Okay, now you see that you have a 5.5232558 percentage of likes vs dislikes (at time of writing) you can safely assume you're wasting everyones life uploading your piece of shit videos. 5133352 fucking seconds of life! 85555 minutes, 1425 fucking hours or 59 fucking days of peoples lives assuming my math is correct.
FIFTY NINE DAYS OF LIVES YOU HAVE WASTED! 6,390 people die every hour, 153000 a day! so in the time wasted watching this shit 9027000 people died. Fucking murderer!!
@Bububaps P.S you heard this comment here first before you kids ("Damn nature, you scary" kiddiewinks especially, who think it's funny to repeat the same fucking comment over and over) start spamming my creation all over the internet. Time of writing 18:57 GMT (or BST I forgot :P) 21st oct, 2011.
Why do people bother with shit like this? Can we enact a law that directs violators of the " No completely unwatchable waste of time smegpot moron videos" rule to orally syphon out the porta-potties at 3rd rate brothels, video record it, and post on youtube for all to see?? Can we? Please????
@PoncyTank ---"Both these arthropods later joined Crustaceans For Christ, lol! xD" OMG....my stomach is hurting from howling with laughter at this!!! That was FUHHHHH-NEEEEE!!!
could you record this with a better toaster?
flipclips2 2 weeks ago
FILMED WITH A SEA SLUG.
dra353 3 weeks ago
what kind of toaster did you record this with?
FreeKnowledge01 3 weeks ago
what are you doing???? the lobster and crab are the best friends hhahahahhaha
kchuchito50 3 weeks ago
I want to buy the same device used to "film" this video just to destroy it.
YorianSevenfold 4 weeks ago
I BET IT ALL ON THE LOBSTER.
TurtleShroom 4 weeks ago
i think i heard the crab say shoot me plz
eddie2k100 1 month ago
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"i dont wanna fight you lobsta" "s'cool crab"
ZephyrHaze 2 months ago
"i dont wanna fight you lobsta" "s'cool crab"
ZephyrHaze 2 months ago
i like the part where the pixel on the left attacks the pixel on the right, that was pretty kick-ass
ChickenMan2100 2 months ago
it's filmed with an old camera. Not a potato nor calculator.
MadeForYouVEVO 3 months ago
Lobster wins because it tastes better!
DPalms309 3 months ago
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RapieroBE 3 months ago
What button do you press to record with the microwave?
tonyhateXp 3 months ago
what kind of sick people are u?
30inventionman 3 months ago
MY POKEMANS
Iife 3 months ago
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HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU!! The toaster is NOT a camera!!!
DJ5PILLZ 3 months ago
What did you use to film this? a plastic cup??
SgtSLice 3 months ago
-1080 HD
-720 HQ
-480
-360
-240
-Minecraft
-this video
MMTScorpio 3 months ago 3
Did anything actually happen? I couldn't tell.
RamonNZ 3 months ago 2
pixelar certainly didnt make this where my glasses
SuperBrokenpencil 3 months ago
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DDDDDDDDDDD
Dragonfly4444100 3 months ago
hey everybody. people already made jokes about the quality of the video. you lost. stop taking other jokes alredy, its over
thatsmahboi1337 3 months ago
4D
3D
1080p
720p
480p
360p
280p
Calculator
1pixel
This video
mycutedoggydog 3 months ago 14
taken with a toaster
XxHenkaChanxX 3 months ago
did you film this with a pencil?
yaniselmasri 3 months ago
If I had a dollar for every pixel this video has, I'd have a dollar.
MrGamerFuel 3 months ago
@JacobCOD the rectangle XD
iHasAbucket0246 3 months ago
this was filmed with a fucking seagull
ComicalGus 3 months ago
looks like the kissing and making up lol
realnameunknown2011 3 months ago
If i had a dollar for every pixel in this video, id have one dollar
BANANAPICLEMUFFIN 3 months ago
are they kissing in the end?
grendo45 3 months ago
If i had 1 dollar for every pixel... i would have 1 dollar
TheTim2804 3 months ago
this vid's title should be changed to crab kissing lobster
darklyperfect 3 months ago
Was this recorded with a calculator?
acau77 3 months ago
THISIS F.... ABUSE ON CAMERA!!
