Freeman's Mind: Episode 13 (Half-Life Machinima)

[decepticon321]

thumbs up if you didn't even have to Google what a mobius strip is!

[JezzaKill64]

Anyone else pissed off he didn't take the shotgun shells?

[HammerNHook]

Ahh those kinds of games where you just fell like "DAMMNIT. AM I GOING TO HAVE TO KILL EVERYONE TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT?!!!"

[Tyranniod]

this series has been great so far

[TheD736]

wait.... the video is 9 11 minutes long..... CONSPIRICY

[Expl0sionImminent]

This is fucking genius.

[MrNukedDuck]

I'm watching...

[burrosplayer44]

Funny, i'm eating cheetoes...

[blombip]

I wonder who does the voice for him

[Dallasgeri1]

this video goes for 9 mins and 11 seconds weird

[MrSlayer543]

time is 9:11....9/11....

[MrStickmansam1000]

@MrSlayer543 who cares how long the vid is

[MrSlayer543]

@MrStickmansam1000 Pretty much me because 9/11 is the date the fucking twin towers got bombed.

[MrStickmansam1000]

@MrSlayer543 they didn't get bombed they were attacked. and do you think that they meant the video to be this long?

[MrSlayer543]

@MrStickmansam1000 No, it was probably accidental, but I noticed it and commented about it.

[Dallasgeri1]

@MrStickmansam1000 dude who gives.

[Dallasgeri1]

@MrSlayer543 yah i also noticed that

[deekante]

I like the part where he says "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

[ChrisakaP3S]

By this part in this crazy adventure is probably where i would start crying uncontrollably until i regained my composure and gained a new outlook on the situation

[BATMACE555]

"I'M ON YOUR SIDE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! HOW MANY OF YOU DO I HAVE TO KILL BEFORE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?"

[xXJakethesnake117Xx]

lol. I'm picturing the soldiers mowing down scientists with "America, fuck yeah" playing in the background

[justsaint89]

130 persons sacrifice goats

[Boleniana]

"Worst rescue ever"? It didn't involve a cactus or a wheelchair....

[MrRedYoYoTT]

This guy is way awesome

[Commandok1l]

@themastergames123 thats nice

[themastergames123]

@Commandok1l oh and great job keep making

for the love of god kepp making please

[ThunderCavalier]

Poor Gordon. He got to work late, unleashed an alien apocalypse, didn't get his shotgun, has the military shooting him, and can't find his way out of the ventilation shafts.

Not the best day ever.

[lunathewarrior]

It's like a never-ending fantasy warehouse! And here we have an airtight freezer with no way to open it from the other side.....Everything's fun when Freeman is your tour guide!

[Maxladysman]

actually the founding fathers did have daylight savings time...

[Maxladysman]

WHY CANT YOU GIVE PEACE A TRY... OR AT LEAST STAND STILL LMFAO

[TucoBenedictoPax]

"I'm a scientist and I'm armed like a secessionist". Priceless.

[minecrafter50]

The 130 dislikes are from all the headcrabs freemans killed.

[FanarnarBoi]

Did you use godmode for this series? Because you are near-invincible.

[mlnerflamesword]

COMEDY GOLD!!!!

[NationalSoundImage]

@mlnerflamesword Agreed! Why this isn't on Comedy Central I have no idea

[madman101ish]

@NationalSoundImage i don't watch tv anymore. now that everything that's good is on the internet who needs tv?

[6425gorda]

"How many of you do i have to kill for you to understand me!?" Um,EVERYBODY!

[best4volcom]

"im watching...." LMFAO PRICELESS

[main135s]

Fun fact: In the times of HL1, when doctor Kleiner locks himself out of his office and forgot his key inside, Gordon and Barney Calhoun would race to see who would get it open first, Gordon would always win because he would crawl through the vent rather than try opening the office with brute force like barney by pushing on the door.

[madman101ish]

episode 13: "it's all self denfense"

episode 31: "ok at this point it's man slaughter"

[paddyrapp]

"give peace a chance. or at least stand still!"

[FULLbodyTOURETTES]

okay, fuck you too, room!

