weeks ago
my favorite part was when he said "is it about my cube"
AreaQNH870 1 month ago
I shall call it "The Companion Cube"
megajebus 1 month ago
After all these years, how can the simpsons still be consistently hilarious and provide loads of memorable moments in every show? Greatest tv series ever.
sadlerjohn 1 month ago
@biomeproductions no I'm not a Jew but it is true how much family guy insults religion eg Christianity Jews and even islamics it's funny don't get me wrong but they just push it to much were it becomes insulting
wpeake99 2 months ago
I used to have a car like that but then I took a cube to the knee
ginjaninja1000 2 months ago
This is a perfect 18 seconds of comedy.
magicmike323 2 months ago 11
Awww..... this when The Simpsons were gd
xxALittleBitGleekyxx 2 months ago 2
There's 2 reasons why simpsons is the best 1: homer is in it 2: the don't have to insult everyone to make people laugh eg family guy
wpeake99 2 months ago 5
@wpeake99 What are you, a jew?
biomeproductions 2 months ago
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I used to have a car like you, but then it took an arrow to the knee.
Timic83tc 2 months ago
Brilliant!
nesvada123 2 months ago
lol each message, his eyes get smaller and smaller
WalkthroughsMadeEasy 2 months ago
This was a million times better than Family Guy or South Park
princenoah21 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos 10
Sadly, this 18 second clip was alot more funny than the last few Simpson seasons COMBINED
NurseBoobies01 2 months ago 5
I used to make paddlin jokes, then I took an arrow to the knee
Shoe182 2 months ago 4
that is funny.
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328805 2 months ago
@FamousMovieScenes09 Or would they go with the old "Like that time your car was impounded..." *cue flashback with no relevance to episode*
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@mattconn I think you're both wrong, it'd go something like this:
Homer: Your car has been crushed into a cube
Burns: (Angry face)
Homer: I could sure use a distraction right now... and here's Conway Twitty!
*Cue 4 minute Conway Twitty scene.
xXxMrMysteryxXx 1 month ago
@FamousMovieScenes09 looool so true
killielad92 3 weeks ago
@FamousMovieScenes09
The Family Guy version "You have 60 minutes to move your cube" "You have 59 minutes to move your cube" "You have 58 minutes to move you cube" You have 57 minutes to move your cube" "You have 56 minutes to move your cube" "You have 55 minutes to move your cube" "You have 54 minutes to move your cube" "You have 53 minutes to move your cube" "You have 52 minutes to move your cube" "You have 51 minutes to move your cube"
CornishCreamtea07 2 weeks ago
@FamousMovieScenes09 yea family guy allwase wastes time
wizard101magic2 2 weeks ago
@FamousMovieScenes09 you forgot about all the cutaways in between
ChronicDementiaTV 1 week ago
11 people forgot to move their cube
Konig43 3 months ago
I love how Burns's facial expressions change with every message.
Eluzara 3 months ago 185
Your cube has now been crushed into a sphere
blindoutlaw 3 months ago 12
lol so funny ha
karldoyle2 3 months ago
lol
icedragonSg 3 months ago
Oh goodie. Both of the top comments are "that's a paddlin" comments. Haven't seen THAT one before...
AgApE010 3 months ago
Notice how Mr Burns' face gets progressively angrier
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STEP ON HIS CUBES
halcyon0830 3 months ago
Lmfao @ the way his eyes change during each read out
ArmenianRite 3 months ago 2
what cube?
thesimpsons224 3 months ago
@thesimpsons224 did you even watch the video? he said mr burns car turned into a cube
theMYMARIO 3 months ago
@theMYMARIO o yeah i didnt hear that bit. thanks and sorry to
thesimpsons224 3 months ago
Someone upload that video of Willy in the x-files episode where he shouts "kill it, kill it" at the "alien" so funny.
Arathain 3 months ago
Goddammit, just shut da fuck up about paddlins...
