Stewie This is my rifle this is my gun

[TheMadMontageUS]

why is the one stewie picks up lever action, but the others are pump?

[NOTxHIMxAGAIN]

childs play 3........

[ArmyDawg09]

Which episode is this one?

[TheBluestar101]

lol stewie got a kick out of the gun

[FEARtheFAILS]

DUBOOOM. haHAA

[roomydethman1]

this is my rifle this is my gun now ur ass is off

[johnnythefootymaniac]

Is Stewie wanking?!

[TheSuperComments]

How many of you noticed wen Stewie says GUN, FUN and Grabs his PENIS!?

[ODSTayl0r]

@TheSuperComments Its from Full Metal Jacket.

[mathewflahertymusic]

@TheSuperComments watch full metal jacket. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheOriganalKid]

HAHAHA Thumbs up for all the great luaghs at family guy

[818ironmaiden]

i liked the older episodes of family guy better because they required some prior knowledge of films and history to fully understand many of the jokes.

Now you just have to know what sex is and you understand the crude and stupid jokes they make

Nonetheless i still like family guy but not as much as before

[Canderemy1995]

@818ironmaiden I agree 100 percent, the reason why it's ruder and different from the way it used to be, is due to those damn FOX execs and the new writers, it doesn't help that Seth left the writing department in the sixth season(I kinda don't blame him, I've heard they're very strong!)

The older ones, despite being tame, were aimed at adults, I think the newer ones are more aimed at kids!

[4122012]

Haha funny

[pwnsaurus]

It IS a rifle.. check the definition of rifle...

[TJPeace99]

Full Metal Jacket lol. I like the part on FMJ where he shoots himself in the head

[cdsballer99]

Guns in Family Guy never make sense. There are always pump-action or lever-action double barrel shotguns, which are impossible.

[Cubroncs03]

@cdsballer99 This one looks fine enough; breach load double barrel, doesn't really show the action but he doesn't pump it...

[unomanequalsredgrunt]

haa, ha ha ha. excellent FMJ reference

[Sr3killer]

This is my rifle this is my gun I blow ur heads off just 4 fun

[theCODgod62]

@TheDiego1255 it's Full Metal Jacket

[TheDiego1255]

Oh I just realized, Stewie grabs his cock. Reference to that movie (whats teh name???)

[undeadratchetsux]

What Language are the subtitles? My guess Bosnian/Croatian?

[ThatGiantRussian]

@undeadratchetsux Russian.

[Twenty4Eagle]

@undeadratchetsux It's Serbian/Bosnian/Croatian yes

[undeadratchetsux]

@Twenty4Eagle O sweet, im bosnian haha alright thanks man!

[TheScorpio290]

@undeadratchetsux what do the subtitles say?

[Twenty4Eagle]

@TheScorpio290 They say what he says in english :)

[Twenty4Eagle]

@undeadratchetsux Cool!

[TheScorpio290]

@undeadratchetsux nice

[xXMACEMANXx]

DO YOU SUCK DICKS PVT!?!

[xXxBluehairxXx]

0:10 Thumbs up for the black people in the back

[Ryanl993]

i miss the old stewie

[mathewflahertymusic]

so its a lever action double barrel 10 gauge rifle?!

okay stewie

[killthetrees45]

@mathewflahertymusic its a bore rifle its a rifled shotgun that shoots 10 gauge slugs so yes it a rifle

[vediogamefreaks]

if he was in a war would he win? awnser- YES!!!!!!!

[MJ0428]

@DJHollandiqueVEVO You'd win that bet

[mudden98]

What season and episode was this?

[Dinosorable]

"This is my rifle. This is my gun. This is for fighting. This is for fun."

[Malukete53]

Stewie would back to past and fight in American Revolution...

[DanielPLiljan88]

hehe awsome that song is the song we sang in the military in Sweden :P

[rjbreitenfeldt]

god i loved the movie this came from

[hige5678]

BULLSHIT,I BET YOU CAN SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE.

[quienton69]

I love this

[F4Wildcat]

PRIVATE GRIFFIN HOW TALL ARE YOU?

"SIR 24 INCHES SIR!

24 INCHES? I DINT KNEW THEY STACKED SHIT THIS HIGH!

[ScottKHluv]

0:06

[pope350]

theres no 0:15

[MrClaytonbrack]

Anyone notice that there was a string attached to the bud gun before he shot it and it was gone after it?

[hazearoundtheworld1]

0:01

[narutoninja5190]

i wanna know what episode this is so i can get the season.

[MagnumPI4]

Is that you john wayne, is this me?

