Philosophical Examination of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

[linkinparklyrics1]

This has to be a FUCKING JOKE.

[TheCelticmaori]

the church of the flying spaghetti monster actually makes more sense and logic then christianity islam and judaism

[redelman43199]

All this talk about a flying spaghetti monster is making me hungry.

[eat666shit]

for all I know,if jesus flesh=bread and blood=wine ,and FSM's flesh=spaghetti&meatballs ,and likes beer too most of us do, it's  simple math, the FSM is much more fulfilling and nourishing than jesus' plain bread with a glass of wine.

[flyingscience]

FSM will be on Dr. Who soon

[red666111]

How dare you mock our beliefs. He boiled for our sins.

[cyberpup1000]

I has just realised that the FSM invented drink before he invented the universe. What a deep thinking being he/she is!!!!

[MsTaz98]

SAUCELUJAH MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS!!!!

[D1etSoda]

Why was the world created with so much death and sadness, well God was Drunk lol...

[theapeman10]

THE SPAGHETTI GOD does exists and is everywhere, your will find the Spaghetti God in supermarkets on the shelfs and when you eat the Spaghetti your brain will command you to tell other people how good the Spaghetti god tastes. Your notice I didn't describe the Spaghetti as a male or female, unlike other religions where they always refer to Gods as Males. The Spaghetti God is not sexist,racist and animals like the Spaghetti God as well, but they like the Spaghetti God to be mixed with some meal

[IDoNotBlameYou]

I'm assuming that now his rejection of the One True Spaghetti Beast will be sent to the Underground Freezer of Doom where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. There he'll endure an eternity of freezer burns as punishment for his flagrant unbelief. He's rejected the presence of "The Inner Pasta Sauce."

ANYWAY....great video, great delivery of theory, and good satire.

[shagoosty]

Thank you for explaining to the non-believers.

[hammitt16]

Well one table has a invisible alien under it, the other one doesn't that's the difference. The alien can only be at one place at once

[Bulldogs5595]

@rockerdax Just because everyone used to believe the world was flat, did that make it reality? 

[BlackDevilJayko]

All praise the Almighty Flying Spagetti Monster!! Ramen!

Good vid and satire---

[yonicake]

hey i got the answer to the table question....the alien is under my table not yours...there you go buddy...

[catulus13]

nah dude when you brought in the table the alien cloned himself and his clone went under the table

[kookalkafefa]

the funniest part is that some people ACTUALLY believe in him... WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?!?!?!?!?! INSANITY AND IDIOCY! kbye(:

[hgfjyrdetryu]

one word: R'Amen!

[philosophywpaul]

Great vid, with a lot to discuss. 1) People who have religious exp believe in one of the gods of the world religions. Nobody really believes in FSM after relig exp except as satire. 2) This is because FSM's, Pink Invisible Unicorns, TPots do not reflect the noetic quality of said experiences...not a populum fallacy. 3) If God is timeless/spaceless, it is very different from FSM that must be in time due to its noodly substance... and i pink unicorns, both empirical properties

[philosophywpaul]

@philosophywpaul

Furthermore, pink and invisible are contradictory properties (assuming it is permanent invisibility), but there is no reason to believe such except to ridicule your poor understanding of the religious position. There are reasons for believing timelessness and spacelessnes are properties that exist together. .. religious exp, cosmological argument, etc. No reason to believe pink and invisible go together, which is why nobody REALLY believes it.

[robertwc82]

"what if ponochio said "will now grow"" i have never heard that paradox before. thats a funny 1.

if its a lie, then its the truth. and if its the truth then, it is a lie

[velveetaslingshot]

Sing to Bob Marley's Redemption Song: " All pirates eat spaghetti...sometimes with a knife and fork.......please sprinkle me plate with parmesan....and a little garlic...... Sometimes my taste buds feel strong... with the help of some hot sauce..... My tongue quivers with anticipation....triumphantly..­... Won't you help me sing...these songs of pasta..... I twirl it on my fork.....Spaghetti song......Spaghetti song."

[snakeEyes4121]

if we can teach this in our schools for the next 300 years it will become a dominant religion.

[Benutzer123]

that's really funny and good! thank you!

[Nederdien]

I just thougth, as I watched another video of you, where you were propagating a video about evolution which got attacked by a votebot, that you are not a TRUE pastafarian. Now it is certain, you're just an atheist, pretending to be a pastafarian, to make it sound ridiculus and to spread atheist propaganda!

I mean, it is so obvious, that his noodly appendage exists, that I don't need arguments for that

anyways, now you know he exists, but now it is too late - you're going to hell after you die

[SyckLegz120]

Invisible Pink Unircorn. /nod

[theunsanereaper]

I loved this ^^ Flying spaghetti monster ftw XD

[limegreensquid]

I still think the Invisible Pink Unicorn is a better icon to use, as it's ridiculousness is in the name itself - how do you know it's pink if it's invisible? Flying Spaghetti Monster, while funny, doesn't really have much of a tie to that kinda of intelligent reasoning. But again, excellent video and excellent argument. Before i knew about these satirical deities i created a purple god named Stepplewa for an argument i had with a muslim once. I guess we've all done this at some point. It works!

