Of course there is such thing as Irish humour you knob. Coming from Ireland I have been exposed to both forms of humour and I love both. This is Irish Humour.
Just visited Bruge this weekend. Food, shopping, food, shopping, horse & carriage rides, boat trips round the canals., food, shopping.....aka the Venice of The North. Strange seeing places where they shot scenes from the movie. Expected to see a body falling from the bell tower and a midget walking by. The people I spoke to in Bruge said they liked the movie because it helped tourism but they distance themselves from the story - they are not like that and things like that do not happen in Bruge
did anyone else notice that whenever hired killer are the main characters theyre always thrown in weird half ackward situations. alotta movies have that nowadays
two mankey hookers and a racist dwarf disliked this
WhiteWhaleAbduction 2 weeks ago 2
I guess dwarf are only scared of regular people who know karate?
timmian85 4 months ago
poor guy!!
partygirl209 6 months ago
FUCK OFF SHORTY!
mkai4492 6 months ago
Brendan Gleeson genuinely doesn't get enough recognition.
boneyarsebogman 7 months ago
@boneyarsebogman who?
mc3kordz 4 months ago
That was actualy a pretty good karate chop.
fantasticmoose 7 months ago
This was so fucking random
XeeGen 8 months ago
three dwarfs didnt like this clip.
limitsofthedead112 9 months ago
wonder how tall the two people who disliked it are...
JD0NNELLY 1 year ago
"You don't know karate, ARRH!!"
JoelRAmossen 1 year ago
I'm irish, and the is my favourite film EVAR!
fainne8 1 year ago
@fainne8 - You're Irish? It's kinda funny, because your username is in Irish too :D "Fainne" - "Ring"
BrendanKennedy96 1 year ago
@BrendanKennedy96 thats the point :P
fainne8 1 year ago
that has to be one of the funniest brit films ever
harveydog2006 1 year ago
IRISH, NOT brit.
Just clearing that up.. :)
nemmabobbles 1 year ago
@nemmabobbles Whatchu on about willis? You 4th Provence!
Hbaranov 1 year ago
i fucking love the irish !
DannyDaBaddy 1 year ago
"shortarse!!"
foooock 1 year ago
BEST.SCENE.EVER
captainvonrat 1 year ago
Poor little guy, i felt sorry for him, i know its funny but still.
5eurocups2005 1 year ago
in the movie im pretty sure he says two monkey whores and a racist midget
TheboredSkater 2 years ago
@TheboredSkater "two manky hookers and a racist dwarf"
xasdrubalex 1 year ago
Mankey whores!!
soapydishwater5934 1 year ago
there filming midgets!
jigsawbellic 2 years ago 4
lol you got to love us irish
JimboT2009 2 years ago 3
Best part of the movie!!
spritebubbles 2 years ago
short arse..
i love irish people.. funniest guys on earth..
hfk1907 2 years ago 36
i'll take credit 4 that.
slainte!
irishcatholicladdie 2 years ago
Irish humour FTW!
Scoob505 2 years ago 2
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Its not Irish humour, its british humour... theres no such thing as "irish humour", the style is british, not irish
000JMTIZZLE000 2 years ago
Of course there is such thing as Irish humour you knob. Coming from Ireland I have been exposed to both forms of humour and I love both. This is Irish Humour.
Scoob505 2 years ago
Fail
Crospaul 2 years ago
Shortarse!
BrendanKennedy96 2 years ago 3
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it's not funny...
salatabebrat 2 years ago
yes it is. very well so. shortarse :))
johnnyamok 2 years ago 3
its funny not beacuse of the dwarf but the pure randomness of it.
harrinski 2 years ago 6
Short arse! Haha.
mattmossop 2 years ago 3
"Back off shortie"
Hahaha that makes me laugh
I love this film!
GreatHair101 2 years ago 7
"Two mankey hookers and a racist dwarf...I think I'm heading home"
AlbertBundy 2 years ago 39
Hey isn't that the line from the clip?!! You are so clever to say it again the comments section!!!
oldfool666 2 years ago
Boooooooo!
alsetsfire 2 years ago
Its Ghost Boy: "BooooooOoo"
oldfool666 2 years ago
@AlbertBundy Manky.