 :D:D:D

[mccauley100]

"I'm on your side you fucking idiot! How many of you do I have to kill before you understand that!?"

[Trinexx360]

"This looks like a cafeteria except we're serving batteries and ammo".

Well Freeman, it makes about as much sense as everything else in the facility.

[SinerAthin]

''This is the worst rescue operation in history!''

xD

[scorpiasiscool]

The Army- here to kill everyone

[Alexander9924]

maybe gordon should try aperturter science

[MrSynthbones]

what mod for half life is he playing? unless it's great cuts and animation...well either way an answer would be great..

[InsaneGamer7]

Maybe he should have called in sick for work if he was already late!

[sbk180tr]

lol look at the time, 911 i sense a irony :D

[TheGentlemanlyHeavy]

130 people were self-defenced

[SSVCloud]

The funny thing is that the founding fathers DID have Daylight Saving's time. It was Ben Franklin's idea.

[rexisprime12]

@TheBansheeBomb how the fuck does he remind you of her?!

[topcountdown]

I'M ON YOUR SIDE! HOW MANY OF YOU DO I HAVE TO KILL FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT?!

[Android718]

didn't he pick up a shotgun? in previous episodes?

[SamieOld]

@Android718 na, it was in the security room and he couldn't get it

[Animal00Kaiser]

My cous played this I think... then when he saw this he said: HEY! I THINK I PLAYED THIS BEFORE! He just has to kill that soldier press that button then kill the guy that comes up the elevator and use his walkie talkie!

[fischmoo]

ya know maybe freemans mind is about how hes giving a piece of his mind

[bipinformprotect]

"... DO I have tentacles coming out of me?"

Well Freeman, you do have 1 tentacle coming out of you ; )

[mikimomo97]

@bipinformprotect hehehehe u dirty dog u

[thejamanations]

@bipinformprotect he says as i slowly continue to eat my hot dog

[Mrshadowmind14]

@bipinformprotect his tongue? cause the smarter tentacles in orange armor n tighty whities

[bipinformprotect]

@Mrshadowmind14 Not really what I meant lol :D

[Fefo762]

@bipinformprotect W-What?

[bipinformprotect]

@Fefo762 You know, every guy has 1 tentacle coming out of them ;)

[ForeverZero11]

@bipinformprotect by now its prolly been shot off... lmao

[ChuckTesta00]

@bipinformprotect Nope

[bipinformprotect]

@ChuckTesta00 yes ;)

[flavorysoup]

Says some quote from this episode and gets 80 thumbs up!

[rexisprime12]

YOUR A BUNCH OF LEMMINGS WITH MACHINE GUNS!!!!

[GaMaster97]

I'M ON YOUR SIDE! HOW MANY OF YOU DO I HAVE TO KILL FOR YOU TO GET THAT? GOD DAMN IT!

[voidshadow6]

i love how its 9 11

[predetator8]

I have half life 2 but i liked half life 1 bether but i cant play becouse i have windows 7 :(

[GreenGhost1996]

@predetator8 i have windows 7 and i have Half Life 1

[RoyalGiraffe]

@predetator8 i have windows 7 and play half life 1

[Swilliam101]

@predetator8 along with predetator i do to it works fine

[enriquevrquiroga]

@predetator8 i have half life 1 and i am with windows 7 its work

[orange24ist]

I misheard tentacles as testicles. O_e

[Darknight2181]

this vid is 9:11 long

[Nushnark]

@Darknight2181 mysterious... and how fits the Illuminati in that?

[Noratek]

@Darknight2181 its a conspiracy !!!

[Trybut3]

YES! EVERYBODY WANTS SOME CHEETOS RIGHT NOW THUMBS UP IF YOU WANT CHEETOS!!!!

[AnimeLoverLukara]

@Trybut3 I want doritos, I'm going to thumbs down?

[luispick]

I DONT UNDERSTAND!!! WHY EVERYBODY IS TRYING TO KILL ME!!

AAAM AWESOME! AR U JEALOUS???

[NamedJoshRS]

Omg.. this video is 9:11 minutes long, today is 9/11 and its 9:11 PM

[countryandpivot]

@NamedJoshRS 0_0

[death5431]

@NamedJoshRS ITS A FUCKIN CONSPIRACY, MAN.

