Crazy Japan Commercial Ad: Crazy Dog Commercial Ad

[NayuAir]

Good luck sleeping tonight, kids. 

[WeAreUnidentified]

This very video makes me cum out my testicles and slice them in half then eat them. Delicious

[Kpoprock77]

Weird

[CpsLock3]

Why did you date me? Because the big scary dancing dogs told me to.

[stupdido8376]

なんですけ？？？？

[TheFlyingCheeseMan]

this is fucking amazing at 2x speed

[juanito17chilapo]

No mames que miedoo!!!

[OmnomZombiesRawr]

Definitely Pedo-Dog

[kmwejt9897]

I want this dog!

[mymischeif1]

I am so scared by this dog! No, really!

[darkestnights77]

Sweet dreams kids :D

[Mr300Jason]

Weird.

[tordlover101808]

Kid: O.O WTF?!

[sergiothebeast300]

PEDO-DOG D:

[fisken593]

im 12 and wat is this

[666Polo777]

I know a lot of people are joking when commenting on this, but I am seriously scared shitless by that dog. I am fucking terrified.

[UltraGrunt79]

i just wasted 30 seconds of my life + this comment

[kovadaddy]

freaking hilarious

[guitargirl1222]

did anyone notice when the dog was doing a handstand the face was taped on.

[ndi1998]

@guitargirl1222 and had the tail at its taped faces back.

[pussyenergydrink]

thumbs up if you heard at the start it saying to the japanese kid cum for me cum for ma pan tree

[emalinejones]

i love that in the 14 second mark it appears they have just attached a piece of paper with his face drawn on as his face.

[MissMae30]

Stuff of nightmares

[CanadienDeMontreal64]

I find this video very easy to masturbate to.

[carajosoad36]

consome, consome, consome panchiii

jajajaja

[AnimePie123]

The boy was heartbroken but then the dog tells him about chips and yay, he is happy.

[AssduckTheScientist]

konsome, konsome, konsome panchiiiiiii!

[NINJAinTIGHTS]

...why?

[vinismts1]

0:13 E. HONDA street fighter

[Sonofsonic01]

W......T........F

[pauloemiliano11]

Oh well, I wasnt planning to go to sleep anyways.

[JonathanHallShow]

I don't think I'll be going anywhere near Japan after this...

[ForReal261]

DA FUCK??? WHERE DID I...HOW DID I...HOW DID I GET HERE!?!

[mccorny2007]

0:14 scare the crap out of me....

[transformuable]

0:10 How much you wanna bet the sign says "Why so serious?"

[OTOBIOISOCUTEO]

HELL YEAH COPOPACHI!!!!!

[TheMonika1357]

Ok. I think kid comes home heartbroken. "Hellz yeah, this is my chance to actually bond with him and, as an after effect, hopefully not get eated by the household!" So he is trying to win his affection, but to no avail. he would rather hang with girls. "Oh sh!%..... why???" on the black frame part. He then eats the chips, in the classic japanese pocky style, as comfort food. Little does he know this is just the boys ploy to get him fatter for next monday's dinner, "Kung Pow Puppy."

[Six8ten]

@TheMonika1357 Except that this is a Japanese commercial, and they don't eat dog in Japan.

[pingugrimes]

what the fuck is this.

[claystar9valor]

The dog shows the kid his junk then the kid goes to s girl with a heart above his head. -___-

[cyberNL]

that thing scares the crap out of me ='[

[mohgoku]

Hiroshima was really a disaster ..

[ItsJustARide314]

@mohgoku ahahahaha holy shit, that one got me... damn lol

[xxxdevil99]

the fuck did i saw



[MissxTika]

What did I just watch?

[seanleonard5]

I'm scared

[Raltsman]

???_??? I don't even?

[elcesar999]

I keep watching it. I cant stop

[MegaMalu69]

Q loco esta el comer!!! De cual se fuman? XDDD

[SyrenaStarr]

When I visit japan I'm not watching tv

[NJADoherty]

I have ever imagined that if this crazy dog was Odie ROFLMAO

[metkic94]

I never thought radiation can efect people so badly...

Soon iraq , afg and all against usa are going to be retarded like this comercial..

[MrHentaisuperstar]

0:22 NO! STAY AWAY! STAY AWAY!

[Hansimanis]

its the pedo-dog

[KaruroNoSekai]

I want that freakin dog Dx

[MTDavies95]

i first thought that two guys kissing in a park was the gayest thing i ever seen until i watched this video

[myzteryhellz]

In spanish that means chicken Soup :D

[XKHA0Z]

okay, what the eff.