StrangerToEarth 10 months ago
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Just visited Bruge this weekend. Food, shopping, food, shopping, horse & carriage rides, boat trips round the canals., food, shopping.....aka the Venice of The North. Strange seeing places where they shot scenes from the movie. Expected to see a body falling from the bell tower and a midget walking by. The people I spoke to in Bruge said they liked the movie because it helped tourism but they distance themselves from the story - they are not like that and things like that do not happen in Bruge
ruleofthespirit 2 years ago
Absolutely PMSL/ This film is brilliant.
"Two manky hookers an' a racist dwarf!"
Great script from start to finish.
Just before this Farrell says a line about joining the blacks in the race war because the whites'll get their heads feckin' kicked in.. lol
ThisCharmingFan 3 years ago 3
this one is really gooood!! this was the funniest scene!
FightforDeath34 3 years ago
HAHA the way he slaps his hand like hes a child!
mattnade 3 years ago 2
that's a lot of coke for a midget
LondonsCallingYou 3 years ago
You get yourself a real girlfriend yet little L ???
NCCAJAX 3 years ago
got yourself a real life yet little D
LondonsCallingYou 3 years ago
lol Nice ;)
Rena721 3 years ago
lol london funny shit
86Original86 3 years ago 2
ha he said manky
ryanmmacoustic 3 years ago 2
Jimmy's not a dwarf, he's a midget
DesmonJones 3 years ago
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JoaoVendetta 3 years ago
ne1 else notice they both say, "don't say you didn't have it coming."?
davegreen6948 3 years ago 7
haha nice catch bro
falconclaw5000 3 years ago
That's classic!!!
vookap 3 years ago
Hhhahah two mankey hookers and a racist dwarf!
whitie1987 3 years ago
lol
streets1993 3 years ago
Short arse! I LOVE MIDGETS!
deechica13 3 years ago
Sickest movie scene I've seen in a while!
spasticos 3 years ago 2
best part of the movie right there
alexsktbrdng 3 years ago
Thanks for uploading this scene. This movie was great!
BecauseWeCanFilms 3 years ago
so frickin funny.......
skaduesh09 3 years ago
you dirty captain kikesteen
whitinoheat 3 years ago
Best scene, right here... very close 2nd is "YOU'RE an inanimate fucking object!!"
mysticblade35 3 years ago
that scene made me laugh so hard in the movie theatre that people were shushing me for about 5 minutes.
RedFishKilla 3 years ago
This scene and the one in the restaurant... oh and the elephants.... brilliant
stevepalys 3 years ago
Did he say 'monkey'?
tyciol 3 years ago
No, he said two 'manky' hookers! it means disgusting in ireland
ColmIncendinall 3 years ago 6
lol monkey hookers sounds funny too
towerofdave 3 years ago
its MANKY hookers
whitinoheat 3 years ago 5
did anyone else notice that whenever hired killer are the main characters theyre always thrown in weird half ackward situations. alotta movies have that nowadays
fallenmonkeytieryu 3 years ago
This was the funniest fucking movie i've seen in a long time.
explosivo101 3 years ago
That was a really good movie
kratos1235 3 years ago
Two Manky Hookers & a Racist dwarf lol ... & that coming from a Hired Killer !!
luvpump1 3 years ago
the whole scene is by far the best scene in the movie.
"there's gonna be a war, i can see it!...." lol
SNIP3YOFACE 3 years ago 2
shortarse!
spiffyshaun 3 years ago
nice
seriesaddict01 3 years ago
BACK OFF SHORTY!!!!
Ermagoneese 3 years ago
hahahaha
Artifalia 3 years ago
I laughed so hard when I saw this part. The dialogue before this scene makes it that much more funny, hahahaha
gc5484 3 years ago
shortarse!
dukkidunkk 3 years ago 2
you don't know karate..argghhhh!!!!! lol
elmansaguapo 3 years ago 2