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  • Actually we're more closely related to the "regular" chimpanzees that do not engage in the bonobo's crazy sexual escapades. Then again, they still aren't monogamous.

  • ALL marriage is unnatural!

  • This Sh*t is the F**king best!

  • Natural is only what your given physically and what you can do with it. And for millions of years animals of all species have used what they've been given to fuck males and females and others. The only difference between that and what the Politicus Stupidious call natural, is that the heterosexuals of history made our generation. But that doesn't mean you can't use what God gave you, so go and have a gay time you gays!

  • Award like hell lolx

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  • NATURE!!!

  • I can't seem to find Bonobo Jim on Facebook.

    That is at least something that is 'like' worthy.

  • Gotta love mother nature :)

  • Is that monkey thing true..

  • @SunnyLau94 yes it is actually

    Bonobos often due penis fencing

  • '...Because my genitals would be stuffed in your mouth."

  • EVERYBODY CALM DOWN.....its a fucking joke. stop taking shit so seriously.

  • hahahaha

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  • Unnatural? Clearly, that's all the evidence needed to ban gay marriage. We as an advanced society reject anything not completely natural, such as eyeglasses, cars, and junk food. Honestly- when was the last time you saw an American with any of those ludicrous things?

  • @CinderBlockFilms yeah, screw them hard! right where they like it.

  • pretty sad that you have to go low to an animals level to prove a point

  • uhm. WIN. That is all. :)

  • NATURE!!!!

  • couple, then they shouldn't have to. It's about choice. Though you may dissagree, at least someone else is happy. You're beliefs are not everyones. There is separation of Chruch and State. it's one of the reasons we came to America in the first place. The only reasons I've seen against gay marriages is religion, but religion and the law shouldn't be connected. If there's no other reason, gay marriages should've been legal from the start. And what's ironic is that many conservatives obey the law.

  • the world, how would you make everyone happy? How could you handle it? With millions of people praying to you for different things who do you choose? Which one to help? Who to cure? Do they deserve this? How can I help? What can I do? How can I do it? What am I going to do? What am i suppossed to do? Maybe there was a God at one time, but he got so fed up with us he dissapeared. There's too much and too little evidence. But I agree with the part about how if a Chruch doesn't want to marry a gay

  • If God is real, then I feel bad for him and he must be awfully dissapointed in humans as a spceies. Between the millions of people on this Earth, he can't take care of everyone. In rough times, you might think "How could He do this?" but somewhere else someone is praying and thanking God for soemthing he has done. He doesn't play favorites, but at one point in your life God will be focused on you. Yet we think he loves some more than others and want him all for ourselves. If you could control

  • The bible is full of contradictions. It's not okay to ask God for a bike, but it's okay to steal a bike and ask God for his forgivness. Jesus said to love and accept everyone, yet many of His followers don't. Then just with the general Christian religion: the world didn't end on May 21st. For years it was taught that Jews killed Jesus and every year a group of Christians would go to Russia and burn the homes of Jews. Many died, when it was the ROMANS. But I know Jesus was real, it was PROVEN.

  • On the matter of God, think about it. In the Ancient world the idea of "gods" or "God" was created to explain things that we can now explain with sciene, such as day and night or how we came to be. So when you think about it, believing in "God" should seem as silly as believing in the Greek or Egyptians gods would seem in today's world. And evolution has been PROVEN. It's a FACT. You can't argue with the bones, fossils, cave paintings and artifacts that have been found! There's no point in it.

  • This is gonna be long, just warning you. Okay so first of all, people are saying how homosexuality is "unnatural" and it would cause the extinction of a species. Well that's why not everyone is gay. Being gay is not a choice. I mean, who would CHOOSE to be ridiculed by a large amount of the population and sometimes even by family. You know how many teens and preteens have killed themselves for being bullied for being "gay" even though a lot of the times they weren't? It's frightening the amount.

  • this is some fap material right here

  • LOL MONKEYS HAVING SEX. :)

  • Implying that marriage is natural.

  • omg i love this soo much!!!

  • Nature!

