Let's Read about Survival Kids

[fireluigi12]

i like how you pronounced the ???.

"There's Soft Mush. Take, hmm?, eat."

[BlueTravesty]

*slow clap*

[SHUUNNNNN]

I love this forever.

[klman4]

3:42 - 4:01

[Dasyati]

DEAR GOD you're the voice from the GoAnimate videos aren't you?

[Sn3r7]

...Womb equals bracket? This explains everything.

[annointedblade]

Diabeetus sounds kinda like a schizophrenic Christopher Walken in this...

[kaitengiri]

Oh my god, I actually saw the original LP of this. It's amazing how you guys make it tolerable. But not by much. . .

[xurin77]

Either there was a lot of editing put into Diabetus' narrating, or he's a voice acting genius. But probably both.

[teyoru]

there's a stick stick got the stick

[MightyLaharl]

this is genius

[DStecks]

Diabetus IS Nicolas Cage

[UberMan5000]

One man.

One GBC emulator.

One copy of Windows Movie Maker.

No microphone.

One mission...

SURVIVE.

And explain everything that's happening in tedious, hard-to-read captions.

[r0bz0rly]

this is brilliant. i love how you just cut out instead of finishing the sentence.

[patyos2]

This game vis fun but HArd !!!

[SandvichDAT]

I didnt really give a damn if they were poking fun at a retard, because i dont have standards.

[kaz3kag3gaara]

I like this video because I can thumb up both the positive and negative comments.

[Goldenblade14]

Oh my...I thought the narration matching the subtitles was the actual video.

[stinklesnapz]

STICK! YAAYYYYYYYYYY

[Homerrigsbee1]

He sounds like Jeffery Dallas...

[Mickcol]

is this just how that guy talks normally or is he trying to be funny?

[TheLonelyWolf1000]

What the HELL am I watching?! 

[TheSteakJustice]

woom equals bracket

[GDorofu]

I am so glad that Windows Movie Maker exists.

[lalalei2001]

The only legitimately funny thing in the text was *poke poke poke* :IT'S ALIIIIIIIVE!"

[AdventEdge]

@lalalei2001

Not really.

[Tcj333]

I feel he's reading his commentary off a powerpoint

[evrbody]

I'M ON A ISLAND! I'M ON A ISLAND YAAAAAYYY

[Pooky1991]

Ome of my favorites:D

[CerberusGX]

That voice reminds me of Robot Chicken's Lindsay Lohan. xD

[ChiptheBlackMage]

Truly, this man is the greatest wordsmith of our time.

[Dizzoman]

The boat sank SWTOR style

[TehNoun]

The mix between the stoic voice he uses for game messages and the dumbass voice he uses for the subtitles makes this even more hilarious than it would have been if he'd just done the second voice/

[NoiseBoomer]

I've never heard Sloth try to do a let's play before.

[piplupsingularity]

scra-pee-ing

[ThaSwitcherTayTay]

Seriously who does this? I've never seen a let's play where the LPer used text commentary.

[TheJinxrr]

@ThaSwitcherTayTay Really? You've never been to SA then, or the LP Archives. There are plenty of great subtitled VLPs.

[Gr4veM1nd]

@ThaSwitcherTayTay There actually do exist some good LP's which actually have subtitled commentary. I'm serious! Check out lparchive . org and see for yourself.

[PKrockin]

This LP is a complete disaster, but the game is actually one of the GBC's overlooked gems. Hopefully it makes it to the 3DS Virtual Console at some point.

[caboose218]

@PKrockin It's sad because this is probably my favorite GBC game, but this is the one LP we have of it.

[hildegain]

@caboose218 Quick search of "let's play survival kids" shows a few others that actually have commentary.

[JabuMesali]

best let's play ever, better than any other Lp I've watched (Seriously)

[AxAie]

lol this = awesome.

[RadonX9]

Diabetus sounds like Marcus from Mega64...

[paranoidude]

Those Tags.

[Fuzy2K]

Welcome to "Derzival Kids"?!

[theFightingFan]

At first, I was appalled that any of the RPers would attack a mentally handicapped person's work, then I realized it was our ol' pal Diabeetus. And I was happy.

[TheCoincidence]

Love it how Diabetus sounds so blunt

[mudkiprules4]

STICK YYYYAAAAYYYYY

theres a stick. Take the stick. Nothing I can put it in. Must leave it.

[ToServeArmadillo]

A big wave suddenlyOH EM GEEE

[Esupanitix]

ORIONXIII

GET A FUCKING MICROPHONE

OR AT LEAST SOMETHING BETTER THAN FUCKING MOVIE MAKER

[tentril]

No matter how many Retsupurae videos I watch I always come back to this. Diabeetus does the best dumb guy voice, and its more than enough to be hilarious without any jokes. I commend you good sir.

[BrickDangerface]

The menu narration is what murders me every time

[gamerblood]

He didn't know how to change the text color in windo... are you fucking serious?

Awesome video btw.

