Deus Ex - "I wanted orange! It gave me lemon-lime..."

[SteelFyire]

I never asked for Lemon-Lime.

[Sentinelord]

My vision is augmented.

[SerbiaMaNiAC]

7 people's hands have slipped.

[darkempro]

7 people wanted lemon lime

[SandCastor]

During the D-Project dialogue at the end of Human Revolution, they forgot to tack on this bit:

Megan: I'm looking forward to seeing the progress, Mr Page.

Page: Doctor Reed, please call me Bob...

Let's go check out the project. I'll buy you a soda on the way.

Megan: Do you have orange?

Page: Sorry, I only like lemon-lime, so that's all we stock in our machine.

[ThePolartop]

this honestly happend at the library, i wanted orange gatorade and i DID press the right button, i even did it again because i rememberd this game. Long story short the library will become unatco.

[ThePetosiris]

In a world of darkness, where vending machines only dispense lemon lime, and you can't even trust the staff of your building...

One man makes a stand...

DEUS EX: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO.

Coming out December 2012.

[LiquidPhoenix34]

The machine gives Adam Jensen lemon-lime.

"I never asked for this"

Then JC Denton says "What a shame"

[lyricsfromsweden]

*later*

I spill my drink!

[LegionN07]

He wanted orange the world gave him lemon lime so he killed them all

The man the myth the legend Gunther

[6CTCEL]

you know what's funny they make this out to be Gunther being paranoid but in invisible war you can find out that their WAS a conspiracy with the maintenance guys.

[AndyRaslan]

Are you sure you pressed the right button?

I do not make mistakes of that kind.

Your hand might have slipped.

I never asked for this.

[StargateMunky]

irony a game mocking the idea of conspiracy yet manages to setup a global conspiracy between multiple factions...

[TheloniusMaximus]

Gunther attempting to get oragne soda from vending machine:

Anna NaVarra: Are you sure you pressed the right button?

Gunther: I do not make mistakes of zat kind.

[RATPT0I]

@TheloniusMaximus

Anna: So think the staff has some kind of plot?

Gunther: Yes zey do it on poo-puse!

[TheloniusMaximus]

Gunther in math class:

Professor: Did you make sure to factor your function before cancelling in the numerator?

Gunther: I do not make mistakes of zat kind.

[TheloniusMaximus]

Gunther at McDonalds:

Customer: Hey man, you didn't give me any pickles on my double quarter pounder.

Gunther: I do not make mistakes of zat kind.

[TheloniusMaximus]

Gunther being briefed by Manderly:

Manderly: So when you threw the NSF terrorist, did his mangled corpse fly into that elementary school?

Gunther: I do not make mistakes of zat kind.

[TheloniusMaximus]

Gunther in bed with hooker:

Hooker: Premature?

Gunther: I do not make mistakes of zat kind.

[perenoir]

-I wanted orange! it gave me lemon lime

-What a shame...

[Vetauciont]

He never asked for lemon-lime

[Android2137]

Well, Gunther, only one thing for it. Pick up the vending machine and throw it at the maintenance man!

[niteshmurti]

i wonder how gunther and anna and JCD would look with the DX:HR engine... someone should recreate this scene in the DX:HR engine

[OmegaWeaponX2]

@niteshmurti Hell, they should remake the whole game.

[niteshmurti]

@OmegaWeaponX2 yeah totally ^_^

[Vassalius]

*Checks Machine*

"Looks like this dates back to about 25 years ago. And these massive dents seem to indicate that somebody hurled this thing around the place. Not sure who did that or why."

[theGaminggrounds]

We got an very serious conspiracy theory on our hands here. We better destroy ALL bending machines just to be sure xD

[PetersonZF]

I never asked for this...

[MrNicktheparakeet]

Me: Lemon lime? i never asked for this. Staff/Workers: What a shame

[Arcingi]

The late Jeffrey Groteboer (died July 2003) was an early author with Mayhaven. He was a graduate of Central College in Pella, Iowa. He was fluent in several languages, and spent several years as a captain in the United States Navy. After a heart transplant, at the age of 34, he worked in the computer gaming industry, including Deus Ex (as the voice of Gunther Hermann). He also returned to writing, translation and publishing. Jeff died in July of 2003.

