the doctor explains procreation for seven of nine!

[killit95]

I think the doctor went a little too fast on step 3.

[horaciosi]

What was up with the picture (of the species 8472) at the begining?

[vengefulnoob]

Why didn't these two end up together? That last minute romance with Chakotay sucked more dick than George Takei.

[TheAle89515]

That sounded like a Klingon sex ed class...

[ettlz]

@TheAle89515 one wherein "Sword of Kahless" takes on a rather different meaning.

[EdBoonSucks]

Where's his mobile emitter?

[RossSimsProductions]

@EdBoonSucks

They're on a holodeck.

[MissGrapeNehi]

I don't know which part was more hilarious, the narration or the pantomime. How did Ryan and Picardo not DIE of laughter when they shot this scene?

[miamivicepastels83]

awww. im mad it stopped

[happyman489]

Lol fortress ovum, that has to be one of the best lines in television history.

[DrLeroyGreen]

Someday I'm going to replicate Jeri Ryan on my Holodeck....I said deck, right?

[Emiel000]

I just saw both of these actors in the Oc lol

[Cheburashka207]

Seven assimilate him!!!

[SauceofEpic]

Seven: STFU!

Doctor: Oh

[KaptinKilla]

DOC FTW

[MexicanTuber]

The only thing I heard Seven say at the end was, "Doctor, I'm familiar with the process of being on the knees and getting jizzed in the mouth."

[robertw6556]

This would make a great porn scene!

[Fuleadeare]

"And the man's penis goes into the woman's..."

"I KNOW WHAT SEX IS"

"oh"

[brownblair98]

14 seconds in,Seven's thinking "It's days like this,I miss being a Borg. He'd be assimilated by now,and I would'nt have to deal with this sh*t!"

[darkskywolves97]

I wish sex ed had gone this way.

[NecessaryTruths]

@darkskywolves97 Yeah, I wish Jeri Ryan had been in my sex-ed class too.

[startrekkin1701]

hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! That is incredibly awesome!!!!!!! I wish I had gotten "the talk" this way. I might not've locked myself in the bathroom for a full day when I found out.

[CCCoNeTiMe]

The arse on that!!

[OverlordMD]

keep pressing 8 for a nice effect

[halomasterchief14]

"You wish to copulate?"

[applejak2000]

@halomasterchief14

Yes !!! Right Nowwww !! pull down your pants and spread your cheeks....

[razorspark1]

Funniest sex ed ever !!!

[MelodySaki]

Fortress Ovum? XDD

[eviltreemonster]

I'd love to make first contact with her. Seven would be great in a romantic comedy. Possible titles include:

Sixty of Nine

Borgasm

Saving Jeri Ryan

[mysterio5005]

@eviltreemonster Don't forget Seven of Fine!

[eviltreemonster]

@mysterio5005

Yes. And also Borg Pube.

[tritratulalal]

@eviltreemonster Borgasm...hahaha wtf

[halomasterchief14]

@eviltreemonster or (cop)ulating(-out)

[t1t296]

Demonstation?

[TonicMike]

2 of my favorite characters in all of Star Trek to be sure

[io1011001]

the 2nd picture he shows her looks like one of those propaganda images of these Jahova's witnesses, that strong strange religious organization knocking on people doors and wanting to talk about god and life with them, leaving those magazines like the watchtower and others. And those images of a happy happy happy happy world exactly look like image two with the blond one probably marrying or so...bet they took this image from a watchtower database...

[bandittdukeboy]

this is how sex ed should be taught. by Robert Picardo as the EMH

[LadyGhost1234]

I guess the Doctor was more using his advise then Seven of Nine was intrested into it. But ofcourse at the end, Seven uses the advise that the doctor has gaven to her. I like this moment!

[golden24680]

"Here we see Fortress Ovum is besieged by countless little warriors!" I bet the Doc wants to besiege Seven's fortress ;) ahaha

[golden24680]

xD I love the Doc's disappointment when he doesn't get to give 7 the sex talk

[me80822]

i wish the doctor was my biology teacher! XD

[dortyhoor]

"...Fortress ovum...", very funny, I remember this scene because it was so funny.

