Rurouni Kenshin: The Abridged Series - Episode 1

[ValroggTheInvincible]

Badass LOTR reference immediately followed by Edgar Allen Poe???? You sir have just reached the pinnacle of epic.

[Arcadia1810]

Fucking AMAZING, MOOOOAR

[horohorosrin]

Also, the opening just makes me think of Supernatural.

Rurouni Kenshin... THE ROAD SO FAR:

Yahiko drinks demon blood.

Kenshin is an angel of the Lord who gripped Sanosuke tight and raised him from Perdition.

Sano sells his soul to save Yahiko.

They drive an Impala around.

Good times.

[horohorosrin]

Y U NO MAKE MORE? :(

[Showgal4]

Oh, dear God I just died laughing... over... and over... and over... I know you must be busy or have some other excuse for not making more, but I have never laughed so much in my life... You NEED to make more of this... I'm begging you!

[PeterJMM]

Why........Why, how could me make me laugh so hard only to find out that this is the only. Oh whoa is me, I it was better to have 1 then none at all. XD

[TheLuisberg]

I lol where the girl goes " Anthony your dad is a faggot" and he just bowed his head down and sighed that was funny XD

[kittehdrawrs]

parkour gimli

[kittehdrawrs]

Grunt 1:oh no one is gonna get hurt

Grunt 2:SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET DEAD

group of grunts: AHHHHHGGGGGG

Grunt 3:uhh F***

Maru:or that could happen

i luld

[MilesTailsProwerfan9]

Please, man, PLEASE continue! This is abridged series is too good for you to abandon! <:(

[VTPfirewolf1994]

4:30 SHIT FOR BREAKFAST!!! XD

[blastfistful]

i demands more wandering >:D

[TWRLS92]

FEEL THE WRATH OF HELIOS!

[19torento]

"Do any of you have any eye drops? I mean, look at me!" *_*

[KoolaidxDD]

I wanna go wander

[Kryptotrigger]

The girl playing kaoru has a FREAKIN AMAZING laugh :)

[justjoshin2]

This is the greatest thing I've ever found.



[hipten]

lol y is there not a part 2 this is so funny

[MrSkoringo]

Dude. Are you still doing this? Please tell me theres more! I love this 8D

[NarniaPrincess626]

wandering sword??? HAHA!

[19torento]

Put down that nine iron, woman! Oh crap! O_O Ohhh... @_@

[ThePigHat]

this was REALLY funny, please make more!

[3fatkid]

thumbs up for the 9 iron!

[pokemonMAst3r2010]

wooden swords are for women and mexicans!

A real man fights with...MAGIC!

[LeaderoftheAwesomes]

Oooooooooooo so close!

[CrusixBlade]

anyone think Krillen when the dude before the opening went "What nine iron? OH GOD!"

[BekkoNisou]

WHY IS THERE NOT MORE OF THIS? I laughed until I cried xD

[XGCPeacecraft]

"A real man fights with magic and gun-blades"--Anthony

[woodlefoof2]

;~; why isnt there a second episode?

[blastfistful]

this is good u should continue the series

[GumGumLuffy02]

I drop you up the the door steps BUTER FINGERS!!!!!!

[MrRiffNinja]

goddammit.. its been half ayear since i last saw this... my friend and i still quote this episode daily xD

SHIT FOR BREAKFAST!!

[bloody00resurection]

@MrRiffNinja 

[bloody00resurection]

@MrRiffNinja me too man

[xxbrokenglassxx]

Random Imogen Heap sample was quite unexpected and hilarious due to the fact that it ended so abruptly. xD

[SaviorKage]

Haha magic and Gundblades good job squall

[TheMelancholyDolly]

Awesome! Wish you had put up more episodes...the voice acting is of professional quality. Well done!!!

[thestongestoftheweak]

What song was kenshin song was kenshin singing?

[Touketsu]

@thestongestoftheweak "Wander" by Kamelot XD

[Darkdarren12]

@Touketsu I love Kamelot!

[thestongestoftheweak]

More episodes please. Need more realistic oro moments.

[inkliizii]

I'm literally about to find out where you live, round up some peeps that share my opinion, and march to your house and refuse to leave until you make more episodes

[VAMPKING369]

no shit its been almost a yr wth we demand more episodes or we shall rally

[Lollipop708]

Must...not...laugh. Mother is asleep..... :3

[kenshinfangirl9]

xD that was so funny! top 8 best parts: 1:04-2:15, 3:34-3:41, 3:49-4:33, 6:10-6:41, 6:49, 8:20, 9:52-9:56, and 10:54.

[MsChickenzzzzz]

9:49 begins an awesome Edgar Aleen Poe reference XD. 