[EternalFlare1928]

All you faggots arguing about what type of gun Stewie is using. I have a newsflash for you.. IT'S A FUCKING CARTOON, get out of your parents basement.. Seriously, stupid children.

[Intoxiqated]

BULLSHIT, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE!

[tntomol]

subititles are in russian

[BuXnAMaN]

@tntomol its not russian....i think its slovakian,slovenian or polish...idk,but im sure its not russian

[Solkovsky]

@BuXnAMaN It's Serbo-Croat

[BuXnAMaN]

@Solkovsky I am Serbian,and its completly the same as Serbian,but one letter is miss written,its the letter SH not LJ

[TheBrett6231]

Too fucking funny

[HalaHalpenyocamp]

Funny Black dudes starin in the back XD

[TheGiogio27]

what episode?

[Wafflepudding]

10 Gauge shotgun in a shooting gallery? What carnie are they visiting!?

[ShallowOrb]

@Wafflepudding cant wait for the shooting gallery with aa12s

[Kennefo]

HAHAHA. The funny thing was that there was a lever action on this double barrel shotgun and he called it a rifle. XD

[Tomern121]

@Kennefo there are lever action rifles dumbass...

[Kennefo]

@Tomern121 Please read my comment carefully before you reply. == I said lever action on a DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN, not a rifle, but a SHOTGUN. I know plenty of lever action RIFLES. What I meant was that he said 10 gauge, and it is obviously a double barrel shotgun. Which is weird because I dont know any double barrel shotgun that has a lever action. Also he called it a rifle after he said that it was 10 gauge. Which again was obviously a double barrel shotgun...

[shark1669661]

@Kennefo because, its from a movie called Full Metal Jacket, the videos in the related

[Kennefo]

@shark1669661 Yea I know. this is from the march scene in the barracks.

[dukeofwow]

@Kennefo Though there aren't many shotguns that come with a lever action there are though like the Puma Model 87. And a rifle doesn't essentially mean a fully automatic AK-47 or something like that. A rifle is just essentially a gun that is fired from shoulder level, having a long spirally grooved barrel intended to make a bullet spin and thereby have greater... Shotguns can be counted in this category, so in a technical way. Stewie is accurate.

[RedRingOfLife]

@Kennefo hahahahahahaha... aah man that is just hilarious... no...

[Kennefo]

@RedRingOfLife ok

[MichaelChapman18]

@Kennefo noob

[furyjeff76]

@Kennefo nice to meet you Sargent obvious

[Kennefo]

@furyjeff76 Nice to meet you as well. :-)

[puertoricofree]

@Kennefo The funny thing is it's a break-action shotgun with a lever for no discernible purpose

[imthewhitewwolf]

Do you suck dick private Queball? "no sir!" Bull shit! I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose! Lmao family guy+ full metal jacket = jizz in my pantz

[imthewhitewwolf]

Linky2552: you're an idiot, that originated from Full Metal Jacket. A real mans movie

[planetary109]

My gun is a machine gun with two drum magazines.

[linky2552]

Off of Child's Play 3 -_-

[thecolaratlady]

LMAO OMG LMAO

[patemansmith1]

Anyone notice the guys behind Stewie whit the weird faces?

[DansEditorials]

One problem that's a shotgun.

[BundeswehrSpass]

oh man... fuckin shit x'DDD *flashlough*

[RetroJaysFTW]

HOW TALL ARE YOU STEWIE?!

[0501856849]

@RetroJaysFTW How tall are you private? - Sir, one-foot-two, sir! - Holy dogshit, I didn't know they stacked shit that high! Do you suck dicks? - Sir, yes, sir! - Are you a Peter puffer? - Sir, yes, sir! - I bet you're the kind o' guy who would fuck a person in the ass and don't even have the goddam' common courtesy to give him a reach around. I'll be watching you!

[RetroJaysFTW]

@0501856849 I admire your honesty, hell I like you, you can come over to my house and bang my sister!

[0501856849]

@RetroJaysFTW I got your naem, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

[PowerCoefficient]

DO YOU SUCK DICKS PRIVATE GRIFFIN?

[greatoutdoorsguy123]

@PowerCoefficient I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLFBALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE!!

[jww112093]

@greatoutdoorsguy123 I BET YOU'RE THE KIND OF WHO WOULD FUCK A GUY IN THE ASS AND NOT EVEN HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACH AROUND! IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE THE BEST PART OF YOU RAN DOWN THE CRACK OF YOUR MAMA'S ASS AND ENDED UP AS A BROWN STAIN ON THE MATTRESS!

