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  • Dafuq!

  • @Bijuu33333333 HAHAHAH

  • Is this fast-forwarded? Hence no sound?

  • @timochey check your mute. It has sound.... Not fast forwarded though...

  • he thought you are Bear Grylls thats why it ran so fast

  • @mibaja LMAO

  • Invisible FUS RO DAH

  • that's a soft shell snapper turtle.. they are very aggressive.. there shell is softer then a regular turtle , thats why they move quick.. you lucky it didn't ran at you..

  • @azpklpppa yup. thanks

  • @vidproject u asked what is it doing here in the vid.  The answer is, because they do not generate heat like us mammals, they will need to have other source to keep them warm to prevent drop in body temperature. So the turtle is actually basking in the sun.

  • @MarineKingPride Thanks for the answer to my question. I was mainly trying to figure out why he was so close to our condo. Some people think the females lay eggs further away from water to protect them.

  • somebody call the stig from top gear to have a race with this turtle

  • "HOLY SHIT!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME???!!!!

    LOL!

  • That boy got the fuck! ROTFLMBO

  • "I've been compromised.. ABORT"

  • @cjblasian07 BEST COMMENT THIS WEEK !!

  • oh snap....

  • @iBonesrL I like your user name LOL

  • @vidproject why thank you kind sir.

  • That is fast

  • @NanoReeferZ Thanks

  • i feel a need to cover my ballsack

  • @CheeseyPie12 I agree

  • This is the kind of turtle that's used in turtle soup. I just don't get it: the only (for the most part) turtle eaten is the fast one.

  • @davidusmc95 He must have thought I wanted to catch him and make soup.

  • Gravity helps here.

    Very nice neighborhood btw!

  • @FooBarPanda Ahh thanks. It was filmed at our condo in St Pete Fl. We now live on the beach and rent this condo to people.

  • OMG LOL

  • why all u. seem starnged? don't you see about their shell is aerodynamic?

  • @theALTF4 ummm ok thanks

  • @vidproject ehm... man, was sarcasm, a silly joke... jeje!

    sorry!

  • @theALTF4 BLOCKED

  • @vidproject m'kay..('cause me was SOOO ofefensive...Duh)

  • @theALTF4 REPORTED

  • RUN FOREST RUN

  • @Doscar385 dude ur a loser, how many videos have you posted this comment for attnetion

  • @randomguy034 why so mad? whats wrong with him getting attention?

  • @vidproject Well I think it's pretty pathetic and a little creepy when you post the same comment on numerous videos to get a laugh and response.

  • @randomguy034 I think its creepy and pathetic that you care so much what others do or the fact that you felt the need to comment to him about it.

  • @vidproject I don't care, I couldn't care less. Obviously you care enough to insult me about it. creeps on youtube

  • hahahahaha!!! I think that thing runs faster than I do

  • Howly shit, are you kidding me?!  xD

  • @Ezizization i know right

  • turtle on a diet

  • thats a flatshelled turtle also known as the pancake turtle... snapping turtles are not this fast..

  • @BLASTARDSofficial what about if they are chasing splinter?

  • NEVER PISS OF A SNAPPER UNLESS THERE'S AT LEAST A HEAVY DUTY SHOVEL BETWEEN YOU AND IT!!!! (learned from experience...)

  • Cocaine is one hell of a drug

  • I will never look at turtles the same way again.

  • @Hamster201122 heros in a half shell

  • @vidproject turtle powar

  • @WolfySnackrib666 LMFAO !!!!!

  • haha i thought the title was misleading in the beginning but then he took off

  • @xXTHExSiMPLExLiFEXx i know right

  • @xXTHExSiMPLExLiFEXx First time I saw a different video also involving a soft-shelled turtle running, I thought the title was going to be misleading. But then my jaw dropped when I saw the video.

  • fastest turtle I have ever seen

  • Hory shit!

  • @artisaucy lol

  • Looks like that turtle drank too much red bull...

  • Wow that was fast

  • @bruce982011 Thanks

  • Wow you spam XD

  • that turtle must be from kenya

    :D ?

  • @ParkourFlips lol

  • @ParkourFlips Maybe it got a hold of power thirst XD

  • so thats how the turtle won the race against the rabbit

  • @brucelee7150 beep beep

  • Great response,"Holy shit are you kidding me!"

  • @Lehmann108 what? what?  what? LOL thanks for your comment

  • Comment removed

  • @orochai thats bad right? LOL

  • @orochai LOL

  • wow! Thanks for posting that. Never seen a turtle move that fast.

    wow. I save these guys sometimes on roads but luckily they never haul ass like this lol

  • @zzsql forget hybrid cars we just need to put turtles under the hood.

  • 0:22 inception

  • @akosimj02 LMFAO

  • Damn dude. Bear stance makes Udyr run fast as fuck. This is proof that you can't gank him.

  • @G36EValkyrie agreed

  • Udyr farming on turtle stance

    A while summoner appeared!

    Udyr used bear stance and ran off.

  • Enjoy your extra wiews from r/leagueoflegends

  • @Lefafel Much appreciated !!

  • That was pretty awesome to be fair! (also nice that you find the time to reply to people dude, most don't bother!)

  • @furyksx np, it people sit thru my 30 second video and leave a positive comment the least I can do is thank them. the guy below @CHIPPNK seems to think its strange to reply.

  • Udyr_gets_ganked.avi

  • Wild Squirtle appeared.

    Squirtle used Agility.

  • @Dustin2424 Indeed.

  • Awww bless! He looked scared! Impressively fast tho!

  • @sabena25khan amazing what happens when I sped the video up to 800x speed LOL Kidding

  • Man: What's he doing way up here?

    Woman: He's what?

    Man: What's he doing way up here?