DavidLTG 3 months ago
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1080p
720p
360p
240p
Minecraft
This Video!
vachefoule 3 months ago
Pixel wars!!!
roju0229 3 months ago
man this is just pure animal abuse.
zetalore 3 months ago
was this filmed with a calculator???
gunsblazin229 4 months ago 2
Paranormal activity III
AfroPoli 4 months ago 2
krabby vs corphish :D
Dervin93 4 months ago
im glad you filmed them underwater, it's so much more realistic.
albertjester 4 months ago
What type of potato did you film this with?
opinion5678 4 months ago
What megapixel is your calculator?
DefenderRocks 4 months ago
Crab: What's up nigga?
Lobster: Man, Fuck you!
Crab: Bitch, imma pinch you.
Lobster: Stop hugging me
Busty2Dusty 4 months ago
T'as filmé avec un micro-ondes ? oO
Cha0sBriNg3R88 4 months ago
Nice lego stop-motion.
briandefox 4 months ago 2
this has to be the worst quality video ive seen on youtube
Hokuten1640 4 months ago 2
Tetris has more pixels than this!
DarkVisionDesign 4 months ago
DO YOU HAVE ANY VIDEO OF PAINT DRYING? HOW ABOUT GRASS GROWING? PERHAPS A VIDEO OF ELEPHANTS POOPING WOULD BE MORE FUN THAN THIS...
vicalm007 4 months ago
No matter who looses in this fight, I end up winning :)
kienocard 4 months ago
Food vs food! And I'm vegetarian. This is shadow-art.
TheSektorz 4 months ago
looks like a fucking 90s webcam with 16 inches of bullet proof glass in front of it
effyouceeekay 4 months ago
Did you record it with a calculator?
WHOTHAFUCK 4 months ago
More pixels then a NES Game
SmashieXD 4 months ago
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Okay, now you see that you have a 5.5232558 percentage of likes vs dislikes (at time of writing) you can safely assume you're wasting everyones life uploading your piece of shit videos. 5133352 fucking seconds of life! 85555 minutes, 1425 fucking hours or 59 fucking days of peoples lives assuming my math is correct.
FIFTY NINE DAYS OF LIVES YOU HAVE WASTED! 6,390 people die every hour, 153000 a day! so in the time wasted watching this shit 9027000 people died. Fucking murderer!!
Bububaps 4 months ago
@Bububaps P.S you heard this comment here first before you kids ("Damn nature, you scary" kiddiewinks especially, who think it's funny to repeat the same fucking comment over and over) start spamming my creation all over the internet. Time of writing 18:57 GMT (or BST I forgot :P) 21st oct, 2011.
Patented!
Bububaps 4 months ago
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Bububaps 4 months ago
hi there 240p long time no see we meet again ^^
Reloader3990 4 months ago
LOOOOOOOLLLL sweet video bro!
jackhole91 4 months ago
doesnt count when you push the crab into the lobster
MrArcadius7 4 months ago
Filmed with the infamous potato!
Drift10101 4 months ago
720p
480p
360p
240p
the sound your ass cheeks make when diharea comes out
this video
faiye1 4 months ago
Looks like a turd vs a pancake
jumper1294 4 months ago
did you record this with your ball sack?
fourlokoJoker 4 months ago
We meet again 240p...
Supermerk18 5 months ago
wow nice quality HD
VladTrof95 5 months ago
Which model Potato did you use to film this? I have the 8-bit one. I'm trying to upgrade to a Carrot. Try buying a Carrot next time, it's better.
killspike22 5 months ago
Why do people bother with shit like this? Can we enact a law that directs violators of the " No completely unwatchable waste of time smegpot moron videos" rule to orally syphon out the porta-potties at 3rd rate brothels, video record it, and post on youtube for all to see?? Can we? Please????
tmont007 5 months ago
did you get this camera with a happy meal?
johnparkfernando 5 months ago 2
I think that can only be described as an awesome tear up..
MoeRocco75 5 months ago
280p we meet again...
thekittehman 5 months ago
@thekittehman idiot, its 240p and you stole this from other people who steal it from other people. unoriginal post = lame
b58f18 5 months ago
@b58f18 i did loL:)
thekittehman 5 months ago
They look delicious.