JMasterR0ck 3 months ago in playlist JMasterR0ck's favorites
@JMasterR0ck Not wanting to hear about paddlin jokes......that's a paddlin.
Gavin17259 3 months ago
@JMasterR0ck complainin' about paddlin'. That's a paddlin'
Xtremist777 3 months ago
burns' expression changes are priceless lol
minimoose86 3 months ago
I wash my cube with a rag on a stick.
gonemushrooming 3 months ago
Ah good old simpsons but that show died for me since season 13 they had other writers and messed the show up.
Swiftyfann 3 months ago
Oh, hello Mater. Sorry about pulling the plug on you and all. Who could've known you'd pull through and live for another five decades?
RosaEveningstar 3 months ago
I wonder what they do to the cube if he doesn't move it... Probably use it in the construction of an artificial reef or something stupid like that.
Tactual 3 months ago
@Tactual hey thats not stupid!
DragomirJtac 3 months ago
I came in expecting bad Portal jokes; I left having heard bad paddling jokes.
VGKing 4 months ago
@VGKing You left reading bad paddling jokes.
blainyrules 3 months ago
9 people have 30 minutes to move their cube/
ElBarto3131 4 months ago 3
9 people got a phone call about their cube.
canadianmaple09 4 months ago
When this episode first aired I bet the haters were saying how much this episode sucked compared to the "classic" ones. The Simpsons are still funny, but it's become the "cool" thing to dislike them.
gherinquad 4 months ago
@gherinquad No because this IS a classic episode and the current ones are incredibly unfunny. It's not become the "cool" thing to dislike them, it's simply become the logical thing to dislike them.
CapitalBhoy78 4 months ago
@gherinquad I've been watching Simpsons since I was in middle school, and I have to say that the quality of the newer episodes cannot be matched against the classic ones. They just aren't funny.
By the way, this episode is called "Homer the Smithers".
People loved it.
Jings0b 4 months ago 4
WHAT THE FUCK IS A PADDLIN ?!!?!?? GAHHHHH
yomummaisahobbit 4 months ago
I love the way burns' expression gets more and more angrier when Homer reads each message
Cha0sLord93 4 months ago
The sad thing is this 18 second clip is funnier than the last 18 episodes combined.
p.s the paddling comments on every video are getting fucking annoying to us real Simpsons fans
CapitalBhoy78 4 months ago
I think I rewound this a dozen times. God, this is funny.
monkeysoulpoet 4 months ago
getting his car crushed into a cube?
Oh, you better believe thats a paddlin
Plausiblesarge 4 months ago 5
I haven't watched The Simpsons since season 15 so don't know how bad it is now, but these sort of clips from "back in the day" highlight just how funny it used to be. Mr Burns was the best... that evil face he pulls is classic :)
MrDenizen 4 months ago
@EkseteraEksetera Family Guy and the Simpsons both suck now, i just stopped watching
wb40slim 4 months ago
@wb40slim I'm with you.
JakeandElwoodBlues 4 months ago
Mr Burns has brilliant timing. and yeah the Simpsons really needs to end, i hate to say it but Family Guy has become superior
EkseteraEksetera 4 months ago
Not moving your cube, that's a paddlin
DaVeeKo 4 months ago 3
9 people have 30 minutes to move their cube.
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Toronto4Ever325 4 months ago
lol mr burns facial expression went from interest to a big frown as homer was reading his messages lol
jhvidss 4 months ago
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It's more of a scowl than a frown. He's clearly irritated that Homer didn't tell him about it before his car was cubed.
maxman1602 4 months ago
LOL you have 30 minutes to move your cube
IIxAssassin 4 months ago
lol, is it about my cube.
mapleleafs182 5 months ago in playlist The Simpsons
Is it a cube the size of a gorilla?
