Eli the NiNjA Video Blog 1 - Ask a Ninja

[MLGbubudubu]

make more vids your too funny

[LolWutMikehSM]

Prefx from FFR here, Check my profile. Check my skill level. Can almost AAA FMO's as you were. Dunno where your skills at but if you stream, I'd happily let you rape me at FFR MP... If you can.

[211441815]

I think video games can be a contact sport, but my brother disagrees. What would you say wise Ninja?

[rs27985]

Eli!! (It's Rachel). I know it might be too late, but I would like to ask a ninja somethin. Remember when we were all in the cafeteria (the crew) and we played "what is the worst you'd do for a million dollars?"

I'd like to know what the worst thing you would do for 1,000,000$!!!

[KaylynsRainbow]

I also have another thing to ask of you.

I feel lost. No matter how hard I try to get my head into school, I just can't. I mean, I'm not doing terrible. It could be worse. I just know that I could do better. I tend to procrastinate a lot and get easily distracted with anything and everything. I daydream too much. So it's kind of hard to pay attention in class. It's as if I do't have motivation to do a single thing. So my question is... How can I become a better student?

[Flayprime]

@KaylynsRainbow I have found that open prayer in class helps, really loud, and when the teacher comes about to tell you to stop, touch thier forhead and yell, "Demons be gone!!" You have to improvise a southern accent if you do not already have one, and you will have mastered the good student hack. ::nod::

[KaylynsRainbow]

You don't have to answer all of them!

Okay, my questions are:

1. Will you be attending any of the MLG events this year?

2. Where do you see yourself in two or three years? Still playing poker? Or do you plan on doing something completely different?

3. What is your "ideal girlfriend"?

4. What is your favorite thing to do besides playing poker/halo?

5. Who or what is your motivation? Why is that?

[TouchofMazsik]

I'm sure everyones thought about this scenario at least once before in their lives so....here it goes! If toilet flush clockwise in the northern hemisphere and counter-clockwise in the southern hemisphere....what happens with a toilet that is flushed directly on the equator?

-Mazsik

[nateman9]

What's the purpose of life? Should I go back to college so I can get a degree in whogivesafuck? Should I get multiple minimum wage jobs so I can afford a one bedroom trailer in bumfuck North Carolina? Should I devote my life to finding love so she can steal all of my hard earned money from my two minimum wage jobs and then leave me, or should I save myself and the world anymore trouble and shoot myself in the head? Please respond, my meaningless life hangs in the balance.

[iSpawnHD]

halo 3..................

[Meowsher]

I'm sure you'll get a lot of responses with similar questions but it's all I can think of. Do you think you'll make a return to the competitive scene in Reach or H4? (Assuming it is on the circuit after release.) And also, what you should do with your computer is play League Of Legends with me ;D - Stryfe VII

[ScarecrowIzAG]

How much money do i gotta pay to play MLG with you?

[smuttny]

Holy fuck, I remember you. You were an H2 demon. I looked up to you when you won the pro FFA. Kudos.

[NaGaToRaVeN]

Eli Ze NiNjA> Ninja

[Sup3rMariO]

do you have any poker apprentices? if so how many? and who is your favorite? do you think you can beat JuMpMaaN at guitar hero?

[lipatli]

Would you rather have sex with me, or just spend another 10hours on zanzibar.

p.s-if not for wow i would have raped your shit.

also- i'd like you to teach how the fuck you do that monkey noise, because i still laugh when i think about that shit at lunch.

[wbatten1]

How did you get your current xbox, what's your favorite memory of me, and what's the best prank you've ever pulled on someone?

[loopyloopylooops]

I have a few questions. Why do you not actually rape people? Why did you not buy loops an excellent laptop like she asked? The real question. Did you call or email your Senator about the Protect IP Act? Because I don't want this video to go anywhere. <3

[Sup3rMariO]

i give a shit that you actually exist

[D1sTuRbiA]

Yo, man, wanna buy a p-p-p-p-papper shredduh?

[HaleyBabyxx]

i love the video <3 keep it up!

[whocares973]

would you rather masturbate with strawberry jelly or strawberry jam?

[ThaggleS]

@whocares973 Jelly, since Jam is nasty and has preservatives.

[LynX1781]

Do you remember chillin' this past Raleigh event? I was the kid with 30 people in his room and the iron-board Ruit set up. Neither of which I'm proud of.

[DestryLP]

Hey Eli! MY question is, do you remember me? better be a fucking yes

[TheClanPrototype]

Hey, Eli. It's Two Sh0t x. You may remember me you may not. We started playing together recently through Ruzsovietic. My questions to you, good sir, would have to be; Do you think you will ever come back to MLG? Even if you suck, will you continue to play and practice to achieve a higher goal? Have you been watching any Halo Reach? Will you please please please wear a ninja costume in your next video?

Thanks for taking the time to read this and possible write down some of my questions.

[ExtermistVids]

How did you get the idea for your gamertag? Do you miss Halo and competing in MLG tourneys? Have you ever thought of playing Halo competitively again? Why did you quit attending MLG events? I would just like to say that you were an amazing H2 player :).

[Matrixshots]

LMAO bro this had me laughing the entire time :D and yeah... you do actually rape people. Who do you think would win in a fight between Me and you?

[missceleste]

You should sell this computer and kill yourself, LOL.

I kept watching because I saw you playing Stepmania and flipped out cause you're better than me.

I guess my question is, where do you see yourself in 5 years?

[homiedawgpoonz]

I want to know if you are going to start playing halo competitively again and if you would play me 1v1 :D