Dirty Jobs - Walnut Processor

[ss6truks]

"At this point you can see some dirty nuts"

[TheConzArtist]

the scared the lviing shit outta me

[00randomz]

Thats what she said

[AlexNuchiha]

I want a T-shirt that has Mike holding a Walnut with a caption that reads "Any questions?" on it. I REALLY WANT THAT T-SHIRT!

[johnihartu]

did anyone else see the fly bounce on the camera???

[croatiaa4ever]

@johnihartu just troll

[xZuBeD]

How is this a dirty job?

[cheseman9]

@xZuBeD because ur mom was on it

[xZuBeD]

@cheseman9 Here we go with the mom jokes... faggot

[HuzkyMe]

1:06 lol the fly want to be on TV :D

[wowwee2000]

did he just fucking crack a nut in his hand D: is he the chosen one D;

[JauhoPeltola]

My girlfriend sucks my nuts.

[SexyFish660]

@JauhoPeltola Your girlfriend sucks my nuts too.

[kill3rx15]

yea up yurs too buddy ._.

[paroutdiok]

"enter funny quote here"

[Lyra5]

Nuts squirrels eat nuts, i hate squirrels they drive my crazy, crazy i was crazy once they locked me in a rubber room, I died and they buried me and the worms tickled my feet it drove me nuts NUTS (repeat)

[fordsucks27]

Why do people insist on typing out the words that were spoken in videos on youtube. Like for instance, No one wants to put shrivelled, disappointing, nut meat into their mouths. I know its funny, I watched the video, I listen to him speak, I laughed when he said it, Then I scroll down and read what he just said.... Is it supposed to be funnier when you read it? Like a book is better then a movie? I don;t understand.

[izzye108]

1:04 awsome fly :D



[GmodGIRL]

i love the way he cracks that nut

[shawnmccori]

Now wha did adam sandler say about old people.

[VannyARTS]

Nuts is such a funny word =P

[faizan656]

i hate ads

[Lifeinapicklejar]

how is this a dirty job?...

[wolverale1]

@Lifeinapicklejar Watch the full episode and see.

[MyArmadylGodsword]

1:06 hahahhah

[mario102395]

he obviously doesn't know the crack whore who lives next door to me.

[naggerkiller]

haha anyone else catch the fly at 1:07?

[ghostace100]

i saw it  hahaha

[dvdsmlprstylr]

I dont get why thats dirty

[theweirdthings]

dirty nuts out of there hull on the way to have a bath.........thats what she said hahaha!

[presbarkeep]

nut meat  LOL

[shmoofoobean44]

1:06 that fly scared me to death...yes i'm a zombie

[mrcokez1]

" nutmeat " .... LOL

[djtoro54]

nobody likes rosted nuts :D

[samer737]

Mike has a secret nasty mind :))

[jjjooommm222]

I knew this chick that would put just about any shrivled nut meat in her mouth. She was many things, but dissapointing was never one of them.

[MaxC17]

lol nut meat...

[jtaznboys132]

that's a lot of nuts.

[monochromemanett]

that's what she said : P

[Hunteress90]

XXDD rrrrrooooffffllllll

[HaEunjk]

heh, the guy's funny lol

[DayLight95]

"dirty nuts" lol

[RoloLegend]

Im relatively sure no one wants to put shrivelled dissapointing nut meat into their mouth......any questions ?? Hahahahaha what a legendary quote.

[lostangel912]

mmm did he just crush that nut with his bare hands

[TACOSAREBEAST]

LOL NUT MEAT

[lokj4519]

my girlfriend loves my nut meat

[conscript93]

haha dirty nuts

[crazysamster89LOL]

I do

[illBeatsandSuch]

mothafucka stays dirty...

[ChingBak401]

"shriveled nut meat in their mouth"

[limester]

Well he is working on "DIRTY" jobs. Haha.

Dirty Mike =X

[Kanashto]

nut meat!

[derekbegins]

lols.. i have lots of question!!is it hard already on the inside!?

[mirnaknin]

i think the nut meat is soft on the inside first, then when it is exposed to air it gets hard

[drewrg]

nice pun

[keyfob]

Did mike rowe just crush a walnut with his bare hands!?!?!

that guy is all that is man!

[UltimateSpartan117]

Holy crap... i was pretty much speechless for like 30 seconds after seeing that.

[xafion]

did you also notice that the cut doesnt show him actually crushing the nut? and that the second nut is already crushed and open?

[gaara06318]

"no one wants to put shriveled, disappointing nutmeat into their mouth."

[UltimateSpartan117]

LMFAO!!!!

[UltimateSpartan117]

Funniest quote in the world.

[FIVEofHEARTS2529]

@gaara06318 does that count with homo sapien nuts aswell?

[alkemaka]

1:07 Fly on the camera.... :D

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

Walnuts are like the creepy cousin that lives in his basement collecting roadkill, of the nut family.

[DontYouKnowMyName]

...okay?