  • Bonobo Jim sounds like a pretty cool guy.

  • Natural is (naturally...pun intended) a loaded word. The point critics make is that, within the context of evolutionary biology, same-sex mating is unnatural since it would lead to the extinction of a species after a few generations. Outside of that context, the word has little meaning relevant to the discussion.

  • @larrysg1 "The point critics make is that, within the context of evolutionary biology, same-sex mating is unnatural since it would lead to the extinction of a species after a few generations." It obviously doesn't lead to extinction since hundreds of species exhibit homosexual behavior.

  • @nichtmuttersprachler

    Well, obviously it doesn't, because homosexual animals are only a minor fraction of their populations. If you analyze it from a Darwinian perspective (implicit in a critic's argument), you would have to admit that it is not beneficial for a species to have homosexuality, since that would arrest the growth and continuation of a species. That is what is what I believe a critic means by saying that homosexuality is "unnatural."

  • @larrysg1 not all traits that arise through evolution are beneficial to the propagation of the species. Sometimes not hindering procreation is enough and, though it impedes the homosexual individuals from reproducing, it does not affect the reproduction of the species as a whole and, therefore, might not be phased out by natural selection. Just because something does not have an evolutionary benefit does not mean it did not arise through evolution like all other traits.

  • This should be shown everywhere!

  • Do people at @thesecondcitynetwork get a lot of sex in romantic relationships, of are you just talking?

  • oh woow this video opened a can of worms! this is supposed to be funny, people, even though it's totally true.

  • Rofl

  • NAAAAAAAAATURE!

    

  • Good point right there.

  • spoiler: heterophobia is just as bad as homophobia.

    everybody involved in this flame war going on is a dumbass.

  • @thedancingjessa No such thing as heterophobia genius you just made that up. it doesn't even spell check.

  • @MicahUIC yup and only white people can be racist and only men can be sexist. dear god i hope you're a troll

  • @thedancingjessa I hate when one of the top comments is a reply... because now I have to go look up that other comment! Gawd, I have such a difficult life.

  • @snaveleber i'm exactly the same dude. i feel your pain.

  • @snaveleber Yet there is millions starving and you are complaining how your life is hard because you cant find a youtube comment.

  • I knew someday Andy Dick would find his calling....

  • Lol this is just BEGGING for trolls...

  • watch my cone-ing video!

  • That is if you believe in modern biology

  • I thought that was Andy Dick

  • Views aside, why would anyone care who another was fucking? Lol??

  • @JioSenpai It isn't about who is fucking who, it is who is marring who. Some folks just can't handle the fact that other folks are fucking up their system. FIGHT THE POWER!

  • Hey look, there's a video about homosexuality and gay marriage, and the Youtube comments blow up with arguing. Fancy that.

  • Homosexal arousal Study recently released....

    The men were exposed to sexually explicit erotic stimuli consisting of heterosexual, male homosexual, and lesbian videotapes, and changes in penile circumference were monitored. They also completed an Aggression Questionnaire (A. H. Buss & M. Perry, 1992). Both groups exhibited increases in penile circumference to the heterosexual and female homosexual videos. Only the homophobic men showed an increase in penile erection to male homosexual stimuli. 

  • @TheJDorian 1992 is not recent. It is also an error to equate penile performance with erotic arousal in all circumstances.

  • @Maxdwolf lol you think it was in 1992.

  • @TheJDorian Pardon me. I was mistaking the aggression questionnaire for the date of the study. Still, having cut and pasted a part of the abstract, you should have known it was 1996. I actually remember hearing of it when it came out. The design flaw of the study remains.

  • @Maxdwolf You aren't homophobic are you buddy?

  • @TheJDorian No, I simply don't agree with the conclusions of the study.

  • @BYawnsProductions Why should Atheists have to prove something that YOU have said exists. I could come up to you and say "Prove I can't fly", you'd say "Prove you can". Who should prove what? Obviously the person who claims to be able to fly should prove he can fly. Same concept, you say "There is a god, you can't see him, but if you read this incredibly boring book that is filled with contradictions, lies and hate, you will see him after you die", I say to that "PROVE IT!"