[TheSecondEvolution]

At the risk of sounding kind of pervish, great views @ 0:08 & 0:26

[Wibblywoo12345]

Lol! The Doctor is one of the most awesome ST characters ever. Voyager wasn't my favorite series, but he made it memorable.

[deppgurl150]

Ok seriously, what's up with the weird arm motions? That made me laugh and scratch my head at the same time.

[DeHerg]

I could imagine sevens fortress is defended also by an elite Team of nanoprobe warriors, ya know contraception the borg way

;)

[purgatoryfire]

Robert Picardo is such a great actor.

[Kl4pp5tuhl]

@purgatoryfire Also great in Stargate. He's one heck of an actor!

[Horser01]

"Oh." Lol!

[ljubaa93]

this actor is the best.

[therookguy]

countless little warriors?

[Treemeadow]

He took the info from the "Klingon Guide to Sex-Education"

[mythril444]

You know how straight guys say things like, "I'd be gay for Brad Pitt"? Well I think I'd be straight for Jeri Ryan. She is just amazing.

[kecenavrtep]

if anyboy says, he would fuck with same gender he is not STRAIGHT!!!!!!

[staraction]

i consider myself STRAIGHTLY GAY....i fuck my boyfriend all the time.

[Treemeadow]

er- the guy wasn't suggesting he was straight...

[kecenavrtep]

iam sorry....to much marijuana

[ogbruticus]

I think Seven wanted the Doctor to pull out his holocock and give her a personal demonstration

[shadowC10ne]

Hilarious!!! xD

[cottonwhiskersuk]

"Here we see how Fortress Ovum is besieged by countless little warriors."

[GusF]

@cottonwhiskersuk If I were a biology teacher, I'd use that line just to see my students' reactions.

[8088samjam]

@GusF Doing the little dance would help.

[Amar7605]

@cottonwhiskersuk Yeah, and when you think about it, all of us who exist won the battle!

[ZKY2]

It seems nobody got the Red Dwarf reference. :(

[Darroth]

Picardo was one of the few reasons I watched the show

[Hellwolf36]

Amen.

[zeo2k1]

he was soo funny

[kecenavrtep]

Darroth - is your nick based on the creatures from David Gemmelle`s book The Dark Moon?

[saxaphone1987]

Fortress ovum....wow!

[kmg4]

Why is she covering her ass with her hands?!?!?!?!

She has to SHOW that superb ass. That is the whole point of her being on.

[GeraldRobotnik]

How people get so obsessed over someone's derrière, I'll never understand. There are many good qualities about somebody - her eyes, for example.

[GeraldRobotnik]

That I am. Doesn't mean I have to be fixed on asses. Staring into some lovely eyes and gettin' lost in 'em is quiet better, to me. Each man to his craft.

[zombat]

Her tits for another

[maladroitgirl]

Fortress ovum is besieged by countless little warriors?

[thanqualhighseer]

obviously the doctor has been reading klingon sex guides again.

seven should have been with the doctor,. not first officer choke on a chicken.

[SprattyD]

apparently the bloke who played chakotay had a cry about it and made the writers write the romance between them, if anyone it should have been harry kim, the character the writers stopped giving a shit about :(

[DM2A4]

why harry kim of all people?

[swimfastfly27]

Because Harry was the one who stood up for her and always attempted to help her with her humanity. He believed in giving her a chance when even Tom didn't like her.

[OchrismongrelO]

Harry Kim and Seven had MASSIVE chemistry. Watch the episode 'revulsion'. HEAVY tension.

[swimfastfly27]

Hey, look up Michael Ben-Zvi on google. He's written 66 page or greater stories, all continuations based on Voyager, and they pair Seven and Harry together. Extremely realistically, too!

[bls90]

0:31 and on, i was literally rolling of floor laughin XD

[cecasander]

Same :D

[shivviper1]

I wish i could just demonstrate to her since its obvious she dosent really understand...

[adagiominore]

"Fortress Ovum"? Haha!