[ilovethelordcb]

Why did I just watch that? rolf

[calacala1]

so fucking creepy...

[Gamalahalaff]

wtf japan

srsly

[TheBloodNight1]

know know folks its not the end of the world till a dog dances and dose random stuff......... wait never mind you can start running know >.>

[patricialao]

Consumen consumen, consumen PANJEE! =))))) lol

[royky2]

press 2-consome

press 3-consome

press 4-consome

press 7-consome

wtf japan

[Dyingbreed1990]

Holy crap, so I've watched this video many times, and only just realized the dog looks a lot like a luck dragon.

[TheFourStringBassist]

look at 0:19 ummmm aperently giant killer radioactive dogs gets you chicks......i guess

[iIluminous]

Where can I get a dog like that?

[vip2b3]

I'm gonna have nightmares now:(:(:(

[shodanxx]

this is terrifying

[StatueOfDumbledore]

Omg now i understand the

meaning of life!

[FemmeNevrotique]

No this is premise of the commercial: The little boy is sad and brokenhearted, hence the thought bubble. So the dog, and the creepy looking doll are telling him get Panchi, and the dog is dancing, encourages the kid to buy it so when does buy it, he gets the girl back, and now his heart is whole, again.

[GRIMLOCK84]

WTF JAPAN

[earthelement949]

I understand the ear thing and the vauge plot of the ad but wtf is up with the burlesque dance and doll head?!

[TheMakingMoneyGirl]

interesting, follow me on twitter and ill follow you back @twitgeekheather

[mitchacus]

Kill it with fire.

[themagsar227]

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

[that1guyification]

??????????????????????????????­??

[RcMichi]

Im sorry for the double post

[0hN0y0ud1dnt]

can someone japanese please explain?

[RcMichi]

This is the Best advertisment ive Ever seen

Yes math is terrible.

Look at the Part where the Dog is Standing on His hands the face is a piece of paper with a dog face on it and over the real face are Pants.

Wow what cool Special Effects.

I think the face is in the false right

[TheInsane1997]

the dog looks like freddy krueger in discise

[xBatmando]

Meth is one hell of a drug.

[DiablosVaquero]

So I get the kid being heart broken since even at that age we all want loving >.>

But the creepy doll? The dog doing some Pedo dance? and then when the kid finds anew crush the dog goes for some shrimp chips that seem to have a Viagra effect? My mind! This is worse then the time I went to a Pink Floyd laser light show, and hit the taco bell with a vengeance! This made no sense! D:<

[ScraPp1CocO]

0:14 woouw that looks soo real.

especially that picture on his crotch

[taylorloverr1]

okay... wat just happend i sall a dog dancing what the poop?

[ShironTheWindragon]

P-Pedodog?

[raullandable]

wtf....WTF....WHAT THA FUCK!!

[BackpackingNepal]

what's this has to do with that one of the worst Hollywood movie inception....do you know that this joyful dog can jump higher than those buildings in that stupid CGI movies...?....if you don't then...imagine this dog hugging you every morning..

[SeraphisCain]

INCEPTION

[Kexorful]

Konsome Panchi for the heartbroken?

[YoJoeDizzle]

I don't want a dog anymore...

[Sarickkk]

konsome konsom konsome panchi konchigaraju konsome panchi uma sa la kit tir konsome panchi

[rdhammers2]

I am insane now

[shantisatellite]

NIGHTMARES.

[davethehostage]

This video singlehandedly proves to the rest of the world that Japan is still the #1 exporter of batshit insanity.

[KiwiTomCrawford]

at 0:16 the dogs face is just cardboard

[TheSphinxNL]

Nightmare fuel right here

[Teesdale007]

WTH was that!?!

[RouserTheRebel]

0:13

What.the.fuck

[Quileif]

Consomé, consomé, consomé paaaanchi

Ponchi yanaio consome panchi

imasagakiti ine consomé panchi

consomé, consomé, consomé panchi

...(musiquita)

consome, consome, consome panchiiiiiiiii

panchiribinki consome paaanchiiii

[MrKiryu666]

0:14 = SUMO DOG LOL HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

WTH ?

[BJVIWIN]

The next day the Japanese girl is found dead and the boy is gone missing

[cutestyle21]

0:15 fake handstand. you can clearly tell that the person has shorts over their head

[skylerruin]

@cutestyle21 and a tail coming out of there throat.

[tubehiki]

watchout for the pedodog

[qwertqwe]

In case you didn't know, this company, as strange as this is, makes great shrimp snacks.

[skylerruin]

@qwertqwe shrimp snacks for dogs !

[BionicleHoracio]

lol

[fontain77]

Hey, NOW I GET...