Hlhud 5 months ago
not moving your cube... that's a paddlin
BCKing1000 5 months ago 33
@BCKing1000 making padling jokes...that's a paddlin
tiben36 5 months ago
@tiben36 Making paddlin jokes about paddlin jokes....oh you better believe thats a paddlin
MeanT241985 5 months ago 84
@MeanT241985 Good sir, you win so many internets for that comment!
MoTuWeThFrSaSu 5 months ago
@MoTuWeThFrSaSu Awesome!
MeanT241985 4 months ago
@MeanT241985 *Xzibit smiling*
stewardo 4 months ago
@MeanT241985 PADDLECEPTION
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@MeanT241985 Making paddlin jokes about making paddlin jokes that are about paddlin jokes....oh you can bet your life thats a paddlin
elcap22 3 months ago
@MeanT241985 wt fuck's a paddlin?
86STALKER666 3 months ago
@86STALKER666 Asking what a paddlin' is.....thats a paddlin
MeanT241985 3 months ago
@86STALKER666 not knowing the old man who talks about paddlin, ohhh you better believe thats a paddlin
vrossv 3 months ago
@vrossv I don't car cuz now Im washing myself with a rag on a stick.
86STALKER666 3 months ago
@vrossv Do you even know his name?
Xtremist777 3 months ago
@MeanT241985 Threatening people with a paddlin for making paddlin jokes...that's a paddlin'
BetaGunslinger 3 months ago
@MeanT241985 paddlinception
geor1002 3 months ago
@MeanT241985 Making a paddlin joke about people who make paddlin jokes about paddlin jokes.... oh you better believe that's Inception.
BalmungSama0 3 months ago
@MeanT241985 making paddlin jokes about paddlin jokes about paddlin jokes....oh you better believe thats a paddlin
bubbaboyize 2 months ago
@bubbaboyize PADDLECEPTION
MrOssumAnt 2 months ago
The Simpsons went from season 3 to season 13 for me. It is my favorite show of all time and I grew up with those little rapscallions.
ebase131 5 months ago
no its mr smithers calling
StupidFatFag 5 months ago
Yes. Some science-y company wants to turn it into a companion of some sort.
SHIBAInuFilms 5 months ago
I wash my cube with a paddlin' on a stick.
517634 5 months ago 2
I love the fact that Burns facial expression changes everytime homer switches cards :D
WTFrogProductionz 5 months ago
Something about a cube? That's a paddlin'.
anon7096 5 months ago
thought he said pube..
muncher711 5 months ago
8 people had 10 minutes to move their cube.
thecasualtees 5 months ago
Old Simpsons was just so effortlessly funny, its trying to hard now, but I guess thats what happens after 20years.
133maxiboy 5 months ago
Getting your cube crushed, that's a paddlin'.
ElBarto3131 5 months ago 6
notice burns's eyes every time homer reads a card!!
naderkazemi 6 months ago 89
Phone calls that aren't about my cube.
That's a paddlin.
airgilbert 6 months ago
@airgilbert Rofl
CherenTrainer 6 months ago
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Companion Cube cannot speak. In the event that the Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
CaptnArrri 6 months ago 3
Sounded like homer said tube....Thats a paddlin!
1stpltpkmnTR 6 months ago
Not in cruelty, not in wraith...
KaollaTheSu2 6 months ago
Mr burns is the funniest character
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Not collecting Mr Burns' cube? That's a paddlin'.
Catandthespoon 6 months ago
His car got a paddlin'
DK99824 6 months ago
i want a cube
cottonwell 6 months ago
sooo...what happens if he doesn't move his cube in 30 minutes? ;)
kbbbb7 6 months ago
@kbbbb7 it gets pounded into a triangle :P
abbadeen 6 months ago
I really should get myself a Nissan Cube.
robk23oxf 6 months ago 2
7 people drive a cube
macobmalvin 6 months ago
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RoboMojoOreo115 6 months ago
CAR CRUSHED INTO A CUBE = SUCCESS!
cbohar84 6 months ago
This is honestly one of the greatest dialogues in entertainment history.