DaZe858 5 months ago
LMFAO. crappiest filming ever.
MrMitchjos000 5 months ago 2
Staring contest lol ..
TinyRecorder 5 months ago
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If i had 1 dollar for how many pixels this video has i wouldn't even have a dollar, plus this video sucks!
SiIIyStudios 5 months ago
AWWWW! CUTE! THEY ARE HUGGING!
valkyrie321 5 months ago
They are not fighting tho. they're having a date >.<
CatBurger18 5 months ago
i liked the part when there was a black blob and another black blob
thetiggy666 5 months ago 2
so... which blob won?
deaderdeadbpu 5 months ago
This was filmed with a video barbie.
jaredultimatum 5 months ago
great 10 pixel video!
urosinho 5 months ago
damn, my 6 year old phone has better pixels than this
zhengjdc 5 months ago
were did you get this hd potato
510THERICHCITY 5 months ago
fucking shit quality.
dinosaurus020 5 months ago
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yousufm88 5 months ago
Video content, 1 star. Video quality, 10 stars.
ZPSFILMS 5 months ago
CAN'T SEE SHIT ASSHOLE
trollingtheweb 5 months ago
What model toaster did you used to film this, might I ask?
TheMorningshadows 5 months ago
If I could get a dollar for every pixel in this video I will have 1 cent.
3453263 5 months ago
Amazing footage! Did you record with a sock?
steveparok00 5 months ago
@steveparok00 no, with another lobster
teacafee 5 months ago
stop filming with your toaster and get a real camera
monkeybuddycakelove 5 months ago
Looks like I need a new prescription already.
GuardianKiyoshi 5 months ago
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kylenator16 5 months ago
*hears beep* Oh i'm sorry lol I didn't know there was a video behind the overly dramatic pixels I was laughing at the comments
kylenator16 5 months ago
Did youi record this with a Phallus or what?
fleshhound88 5 months ago
Hey, the 90's called, they want their digital camcorder back!
ShortFingeredShreder 5 months ago
You sure they aren't just snuggling?
ugevon1000 6 months ago
hey guys, cool it on the pixel hating. this was actually filmed on a lobster.
thatssoo949 6 months ago
This has to be the most energetic fight i've ever seen. Did you see those two Pixels going at it?!?!
EpicMoz 6 months ago
I wish my flashlight could take video too
49nitramsp 6 months ago
did you film this with a rubix cube??
THISISNIDDY 6 months ago
omgg i died of laughter from the top comments!
tellme32 6 months ago
did you film this with a toothbrush
conman9581 6 months ago 2
and the winner is... the pot of boiling water!
animerulezx 6 months ago
How much did the potato cost to record this?
xWoWaddict13x 6 months ago
Did you record this with your dick?
Djb917 6 months ago
wow i thought it was mr krabs vs larry the lobster
sudsiestquill 6 months ago
can u teach me how to record with a calculator?
combatarmsmeleer 6 months ago
Was this a contest to see which crustacean would fall asleep the quickest?
harvey1954 6 months ago
if I had a dollar for every pixel in this video, I would have one dollar.
Mako561 6 months ago
@Mako561 no originality!
nemesiocarigaba 6 months ago
did you recorded with a calculator??
SYSTEM19870 6 months ago
i am still thinking if you recorded this with a potatoe or a microwave.
DigitalBeatsMX 6 months ago
They are kissing they are friends
HatemJp 6 months ago
Spectacular!
Drinapropriatetouch 6 months ago
Submit this to an abstract art film competition. You'll win first prize. =p
No offense, merely jokes mate. Cheers.
BigBrotherMateyka 6 months ago
so many lame-ass jokes in this comment section
DGTinderbox4lif3 6 months ago
What model toaster did you use to film this?