[NamoNakamura]

Diabetus' calm soothing voice juxtaposed with his retard voice just makes this video great.

[Ygdrasel]

...WHY the text...THE GAME ALREADY TELLS US THESE THINGS

[RatherWatchThem]

...

Well, the game looks a little finteresting to play. Fuck the LP, though. He's the reason why WMM needs a $1 price tag: so the only people willing to get it are pirates.

[grottypissedstained]

I love it when Diabetus says "Hmm?"

[WinnerTakeAllBLAGOPS]

STICK. YAAAAAAAAAY.

[KamikaziNinjaStriker]

I laughed so hard I got a migraine

[RetsumeJN]

Okay, I want this voice-over for everything. During the dark knight, the Joker is terrorizing the streets with his gun-toting henchmen. He laughs maniacally as he rips other cars to shreds, putting fear in the hearts of many THEN BATMAN COMES IN ON A EAR SCRAPEING MOTORCYCLE EQUALS DEE!!!!!!

[2Wolfheartwarrior]

why do i feel like this is something that...you know wat nevermind

[Fithador]

Just a sand d

[Euron131]

..... No. Couldn't sit through the whole thing. This pained me too much.

[ek180]

There's a tree bark tree bark got the tree bark

[TonysTactics]

This is worse than LtMkilla's videos...

[LtMkilla]

I'm fucking dying here.

[Gelinuts21]

@LtMkilla I read your Tweet and came here lol

[quinnjdq]

@LtMkilla As did i :3

[Heav4019]

@LtMkilla i just signed up for twitter and i already think its stalker as shit

[Remotei]

Diabetus you are a fucking genious

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

STICK YAY

[momoandmiz]

Is Diabetus voicing this entire thing?

[PEZhead5432109876]

Few people know that all internet trolls are cursed with this voice.

[sakatobi]

I feel so wrong laughing at this guy...

[TheStickFigureMaster]

Only you can prevent ear-scrape.

[Wolfcat22]

Diabetus sounds like Squall to me...

[MidnightMidna]

EAR SCRA-PEEING TIME.

[steveharley0345]

DigDigGotEverythi-GotTheMatche­sGotTheRadioGotThe-

ITAM GEEET!!!!

[EponymousKid]

It's like this guy just wanted to do a screenshot LP, or something, but couldn't quite figure out how.

[42guide42]

I love how the guy posted a text summary of the story that was longer than the game's story text. Seriously, why do that when you can just read the cutscene?

[OriginalLemming]

EAR SCRAPE EING TIME!

[EATshitanddrinkbleac]

da boat goez down TITANIC STYLE!!!!!

[popsodarootbeers]

Tee minus tee!

[Wanderer2266]

give sloth a Baby Ruth so he'll shut the fuck up already

[psycotigerman]

Okay this kid made one huge flaw other then actually making this video. Putting that blinding white text over the game

[poopskinTheLiar]

I wish my dad's name was Adventurous Dad.

[thepacbandit]

wow its like if Brak did a Let's Play

[pissingeverywhere]

This can't be real.

[ElboNoodel]

Hahahaahaha holy shit this was one of my favorites.

[mrplow321]

I love the quiet "fuck" right at the end

[CheezeFox]

How the hell do you not know how to change text colour on Windows Movie Maker?

[RayLedgend]

"Fuck." My thoughts exactly =P Great video =P

[Mysterypea]

Diabetus just cracks me up no matter what.

[NintendoAddictNAD]

and then... EAR SCRAPEING TIME

[EstidelL]

I'm expected to believe that this guy just took out a full size cruise ship with him and his soon as the entire crew?

[bobafettlvl]

@MoonshadowCaz >receive generic dissenting comment about thumbs up

[TonyBranston]

@MoonshadowCaz nice.

[Seth2378]

Every thing inside

Got the Knife...

Got the Radio...

ITEM GET!!!!!!

[chosentonessournotes]

Honest to God, my favorite part is the ending where you hear Diabeetus shuffle some papers and go, "...Fuck." Hilarious.

[shovethissite]

There's a stick. . . Nothing I can put it in.

Nothing more to say.

[MyassWins]

You made me want to try this game.

[TheBilly]

I wish you would come over to my house, stand behind me, and narrate every game I play.

[MegerMayun1]

I like this video colon d.

[EmperorZ19]

I love how the text is too fast for the voice-over to keep up.

"Some other foods will ahve this eff-uh... st... uhh..."

[TheRetroman]

Anyone else notice that Diabetus starts to sound more and more like Nicolas Cage as the video progresses?

[Headbanger142]

You know, I know Diabetus for his dry voice, but I think this is what happens when you give him too much energy drink!

[nitemaricv2]

the sfx are actualy good

[danbri28]

I tried watching the second video in this LP the same way this one was translated.

It was made infinitely entertaining.

[Hyparbeem526]

Retsupurae truly is the very god of Youube.

[xThunderxWolfx]

Best LP ever.

[ToonyMan93]

Heh, look at the tags.

