Facts of Chuck Noris

[Myron442]

chuck norris is the only ginger who has souls !!!!!!Kills every ones haha

[reesk92]

actually didnt a cobra bite chuck norris in walker texas ranger ad he spent the next hour wandering about in a sand storm having illusions of some cowboy

[MSVeowolf]

once a dude come and sayd to chuck norris ^who are you?^at the next day all his family dissapeard

[Lightwizz3]

There are only 3 things that can survive a nuclear war.

1. Roaches

2. Twinkies

3. Chuck Norris

[TheGreatMalefic]

Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris.

God prays to Chuck Norris.

[iMrPaperBagGuy]

Chuck norris once had sex in a trailer. while having sex, one of his god-like sperm escaped and went into the trailers engine. That trailer is now what we know as optimus prime.

[TEHdailyRAWR]

when the universe was created chuck norris sued for copyright

[NGTworld]

they is a time when chunk norris used steroids... the pills got stronger!!

[HKvidmasters]

chuck norris swims through land and walks on water

[ChuckfreakinNorris1]

Chuck norris once drowned his pet goldfish

[buzzYNWA]

CHUCK NORRIS REACHED THE INFINITY LEVEL DREAM BY INCEPTION, THRICE !

[ELECTRICACOOL]

Chuck Norris and superman had a bet once.Whoever losses has to wear red panties outside his pants.

Chuck Norris can strangle a man wit a wireless phone

Best 2 ones imo :D

[cant99touch99this]

the new chuck norris is black, the old spice commercial guy =D. first black chuck norris go OBAMA!

[DennisOlliva1]

in soviet russia chuck norris still kicks your ass

[Iforgot276]

chuck norris can spell his name with numbers ;)

[attackman456]

u misspelled Chuck NORRIS expect the worst fool!

[lanasa8]

We must get Chuck Norris to take down these WMG NAZI's

[That70BrawlBandicoot]

It takes chuck norris 20 minutes, to do something for 40 minutes

[0vedi0]

chuck norris sucks. spongebob can do underwater bbq

[pepperfilms27]

Horses rear and freak out when they hear a noise because they think its Chuck norris. LOL

[snackpeelskin]

LMAO at the poker face fact.

[tomnm1]

chuck gave the mona lisa the smile then roundhouse kicked it of but managed to pant her b4 she died

[camdotcom]

And Chuck Norris wears Bruce Lee pajamas! :-)

[rockgoldem]

Chuck Norris's children where not born, they where built.

[ArbiterMike666]

Chuck Norris does not believe in god, god believes Chuck Norris.

[LilCastell123]

horrible video hear all them b4

[Autumngrace98]

ditto

[CmMustang03]

chuck norris can make a snowman in the rain

[leopoldvs]

This shit is getting old...

[buckethead300000]

jesus can walk on water chuck norris can swim on land

[dkLord28]

chuck norris doesn't have a watch, he decides that time it is

[protsimer]

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.. lolll

[MARSA90210]

CHUCK NORRIS went on a vacation to the virgin islands now there just known as the islands

[Rambowookie]

chuck noris dosent celebrate his birthday. his birthday celebrates chuck noris.

[megabadass30]

Atlantis isn't lost, it's hiding from Chuck Norris

[joel123494]

some say that jesus could, aparently walk on water,chuck norris can swim through land!

[TukaihaHithlec]

Jesus could turn water into wine.

Chuck Norris could turn water into Jesus.

[HyperionV13]

You know how The Joker got his scars?

He F*cked with Chuck Norris.

[mikei4455]

@beutelkompost I bet you don't think that anymore

[MunkiiFtw]

chuck norris tried to go emo, but the knife wouldnt cut his skin.

[Linkachu007]

his skin cut through the knife.

[thekraken23]

I already knew all those

[haloman3334]

chuck noris owns canada and mexico

[specialmuch]

o_O chuck norris owns. (:

[METEKHAN31]

hahahahah really nice...i like

[ROYALNOZGUL]

Phalanx77 you best hope Chuck didn't read the credits, or the second he sees sucka your gone.

[randomfan1]

Whats the quickest way to a mans heart? Chuck norris' fist...

[randomfan1]

That was awsome.

[rohnandcathy]

CHUCK NORRIS IS GAY!!!!!!!!

[tarzan5465]

OH YEAH chuck norris once played a game of russian roulette with a fully loaded pistol and WON!!!!1

HA MINE WINS ^-^

[Coliskiller]

The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they just entered a world with

Chuck Norris.