KingCaplon 6 months ago
that is a languster.....lobster´s have claws......languster miss then
learn by error jr...
voderick 6 months ago
If I could get one dollar for each pixel on this video, I would have 0 dollars.
jb0Ogi3 6 months ago
BLUEEPP
supermaletperson 6 months ago
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@PoncyTank ---"Both these arthropods later joined Crustaceans For Christ, lol! xD" OMG....my stomach is hurting from howling with laughter at this!!! That was FUHHHHH-NEEEEE!!!
mslegacy01 6 months ago
Crab vs Lobster ?? just 2 black kids hugging more like it ...
hadtothinkofsomethin 6 months ago 6
The loser is dinner now fight to the death
boyznadaze 6 months ago
did you film this with a potato?
ihuntwisconsin 7 months ago 3
did you film this with a calculator?
acuradan623 7 months ago 4
My b day
aaronrichardson1000 7 months ago
Did you record this out of your ass?
Farley615 7 months ago 3
wow next you should see who wins between a snail and a moth..
crookedwiretap89 7 months ago
Did you film this with a calculator?
RainfulPhenix 7 months ago 116
@RainfulPhenix No, it was in fact a potato that he filmed it with
WackyZacky1000 5 months ago 48
@WackyZacky1000 no...it was a toothpick
318Captain 3 months ago
@WackyZacky1000 Did it have butter?
iFata1ity 3 months ago
@WackyZacky1000 More like a mashed potato....
CrackedClients 3 months ago
@RainfulPhenix no silly he clearly filmed with a carrot
alexgao814 4 months ago
@RainfulPhenix wow thats the first time iheard that fag
WolleytheMonster 4 months ago
@RainfulPhenix I was gearing more toward a wooden plank, man.
PivotingSniper316 4 months ago
filmed with a keyboard
thatrandomguy53 7 months ago 3
they step over each other all day on the sea floor, why would they fight ?
justanotherengine 7 months ago
Is that on your counteR?
300tunes 7 months ago
who won ?
ZuuRza 7 months ago
Looks like to pieces if shit one round one and one long one
salem1752 8 months ago
They are both on crack
videowatcher4006 8 months ago
HD at it's finest
CFCwehatetottenham 8 months ago 3
"mooooooooommmmm, dinner is fighting again!!!!!!!!"
rfranquinho 9 months ago
if i had a dime for every pixel in this video i would have a dime.
DaHomieC 9 months ago 27
They are half dead..
tykiller444 9 months ago
stink.......... lobster cant ever breathe
rodney007OG 9 months ago
If I had a dollar for every pixel in this video... I would have a dollar.
TheFinlandnator 10 months ago
THAT VIDEO FUCKIN SUCKS. YOU FUCKING FAIL FAGGOT.
trollingtheweb 10 months ago
Great fucking job ruining an epic battle with a crappy camera. I shall hate you forever.
pedronied 10 months ago
It didn't quite work as planned, did it?
hacajaime 10 months ago
lulz at 0:04 the crab is like,"ok bro lets do this ok yeah flex a little"
Lobster."uh im not sure bro"
sonicdudeguy1 10 months ago
If could get one dollar for each pixel on this video, I would have one dollar.
pedronied 10 months ago 120
@pedronied I chuckled lol
Obsidian1392 10 months ago
@pedronied nice spamming peoples comments
ninjapig209 10 months ago
@pedronied
if i could get 1 dollar for every bit of the originality of your comment
Proudtobefilipino033 6 months ago
@Proudtobefilipino033 you would get what?
20ZZ20 6 months ago
@pedronied Come on, the youtube play button has more than one pixel.
rab236 5 months ago
@pedronied if i had a dollar for every pixel this video had i would have a nickle
oDAoBOMBo 5 months ago
Mr. crabs vs Larry O.o
TheBMAN541 11 months ago
A 5.0 Kilopixel Camera
sirgalahad777 11 months ago 4
This was so fuckin great! Like a episode of Dragonball Z
minimushrom 11 months ago
Did you shoot it on a calculator?
SeregaCh 11 months ago 6
This has been flagged as spam show
weak you stupid ass shit head FUCK!
Mr0072001 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
weak you stupid ass shit head
Mr0072001 1 year ago
whers the blood!?
doomham100 1 year ago
If you called it Megacrab versus Lobsteragon, you could sell it to the SyFy network.
dirk275 1 year ago 3
FILMED AND EDITED WITH A CALCULATOR!
bazengao 1 year ago 3
@bazengao lmfao!
JustinAugusts 1 year ago
Looks like they were just talking and then you rudely shove the crab
UltimoUzi 1 year ago