Wait... No...

[namy24]

Que es estoooooooooooooo???? Un perro pervertido que baila sensualmente..... horror!

[TFWC88]

@namy24 translation: "A pervert dog dancing sensually? oh the horror!"

[lauren8kristine]

i dont get it

[IIBrutalGrinderII]

ooookkkk.....

[sorrow4125]

what the hell is that pedo bear in like a dog outfit

[Donkeygerl]

OMG why is my dog not like that

i'll get a lot of money if i film it and later post it on youtube......

hey wait a sec...

[KokoroYuge]

0:14 WTF??!

[CreAnimal]

? Whuuut

[AustroSlav]

did i just get pregnet???

[kenicius]

wtf man xDDDD

[RockpunkDiva12]

O_o I'm going to have some freakin creepy nightmares of that dog now tonight....

[TheBronxShogun]

Our nukes are finally taking effect.

[MikeMikeNana]

0:20 SCARY DOGGY!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!

[oogieboogieman2709]

O.o o.O I'm gonna have nightmares

[SirValorUltima]

im scared

[ty2b911]

tell you the truth they should make a show on the dogman thing

[0TheNewFascistParty0]

This is proof the Japanese want revenge for Hiroshima

[staypuftlova]

@0TheNewFascistParty0 i wonder if they make these commercials because of the shell shock they got from the nukes.............. in that case ITS ALL YOUR FAULT AMERICA!

[0TheNewFascistParty0]

@staypuftlova I am going to have to disagree on you with that one, 1. If we did not drop the bomb on Nagasaki, then the Japanese would have kept fighting thus possibly resulting in more Japanese deaths (along with American) and 2. We told the Japanese that if they did not surrender we were going to drop the bomb, they saw what happened but didn't surrender and 3. The world saw the devastating power of the atomic bomb, so we showed the world what it needs to be careful of and aim to rid of

[vehlajatt22]

it's hard to believe my camera, car, calculator , batteries, pencils, phone, and clock all come from this country

oh well!

[werewolfsrule1000]

O_O i think that dog is from hell

[wshgrove08]

i have been singing this song all day! ITS STUCK IN MY HEAD!!!!!!AHH!

[xxJustJonascestxx]

This dog scares the crap out of me.

[marnell504]

...wtf

[xDeprivedxArtistsx]

WTF

[anglaise992]

japanese people are so random... i love them!

[Ninocka30]

Stop the presses! This video will stop the 2012 apocalipse!

[olivierlar]

@Ninocka30 You're wrong. In fact it will cause 2012. When it will gain in popularity, people will succumb to pure madness, thus, beginning armaggedon. FEAR THE DOG!!!

[Ninocka30]

@olivierlar Oh. Ok.

[fytspike]

3 people dont know wtf is consome

[mysteryk1234]

The dog was trying to cheer the kid up, but he couldn't. Suddenly a girl comes and the kid is cheered up. The dog gets sad because the girl could cheer the kid up so easily and the dog couldn't. So the dog had a snack and now his cheered up. This ad was promoting the snack...

[ACDCBroly2010]

@mysteryk1234 thank you someone that knows what its about!

[xzpow12]

What is this I don't even...

[boypirata1990]

Who? What? Huh? Where? How? Why?

[arab90210]

2 people dont like chubakas standing on their hands while eating chips

[Fflloowwful]

@arab90210

chewbacca, dumbass

[jmoon83392]

what in the name of all that is holy!!!

[YuriOneesama]

Um, this is artistic actally. Sorta cute too. lol

[drplbiftin]

wtf Japan? Seriously....

[Dredgion]

crazy scary shit XD

[MrSmileyHasABigDong]

this is what you get after two atomic bombs

[erbili]

im 12 and what is this

[smiley8120]

@erbili I'm 14 and I don't understand it either...

[pooage4]

o:15 whats wrapped around his belly is it his tail

[781454]

lol the dog is pedobear disguised lololol

[fil0jay]

WTF!

[ubernoobly]

man every carzy carp like this comes from japan

[wederchen]

omg what has the heroshima bomb done to the Japanese?!

[pippy787]

0:06 PEDO DOG!!!

[Spacewarrior1]

OMG A TALKING CAT

[Stewiegriffinist]

Towards the end: I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!!!

[Balisong72]

WTF^2

[lulz81]

that was very wierd



[sustowarrior]

Malditos japoneses, mal consigo ler seus movimentos

[houkou1]

Is it ok if i have nightmares now?

[BabuinoMan]

yes, veeery scary.

[onionfusion]

what a fucking abomination

[mcug00]

WTFx10