God of War 2 Sex Minigame

[myra961]

wow so many red orbs come from sex ? Damn.

[BlazeThehotboy]

i had no idea that was there O.O

[phoenixzer098]

Anyone else want To see from the statue's point of view

[blulaguna18]

LOL at the statue.

[memokk]

fuck da sensor....theres a video of marilin manson and u can see a full vagina with no censor ..why this?

[VincentsGames]

@memokk idk I've tried releasing it uncensored, it always gets removed and I always get a strike. YouTube is just full of shit.

[yougek663]

@memokk whats tha name of that song then?

[CrimsonVermillioneye]

Praise the gods!

[ShufflerZan]

Stupid question but how the f*** do you make flashing red stick at 0:44-0:45?

I moved it every possible way and cant complete it -.-

[unforced3rror]

@ShufflerZan

It's about speed. Left-Right-Left-Right... very very very rapidly. Something like 10-15 strokes in a couple of seconds.

It took me a long time to figure out, because normally it shouldn't have to be that fast.

[tjscott87]

Wow. They can show tites but I can't get a homosexual solf core game? Crazy.

[TheTbrandon]

is the game censored or did the poster do this?

[VincentsGames]

@TheTbrandon the game is uncensored, I had to do it.

[AKunderground100]

thumbs of if u want kratos should be the god of sex!

[SethWalkup1000]

kratos jacked fire

[tfla11]

Kratos u dog

[UberMonstaandPiney]

...I somehow had the urge to take this game away from my bf now...

[111E982a]

@UberMonstaandPiney no need to, just do they same thing they do and he will prefer you over the game. =P

[HellKaiserRika]

Press circle to ejaculate!

[MOREASO]

Heheh Manneke pis....Belgian statue some city.



[khairuleven]

lmao i miss the place and end up not doin it..haha

[PwnedNoobz1]

lol the statue was peeing water

[RickyForStation]

@PwnedNoobz1 you just keep on thinking that...

[MikeHuntagape]

It's even funnier in the fish costume

[RyanHawkz]

@MikeHuntagape Lmao the Cod of war!

[Tud3la]

=BadAss=

Because avenging your family's death doesn't mean you don't have time for a threesome.

[AwesomeDude363]

@Tud3la peanut3421

[sylburn01]

lol at the stadue

[zat261]

pause at 0:49

[sonicxsrchat]

xDDDDDDDDD

[GmanGregilla]

Kratos is such a player.

[thi711]

Please... somebody, tell me WHY does Youtube allow over the top violence, but showing tits, a NATURAL part of our body, is NOT allowed? Somebody PLEASEE explain this shit to me.

[skytyler]

I came....

[pissedoffgamer]

Let the rage of the gods drive your dick, Kratos! XD

[Beetlebum1992]

what the hell am i supposed 2 do with the left joystick at 0:44 - 0:45? No matter what I try i can't fucking do it!!!!!!

(i accidently put 1:44-1:45 before)

[XxIIArcticBearIIxX]

lol use the RIGHT analog stick 

[Beetlebum1992]

what the hell am i supposed 2 do with the left joystick at 1:44 - 1:45? No matter what I try i can't fucking do it!!!!!!

[GUITARFREAK123345]

walk to a random girl in real life and start kissing will just give ya a slap in da face

[ShoulderAngel]

LOL

[kk333777]

god of war 4:SONS of kratos

[jasaan3000]

u can see like a little bit of boobs

[recon500]

damn thats one hell of a peroid 0:49

[ben901112]

yea but you cant see shit all

[LordMichaelRahl]

i reall love that part

[Jay85273]

the way that there both getting it is that one is doing it with kratos and the other one watches and... you know... dose something to herself... :/

[SaraHazaweiner]

blur fail

[TheAK]

I bet he never called them... xD

[tubeguru321]

Fuck

[tubeguru321]

Fuck fuck

[MegaMaxBlack]

this game god of war or god of sex??

[mandragorra]

@MegaMaxBlack God of War still, since he doesn't even last for a minute. I guess the stress makes him a quick finisher.

[princejeff]

@MegaMaxBlack He's both.

[asfarfafar]

@MegaMaxBlack lol, it's the only scene in 15 hours of game :P

[Evdawg30]

Youtube allows animated tits like this. Just as long as somebody doesn't report it...

[VincentsGames]

@Evdawg30 yeah but I uploaded shit like this before......and it was reported. I use to have God of War 1 sex minigame up with over 20k views. Guess what happened? Yep YouTube took it down for fuck sake.