[101Jake101]

lol any questions...seems like he was in a hurry and pisse doff

[suraki939]

nut meat... several meanings are swirling around my head XD

[natethegreatness]

To that whole thing... THATS WHAT SHE SAID

[beeohhski]

i know i loled the whole way through

[wsJoe2012]

lol

[Elsamo2778]

nut meat....it bares repeating

[TigerSlashX]

THIS IS NOT DIRTY

WTF

[jshaw6000]

lmao "I'm sure that no one wants to put shriveled disappointing nut meat into their mouth".........except that lady i saw on the street corner the other day.

[rottenzombie27]

hahah this guy is hilarious.

[bhabooshka]

1:05

fly owns camera xD

[haneythegod]

0:28 mmmmmmmm sounds fun, lolol

[vampir3blood]

LOLLLL 1:22 - 1:26 AHAHHA

[haruhist23]

thats what she said at 1 :17 XD

[XN0rmPr3X]

lol shribled nut meat

[deviceds]

now thats nuts, i am sorry i really need to say it

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[Lighthammer18]

hehe 10p  (Y)

[winsonrock]

in 1.05 theres a fly on the camera... hahahax....

[TigerSlashX]

good for you asscakes

[BannedInfoTony]

thats me

[sh97]

When I was a little kindergardner I used to climb pecan trees and shake the branches so the pecans would fall to the ground. I learned the difference between a fresh one and a rancid one very early in life. The spoiled ones are incredibly bitter and dry. Good times, good times.

[Snoipah]

XDDD Oh Mike... He just... Gosh.

It's like the kinky machine and the upside down screw.

[letsgoboogie]

lol nutmeat

[bronan19]

MICROPHONE

[YellowStreamStudios]

He was great on Seasame Street!

[meepthegreat]

Mike likes nutmeat in his mouth.

[FrederikP1et]

lol :b

[blackflytr]

lol, that guys is cool :)

[ROBOgunman]

my walnuts where i dirty but now there clean :3

[drumming11]

look at 1:03 a fly goes on the camera

[leidenisthebest]

hahahhaha the fly 1:03

[aaronz101]

"Shriveled, disappointing nut-meat"... wow.

[DaniMart2005]

Makes you wonder if he is talkng about the plant or his male stripper escort AKA the camera guy.

[karapatas]

i think that fly on 1:07 eats bad nuts in the factory :)

[MagnusDune]

lol that was good!

[UKsGreatest263]

hahaha "im pretty sure no one wants to put shriveled disappointing nut meat into their mouth." hahaha im sure this episoide is filled with bloopers xD

[redsquirrelftw]

I've put bad walnuts in my mouth before, the most nasty thing ever. *squirrel needs to pay more attention while eating nuts*

[midasfan8888]

Cool!

[Demolitiondude]

I thought that walnuts come to the processing plant dehulled.

[olgcschools]

lol

[googledoogle]

Dirty nuts. :]

[suicidesox]

Nobody wants bad nuts in here mouth?

[cavemannnn2000]

nut

[SilentPenguin51]

english?

[Chronosagaaddict]

how did he say "no one wnats to put shriveled disapointed nut meat in their motuths" wuithout laughing...lol omg..

[heartlesscr]

favorite part!

[grousm54]

lol

[jacko1423]

haha! 1. you got that right 2.nahh, i was thinking that that was funny 4.you got me there 5.got me 6.got me 7.got me 8.haha its not i thought 2 was funny 10.nope, i noticed 11.nope :) 12. i already asumed that you know olney 5 facts about me i win :D

[skc529]

AAAHHHHH SWINE FLU!

[UkerScape]

ahh a fly thought i was seeing things, thought the grim reaper had come for me, had to replay it .... nd rofl just audio previewd it, the fun

[DarthMink]

Shriveled disappointing nut meat with a fly buzzing around it is disgusting.

[bloodylaugh]

A fly !!! .. that factory is done

[Fuzzy192006]

"Nobody wants to put shriveled, dirty nut meat into their mouth"

What kind of porn has this guy been watching ?

[JonRut101]

hahahahahaha thats funny tho but yea i want to know too lol

[doeisamankiller]

i want nut meat in my mouth!

[ramona7609]

I had no idea they had a casing over the shell. I like Mike's nuts. lol oops.

[Fuzzy192006]

God bless you for that.

[eogra7]

I wanna put shriveled, disappointing nut meat in my mouth. cuz im gay

[deathsluver]

ive ate the shriveled disapointing nut meat. it dont taste that bad Dx

[1Stalker1]

I got a question:

Can I eat the fly?

[MRK00ProductionZ]

pause at 1:07 0.0 its a fly

[KvizY]

OMFG A FLY! GOD HELP US!!!

[ramona7609]

Forget the fly. Did you not notice the sexy man cracking that nut with his bare hands???? *thud*

[Blackliam]

shriveled, disappointing, nut meat LMFAO

[LiquidZ2k]

Shriveled Disappointed nut meat!

[AssanKurd]

WOW COOL and Dirty :)

[Rage0811]

I love walnuts!

[tchanabc]

i dont understand how thats such a dirty job...i love that show though

[enuvune]

one of the less disgusting "dirty jobs".

[akfouronesix]

Mike Rowe - best host ever