  • @Mrcoolbrad your analogy doesn't apply. proof of a person being able to fly is as simple as the demonstration thereof. proof of creation or evolution is not so simple, because all scientific discovers can be, and often have been argued effectively for both sides. there is no real proof that can give the scientific definition of either being fact, but in your analogy there is. as it stands, neither side can prove their stand as fact.

  • @damoser you're an idiot, good day.

  • @WhyMex69x lol! thanks for reminding me of inconsequential comments from 5 months ago

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  • @damoser No problem retard, anytime :D

  • @Mrcoolbrad im just asking but are you saying its bad to be christian? yeah i know a lot of chrisyians are jerks but most just make assumptions on what they think is right and end up like that. though i do get the point you made it was good

  • heh. every comment is a paragraph.

  • @Fordi

    Atheists assert that there is no God, and constantly put an unfair pressure on Christians to prove that he DOES exist, but never care to explain what proof they have that he DOES NOT exist. In short, it's much simpler to believe in God than to follow an Atheist disbeliefs. They cannot give a rational explanation for the creation of the world, why there is evil, or why people believe in a God or not. Having a faith in something is just easier and has apparently made lots of people happy.

  • @BYawnsProductions Actually, rational explanations for the creation of the universe and the Earth do exist. There are also rational explanation for why there is evil in the world. As far as the existence of God goes; You are the ones making the assertion. It is up to you to prove it.

    If it makes you happy, that's fine. But the problem comes when many religious individuals use that same religion as an excuse for repressive laws and policies.

  • Just think how many people would be here if we were as slutty as Bonobos. wow

  • This is funny, but they do have a point

  • @Hh4hooch26 there has been evidence that if a woman has a burst of testosterone while giving birth to a girl, she is more likely to be a lesbian. same goes for boys, except with a rush of estrogen. do you think the babies remember that and decide to become gay because of that? of course not. and why do you think "gay therapy" doesnt work? i personally know people that have been subjected to that and are as gay as ever. if my parents were homophobes, i wouldnt "decide" to be gay. its not a choice

  • @callanistight

    Yeah! Most gay people that I know say they would much rather have been born straight because it is a lot less stressful and antagonizing. Gayness is very much not a choice, and should be treated with the same sobriety and tolerance as we would give anyone else with a minor physiological malformation.

  • It is my life's aspiration to be more like my daring and accepting cousins the Bonobos.

  • @jamesmoocn Actually they don't have higher incidences of rectal cancer and they are capable of reproduction. There is no evidence that it is a birth defect.

  • AMAZING!!!

  • Theres no Bonobo Jim facebook page..... :(

  • i thought that was Andy Dick it also seems like something he would do

  • The problem is the religious idiots believe in magic creationism, so this argument is still invalid to them. You have to get them to accept evolution first. Good luck with that.

    Furthermore, why do we pander to the religious fucking idiots? The fundamentalist Christians in this country are a minority. Tell the limp-wristed Christians what's what, and push the common sense agenda of homosexuality being natural through because that's about as good as you're gonna get in the US.

  • @chbrules Who's to say creationism and evolution can't happen at the same time?

  • @CameronIzac

    Anyone with half a damn brain and some knowledge of how reality works (science).

  • @chbrules What what you are trying to say is that we are all just made up of space dust? Yeah, okay. That works for me.

  • Last time I checked, I was not a monkey.

  • @vivaelphaba chimps aren't monkeys, either.

  • @vivaelphaba humans are primates, so yeah you kinda are :) 

  • @vivaelphaba Probably not, thought there is some taxonomic debate going on there. But you are an ape. You are a mammal, You are an animal. You are a vertebrate.

  • @jamesmoocn And heterosexuality is an even more dangerous mental disease.

  • @TheMilitantWalrus So your parents risked their life to make love, and your mother's pregnancy was a adventure, and your life is a dangerous joke?! If you dont have the IQ to come up with something logical, then just make sure you wipe off your sh!!t on your boyfriend's d!ck before you suck it.