[greatoutdoorsguy123]

@jww112093 the best lines in history XD

[xXEndLessKaosXx]

@PowerCoefficient i think he does

[MisterTutor2010]

@PowerCoefficient Did your parents have any children that lived?

[HEAVYMETALGODS86feb9]

my dad was a damn good COP and i have a COUSIN in the CANADIAN ARMY and i shot off some gun that are still prototypes very top secret i am a GODFATHER and payed a lot of money damn that was a fun day

[HEAVYMETALGODS86feb9]

@MillerIsJesus FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD is 1ST the best funny tv anime shows ever

[brianthao102]

Thats a shotgun but eh as long as he is firing slugs it's a Rifle...i guess

[HEAVYMETALGODS86feb9]

@brianthao102 a SHOTGUN is a RIFLE you JACKASS

[brianthao102]

@HEAVYMETALGODS86feb9 A shotgun and rifle are different not similar. only by slug rounds it feels like a rifle but the rifle is a Weapon for Accuracy and the Shotgun is ment to put firepower for spreading pellets. so Shotguns and rifles are two complete different weapons in their Marksmenship, and no i'm not a jackass because i know more about weaponary than you. So if you want to prove me wrong where's your evidence?

[TheRandomguy2011]

@HEAVYMETALGODS86feb9 umm no it is not lol

[rrrevan]

@MillerIsJesus

A) Because Deutsche Bank pays its associates well enough

B) I have no interest in pop culture

C) I couldn't live with myself - the world has enough aaron seltzers and jason friedbergs

Don't sell yourself short. By being able to use a keyboard without starting a fire in your house or shitting your pants, you have proven yourself more than capable of writing for Family Guy.

[rrrevan]

@MillerIsJesus

The only sadist is seth macfarlane whose heaped this new pop culture style of comedy on the rest of us while something legitimately funny (arrested development for example) is axed. This show is a breeze to write. Half the material can be found in a recent movie - just copy and paste family guy characters into said scene, have the characters read the exact same lines, and "hilarity" will ensue.

Sorry, lazy Meet the Spartans style comedy needs to be destroyed.

[rrrevan]

@MillerIsJesus

Oh, so you're just speaking for all those family guy fans I offended...that's very noble of you. As for ripping on others for their preferences, I'm sure you've never been guilty of that in your life.

I appreciate your scolding little man. I'll never do it again...I promise.

Where did you get "sadist" by the way? That line made me laugh (something Family Guy is incapable of doing)

[rrrevan]

@MillerIsJesus

"I know why, you're a socially inept, egotistical asshole with no bright future other than being a sadist" - You could tell all that from my one little comment.

You're very loyal to this cartoon aren't you?

[HEAVYMETALGODS86feb9]

@rrrevan DUDE i love my ANIME DC COMICS ACTION FILMS CLASSIC CARS CHOPPERS WAR TANKS ALL GUN BOMBS HISTORY ANIMALS WEED BEER BEAUTIFULLY CUTE FOXY SEX KITTEN LADY'S NEXT DOOR FASHION STYLE CHARM OF BEING A RESPECTFUL GENTLEMAN AND HALF SICILIAN GREEK FRENCH WITH MY CANADIAN BLOOD I ANM EXTREME VERY PASSIONATE TO MY COUNTRY CANADA AND DAMN PROUD OF IT FOR I AM CANADIAN AND A HARDCORE GAMER / HEAVY METAL SO I LOVE XBOX 360 AND METAL/ROCK GODS /GODDESSES I GOT A LOT OF THINGS THAT I LIKE

[FattieAcidProduction]

@MillerIsJesus from the movie full metal jacket

[YonKitoTaoshibe]

That is not your daddy's shotgun, Private Cowboy!

[53Spawn]

Good OLD FamilyGuy

[rrrevan]

Much like every other fucking thing in Family Guy (America's most popular show for retards) the humor entails making a pop culture reference...it doesn't need to be clever...it doesn't need to be funny...just make the reference and people will laugh because they "get it"

Fmaily guy is the Meet the Spartans of TV - never understood its popularity

[cyberpolice9000]

What is this Mickey Mouse shit? What on Earth are you two fucks doing in my carnival? Why is Private Griffin walking around without his parents? Why is Private Griffin holding that weapon? Why aren't you stomping Private Griffin's guts out?

[gerald218]

any1 notice how he hold sit right. then he holds it like a damn RPG

[wes6ify]

thats a shotgun

[complicatedmuchKidd]

@wes6ify a ten gauge shotgun.