[AnimeLoverLukara]

@NamedJoshRS And emergency line is 9-1-1.... 9+1+1 is 11. 9-1-1 is 7. 9-1-1 is comprised of 3 numbers, times 7 is 21... What else is there about 911?

[Fefo762]

@NamedJoshRS I have my birthday 12/12/12, 12:33 pm, and my son is makes birthday with me, he makes 12 years old.

[sdaerfofsteam2]

@Fefo762 What? I don't understand you.

[BuriedOstrich]

@NamedJoshRS Are you high?

[machinimarep]

@NamedJoshRS shut up fool and or nigger

[TheBansheeBomb]

he reminds me of fran drescher

[SlicerJen]

@shadic4101 well.....he's talking the entire time. That's probably the hard part, trying to come up with stuff that's always funny for 9 straight minutes.

[SavannahIsHereToStay]

Never have I been more similar to anyone than I am to Dr. Freeman. He's so.. Awesome(:

[johndragon19]

Give peace a chance! Or at least stand still... xD genious!

[JBommer4488]

Man, he is so awesome, I wanna hang out with him so bad!!! : (

[aimane07]

Y U NO HEAL YOURSELF?!



[MonochromeEnigma]

@aimane07 It would detract from the commentary

[countryandpivot]

@aimane07 because hes bad ass

[Shadic4101]

how hard is it 2 make an episode? because it looks like all u have 2 do is play parts of the story 2 see where u have 2 go then replay it and make a script 2 go with the actual story

[eewweeppkk]

@pumpkin545 They were made by the same company using the same engine.

[98Darkrider]

@TheColorlessEye It's Source version.

[TheColorlessEye]

what kind of version of half life is this? graphics are better than the normal one :/

[abyscidis]

4:19 Gordon almost became a zombie

[pumpkin545]

Anyone else know that portal has some things to do with half life?

[TheHrkatmuldsrulz]

@pumpkin545

Anyone whose completed both HL2: Episode 2 and Portal 1 knows this. Its completely obvious.

[jaredmro11]

has anyone noticed that the video is 9:11 minutes long and it's the 13th episode...

[universaldemos0]

DAMN IT! IT'S THE FUN POLICE!

[XXFancyPantsJrXX]

dun dun chhhhh dun dun chhhhh dun dun

[Cybertitan129]

"back to my life as a mole"

[MysticTigeress]

They say "rescue team" but I'm surprised Gordon isn't thinking "clean-up crew". NO WITNESSES.

[prodigis018]

give peace a chance!... or at leasst stand still

[fermoralespy]

"Im Watching" hahaha

[quazeor]

he sorta sounds like the abominable snowman from monsters inc

[ThinkWithPortals1575]

Actually, Ben Franklin introduced daylight savings time

[YokoYuaful]

129 people don't have any money.

[groundbeef2]

@YokoYuaful Better idea- 129 people don't get the IRONy of the situation.

[TheDrummerNut]

'Give peace a chance, or at least stand still' should be a T-shirt :)

[firefang225]

@TheDrummerNut "EVERYBODYS CRAZY EXCEPT ME!" that should also be a T-shirt

[Nushnark]

@TheDrummerNut 'Lemmings with machine guns' would be a fine T-shirt, too ;-)

[haidenblayde]

okay... i've seen this before... ummm.... 129 people aren't.... the Gman? yeah...

[GuitarDeity]

2:53

"Ohh, their using STEEL grates. Not those cheap ass aluminum ones I've been running into. Damnit, I don't wanna even think about the 'iron'y of this."

I SEE WUT U DID THAR

[nsr4interpol]

Give peace a chance! Or at least stand still!

[kratos1914]

This is the worst rescue operation ever! I'm reporting you!

XDDDDDD

Completely EPIC!

[xXHeLLiuMXx]

It's like cave johnson is playing :D

[Domino1000ify]

129 people are jealous of Freeman's awesomeness!

[TheReturnOfJames]

"They got more done just standing ther than I have just running around."

[SelbyTaylor]

"Shooting at people isn't very nice!" As he mows someone down with his gun he stole from someone else he shot.