[hailholyghost]

I'm pretty sure that sperm scene was from one of the Look Who's Talking films

[alexfanx]

He should have said "Well, have you ever felt them" and then transformed his appearance to look like Kirk...

[faketeeth6]

lol! that was good!

[doghouse71]

Stand back doc and let me show her how its done.

[MoreToleranceNow]

Her "fortress ovum" would never get a glimpse of my boys, since I'd be shooting them up her pooper every time.

[countblah31]

So is this how nerd learn how to have sex....

[DappleLeef]

dear god im glad i didnt have him as my health teacher

[coaxis314]

WOW... good quality video for you tube

[Sei1863]

OH MY GOD.

"See how fortree Ovum is besiged by countless little warriors"

I.... can't.... breath

LMFAO

[rwarner9]

The doctor is funny when he is swinging from side to side explaining to seven of nine about sexuality.

[naithom]

The Doctor gave the talk like it was a Godzilla movie. Only slightly better than the explanation I got from my father (also a doctor) which involved chickens, a spelling test and him crying in the bathroom.  It's a wonder I was ever able to give him grandchildren!

[christaLikesACDC]

XD i love the doctor. he's awesome.

[xavierprotocols]

If she doesn't understand procreation I'd love to give her a demonstration!

[slingi1]

lol me to

[KendrixTermina]

xdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxd he's telling her of bees and flowers XD

[raffitz]

The best scene of the whole series...

[GJTFM]

Rofl! I loved that scene.

[inbetweendreams92]

lmao! This is genius

[hanmon]

Not one of Trek's finest moments...

[lumixzara]

LOL! Fortress beseiged by warriors... I wish I'd had the Doctor for Sex Ed too... (closest I had was that scene in "Look Who's Talking")

[Alexandra22773]

Actually, that picture was FROM "Look Who's Talking"! LOL

[tribble608]

LOL

[Darkpit]

Dear oh dear, Doctor. xD Kudos to him.

[KingGalby]

fortress ovem :P

[sch4tj3]

why isn't my biology teacher like that:( too bad:(

[Jyger85]

OMG that was hilarious!!!

[SugarIsYourFriend]

I love the Doctor's little ovary dance.

[EmmyLth]

Lawl....I wish we had teachers explain sex ed like this in class. XD  Too funny.

[waldoman7]

You wish Doc taught you sex ed?

I wish I could teach 7 sex ed.

[EmmyLth]

lol..I'm pretty sure many people would have wanted to.

[Rikuryujin]

Gods on Olympus LMMFAO

[SecretlyYours91]

fortress... ovum...

ok then.

[XAHIRAX]

LOL they attak!? AHAHAHAHAHH! NICE ONE DOC, you know you love the guy!

[fredocorleone]

She's always covering her upper butt padding...I hate that!

[TheTallGuy1985]

Great episode, great scene... btw, the last photo of the doc ("countless little warriors") is borrowed from the movie "Look who's talking", look it up and you'll see it's the same!

[witchking3434]

rofl

when he showed the man "stuff" and the woman's "ball" that was like making a loop hole in a deal with a little kid

[personzorz]

The hand motions just did me in XD

[exokomp]

The Doctor is so funny. His acting out of the fertilization process cracks me up.

[rosenrotNL]

if u ask me he couldn't wait to explain to seven how fertilization works

[SammySteele]

Shoot, I bet The Doctor can make all of medical school fun.

[ChrisThePancake]

lol

doctor is funny sometimes

[1stNeoSpartan]

doctor ur a horible teacher! u don't get it!

[vivaspades]

SO THATS HOW IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!

[thegreatbeyond01]

so that is how those humans reproduce...interesting

[Darkphoenix588]

love the doc

[joestl314]

That was great!

[kalabro]

The Doctor is hilarious. Fortress ovum, indeed!

[Puffball32]

besiged fortrees of ovum ........ wtf

AHAHGHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH classic

i already know

oh

HAHAH

[KittyInTheWind]

XDDD Countless little warriors... XDDD -starts laughing-