[Silo2130]

make more please! :)

[montyblanc512]

best effort I've seen in a while. Some genuinely funny moments here and there (What you should be asking is... How did I know where you live?), but at a few moments It was just kind of... I don't know... forced? The whole shit for breakfast thing was a little overdone, could have dialed it back a bit. The voices for Kenshin and Kaoru were both good though, enough so that I could manage sitting through the entire series if you do it (which is more than I can say for most abridged series.

[RogueAbridger]

Da fack?

[troyblexicanforever]

BUTTERFINGERS! CLASSIC xD

[troyblexicanforever]

come out with more episodes, this is too funny

[MasonC2K]

More plz

[ultimateshadow899]

I gotta say man, you REALLY need to make another! FUCKING EPIC!

[kankudizzle]

lord this shit is gud!!! its like what I think in my head when I watch it but you actually put sound to it....thank you for this vid. I can't stop laughing.

[kankudizzle]

lmao.......SHIT FOR BREAKFAST lmaooooooo

[CaptainSamGarrison]

Sweet Jesus I'm laughing so hard right now!

[WeirdAlYankoviced]

Was actually entertaining. Well done.

[7Write4This9Heart7]

WHOA! That was so awesome! XD Rock on! Love this so much, and I am a severe critic of Abridged Series! *U*

[TheZorcandpals]

"hiten misturugi style: Epic Gimli XD

[kram146Mark]

You should work on this project again to make an episode 2, this is terrific and I and all the viewers would love to see another episode made. Thanks!

[Volkovic7013]

You are my favorite person EVER!!!!!!

[Volkovic7013]

I was drinking during that "Shit for breakfast" part...I need a new keyboard now lol

[Volkovic7013]

I lol soo hard, thank you from a fellow fan of the series. P.S. Isolationism was no longer the policy as of the Meji Restoration

[gray2332]

7:42 rape face

[RoseThorn]

"Anthony, your dad is a faggot." LMFAO. Please do more of these.

[JinKuroudoHeeroyui]

i decoded the true meaning behind "Himura Kenshin" = "Scarlet Village, Sword Heart".

"Hi Ken" = "Scarlet Sword" = this shows Kenshin's strengh n blroody sword. it means how Kensin's killed alot of people.

"Mura Shin" = "Village Heart" = altho Kenshin may be an assassin, he still has the human heart of how the people warmly treat each other in their village.

:3

[DragonBallZIsAusome]

A real man fights with magic and gunblades! hahaha is that a final fantasy VIII reference... because that really funny. and the voice acting in this parody is amazing!

[LiebeItai]

Is Kenshin singing... a Kamelot song? lol.

The voices in this were actually pretty good... And I thoroughly enjoyed it as a hardcore Kenfag.

[CCharmanderK]

Press 4 for NICE TASTY SHIT!!

[CCharmanderK]

SHIT FOR BREAKFAST!!

[MrFishy5]

Fat villain guy: Your father broke my thumb so now I will kill you little girl

Kaoru: What the hell kinda logic are you using here

Fat villain guy: ANIME LOGIC

Kaoru: YOU BASTARD

[14thcolossus]

HES INVERTED THE PIGMENTATION OF EXISTENCE!!!!!!

[TrueForge]

BUTTER FINGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AWDfreak]

These dubs are better than the official English dubs :P

[Ephraim4]

7 people ate shit for breakfast.

[TheKuroshikyo]

A girl that voices Kaoru... FINALLY! :D

[alexandroV27]

You need to make more this one looks like it will be a successful series

[GetsugaTensho666]

XD Quoth the Battosai Nevermore hahahahaha

[XxswishyXfishyxX]

It seems like Anthony's dad is Arthur Kirkland if he says that a real man fights with magic! xD

[fakerussian101]

Miss. Karou, you forgot me in the shed!

[thebratzandwinx]

when will youmake episode 2

[BowtieOrFly]

Shit for breakfast! Lmao this is the best

[FreeSpiritAnime]

"I dropped you while I was walking up the rickety steps. BUTTERFINGERS!"

... :)

[FreeSpiritAnime]

Haha, this is the best RK abridged I've seen, it needs more views.

[alphavizard]

ive commented way to much on this because its just that good and god dammit what happened you where going to start edditing in Febuary come on man

[TheKuroshikyo]

"Kenshin... Well, time for you to get the $#%^ out I guess."

[Violetlightning1]

Gohei:Hey what's with this dead body under here?

Me:Hmm.......WAIT! I have figured who's it is!It's........-drumroll-Koaru­'s dad's!o .o or it's........some random person's who no one cares about.

Gohei:That's not what i asked.I said what's with the dead body under here.

Me:Oh umm........someone was burried there?Either that or for a prank someone stuffed him under there in his sleep and they forgot about him,or someone killed him so they hide his body under there so he won't get caught.