    Woman: He's what?

    Turtle: Ugh. Forget this.

    Turtle: Ugh. Fuck this

  • usain bolt had sex with a turtle?

  • @OrginalNipple sex with Usain Bolt lasts .2 seconds and then he runs around the room holding a Haitian flag

  • nearly as badass as tank. nearly

  • @BlackandBlueMage I was dressed up like Splinter from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles..

  • At 0:09, I thought the turtle had Stephen Hawking's face.

  • @BadwickHoneycutt AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  • Big deal, I do that in Mario all the time...

  • @ZachWalters2008 itsa me MaRiO LOL

  • Wow, that IS fast! About the same speed as a human running. If it was determined to bite, we'd have no chance really. Then again, it'd probably be hard for its mouth to cut through jeans or something like that. A baby would be fucked.

  • @gameblaster64 I saw another one a few weeks ago. I was trying to coax it out of the yard with a wooden broom stick and it snapped at the broom stick and chipped it.

  • Say what again. I dare you. I double dare you!

  • what?

  • "whoa a camera...dipset the FUCK out"

  • @radori678 it was my breath..

  • Hog nose turtle don't' give a FUCK

  • @ButtplugClock HAHAHHAHAHAHA @ honey badger reference

    BEST COMMENT THIS WEEK !!

  • "What's he doing right up here?"

    "wut?"

    What's he doing right up here?"

    "..wut?"

    lol.

  • @ckyph wut? LOL

  • Yes, dude. The turtle is kidding you.

    But, yeah, that turtle was ridiculously fucking fast...

  • @Kallero Thanks for your comment.

  • Please don't reply to this comment of my last comment, save your comments for people who "like" your replays.

  • @CHIPPNK oh wow.... you left TWO comments. sheeesh man you need a hobby. Thanks for your comment.

  • I asked why you reply.. I never said the word "remove" I just asked why? It's not like YouTube cares who you do and don't reply to, and people saying "that turtle is so fast!!" -- that doesn't require a reply. But who cares. If you like to spend your time on YouTube. Good for you! Have a nice life.

  • @CHIPPNK why are you still commenting on my video? man you spend alot of time on youtube. I have 28 more comments to reply to.

  • @eminemdpc why are you so mad?

  • It's a softshell turtle. they have really long necks and quick snaps...i use to catch them in a creek with friends 

  • Why do you reply to everyone's comments? Not hating but you must have a lot of time of your hands to be on YouTube and pornhub all day.

  • @CHIPPNK I don't remove comments. They are set to pending approval. This avoids the spammers and haters.

  • @CHIPPNK I check this account once a week maybe as you can see from the replys. I go thru and respond to peoples comments which takes any where from 3 to 4 minutes to respond to 10 or 15. People like to get responses. I guess something is wrong with you. Perhaps get some counseling.

  • I just flew past you without the help of T0SH.O.. Remember that HATER!

  • @eminemdpc aren't you the guy that blocked me? LOL

  • @eminemdpc why are you such an abusive youtuber?

  • Weird turtle O_O

  • looks like a big ass soft shell

  • It's like walk... walk.... Aaaa!!

  • Where I used to live I saw one just like that but smaller and it ran like hell.

  • fast foward?

  • @fNelHaLibE nope.

  • What?... What?... What?

  • Turtles all run that fast

  • The other super fast turtle is better

  • @CHIPPNK which one?

  • @CHIPPNK <-- not removed... see

  • Its not fake

  • @TootlesOodles I know, Thanks

  • Damnit woman! Stop saying "what", get back in the kitchen and make me some turtle soup.

  • @TheSk00kum LMAO

  • Wow.

  • Speedy Clack-Clack-Clack-Clackster

  • dammit....WHY DID YOU LET SQUIRTLE GET AWAY??!?!!?!?

  • Trained by chuck noris

  • Trained by chuck noris

  • He's like

    "Wait for it...wait for it....GO!"

  • Did she seriously not hear him twice?

    What a deaf bitch.

  • @axemen233 twice? she says what more than twice. looks like you are deaf too......bitch

  • GOTTA GO FAST

  • KAWABONGA

  • ninja turtle!

  • that was....oh my god

  • 0:19 "i kindly bid you goodDAY!"

  • that was awesome

  • wow

    

  • i once tought if the world was on top a giant turtle it wouldnt move fast enough.. now im not so sure!

  • User: Turtle: Disconnect By Admin: for Speed Hacking:

  • loved the last line, "HOLY SHIT! Are you kidding me??" LOL

  • @NikoC00L lol thanks

  • OMG THIS IS SOOOO FAKE!!! That turtle clearly has a mod chip in its brain to enhance its speed......(Troll Comment)

  • @Slayer246125 nice !!

  • Haha this comment below me is hilarious

    VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

  • yeah but there is some turtles that can go fast....i like turtles...

  • Holy Shit!!'

  • Yeah, they do that when approached. Even if that means running off a 6 foot drop off in the process..... It was sad but I think the turtle was ok.

  • step...step....RUANSDIAWFNAEWK­;FNQEWLK;ABGN;EKVNEA;KBNVL

  • the turtle looks like lebron

  • 00:16

    Panic... Panic... PANIC! PANIC!!  FLEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  • Squirtle Used SUPER DASH. its very affective

  • holy shit!

  • it was like step away and then boom its gone

  • When they come up like that sometimes they are looking for a place to lay eggs.

  • Wow this is soooooo fake (troll comment)

  • @MrStovi nice !!

  • lol i think the slippery grass and the hill might have helped him a bit but he's still really fast

  • GET TO THE COPPA!!!

  • "If i can just slowly angle my trajectory 90 degree....i might have a chance........HA! see ya later you commie!!"