[Alfourthousand]

table comparison seizure!!! Ø

[KloshFilms]

WTF!

[raulshackleford]

i dont get it. Ur trying to convert me to believe in pasta ? I'll buy that

[TheNotreal00]

i want some of what this guy is smoking

[thewolfkingskeeper]

what? okay i know i saw this on a south park but...what the fuck?!?!?!?!?!? WHAT IS F:LYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER?!?!?!? not god, cause CHUCK NORRIS is GOD.

[ConstantinIV]

The FSM is Real!!!

Belive, or you shall get an STD!!

RAMEN!

[therealmccheef]

pasta hater!

[Darkstarbsk]

i'm wondering about the church of the fsm because i don't know that much about it, but do they really believe it or just making parody religion? i know it was created like sarcasticly but i'm so confused about the church and everything >.>

[CarpeOmne]

To my knowledge nobody actually believes in a flying spaghetti monster, the Church of FSM is 100% parody.

[fourfyfsix]

@CarpeOmne Oh the blasphemy. I hope you like your strippers with STDs and your beer stale, cos that's where you will be heading, the Underground Freezer of Doom!

[nicolaswirth]

@CarpeOmne you could make it a real religion, and take all the benefits of religious leaders, like tax exemption in many countries, or freedom of travel.

[SatireCentral]

@CarpeOmne That was the most offensive thing I have ever heard. He boiled for your sins, so please show some respect. I know you mean well in the video (except for that last part, yecchhhkkk), but don't every pretend to be really His Noodliness. You will now almost certainly go to pasta-hell.

[Hotstufflamb]

We as members of the church know that it is false. It was created as a parody as you said. It was first used to argue Creationism in schools. Even though we know that it is false we will defend his pastaness. RAmen.

[FlyingSpaghettiMoner]

@Darkstarbsk It's not a parody IT IS THE TRUTH!

[LICK5d]

@Darkstarbsk Yes, it is completely sarcastic. Oh, and whats up Nova? How have you been?

[knowwaie]

Looks like a straw man under the table.

[hamnonox]

Pastafarianism explains the discrepancies better and is has a freer, funner, more piratey lifestyle. If we must believe that an alien exists under the table, let its name be the Almighty FSM!! RAmen!

[cablepanos]

Why do people insist that the universe is so logical and ordered? There are catastrophic collisions, super novas, radiation, black holes............ It is a very violent, uncaring, inhospitable place.

[TheColaGoodfellow]

Yes, ofcourse, the existance of a logical intelligent creator of the universe is really the equivalent to believing in a flying spaghetti monster!

This is daft, atheism is daft.

[CarpeOmne]

When there is no evidence for either they are on equal ground. Also, I don't find much logic behind most concepts of deities anyways.

[FaithAndWisdom]

What do you mean by no evidence?

I think you'll find that the universe is logical enough to prove an intelligent sustainer/designer, but there's no evidence that this sustainer/designer is made of spaghetti!

[TheColaGoodfellow]

I think you've got it spot on there Faith! I agree!

[CarpeOmne]

The universe appears "logical" because everything is being acted upon by the same laws uniformly. It's also worth noting that the illusion of design or purpose isn't actual design or purpose.

If you want to prove there is an intelligent creator, you should have it create matter from nothing and then document it so others can get your same results. You'll get lots of money in grants and prizes along with worldwide fame if you accomplish this, so don't let silly skeptics like me hold you back.

[PassionForPasta]

There is no monster but Flying Spaghetti Monster and pirates are his messengers.

Open your eyes, look at the pasta, the sauce, the sky, the beer volcanoes. How can there not be a Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Its all logical, use the brain the FSM gave you!

[simberelli]

This is awesome. This si what I would be if I were to chose a religion. The fact that our creator would have been drunk is pretty awesome,.

[GailyMcFlyJonas]

OMG FSM!

I love this video, i do still believe in God, i mean, cmon i'm 15 and was baptised before i was 1 you can't really expect me not to ;D

but tbf FSM RULES!

=D

too many questions about Christianity :/ all are answered with fsm :) I belieeeeve!

Pastafarianism = EPIC!

=P

be touched by his noodly appendage, RAmen <3

[vava54own]

Flying spaguetti monster church is the only one real religion. It is the ultimate truth.

[commonsense6660]

This a funny video how people are but it shows how easily are ready to believe in things that are crazy

[Pastamanful]

I fell asleep at the first table, and woke up with another table and no idea how i passed 7 minutes of my life....

Wait... Theres a Church Of Brian??

[suchasmango]

It was obvious that his holy noodles needed to smite you down in order for you to truly believe in his omnipotence.