[sssmiraclecats]

Kenshin: Alright this stew is almost done. Its gonna be perfect!

Girls: More!

Kenshin: Wait-no-ah-ah! Aw! *wipes eyes* Great guys, just great. Its gonna be shit now! Its gonna be shit!

Kaoru: What are you doing?

Kenshin: Making shit apparently! Want some shit Kaoru. Made some nice tasty shit for ya!

Kaoru: Okay, How d-

Kenshin: SHIT FOR BREAKFAST!

XD XD XD LMAO! That part had both me and my little sister laughing so hard we couldnt breathe and we repeatidly replayed that exact part!

[Starsky5O]

I usually hate most abridged series besides DBZ Abridged. But, you are really good. This is hilarious and the quality is really good. Please keep these coming

[Isoscelescube]

I'm rather picky about abridged episodes, but this one has turned out rather well.

[Cheesycola]

8:56 xD

omg dude this is so awesome, i want MORE !!!!

[josiaph]

lmao is he the wanderer? i heard he wanders? does he wander? lmao great dialogue. I will be honest. i myself am a wanderer?

[Lurania12]

TOO HALARIOUS.

[winkie3331]

"I droped you when i was walking up the front stairs. BUTTERFINGERS!!"

[DamnThatPanda]

OMFG! This had me laughing my ass off the whole way through! XD Make more and I'd subscribe to it faster than god-like speed.

[Jackhammer892]

I WANT MORE! ...please?

[3Bismyname]

this is actually pretty good

[TheAbridgedGamer]

man, i have watched this twice already XD

I mean, this really match the voices perfectly.

And the humor is excelent too.

I'm dying for more abridged version of this, thank you so much for uploading this :D

[TheAbridgedGamer]

For some reason, i find the Kauro voice much more pleasing than the English orginal voice.

Not that i watched the series in dub of course.

Loved the joke, when the manslayer wannabe runned away, and said he liked Michael Bay movies, that made my day XD

[TheLog4571]

That's an amazing opening

[MrRiffNinja]

ps: gotta love the kansas referrals xD

i fkn love that song!!

[MrRiffNinja]

my and my friends have watched this vids loads of time...

constantly abuse the term ''shit for breakfast'' at school too :P

might even throw it in one of our songs :P

[maliciousjimmy]

This is the only good rurouni kenshin I've found. Are you doing more?

[SpyderDragonDude]

Considering the original dub for Rurouni Kenshin ( or known as Samurai X: Kenshin, go find it on Hulu and cringe your eyes out as your ears bleed) Adam's rendition( at least that's what I think is the name that the pretty female voice said) is actually pretty damn accurate.

[dalton696]

fuckin funny as hell!! do u have a DBZ version??

[kenshinfangirl9]

I love their converstaion at the end ^.^

[strike147896325]

you should make a second abridged episode of this.

[lucygothninja]

Very nice! :D So flippn funny!

[alphavizard]

i also liked the Edgar Allan Poe joke i lol so hard "whats with this dead body in the floor" "and never more never more", and dam good idea with the dudijiriu

(i murdered that i know) and hes not the only one who can invert the pigmentation of exsistance woot shit for breakfast

[alphavizard]

i also liked the Edgar Allan Poe joke i lol so hard "whats with this dead body in the floor" "and never more never more", and dam good idea with the dudijiriu

(i murdered that i know) and hes not the only one who can invert the pigmentation of exsistance

[NROBable]

STYX FTW

[moyitaasd]

you gotta love the godzilla scream xD

[bladerVII]

Hardcore Gimli: best move ever.

[lilliodhe5enraptured]

omg laughed so hard i choked on my tea. >This occurred several times< More kenshin, touketsu!!!!

[alphavizard]

i agree we wants more

plus keep the kansas music

[alphavizard]

i agree we wants more

[senkyou]

hiten mitsurugi style

hardcore gimli

roflmfao

[alphavizard]

@senkyou its parcore

obivouse cause hes jumping in the air

[Touketsu]

@alphavizard I love you. You're my new favorite subscriber. THANKYOU.

[KyuubiLoup]

this isn't going to continue will it?

[ManSlauther]

great abridged. I want more :D

[theaceofsparks]

omg can't breathe....I never thought hearing the same word over and over again would be so funny XD

[Militarymarq]

I was wondering how he knew where her house was too...O.o

[FreeSpiritAnime]

THE RAVEN XD XD XDDDD 

[force83x]

omg this is great!! make more because the other attempts from people just arent as good as yours!

[RebornFromIsolation]

LOL Kenshin singing Wander by Kamelot!! LOL! EPIC! xDDD

[Touketsu]

@RebornFromIsolation You are officially the first person to notice that XD. Sort of a hidden joke.