Autonova 6 months ago 7
Getting your car crushed into a cube,
That's a Paddlin!
giles852002 6 months ago
Gotta love the comedic timing in this series.
LordPayne 6 months ago
I love how Mr. Burns expression grows a bit more annoyed with each message.
zrice03 6 months ago 4
Simpsons beat Family Guy
pkt1tripe 6 months ago
Is it about my pube?
jb60135 6 months ago
"I have no sense of humour or ability of wit, so I just say that's a paddlin' because that's the done thing!!" No, I don't think I'm funny or witty, but at least I can accept I'm not funny instead of using an incessant and clearly unfunny phrase again and again.
mehhh31 6 months ago
Not moving your cube, that's a paddlin'.
AllTimeJedLife 6 months ago
ive been doing some work in a little square mobile tow-truck unit thingy - i call it my cube, because of this.
when work call i ask is it about my cube. lol
HLecterPHD 6 months ago
The sad thing is that this 18 second clip is funnier than the past 18 episodes of the Simpsons combined.
CapitalBhoy78 6 months ago 282
@CapitalBhoy78 may these words be carved in stone. ur so right
ZetsubouZolo 5 months ago
@CapitalBhoy78 Past ten years of the Simpsons combined
Drac39 5 months ago
@CapitalBhoy78 18 episodes?, try 6 seasons
casino16 5 months ago 2
@CapitalBhoy78 So true...
PoopFilm 5 months ago
@CapitalBhoy78 you sir are so fucking correct. I am disgusted at the new simpsons episodes. I have collected only seasons 1 to 11 and have stopped there for good reason.
harrisondelai11 5 months ago 3
@CapitalBhoy78 What do you expect? It's been on for over 20 years...I just don't get where all the hate is coming from? I personally like the new and old Simpsons.
GPMSharpCommand 5 months ago 2
@CapitalBhoy78 Yes. Agreed.
MasteroChieftan 4 months ago
"It's Mr. Smithers. He's calling for YOU."
ChachaChapati 6 months ago
I thought homer said tube.
nonchalantgamer 6 months ago
@nonchalantgamer Mistakin' a cube for a tube? Oh, you'd better believe that's a paddlin'.
gguirao 6 months ago
Making paddlin jokes ? You're retarded.
RGavin11 6 months ago 3
i wash my cube with a rag on a stick
shankeed 6 months ago 334
@shankeed combining simpsons jokes? that's a paddlin'
PhilFromSchool 6 months ago
@shankeed at least its better than those pathetic "That's a paddlin" comments
thevoiceofreason94 6 months ago
@thevoiceofreason94 cheers mate taught a bit of originality wouldnt go a miss
shankeed 6 months ago
@shankeed cheers!!! :D *raises hollowed out cube*
thevoiceofreason94 6 months ago
@thevoiceofreason94 cheers *raises cube*
shankeed 6 months ago
@shankeed endut hoch hech !!!!!
shankeed 6 months ago
@shankeed That's a paddlin'
U238andaquarter 6 months ago
@U238andaquarter still having the paddlin' joke going around.... thats a paddlin'
doomage101 6 months ago
@doomage101 Complaining about paddlin' by threatening with a paddlin'? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.
adept91 6 months ago
@adept91 believing thats a paddlin'.. its definatly a paddlin'
doomage101 6 months ago
@doomage101 Paddlin' paddlin' paddlin' paddlin'?
Paddlin' paddlin'.
adept91 6 months ago
@adept91 lol.. had me on that last one, i laughed
doomage101 6 months ago
@shankeed that's a paddlin.
SSj5Alan 6 months ago
@SSj5Alan writing thats a paddlin ....... you better believe thats a paddlin
shankeed 5 months ago
@shankeed steek
gurra12345 5 months ago
@gurra12345 was hard to get that yokel accent just right lol
shankeed 5 months ago