  • @jamesmoocn

    You seem like the type of person I'd like to kill.

  • @angierox1997 if you kill me you will be put in prison, then you will get nailed by horny inmates like crazy, sounds fun to you?

  • @jamesmoocn I don't really think heterosexuality is a mental disease, but from my experience, most of the straight people i know are more violent and less intelligent than most of the gay people I know.

    Also, don't try to call someone stupid if you can't come up with anything logical yourself.

    And another thing, most gay people don't have a shit fetish.

  • @TheMilitantWalrus I never saw in the entire world a gay with a shit fetish but I saw straight poeple with that kind of discusting fetish.

  • @liotie Well, I don't call people who are into different stuff than me disgusting, I was just responding to some asshole that assumed homosexuality and coprophillia are the same thing.

  • @TheMilitantWalrus Thats pretty stupid lol from him to think that kind of thing

  • @jamesmoocn Someone seems touchy about the subject.

  • @jamesmoocn wow

  • @jamesmoocn I know! Those damn liberals with their liberal thinking, and their liberal ideas, liberal agenda, want to destroy America (the greatest country in the world) with liberalism and that farce 'evolution'. Those liberals love Darwin, worship him like a god!

    Can I get a halleluiah?!?!!?

  • @Tactic11 I dont know what the hell you are talking about. I think my country is the greatest country in the world, and we simply jail the f*cking gays.

  • @jamesmoocn Its like saying my dad is the best dad in the world and he is stronger than yours. Stop acting childish.

  • @liotie Your dad is the best dad in the world??!! Completely subjective. You talk like a middle school drama queens with no much of a developed brain. I don't give a damn about how strong your dad is. by the way, how many dads do you have?

  • @jamesmoocn Saying that your country is the best country in the world is pretty damn retarded.

  • @liotie hey little gay dude, let me tell you, if you come to my country and promote gay stuff, we will arrest you and jail you. btw, wash off your sh!t on your boyfriends d!ck before you suck.

  • @jamesmoocn Whatever im not gonna waste my time with you your just trying to fight with everyone with childish insult. Have fun spending your life on a youtube video looser I prefer to die of AIDS than pass my whole life on youtube like you.

  • @jamesmoocn well its a good thing hes NOT in your country.

  • @jamesmoocn Okay, than is like someone in England saying that England is the best country.

  • @jamesmoocn I have no idea where you come off saying that. While the gay rights movement in China is far from developed, the Chinese Government are very reluctant to actively punish due to homosexual activity. I think it's high time you evolve. And, considering that you actually believe in the theory of evolution, I'd think you'd be more progressed in how you observe the ways Nature works. You speak as though you "understand" Nature; honestly, this is arrogance, and that's an UNDERSTATEMENT.

  • @Tactic11 Pretty much liberal

  • @jamesmoocn You are a mental disease.

  • Stupid.

  • While watching this video, all I could focus on was the fact that they filmed Cobb's part someplace where I've been on a film set.

  • We have much to learn from our chimp relatives

  • NATURE!!!!!

  • You said a mouth full...

  • Yes!

  • @ctluthu Insults are seen across many cultures, so therefore me calling you a filthy goat lover -from a functionalist perspectice- has to have some use.

    You filthy goat lover.

    Also there is no longer a need to support straight marriage in our society (we no longer need our population to grow). Our situation has changed, so our norms must change as well.

  • @comradepinko Yes, it's a informal negative sanction.

    Marriage has/has had many uses, and many of them are still vital in our society today. 

  • @ctluthu Also vicious anal rape is seen in many cultures, therefore the beautiful act of butt raping should be encouraged from a functionalist perspective. It's an informal negative sanction!

    Vague statement about vital social stuff without defining anything.

  • Being gay, I just wanted to say:

    Amen =) AND. That last line (about not being able to talk) made me laugh so hard that I think I spat root beer out of my nose.