[LegendarySock]

I don't know how you make those voices, but damn, don't ever stop.

[mattmattmattm]

Stick yay!!!!........theres a stick

[PuppetMasterIX]

"GottheknifeGottheradioGotthem­a-- ITAM GET!!"

[rahrahrahrahrahrahra]

The serious voice sounds pissed off. Also, "EAR SCRAPEING TIME!!!!!!"

[sleepingtrinity]

diabetus sounds like he's doing an impression of brecken meyer pretending to be a retard.

[sora8711]

The guy LPing this game is the most annoying person I have ever heard.

[SenseiLeRoof]

Yay, it's ear scra-peeing time!

[SenseiLeRoof]

Gee, it's nice that he subtitles the intro animation for those who can't r...

Wait a minute... *mind explodes*

[lalalei2001]

"A big wave suddenly OH EM GEE!"

I'll never get tired of that. XD

[animerox1341]

This actually looks like it's a pretty fun game. Not a fun LP but at least the game itself could be enjoyable.

I feel like I'm in an odd position here. I have a retard to thank for goading some guys into making fun of him to expose me to what might be a game I'd like to play.

[VaderGaming]

STICK yyeeearrrrrahhhyyyy >:D

[Darwinialives4eva]

D colon less than sign

[theHunter883]

XDDDDDDD yeah its fine 

[thedarkroadtoheaven]

I went to the original video, and the owner actually thought this was funny. Give him a point for not getting mad, as some other people does.

[90sHeroMAXD]

@thedarkroadtoheaven

thank god someone with an open sense of humor.

[SenshiMizaka]

Slowbeef, or whoever is reading the subtitles sounds an awful lot like Brak from Space Ghost: Coast To Coast. 

[Icerama108]

@SenshiMizaka Diabetus.

[teyoru]

@Icerama108 no goddammit slowbeef is the retard diabetus is the emotionally stunted one

[causedthefire]

the gbc was good a making wave sounds.

[zeeroj]

More like this pureezu

[LessthanJake14]

Love the subtle "..fuck!" at the end.

You're a genius, Diabetus.

[AdudenamedKemp]

@LessthanJake14 Psh, way to ruin the best joke.

[Lillyaz123]

THis is lame, the guy is lame, this whole thing is retarded.

Well, I'd play the game though.

[Zenku390]

It's a stick...SCORE!nothing to put it in...huh...GOD DAMNIT NOW I LOST MY DADI'M BLOATED AND I CAN'T KEEP A STICK WHAT KNID OF WORLD IS THIS.... These voices are just too damn funny

[Unclevertitle]

*Gasp* SUPRISE STICK!!!

[Reyson129]

"I could use it if I- knife."

[bullfish]

I wonder.. IIII WONDURRRR!

[lalalei2001]

One clear da--OKAY the story of Survival Lids goes like this!'

[DrMarilynFan]

Let's Read about Survival Kids narrated by Chris "Corky" Burke.

[typomanbros]

This is kinda like "The Cay" but if it was a video game.

[crazygeek777]

HE DID IT!!

[druidofdark]

Good job!

[sophiemichele]

I genuinely thought that was somebody else's voice at the beginning. Holy shit Diabetus you rock

[SaintsInHell24]

SCORE!!!!!

[glmathgrant]

It took me a while to figure out that none of the audio commentary was part of the original video, but was added to make fun of how annoying the WMM text commentary is. I loved how Slowbeef switched between the exaggerated annoying voice for reading the WMM text and a completely normal voice for actual game text. XD

Clever, clever, clever, clever.

[DestroX71689]

you sound like a deaf peewee herman

[crazygeek777]

SUPRIIIZ STIIICK!!!

[Pooky1991]

WTH! I love hearing you guys make fun of and review crappy LP's it lets me know which ones to watch and witch ones to avoid like the plague. LMAO

[Harsgalt711]

"DUH BOAT GOES DOWN TITANIC STYLE" that made my day.

[dMITIC]

hurr durr, that sounds retard

[Teeg32]

ecks dee ecks dee ell oh ell

[tehDman]

Woom equals bracket.

[neonyoshiegg1408]

A big wave suddenly OH EM GEE

[Materant]

My ears are bleeding. Who the hell let this kid near a mic?

[TonyBranston]

No one let the original creator near a mike...for better or worse.

[Andronover611121]

lol 666 ratings

[xCrimsonRiot]

stick stick stick

[CrazyKirlia]

Well, he did get a mic...maybe after seeing this.

[jefmajor]

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Anywhere. Ever.

[Metripleone]

'One clear dOKAY, THE STORY OF SURVIVAL KIDS GOES LIKE THIS'

[TonyBranston]

Who is D. Colin Lessdansign?

[SenseiLeRoof]

I simply must download Wmm Equals Bracket...

[LexLight1]

It comes with Windows XP and Windows Vista pre-installed =]. xD

[SenseiLeRoof]

O NOES! O_O

[p3ngu1n48]

this guy cant be serious

HE CANT