[wes6ify]

@complicatedmuchKidd yeah it said that :)

[subwayis666]

@fattieacidproduction never gets old lol

[cjstroked]

does any one else see rizzle kicks at 0:12

[johnnythefootymaniac]

it looked like he was masturbating

[truckman63]

@johnnythefootymaniac Watch Full Metal jacket

[natemasteroftime]

NAM!!!!!!!



[possible145005]

doesnt that sound familiar chucky 5 in the military school thumbs up if youve seen it

[mikeydv1]

THIS IS MY BIG RIFLE AND THIS IS MY BIG GUN

[Silentwolf47]

YEA

[lAgent69l]

pause at 01 the guy in the back has a huge head

[Janvrin6228]

Or is it border jumper???

[Janvrin6228]

YES IT WAS A FULL METAL JACKET REFERENCE!!!

[HEAVYMETALGODS86feb9]

@Janvrin6228 BEST WAR LINE EVER

[xyzaffair12345]

Is that you john Wayne? Is this me?

[tigrex12345]

is he masterbating and did i just spell that wrong

[Kreayshawnsucks]

LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!

[KnorpelDelux]

@Kreayshawnsucks Whaaaaaa...

[lu4y4pants]

@Kreayshawnsucks >O< AAAARGH!

[davahn122]

@Kreayshawnsucks okay >:O

[PrototypeClex]

Hey. Hey, guys. This is from Full Metal Jacket. It is a reference.

Am I popular now?

[magykme]

@PrototypeClex Yes. Congratulations. <3

[Jvizzlezz]

@PrototypeClex Well guess what...

This is from Full Metal Jacket.

NOW I'M POPULAR.

[PrototypeClex]

@Jvizzlezz WE'RE ALL POPULAR

Oh my gawd

[MW2SNIP3Rx]

press 5 constantly to hear jackie chan fight a gun

[edieuro95]

it would be in bosnian...... :D

[amartinjoe]

"Lawrence....Lawrence of Arabia? That name sounds like royalty are you royalty? I hate the name Lawrence...only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence....from now on your GOMER PYLE!!"

[dragunovful]

press 4 and 5 a few times together LOL

[ilikenintendo2005]

My Dad said that when he was in the military, if they called their weapon a gun, they were forced to do this.

[GearHeadHeart]

i heard about that too! isnt "gun" like an inapropriate name for your weapon?

[jennylover456]

BULLSHIT I CANT HEAR YOU!!!

[999Dommy]

wht episode

[BurnLightningStorm]

You guys DO realize they do this in real bootcamp right?

[baron8107]

@BurnLightningStorm

They do?

[loner1878]

wtf is up with the two guys in the background?

[TheNight12100]

This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting and this is for fun

[ATLANTA1233]

Lol off of full metal jacket

[FattieAcidProduction]

Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk

[Darkony]

@FattieAcidProduction

Why the heck does this comment exist ?

[FattieAcidProduction]

@Darkony it's exists because it's froma great movie call Full Metal Jacket! and so is this vidoe clip.. learn shit dumbass

[Darkony]

@FattieAcidProduction

First, thanx for replying.

But, learn shit ?!

Excuse me for not knowing a line from an old film. I didn't know I was suppose to memorize every line of every movie I watch.

[thepope126]

@Darkony

i bet u havent even watched the movie moron

[Darkony]

@thepope126

IT DOESNT MATTER !

IT IS JUST A CRAPPY MOVIE !

[StalkingSpartan]

@Darkony youre a crappy movie

[TheGatorfan93]

Full Metal Jacket is easily the most quotable film in the history of cinema,all the way through,the dialouge is iconic.That's why it's rightly called''the best war film ever made'',its what's said,from a lead character,to a supporting one,or a very minor character.This keeps the film eternally fresh and original.

[ArcticZ0NE]

@TheBumpj88 in FMJ they were in there underwear doing that

[thebobbalo1]

Too bad it was a shotgun not a rifle... lol :P

[Emmjaye4life]

@thebobbalo1 exactly

[gonemushrooming]

"5'9? I didn't know they stacked shit that high!"

[thebobbalo1]

@gonemushrooming YOU TRYING TO SQUEEZE AN INCH IN ON ME, HUH?! lol XD

[skinnyfrog1]

Ha full metal jacket best movie ever

[Staremonemesis]

I thought this was from Child's Play 3.

[Emmjaye4life]

@Staremonemesis Childs Play 3 (1993) had a similar scene based on the Full Metal Jacket (1987) scene

[cody2bcool]

what's that suppost to mean?

[alexbeathaloreach]

@cody2bcool no shit