[RebornFromIsolation]

@Touketsu LOL! That's when you're a long time Kamelot fan xD

[lordorion123]

"So, your the real Battousai the Manslayer. Swordsmen of legend who carved the path of destruction and terror through the Bakumatsu, leaving nothing but death in his wake........armed with that information,BLUUUEUEUEUEUEEU!!­!"

You just ruined Gohei in the best possible way for me.

[FutbolClubBarca2011]

lol "what you should be asking is how did I know where your house was"

[gyro2death]

Please please please make another by far the best abridged version ever. I even bothered watching the other garbage just to see if I could stand one, but alas you set the bar too high, please finish!

[Douloug]

cant...stop...loling...omg

[bpoohed189]

HARDCORE GIMLI FTW!!!

[Veriscis]

thats a wandering sword

[lildanny1996]

Funny as hell u gotta make more :)

[okamiwolfxiii]

this is so amazing!!!! MAKE MORE!!!!

[loveonlymyxself]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEASE MAKE MORE T~T

[loveonlymyxself]

i freaking love this abridged series <3

[alixinthemiddle]

most. epic. EVAR.

[Matrix70151]

LOL Feel the wrath of Heliose!!!!!

[sourPatchkidHaley]

More please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8}

[MajinBuu609]

LMFAOO!!! epiiicccc!!!

[FlyLeaf010]

Please make the second episode soon! Your a comedic genious! Seriously, tears are streaming down my face right know because I'm laughing so freaking hard! Best Rurouni Kenshin abridged by far!

[Matrix70151]

Dude watch it She's got a Nineiron!!!

[Matrix70151]

OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!

[inkliizii]

I have seen SO many different rurouni kenshin abridged series, but to be frank, most of em sucked, but yours is awesome, I literally couldn't stop laughing during the whole wanderer parts, plz make more!!!

[antoniogarcia1991]

this was amazing you are a comic genius.

[Axedroid]

Dude, no offence but wtf is up with the immigrant/mexican jokes, u have a nice abridged but seriouly lay off the racial jokes, but its still good.

[funkyfairyqq]

Y'know... Call me crazy but I think he's... A WANDERER..... O.O

[southernboy6490]

this is a good video man

[justpimpin407]

damm good video make another

[KageKevSama]

LOL loved the voice acting. It actually sounded like an actual English dub hahah.

[BrinBrinx]

He doesn't understand, that he doesn't

[PraiseDivineMercy]

Wow this was actually funny!

[PolishFanTard1]

I actually laughed when I watched this while other Ruroni Kenshin abridges usually suck for nobody seems to now how to approach the actually story line and not make in to some random crap I really liked this abridge hope there will be more tehehehehehe cuz i am a huge Kenshin fan girl tehehe but really a did a kick ass job

[yard12346]

actually laughed a few times throughout, thank you lol

[Ogihci2]

Amongst all of the other attempts of Abridging Rurouni Kenshin You made the funniest one congrats.

[DesktopNeko]

so dude, i keep coming back to this video and your profile hoping for a follow up. if i get like 10 + people to view it and spam you, how effective do you think that'll be, concerning more vids? ciz quite frankly, i think it deserves more.

[Touketsu]

@DesktopNeko I appreciate the sentiment, lol. If it makes you feel any better, my script for episode 2 is finished, and I plan on starting editing in February. My lack of updates have been largely due to a hectic life schedule, but I'm not quitting on the series or anything.

[DesktopNeko]

@Touketsu well i suppose its great... that you have a life... which is more than i can say for me... ah well school back on! and i'll be looking forward to it!

[dyerjw]

@Touketsu: I'm certainly looking forward to it as well your material's really good in the first ep. I can certainly understrand why there might have been some conflict from the original releasers. I mean obviously your funnier, but I guess that's partly in part that the jokes are a little more up to date understanbly. Anyway keep up the good work with this and your day job, and I know I'll be looking forward to seeing the next one near the end of febuary or mid march if I must.

[Vaprrenon]

@Touketsu Awesome sauce! Life may be crazy right now, but DANG you have talent--I'm picky bout abridged-type stuff I watch and I was hooked on this instantly! GREAT work!!

[Ephraim4]

8:50-8:55 Best 5 second ass whippin ever.

[Ephraim4]

8:57-8:58 .....bleep

[BossTrigger]

@ryjacork Ewwwwww

[Shadowdancer21b]

I love the choice for opening song!

[warestari2000]

I am subscribing to your channel in the hopes of seeing another episode of this abridged series. From what I've seen, this is the best of the RK abridged series, and I laughed out loud more than once. Excellent job!

[ChrisJimmyBear]

omg hilarious!!! =)