[JCDenton112788]

@Arcingi damn he died shit man >:(

[SuperUnMLG]

Wtf?!?!? I think I was playing mw2 domination today with u?!?! Da fuk?

[jcdenton100]

one of the things that makes deus ex a great game is that it has some humor to it, not like most other games that are made to be all serious

[880User088]

Arnold Schwarzenegger pops up : "PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN !!!"

[chizk]

Probably the best quote in the game.

[dasmas1000]

He never askedfor this

[valeriy1987]

So soda machine is THE Deux Ex Machine O_o

[VGSpikey]

@valeriy1987 How... how does that even make sense. Is it the Deus Ex machine? That would make little sense but still be the more probable answer. Or is the soda machine god out of a machine?

[QuadfishTym]

I really feel like some orange now.

[rjbonacolta]

The maintenance guy at my school actually DID THIS. Best. Maintenance Guy. Ever.

[JCDenton112788]

@rjbonacolta "Maintenance man" sounds good than "guy"

[KingBlue]

He didn't ask for this!



[ozerataoglu]

I guess he...

*puts on sunglasses*

...never asked for orange...

[Argonisgema]

@ozerataoglu YYEEAAHHHHHH DUN..... DUN DUN...DUNDUNDUNDUN......

[0mikr0n]

Whenever you mention Lemon Lime, it puts me on the defensive, boss.

[raptze]

Gunther shoudl have made a combustionable lemon-lime that would burn the staff's house down.

[SuperSmashDolls]

@raptze Wrong game...

[killerzombie123]

Ohhh- range

[dragonbaas]

when life gives you lemon-lime

[randomusername6]

I never asked for this.

If you want to make enemies, try to change my drink from orange to lemon-lime.

The maintenance man has more power than the government.

I don't even know which drink I want.

- YOU'LL NEVER DRINK IT!

- I'll never stop trying...

[RunnerLP]

Actually, the killphrase of Gunther is LapuTO machine, not LapuTAN. BIG difference.

[DannyEastes]

@RunnerLP actually its sticks and stones

[laharlxyz]

@DannyEastes Actually it is Laputan machine, I just played that part yesterday and that is the phrase Jaime gives you. JC just adds that sticks and stones bit at the end as a "Cool Guy One Liner ™".

[DannyEastes]

@laharlxyz ah, fair enough. I thought it was sticks and stones because he doesnt blow up as soon as you say laputin machine. but thanks for clearing that up

[Valkodu]

@RunnerLP JC Denton never says Laputo machine. The two phrases he says that are considered Gunther's killphrase are Laputan Machine or Sticks and Stones.

[KramerKontained94]

I'M GUNTHER JOHNSON!

[TehgiggleKing]

Poor Gunther. He never asked for this!

[NeoTStyle]

I wanted AUURHHH-ange.

[JohnMooreification]

@WeEatBrainz There needs to be a cheat in HR to turn all orange lighting lime coloured.

[DrPepper42yes]

@WeEatBrainz Also all the vending machines in Deus Ex HR are Lemon-Lime

[Intelus]

@WeEatBrainz

It seems more like yellow(ish) to me but, on the other hand, my vision is not augmented.

[TheArkTheArkTheArk]

@WeEatBrainz It's yellow, not orange. And it's symbolic. "Golden age of technology" and all that.

[Zaqco]

When life gives you lemon-lime, don't make lemonade. Make life take lemon-lime back and give you orange!

[Imatrollyay]

@Zaqco YOU ARE AMAZING!

[Arzaker]

@Zaqco MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT GAVE GHUNTHER HERMANN LEMONS

[RandomGuy1994]

- Are you sure you clicked the right game?

- I do not make mistakes of that kind.

- Your mouse might have slipped.

- No, I wanted Deus Ex. It gave me Counter-Strike.

- The Steam store would not make a mistake.

- It's Gabe Newell. He knows I like Deus Ex!

- So you're saying Valve has some kind of plot...

- YES THEY DID IT ON PURPOSE!