[DragonElf01]

@VincentsGames

who ever reports that kind of stuff deserves to get pimp slapped by kratos :(

[TheXBladeist]

@ARGH700 Nah dude it happens i by myself already kept with a comment for some weeks talking about one topic.

[IIEmceeII944]

I got grounded when my dad saw this part... -_-

[YMangaka]

@IIEmceeII944

always read the age rating on the game ^^'

[classicZOSO]

@IIEmceeII944 I would imagine you're were 11 at the time.

[isaac12191]

@IIEmceeII944 blhahahahahaha!!!!

[shawasian]

@IIEmceeII944 Ask your dad if a game that shows a pair of boobs is bad, while tv showing nudity and atrocities all the time is good.

[TheXBladeist]

@ARGH700 Yeah i bet so.

[TheXBladeist]

@ARGH700 I was referring about youtube.

[maxus9cito]

kratos is god of sex

[TheXBladeist]

@ARGH700 Really like like that dude.

[TheXBladeist]

Incredible that they allow PURE GORYNESS with blood and limbs flying...violent stuff you know?

[TheXBladeist]

@ARGH700 True dude

[AfriJazz]

wow that sure is alota bloody jizz that came out after

u musta really rocked them bitches cratos

[THENINJA5214]

o yea som1 made a vid of it also and it was from 1 year ago and still there

[LeonTanWong]

hey y dont u put it on google and put the website on the link

[VincentsGames]

@LeonTanWong umm.....what?

[THENINJA5214]

@VincentsGames y dont u put the vid on google and put the website on the link

[Neospikes]

I feel dirty now. O_O

[MrMooras]

i remember doing this

i enjoyed every second ;)

[Penanpeople]

@chris80619 after u beat the hydra go past the box puzzle and to the locked door

[Chris80619]

How the hell do you find this? Where do you go to reach this place?

[HanDynasty26349]

its not fair its rated for mature shudnt we be able to look?

[werehog28]

how do i get to this part???

[blindfire7unloaded]

hahahaha

Kratos: *grunts*

Women: ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhh

[Achillesthegreatest1]

God of war 3 mini sex game is uncensored

[tintor2]

so having sex with you is going to help me kill Zeus?

[3dogish]

Precy jackson abridged!

[Z3RO458]

lmao the statue came XD

[MeetThaNewDealer]

the best GOW sex mini game is GOW3 hands down 

[carstenis]

At 0:27, you see some tit action on the right. Just sayin', for those of you trying to jerk one out to robo-sex.

[AbyssThumbtackSpot]

this is pyros favorite game

[DoomMaster307]

Why did you censor the freaking tities ?!

[mrtrerdmell]

get freaky kratos

[SpecterReflector]

even the windowscreen editing could'nt mask those enormous udders....

[Alfadore]

0:22 the lady's belly looks like something else :p

[bluetube01]

Wow... God of War is f****** retarded.

[miles5501]

@bluetube01 no god of war kicks ass

[TheComenterMan]

Dammit I Hate When Youtube Blocks Thing Like That..

I Dont Undestand Why Doens't Block Animal Sex Instead Of Human..

-TCM

[fcandfm3000]

ladies ladies laides,there's enough bald to go around B)

[rke109]

Pause it at 50. I SEE BOOBIES!

[Giok8]

blur doesnt work :3

[TheSoftballbecky]

"but didn't find dis" hmmmm, maybe you should go back to school for some more English lessons my friend.

[reeceblitz6]

gross

[miles5501]

@reeceblitz6 what r u like 7? its not really that gross....

[AwesomePossum5]

@VincentsGames same with about :27, you can see a little bit of uncensored "material" haha

[rajdts]

can u say ...which chapter is dis....i completed god of war 2....but i didnt find....dis....

[smoothcriminaldude]

that was sad that was like a minute

[utubepoopable]

why is it censored it aint in the game

[oohhhyyeeaahhh]

Wow you'd think they would run if a big pale guy with swords knocks down a wall right in front of'em :P

[666killee]

god of sex!

[dragonmaiden50]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

[FreakyBow]

This aint porn ... as long as it aint captured by cam it aint porn ...

[vnano]

censoring sucks

[sergi0raymond]

lol this isnt porno. this aids in health recovery. its beneficial

[DaRkLoRd1061]

do u kno u only have to cesor the first 15 seconds cuz that's all youtube checks, well i think so i'm not 100% sure thou.

[Flarezap]

@masterk117 very nice eye

[dracotheferret]

"hi there!"...and shortly after again..."hi there!" Do the girls think that Kratos is deaf or something?