[Sefaras690]

over 9,628 people will hunt you down gordon!!!

[esotericmissionary]

"I'm on your side! How many of you do I have to kill before you understand that?"

[GR33NTHUNDAH]

Does he just wander around the undergrounds?

[GOPLAID]

...I want some cheetos...

[benmodo]

I honestly fall asleep going through the whole half life game. I have everything memorized haha.

[VocaloidAmiyaAkumune]

@Necro12511

Well...it WAS said to be the greatest game for a PC of all time...so yeah. :D

[chaoticpix93]

he's passed that headcrab about three times in the air vent! LOLOL

[BaronVonLaladedo]

@XxSavrenxX i dont get it. explain please.

[blackhoofs]

@XxSavrenxX i dont get it....

[TheMultiEnabled]

@XxSavrenxX Anyone who doesn't get that joke is obviously an idiot.

[pivotman101cool]

@XxSavrenxX im not going to thumbs up and i hate people who say repeat EWERY SINGLE FUNNY WORDS THAT HE SAID

[Laroac]

@XxSavrenxX

dont get it D: could you explain it to me? :3

[unknown5415]

@Laroac "How many of you must i kill,i'm on your side" Killing them wont make that go through...

[LocoGroove]

@XxSavrenxX People who don't get the joke should be killed...yeah, I said it.

[halfNERD17]

@XxSavrenxX its my facebook status

[Necro12511]

Half-Life is still one of the best looking games I've seen in a while.

[XCMAX10X]

Thumbs up if you know what a Moubis tube is

[Jacper60]

@XCMAX10X mobius strip.. not mobius tube ^^

[StanielsMod]

"Its just some never ending fantasy warehouse."

...

"I want some Cheetos."

[blarfer]

maybe ads are like faries... I don't believe in ads...

[mchief57]

Aperture Laboratories is a fantasy ware house (consult portal 2) not that Black Mesa crap

[blarfer]

@mchief57 and saying that in the middle of nowhere means what?

[ewd52]

*Shooting * "I'M ON YOUR SIDE YOU FU*KING IDIOTS.* more SHOOTING* HOW MANY OF YOU DO I HAVE TO KILL BEFORE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT"

[666devilfabricater]

iron bars on the ventilation system,freemans trying not to think of the "iron"y in that lol.

[GoRamonez]

@Kamaratzz what the fuck do you think when the title says Freeman's Mind?

[JiniCircus]

"You CAN'T follow me! You don't have any money! That's the whole point!" <- thumbs up for tourism XD

[bipinformprotect]

8:06

Suggestion: next time you talk to Froy, do the exact same thing and see what he say about it. It's going to be fun as hell!

:D

[microkillko]

4:46 WTF!?

[sab2fan24]

these captions are messed up there not trnaslating what he saying

(i have em on cuz sometimes i miss hear things

[RiddlerMiddler]

Acuatlly benjamin franklin invented daylight savings time:3

[KaniHld]

HAHAHHA  Fuck you to room :D

he is not a human I think :):)

[413deadmau5]

"Why is everyone trying to kill me?! I'm awesome! Are you all jealous?!"

[FullMetalAlcohol]

Does noone think that the headcrabs look like skinned chickens???

[PvtMarquez]

nice line "Fuck you room"

[ThwartAbyss54]

"IM ON YOUR SIDE YOU IDIOTS HOW MANY OF YOU DO I HAVE TO KILL BEFORE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?!" XD

[brickct123]

klein bottle, Ross. A klein bottle is a 3D mobious strip

[Gotcha1234Mariok]

gordon should swithch to apperture science...and be their mole...

[Blasphemisaurusaoe3]

The G-man is a resurrected Cave Johnson plotting revenge on Black Mesa.

[Combat79]

this is the worst rescue operation in history!

[svgb1]

"I want some cheetos" lol



[BetterJS]

@svgb1 I read your comment right when he said it lol

[bebeldan]

I just killed 129 dumass people and none of them fought back! This sucks!

[lachieshocker]

"I'M ON YOUR SIDE, YOU IDIOTS! HOW MANY OF YOU DO I HAVE TO KILL BEFORE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?!"