You should feel lucky that he has chosen to reveal himself to you.

RAAAmen.

[Jagticon]

I follow the Church of Brian and he teaches us that we are ALL individuals and we are ALL different. And for being a true individual and each of us being truly unique, we do exactly what our lord Brian does with unquestionable faith and a near fanatic devotion to the church of Brian. For we all worship our lord Brian for we all are his individual and different children. Blessed our lord Brian for he has made us independent and think for ourselves and smite everyone who doesnt think like us

[rockerdax]

Listen. I believen God. I beliven the Bible. And I accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior. I actually like sum things about FSM. i do not believen him (and honestly im completely shocked if any1 rly does believen him),but i do think the entire thing of FSM is fuuny! i mean think about it. a flying spagetti tht made everything when he was drunk and has stripper factories for u to go in whether ur good or bad. rofl!

[thedevitt]

Lol

"i do not believen him (and honestly im completely shocked if any1 rly does believen him)"

I'd be shocked if anyone believes that Jesus Christ is their lord and saviour. Who would accept a zombie as some sort of deity.

Atleast FSM makes sense. He was drunk and thats why he made you and all other religions (except FSM thats true.. it just is... it iiiissss... prove it isn't... because it is... it's true and you can't prove it's not true.. so ha)

[CarpeOmne]

@thedevitt

Of course the FSM is true. I talk to him at the end of this video. I have a freaking recording of my deity's voice (can any other religion top that? I don't think so!), WHAT MORE PROOF DOES ANYBODY NEED?

[rockerdax]

most of the population actually believes in Jesus Christ is their lord and saviour. i am 1 of them. listen i dont rly want to start a debate or anything. i respect all religions and atheists. but i believen the protestant religion. you believen nothing i guess. thats fine. so lets just leave it at that. =)

[cablepanos]

@rockerdax Reality is not based on a consensus vote. It doesn't matter how many people believe in Jesus. There is only one true god.  You will bow to His noodly appendages and simmer in sauce for all eternity if you do not repent!

[cablepanos]

@wiines64 You don't know what you are talking about. There is ONLY ONE book contemporary to the times that mentions Jesus, one; the Bible, and those gospels were written after his supposed lifetime by people who weren't even born in his supposed lifetime. Nowhere else is there any record of a Jesus existing; nowhere. You are typically ignorant and delusional. Sorry. If you are interested in how historians actually determine the real past from fiction, watch this; youtube/watch?v=TM2mEYtHn8w

[cablepanos]

@wiines64 Grow up kid; "but jesus was a real person kinda hard to argue against facts though since all the history books have him in there in Roman times" (copied and pasted from your post just above). In your own words; "kinda hard to argue against facts". There is very little in this world that is not a matter of opinion, However, there are opinions, and then there are informed, educated opinions.

[wiines64]

@cablepanos yeh i get its hard to see how jesus could have been a real person at all due to facts and that nobody was there 2 thousand years ago i get that, so how bout a peaceful resolution ill stop commenting on this channel but know just this sometimes it goes beyond all scientific reasoning and to be honest 2 millenia is a long time anything could have happened to written scriptures that were there but today there arnt many facts even proving his existence so i may be ignorant but i dont car

[cablepanos]

@wiines64 Okay, you can believe whatever you want. You sent me a message saying Jesus was a real person and that it was a fact. Whenever I see someone state something that is obviously false, I try to correct the mistake. True, science hasn't solved everything, but it is the only method we have to determine truth from fiction. There is no thought process higher. Think with logic; feel with emotion. Don't let emotion cloud your thinking. Take care.

[wiines64]

@cablepanos i was using a point for an example thats all im sorry for anything i said offensive yes logic is key for most part and emotion does cloud judgement yeh you take care as well

[Vire70]

@rockerdax

Aye and how laughable is that.

[ytsolarus]

That'll learn ya not to trifle with the FSM.

[xj2yzz]

I believe in the FSM.

[ceabo4u]

are u moron flying spagheti what?!

[ttttllll1]

you best hope you where wearing a pirate outfit when you made this video............

[grndlmagic]

This was a great vid...tll you went in to the "Real Genius" "Kent...this is Jesus" thing

[CarpeOmne]

um, what part was that? XD

[alchemistxp2]

your noodleiness?

[Y0ts0]

but fsm is real.

[khaoticwarchild]

HAHAH FSM isgreat

[cooldaniel6]

Gay.....

all i'm sayin

[dtadeo2006]

you got this from that "dragon in the garage" or something book.

[ComradePorkie]

That was the best and most well explained method of using FSM to debunk religion I have ever seen.

I've subscribed, and I'm sure others will follow!

[noodles321321]

You are way undersubscribed...

[CarpeOmne]

lol, that can only be changed one sub at a time, and thanks for the compliment =D

[yecSlayer]

Nice use of Philosoraptor! :D

[Weirdo10o4]

Omnomnom, I accidentally god.