[niteshmurti]

@RandomGuy1994 dude! U R AWESOME!!!!

[Tyman305]

@RandomGuy1994 Fucking Beautiful

[WashingMachine0]

It gave me Lemon Lime, I never asked for this...

[ChrisBabaganoosh]

Gunther never got his orange... =(

[sidaharta]

if life gives you lemons, DON'T MAKE LEMONADE! MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?!?

[TerraZet]

@sidaharta I just sighed at how pathetic you sound. I bet you're that guy in the friend group that tags along and nobody likes shouting this shit. Goddamn.

[EccentricWolven23]

@TerraZet

And you're probably the bottom-feeding acne-ridden teenager who thinks he's cool and acts like a dick to other people in the vain hope that it'll boost his own status.

[TerraZet]

@EccentricWolven23 I don't think, I already know I'm cool and my status doesn't need boosting. It's high enough as it is. Keep being jealous brah, I get way more girls than you ever will. Owned, faggot.

[EccentricWolven23]

@TerraZet

They see you trolling, they laughing at how obvious you are. If you think simple 'lol i cool r than u angry mad brah??1" will piss anyone off any more, it just goes to show further that you're a no-lifer. Go get your Clearasil treatment, pizza-face. Oh, and a diet while you're at it.

[sidaharta]

@TerraZet woah what are you,a moron or something? wonder how much justin beaver brainwash takes to breed a thing such as yourself. stop browsing 4chan already, get out of your fucking mom's basement and go make some emo girlfriends you inbred piece of shit

[dfghj241]

i've never asked for this.... i wanted orrange...

[TheBlitMaster]

you know this reminds me of the phrase I always like to go by "when life gives you lemon-limes make Mountain Dew".

[M00shu]

"I never asked for this."

[TomSFox]

I like how you shake your head at the end.

[Wharwulif]

Once we reach the year 2052,the year deus ex takes place in,we must all drink Orange in the memory of gunther,and we will all be angry at lemon lime =P

[asdasd439]

What a shame.

[Smallenface]

its the maintenance man, he knows i like AUUURANGE.

[JCDenton112788]

I tried to knock Gunther unconscious rather than killing him.I wanted to check his loot.

Guess what i find out?

1.Assault Rifle ammo.

2.Flamethrower

3.Knife

Lame isnt it?My face was like "Shit, i wasted my time"(>_<)

[DatWittyName]

I Vanted Ahrange.

[boriska808]

Adam Jensen:"Ive never asked for this...."

[Omegaman40]

That silly laputan machine

[InAUGral]

Love that moment



[briani4735263]

Deus Ex: The story of one mechanically-augmented man and his love affair with orange soda.

[NeoTStyle]

orensch

[Dontusehaxfax101]

When the vending machine gives you lemons, don't ju- yeah, we get the idea

[Procredonioliostarca]

I dont want your goddamn lemons I'll ask Versalife to make a combustible powered by lemons so I can burn UNATCO down.

[DemonPazuzu666]

@Procredonioliostarca

WITH THE LEMONS!

[Iwillgetyou2]

I wanted freedom . It gave me NAZI SURVEILLANCE STATE .

[MogManDog]

Conspiracies! Conspiracies everywhere!

[crumplepoint]

I had never played/heard of this game before but find these cinematics very funny and am going through them all anyway :P

[t0r4g0wn4g3]

@crumplepoint Deus Ex is an amazing game you should try it.

[exmortis]

@crumplepoint Greatest RPG/FPS ever made. Expect it to be quite dated by now, though, if you're thinking about playing. It's still great however.

Deus Ex: Human Revolution is coming out in August, and it looks excellent.

[TankCommander451]

5 people pressed the like button but disliked instead.

[Plausiblesarge]

for the people who are too lazy to play that POS of a sequel, the maintenance man DID have some kind of plot

[TankCommander451]

@Plausiblesarge There's a maintenance guy in DE:IW?

[murdock283]

Lol, I love the shaking of the head at the end, like "Poor Gunther. He just wanted his Orange Soda."

[RiNSpy]

I wanted Orange, but it gave me a bomb.