[crazylegs97]

hahahahhahahaahahahaha

[katsioylas]

@cant99touch99this haha nice try ur chuck norris computer wrote it down so everyone hates you

[cant99touch99this]

@katsioylas l0l screw u guys thumbs down not up...

[Computator1]

@cant99touch99this Chuck Norris will now have to kick you in the back of your face.

[TathagatDarkAssassin]

@cant99touch99this YO MOMA GOT KICKED BY CHUCK NORRIS while she was pregnant , this resulted in you being born a retard!

[JoeDuke12]

you misspeled norris.

[Carrmasta]

chuck norris lost his virginity before his father!!!!!!!!!!! PWN ALL!!!!!!!! :)

[DavidChenXD]

You forgot one!

When you get wet, Water gets Chuck Norris.

[iceskatercharlotte]

when you jump in water, you wet, when chuck noris jumps in water, wet gets chuck noris!

[TurnOnTheNight]

Dokken* :D

[peteyj88]

Chuck Norris can count to infinity....twice!!

[cyclo1997]

1:28 what's that song called?

[chubby1125live]

chuck noris dossent sleep he waits

[Mrmikeshelton]

Most people pray to God. God prays to Chuck Norris.

[Mrmikeshelton]

Chuck Norris CAN fight the fever of the flavor of a Pringles.

[Mrmikeshelton]

Kid Rock wrote the song American Badass about Chuck Norris.

[mrmuffin1234]

Jesus can walk on water... Chuck norris can swim through land

[iseedeadpeople24]

you win, 5 stars

[mandood321]

i have a better one.

jesus can walk on water, but chuck norris can walk on jesus

[PedtheFox]

jesus can walk on water, but chuck norris can swim on land

[iceskatercharlotte]

jesus christ can walk on water, but chuck noris can swim through dry land! ha mine eats all!

[pqieyudybfjkdhgejfbm]

when the bogey man sleeps he checks his closet for chuck noriss

[garrettsk8s]

chuck noriss remains the only one in the world who can beat mona lisa at a staring contest

[neji960]

these are from a chuck norris book arent they

[KawaiiKitoku]

CHUCK NORRIS CAN SPEAK BRAILLE!

and if cuck norris sees this, tell your dentist you had the pleasure of meeting his glorious roundhouse kick of awesome.

-LOVESTHEBLOOD

[Doominator169]

was that Dokken at the end

[mastersuck2198]

if you play led zeppelins stairway to heaven backwards you can hear chuck norris banging your sister

[ShadowSolidus]

Chuck Noris killed Hitler with a round house kick thorough time...yep a friend told me...

[ambiehart43050]

only chuck norris can prevent wildfires

[venonat4849]

Chuck Norris can watch 60mins in 20 mins.

[KILLZ66]

If you have 5 dollers and chuck norris has 5 dollers, Chuck norris has more money than you.

[bad2dabone49]

chuck norris once took a vacation to the virgin island and when heh left it was just called the islands

[bad2dabone49]

chuck norris does not sleep he waits

chuck norris does not read he just looks at thebook until he gets the information he needs.

there was no big bang just a roundhouse kick

[xxxpeekayxxx]

wats worse 100 shotguns being shot at you or Chuck Noris With a BEE-BEE gun

[lolfust]

Chuck noris awesome!!!!!!

[zoomingpoop]

chuck noris is the god of everything ever

[ThaGodFathaNYC]

porel hand sanizer kills 99.9% of germs chuck noirs kills wat ever the fuck he wants

[Geekazor]

chuck norris once offered god a 1 on 1

god refused

[aiden6781]

chuck norris can fix anything even time its self TWICE

[LostSpecies]

chuck norris is living legend !!

[CrispyTacoz]

Chuck Norris can eat water and drink food.

[nates4594]

Oh and i forgot. Chuck Norris was once on holiday in Spain and ate some bad paella. This made him take the biggest crap known to mankind. this crap is now known as france.

[nates4594]

Chuck Norris fact #777-The only person chuck norris cant roundhouse kick to the face is Jesus. also, he can sneeze with his eyes OPEN!!

[blabla5555555]

chuck norris orders a big mac at KFC...and gets it

[gaaraplayer1]

i got 2 that are sorta the same....when people first went to paradise, they saw waterfalls,tall grass, beuatiful water, and chuck noris with only a hammer. (last one) if you go to paradise, look down, and you'll see chuck noris

[Cavedude105]

lol funny vid

[funniestkidindaworld]

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

08 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

09 They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

[liv4evr96]

wow... lol

[phalanx77]

i dont even like chuck norris...lol

i made this video as a joke

[ChickenOwe]

i now understand why my friends are obsesed

[howdouwin]

When Chuck Norris does a push up he doesn't push himself off the ground, he pushed the world away from him.