[rmafort]

The action of 0:44 how do I do this? I keep pressing left and right on analog stick but it always fail.

[xukhiga]

lol god of war 3 kratos and aphrodite

[sunpall]

i cannot make the last joystick movement , the one from side to side that blinks red ... i tried at least 10 times ... any help on how to do it ? thx

[Metaknight251]

YouTube doesn't allow nudity, yet there's porn. Can u explain to me that?

[VincentsGames]

@Metaknight251 well if there is porn then it probably doesn't stay on for very long.

[0ZAZU]

@VincentsGames youtube doesnt allow boobs in the videos but it doesn't care about the comments (.Y.)

[Noremorse10]

@Metaknight251 There is no porn on youtube dude. Maybe cheesy videos of girls dancing but thats it.

[5313030]

@Metaknight251 There isn't any porn on youtube.

[DracoSlashHarry]

woah joystick movements.

er... very interactive...

[wowrules39]

its so funny.. the statue, and the fact that in every scene with sex in GoW they are lezzin out

[chrisAKAchig]

Kratos' sex sounds are just hilarious!

@DuvArts & @AJMcclean : The women sounded pretty satisfied to me... Kratos always leaves his women satisfied.

[darroni123]

'' Like a virgin ... touch for the very first time! *piano* ''

[starwarsnspiderman30]

statues takin a piss lol

[Connerence]

is this really in the game??!!

[bigshot1oo1]

i really wish i was kratos at that exact moment

[wowrules39]

@bigshot1oo1 erm

I wish I were the women..O LA LA

[twotwo21]

yup

[darien613]

i almost cried in laughter from watching this video so stupid

[0toHero]

I haven't laughed this hard in ages!

[yournathan]

I loved it that they used the statue Manneke Pis.

[DuvArts]

why is kratos so quick?

[thegr33nbastard]

lol he has shit to do

[AJMcclean]

@DuvArts : Is this because he's only mighty in fighting ? Kratos should have spent more time on sex ... haaaa maybe for this, he can't never beat Zeus....

[terryboy123456789]

@DuvArts he just needs a few seconds to satisfy women thats how bad ass he is

[suhjudd]

@DuvArts he's always in a hurry lol

[Wafflesindustries]

@DuvArts He's what they call, premature.

[mahiganti]

@DuvArts he makes them orgasm for less than a minute. That's how godly he is :p

[flashwave1]

? lol?

[azamn97]

is this before of after the loom chamber?

[metaitachi]

What part is this in the game?

[Ryanrtk]

What if you miss all the buttons?

[VincentsGames]

nothing. the sequence ends and one of the girls says something like "Aw I wasn't done yet!"

[Strytax]

you die lol

[kemdo123]

jizz goes all over the statue

[AliTheBrit19]

Oh for god sake, I missed both the first Mini sex game and the second Mini sex game :(

[VincentsGames]

well they are both not very far in the game lol, GOW2 it will only take you 8-10 minutes. GOW1 all you have to do is win the hydra battle.

[miles5501]

@VincentsGames dude i got REALLY far into god of war 2, and havent gotten to the sex scene yet. r u sure this is the right game ur reviewing? cuz im 9 hours into it. nothing. not the first one or second...

[karrin19]

"Praise the gods!!" LMAO

[bigox1000]

How do you get to the sex mini game

[382trooper382]

when u fall into the bath place after getting thrown off by the colossus. Surface and then break the shutters around the tub

[Kdarkov]

He has premature ...

[contineus999hungry]

hmmm what program did you use to censered this video ?

[VincentsGames]

Sony Vegas 8.0

[Adamska16]

RED ORBS! muhahaha

[thereseherdler]

well thats disturbing. . .haha

[PAULIE8593]

yeah

[libyangangster07]

guys wht button shuld i press on 0:44 pls help i really need 2 know

[abs1abs]

Yea I cant figure it out either

[RealJoker155]

congratz 20k views

[GamerXtremeness]

theres no way thats real!

[UmbreonLover23]

it is real stupid, play the game

[MrSpartanczar]

true, but its kinda funny

[MrSpartanczar]

trust me it is!

[Vesspychi]

эх блин сиськи в квадратиках((((

[TheSprueTube]

lol pancake boobs

[TheKhlover]

hahahah 0:28

[meljet808]

hah lmao

[whitefangv]

Is this at the beginning of the game or the end?

[VincentsGames]

beginning

[jarkedd]

Love this movie x'D

[e4mrakh]

wow having sex in middle of war haha