[Razgriz4]

@RiNSpy A BOMB!

[TankCommander451]

@Razgriz4 A bomb.

[britboyal]

what a shame...

[paulalex19]

Hah. I love how in the sequel, a bum says "Someone here must have really liked lemon-lime soda."

[SirSabin]

Many crowbars we call 'murder of crowbars.' Always have one for kombat. Ha.

[juacal]

Gunther: Nau if yu excuze me, ai will uze my zkull-gun to blow off ze zoda mascheen zo that ai can git my orrrrrrrrange

*heavy automated fire* (the bullets pierced through all the orange cans)

Gunther: No! ai will not akzept a difeet! Laputan machine!

BOOM!

Denton: A bomb!

Anna: I cannot live without you, Gunther! Flatlander woman!

BOOM!

Denton: What a shame

[Koenstuurwold0]

@juacal The killphrase of Gunther was: Sticks and stone. Not Laputan machine

Still funny xD

[Zeriver]

@Koenstuurwold0

It was Laputan machine, u can google it if u want.

[anselatrik]

@juacal Wonderful!!!!!!!! xD

[JCDenton112788]

@juacal man i really hate to say but there was no need for saying Denton: A bomb! it kinda ruins the conversation.

[Moneor]

I've brought your Laputan machine, flatlander woman.

[Plausiblesarge]

I need help, I dont know how to take down gunther using less-than-lethal tactics (im playing a non lethal playthrough) and I did not get his killphrase (silly me) so I have no idea what to do

[mank1nd]

The fun part is that there WAS a plot...)

[chockn]

actualy the maintenance guy was switching the lemonade :) its uncovered later

[tomasino747]

this conversation, besides being funny, kind of sums up the game! 'the machine would not make a mistake', 'so you think there is some kind of plot?' these are basically the 2 central themes, a conspiracy and the question of what constitutes humanity once it has been augmented.

[LonestarHandee]

I was walking heerre

[CommanderDenton]

Anyone noticed the HUD color in this video has a LEMON LIME color? XD

[bman462]

what a rotten soda to get

[MrDammed1]

What a shame

[LushuxFGS]

In invisible war it was revealed that the maintenance man actually does have a plot against Gunther.

[tjmady]

LMAO!!

[jacobkosh]

You know what's funny about this - aside from the central joke - is that it actually illuminates something about both the characters in the conversation. Anna has total faith in the machine - "it would not make a mistake!" - while Gunther is paranoid and thinks everyone hates him. So a random conversation about trivia ends up telling you something about these two people without the game shoving it in your face. That's good writing.

[WarCollider]

@jacobkosh Now that I think about it, you're absolutely right. When I watched this the first time, I just laughed at the joke and thought nothing more about it. Now that I've played it and understand the characters more, I can see that what you said makes complete sense. Thanks for pointing it out.

[IronicusPaladin]

Can you actually kill gunther when he challenges you in shanty town in battery park, after you escape from pauls room in the 'ton hotel?

[Ghooostie]

@IronicusPaladin No, I tried. Doesn't appear to be possible.

[IronicusPaladin]

@Ghooostie Ahh right thanks man, tried for aaaages.. he's a fucker, german bastard!

[TheCanadianSoldier]

@IronicusPaladin Don't believe so, it's part of the story.

[WarusGumble]

@TheCanadianSoldier Indeed. I tried fighting him, both with cheats and without, and he's indestructible. You can kill the bots and the UNATCO troops after you exit the subway, but Gunther will blast the hell out of you with his Plasma Rifle or SKULL GUN. Whichever he uses :)

[SmrsinusCZ]

@TheCanadianSoldier he is invulnerable at that point.

[jadencore]

@IronicusPaladin There are two options, one of which is where you surrender, and the other where you go down guns blazing, with either option, you can't kill Gunther, and you wake up in the MJ12 stronghold.

[X4PP3D]

@IronicusPaladin

No, Gunther cannot be killed at that point. Curiously, it is possible to kill everything else and flee to the helicopter, but it won't take off because you're not really supposed to get that far. You are captured as part of the plot.