  • It'll take a long time to get everyone to accept gay couples... but when you really think about it... we don't need them to accept it. All you really need is for them to let you make your own decisions (and since it was prohibited by law, that wasn't legally possible). Kudos to NY for letting people live the way they want to! <3

  • @HomuncuIus Traumatizing? Try having two heterosexual parents that got married quickly, had kids, then realized ten years later that they actually hated each other. Try coming home every night to a shouting match, finding furniture broken, your father drunk off his ass, or bruises on your mother's face. I would take two moms or dads who love each other and teach their kids how to be decent human beings than that heterosexual hot mess any day.

  • @HomuncuIus Sounds like someone is speaking from personal experience.

  • I want to see someone try to argue with this logic, I could use a laugh

  • @TheJDorian Don't encourage them...

  • Thumbs up for strawmen

  • Yeah I don't want to watch animal porn.

    Thanks.

  • Oh homophobes, you must enjoy being stupid or jealous. Or both xP

  • damn nature, you horny!

  • @neocon70 Damn it! I was going to! XDD

  • It's white George Takei!

  • lolololololololol XDDD

  • if you dont wanna have gay marriage, then blame the straight people who are making the gay babies..

  • "they f--k it all." 'nuff said...

  • DAMN NATURES HOT.

  • Natural is that which exists in nature. Which is not the same as normal, which is just the "expected", a standard or typical occurrence.

  • @luanluan2006, great point!

  • hahaha love how people are making these thought provoking comments, the video says it all, if god hates gays so much then why do most species have gay members in there society?

  • @Milugan thats because marriage as a whole isnt a natural thing, but we "civilised" humans came up with it. animals arent civilised by our standards, and thus did not impose a marriage system to the marriage kingdom, and they did not come up with one themselves. however, gays are human, and part of our human civilisation, and since men and women are allowed to get married, even encouraged, men and men, and women and women should be allowed to get married if they wish.

  • To get even more views, they could call this video Hot Monkey Porn. They could even go a step further and get all those people who are blue ballin it waiting for the next Sassy Gay Friend by calling it Sassy Gay Hot Monkey Porn. Good video, though.

  • @ctluthu

    well said.

  • Actually, I think this kind of behaviour is pretty common in Bible Belt families...

    BURRRRN!!

  • @119Elias119 LoL

  • lol

  • Marriage isn't natural.

  • Catholic churches have already admitted to evolution

  • @jacobbobcorn

    Like anyone should give catholics credence on anything, except world-wide child-fucking.

  • NATURE!!!

  • I get what you're saying, and that's a really great point. You're right, people shouldn't use the word unnatural to describe gay marriage because it happens in nature all the time. But the Christians believe that we don't come from monkeys, so what you're doing is kind of just like when Christians back up their beliefs with the Bible.

  • And I love how they don't address the fact that homosexuality is found in so many species! It's not like humans are the only ones who want to do the nasty with members of the same sex. So that whole "It's clearly unnatural because it makes no point from a reproductive standpoint" is crap.

    GO NEW YORK!!!

  • This video is so hot, i like it better when it's muted though

  • REALLY 25 DISLIKES GET A LIFE

    

  • @Zajuantaary more like who ever dislikes this needs to get laied

  • Jeebus - those chimps get more sex than I ever do.

  • dude this starz series looks sick

  • He looks like Woody Allen

  • yes! i hate the "it's not natural" argument this video made me lol

  • ok i don't agree with gay lifestyle but this is funny XD

  • @Hh4hooch26 gay isn't a lifestyle

  • @Mattata987 If it isn't a lifestyle then what is it? I'm asking sincerely because it seems as though i can't make a harmless comment without 50 people getting butthurt on youtube.

  • @Hh4hooch26 It’s not a lifestyle - you don't choose to be gay. it is ABSOLUTELY no different from a man loving a woman. The term "gay" or homosexual means that one falls in love with the same sex, not the opposite. That's all it is. Nothing else. It's not complicated. The lifestyle is determined by that person only, not by their sexual orientation. There is no "GAY lifestyle" - there is only "lifestyle"

  • @Hh4hooch26 Your complaint about complaints means you're butthurt about the butthurt and seem to be telling others that their butthurt is bad, but your butthurt is perfectly fine.