[goopy75]

you took thease from the chuck norris book

[AEvilcircusdwarf]

OMG A COMMENT:) i made a comment yay 1337

[ShaylaLovesHockey]

Lmao!!!!!!

[lombard34]

Classic

[mikooo2]

ooooooookkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaayyyyy­yyyyy.........

[dudetheresnoway]

i fucken hate this video...and i made it

[josedrumer]

the only oerson ever to punch a cyclops between the eyes lol! hahaha

[josedrumer]

the only oerson ever to punch a cyclops between the eyes lol! hahaha

[deidara123123]

ive heard all of these

[thematrixhasyou90]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[spongegirl876]

only chuck norris can prevent forest fires

[thatoneguyuwihuwere]

LOL!!

[scotyshoty]

boogieman looks different....

i've already seen him.... lool

[pisot13]

the cobra died omg

[LennonLives4Ever]

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer.

To bad he never crys.

[SunniiDelyte]

The 1st one was the best lol

[sushimanse]

try to search for "find Chuck Norris" on google using the i'm feeling lucky method:D

or do the same with french military victories. great vid.

[blondefreak32]

omg?? how did it do that??

[thatoneguyuwihuwere]

HOLY CRAP! LOL

(sevral minuets later, after showing some friends)

wtf... i just brings me to his website now??

[MrsDixon01]

this has to be the greatest thing my husband and i have ever seen on the internet!

[E5150LordX3nu]

chuck noris onced punched a man in his soul

[MILKWRM]

The only reason gorge bush won the 2004 presidential election was because chuck noris killed everyone else

[outofamm0]

shuck noris doenst tea bay he potato sacks

[reliantflame]

Chuck Norris had sex in a truck once and some of his semen touch the truck. Now that truck is known as Optimus Prime

Chuck Norris let the dogs out

Chuck Norris knows exactly where Carmen San Diego is

If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you

[sanmarcos2552]

AmaZinG song choices, i commend thee.

[higeriu]

chuck norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman lives.

Chuck norris only masterbates to pictures of him self.

chuck norris's penis is so big it has a penis and its still bigger than yours.

chuck noris shot down a plane by pointing his finger at it and saying bang.

and one i made up.....

tell me if its good

chuck norris kills people for not writing his name in all cappitals........aaaauuuuuuggg­hhhh......(drop)

[WaveBoardGuy]

it kinda sux

[Sheriken5]

chuck norris is a god!!! incredible you got my props

[sidebox111]

chuck noris solved the mistery of the bermud triangle by using the theorem of pitagor,

chuck noris is more then 1 bilion years old, the reason why he's still alive is because death is to scared to come and take him,

chuck noris has man-eating dog's, lions,tigers and other wild animals garding his house but the only warning sign you'll see hanging is "BE WEAR CHUCK NORIS"

dinosaurs took ONLY ONE bad look at chuck noris

[reyzaguirr]

good job on the video, a lot better than watching words or stills

[GOODthatsall]

during filming for the movie breaker breaker chuck norris was having sex in a semi when a little sperm got into the engine...you now know this truck as optimus prime....ha that was funny and you know it dont try to hold in the laugher let it out

[h00z00]

chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad

[Anthony573]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity....twice.

The best part of waking up is know Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.

Chuck Norris makes love to every woman on the planet once a month. Because of this they bleed for a week.

[GOODthatsall]

eh...

[out6of6my6mind]

Nice man. you need to do more.

[andyandjack]

this is good why dose no one watch this

[warrockplaya123]

In Spain the people run from bulls. The bulls run from Chuck Norris.

[phalanx77]

that is awesome i havnt heard that one yet

[GoogleistheShit]

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris uses Pepper Spray for eye drops.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinaty -twice

Chuck Norris can divde by 0

just a few more "facts abt chuck norris"

[phalanx77]

the eye drops one with the zero one i hant heard yet are good i might use one of those later

[rifleman1812]

you should do more

[rifleman1812]

lol, chuck is awesome

[desmeulesgenvy]

Paint ???

[phalanx77]

no not paint it is artoonix. artoonix is an animation program with like built in paint so it is about the quality of paint

[lacthewatcher1]

That was some "Interesting" triva!!!!