[Waladil]

@IronicusPaladin

If you ever read this, you can't. I used cheats once upon a time, and he took plenty of heavy weapons. I think the kill-cheat even failed, but it was a while ago.

[IronicusPaladin]

@Waladil Oh, schnap. thanks anyway, I still play this loads, and I even own fallout 3 :) Deus Ex <3

[Waladil]

@IronicusPaladin DX 4eva. Can't wait for March, 'cause Human Revolution looks like it's gonna be as good as #1.

[Bomtaker01]

@IronicusPaladin no i tried with cheats to find out lol the soldiers and bots you can but gunther is invincible

[Jack91Spartan]

@IronicusPaladin

no, impossible :P already tried...

[Jack91Spartan]

5 people haven't pressed the right button and got lemon-lime.

[Chayraz2]

@IronicusPaladin no you cannot kill gunther at that point, i GEPped him and he survives, he cannot have been able to withstand it.

GEP rockets do not make mistakes of that kind.

therefore he must have been unkillable.

[AleXStatiC]

@IronicusPaladin i killed him!!! but, a goddamn trooper killed me after that

[exmortis]

@AleXStatiC Nope. No, you didn't.

[AleXStatiC]

@exmortis i know, i tryed and tried and tried again... it was just impossible... maybe something explode and i thought i killed him, but it's just impossible

[deviantelegy]

@IronicusPaladin no. i really tried to force that part to extreme. got anna killed in a sec, but gunther is apparently immortal. i managed to get him fucking targeted and shot as an enemy by the sentry bots and the unatco soldiers. he fuckin killed them all then came in the metro and fucked my JC. i also tried to fuckin escape or shoot him while running, but the perimeter of the level is closed and you are limited to stay in the metro or right next the entrance of the metro. impossible.

[jordsoo1]

@IronicusPaladin Nope, I tried really hard to. And then I was suprised at how easy he died later lol.

[IDrawTheLines]

@IronicusPaladin Tried, couldn't.

[JCDenton112788]

@IronicusPaladin I already guessed it was a part of story.But i thought i should give it a shot again.I took every1 out except Gunther.Then i led him in subway station and escaped from ventilation shaft to the surface expecting i will receive any transmission from Jock but nothing happened.I cant even jump off those barricades.My all efforts was in vain but i had soo much fun :)

[suraj1408]

@IronicusPaladin surrender when you have the chance



[chieftainette]

LOL, I NEVER got tired of that little scene. What an awesome game.

[UNSCODST13]

what a shame...

[napalmwedding]

What a shame.

[FiR3StAlK3R]

What a shame

[nollix]

Invisible War was good, it just wasn't like Deus Ex 1.

[Incognito1986]

Wasn't it revealed in Deus Ex 2 that the maintenance people actually DID have plot against Hermann? They changed the sodas to screw with him.

[Krondelo]

@Incognito1986 Haha, that would be funny as hell.

[Figroliun]

I DO NOT MAKE MISTAKES OF ZAT KIND.

[DreadNought0255]

The funny thing is, Gunther was right! IN DX:IW, you find out that one of the janitors DID mess with the machine so it gave lemon lime.

[AbuseTeamRobot]

@DreadNought0255 Possibly the only great thing that came out of that game.

[NodrogTrax]

@DreadNought0255 Wrong, because we all know that game never happened.

[U1traM4n]

@DreadNought0255 Yes but that game is horrible

[Mii85]

They should make 'Orange Soda Box' bundle for Deus Ex to hype Deus Ex 3. lol You could sip some Gunther approved orange soda while playing this wonderful game. And it would also look very pretty next to HL2 Orange Box. A lot of games goes gold and platinum, but only cream of the crop goes orange.

[Shuda51]

The people in the conspiracy believe that the staff has a conspiracy against them. They weren't kidding when they named this game "Deus Ex: The Conspiracy".

[Selarno1]

CONSPIRACY!

[zed617]

Of course, JC unfortunately gets nothing but orange from the machines...

Or at least the can is orange. Might be cola.

[kyoshinhen]

I can only hope that DE 4 wont be garbage

[ingarsss]

ORHANGE!